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July Group Therapy Dates

Hello friends :) 

Checking in to see what day for July works best for everyone! Can't wait for our little get together 

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June Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Video

Video version for our stories in the park :) What are your thoughts on these outdoor/travel episodes? Audio quality isn't too bad right?

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June Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Audio Version

The last of June's bonus stories are coming at your from Paris!!! We recorded these stories starting at 6am in the park in front of the Eiffel Tower and it was a vibe.. Just wait for the video awhhh. 

Funnily enough I got Covid on this trip and safe to say I had it here on my last day because wow was I a sniffly mess sorry about that y'all. 

Can't wait to hear some travel hacks and horror stories from you guys <3 

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June Bonus Story #2 Video

Apologies for traumatizing us all so much this month! The last two bonus stories are much much better I promise!! 

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Small favor :)

If you’ve got a free minute and would like to help out my presentation tomorrow I’d really appreciate it ❤️❤️❤️

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June Bonus Content!!

Hello Family, 

June's full length bonus episode has been posted along with the first two stories! Videos to follow shortly, and the last two stories will drop next week. They're coming from the Paris trip Alejandra's and I took and they're some crazy travel stories. 

I've been traveling so much this month and have not been able to record any stories on Pride like I wanted to, so we will be hitting those in July. Pride shouldn't just be restricted to June anyways ;) ...

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June's FREE Bonus Story

Thanks for coming over and joining us on Patreon! This month's free bonus story is one we covered in April -- it's a story about a guy who was trying to teach his girlfriend a lesson.... What are your thoughts on this one? 

TW* It does contain talks of assault. 

What bonus story would you like to be read for July's free bonus story?

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June Full Length Bonus Episode

Here is June's full length bonus episode with my mom Dennette and little brother Taylor joining me! My mom may be more unhinged than the stories we read.. lol But we get into some petty revenge stories and some of the most infamous stories too. 

What are your thoughts on these ones?

TW** Story 1 contains talks of SA and jolly rancher story is gag worthy. 

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June Bonus Story #2

Getting in to some of Reddit's most infamous stories on this bonus story and June's full length episode! And I'm joined by my mom (awhhhh) and my little brother Taylor! 

This was a blindside I did not see coming.. and I didn't have many words after.. Do you have any?

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Group Therapy :)

Come on over friends!! 

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Group Therapy Today 6/18

Hello friends, 

I'm at my brothers place in MN (only house here with wifi lol) and shall be doing group therapy as soon as the kids are asleep. Hoping for around 9pm Central time aka 7pm PST. 

THESE KIDS WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP AWHHH

Shall be on as soon as I can y’all ❤️

Can't wait to catch up for a bit!

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June Free Bonus Story

Hello friends, 

Just checking in to see what bonus story you'd like read for the free one :) Justin and I will be recording tonight and want to make sure its a good one!

So happy to have some new friends joining us over here btw. 

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June Bonus Story #1 - Audio

Hello Family!! 

Welcome to June's first bonus story featuring the girls from Straight Candid. You'll meet them officially on this weeks episode but they're some amazing girls from Minnesota who have a podcast of their own that I've been helping with. 

With this story.. Do you feel its appropriate to call out your friends behaviors if its impacting their ability to get a partner? And do you think this is a quirk or a bigger health issue?

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Group Therapy :)))

Come over to discord. Shall be on in a few <3

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1st June Group Therapy!! This Sunday!

Wanted to go ahead and post so everyone can prepare a bit, so it looks like winner  #1 is Sunday June 4th @ 12:30pm PST/ 3:30pm EST !! So see you all this Sunday :) 

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April Bonus Story #4 -- Video

Sorry y'all audio got posted but video slipped through somehow. Thanks to a lovely Patreon family member for letting me know :)

If you ever feel something is missing or your Patreon is glitching always feel free to reach out!

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June Group Therapy Sessions

Seeing what works for all you lovelies for June Sessions! Select the date that works best for you and the two highest shall be the days. SO SO excited to catch up.  

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May Bonus Episode -- Video Version !!

Eek here's the video version of this month's bonus episode. 

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May 2023 Full Bonus Episode!! - Audio

Apologies in advance for this!!! I was having an absolute day and even while editing I'm like "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORGAN".. My takes were so all over the place and I have totally different ones now 🙈🤪 

Which story is messing with you the most?!

1. Boys trades girls' nudes like Pokemon card. 

2. AITA for walking out of restaurant during wife's bday dinner?

3. Is it weird to be called good boy?

4. Ruined mothers day for me wife (I changed my min...

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May Bonus Story #4 -- Video

TW for SA !!!! 

When will people learn hymen doesnt = virginity?!

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May Bonus Stories !!

Hi friends,

all of the individual bonus stories have been posted for May. If you're having issues seeing content I recommend updating your app, or even deleting it and redownloading it. I've gotten a few messages on this so it seems Patreon may be glitching of a few of you.

May's full bonus episode audio is up and video shall be posted tomorrow!

As for June, let me know on this post what you'd like to see :)

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May Patreon Bonus Story #4 - Audio

Your final individual story for May, and it is a heavy one y'all. TW for SA so please skip if you feel this one would be triggering for you. 

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Group therapy x2 in June

Well after seeing the results it looks like two in June 😊 you guys were so supportive in the comments you had me literally crying. I totally understand that this isn’t ideal for some of you or it’s your first month and you were so excited. If you have an issue with this just send me a message and I’ll make it right ❤️

The rest of mays bonus content shall be up today and tomorrow!! Whohooo

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May Bonus stories 2 & 3 Ft. Spencewuah !!

These bloopers got out of hand a bit lol but hope you enjoy the video version of May bonus stories 2 & 3!

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Group Therapy Date :)

Hello friends, back from Minnesota after losing my mom's husband and trying to get us back on track for May. 

Giving some options for group therapy below. So happy to get the chance to catch up with you all, hear your troubles, and react to some crazy stories together. Working on an astrologer for next month! 

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May Bonus Stories 2 & 3 Ft. Spencewauh PLUS BLOOPERS!

Coming at you are May bonus stories 2 and 3 with some fun bloopers from the episode with Spencer. Hope you enjoy :) 

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May Bonus Story #1

Video version for bonus story numero uno :) 

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May Bonus Story #1 - Audio

May's first bonus story coming from our karmic justice theme. What do you guys think about Karma? Is there a big difference between karma and revenge?

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Two Idiot Girls podcast

Y’all!!!! I’m going on TIG this weekend and you want to submit a story here’s the link. So excited for this little crossover and wanted to make sure you all had a chance to submit ❤️

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April Bonus Content Posted!

Hello all, 

All of April's bonus content has been posted :) This was such a fun month and even had Lauren's new boyfriend joining us for the full length episode. 

If you're missing content or cant see anything make sure you're in an actual tier, or try updating your app--sometimes there's a glitch. 

Anddd 🙈 I feel silly for even asking but could you leave a 5 star review wherever you listen to this podcast. Despite not looking at them they get sent my way b...

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