Tumblebutts script read
Check out the a clip of the new Tumblebutts episode of Season 4!
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2019-10-11 16:45:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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Star Spangled Bastard script read
Watch the guys read a bit of the new Star Spangled Bastard episode script!
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Password: MURica!
2019-09-27 20:13:51 +0000 UTC View PostButtshark script read
Today's the premier of Season 4! Check out this script read of the new Buttshark episode!
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Password: buttsharkDODODODO
2019-09-18 17:54:41 +0000 UTC View PostMega Mom animatic
Get a sneak peak of season 4 with this clip of the new Mega mom episode animatic!
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Password: t3th3r3d
2019-09-13 20:03:39 +0000 UTC View PostSeasons and changes!
As you probably know by now, we're in the midst of making The Cyanide & Happiness Show Season 4! Since you are our super fans, we are going to start sharing some sneak peaks and behind the scenes stuff with you here on Patreon! Once the season is released, you will receive 1 month of VRV FREE!
We also like to keep things fresh around here, so we're changing up a few of our rewards. Once a month, we'll be doing an AMA with a creator on Discord, available to our $2+ UMPs. Also, one of...
2019-03-07 22:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostCon Sketch - Peeping Tom + High School
Porky's 14: Clog the Drain
2019-02-07 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostRob answers your questions!
Hey Ultra Mega Pals!
Rob here, with some general updates and answers to your questions!
First of all, huge thank you to all of you who jumped in to play Rapture Rejects for free the last couple months. It’s been very enjoyable getting my ass kicked by all of you in a game we created.
In other news, we just launched “I Think I’ve Got This” on our channel, a show where Chip Chapley answers your questions about everything. Be sure to check it out and comment on YouTube ...
2019-01-30 22:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNovember update from Kris
Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bitches and bastards, and anyone in between! Happy Holiday season from all of us over here at the cartoon butt factory. If you're not religious, happy December. If you're agnostic, happy whatever. If you are religious, we'll pray for you. If you're a non-sentient object, happiness is a foreign concept that you can't experience nor lack. I think that covers everyone, right? Follow me downwards to read more of this letter.
A couple of you ULTRA MEGA PA...
2018-12-01 03:25:38 +0000 UTC View PostBREAKING NEWS: The Rapture has happened!
Dear Cyanide & Happiness fan,
We’re sorry to be the bearer of bad news: the Rapture has happened, and you didn’t make the cut. No Heaven for you, unfortunately. It was probably that time you texted in a movie theater. But don’t worry, we have some good news, too!
Rapture Rejects, a last man standing game set in the post-apocalyptic Cyanide & Happiness universe, just hit 2018-11-29 19:04:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Halloween wishes from Dave!
Happy Halloween Ultra Mega Pals, you devilishly devious assortment of naughty treats. How's your Halloween season been treating you? I have been prepping my house slowly for the scariest monster of all, who is due to arrive in December. Not Santa, but my child-to-be, Arthur. I recently got a 3D scan of him, and am pleased to report that he has a face. That's my boy *wipes tear*.
It is at this time, as the stork prepares himself to knock on my door and make his delivery, that I am full of the m...
2018-11-01 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMORE STUFF!
As part of our new tier structure, we've gone back in time to make past posts accessible at their new tier level! All of our UMPs that are currently subscribed between $2-$25 levels will have more older posts available to them now, so go scroll through those old posts and find new treasures that await you!
2018-10-30 21:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostBig announcement for our Ultra Mega Pals!
Hello Ultra Mega Pals!
We think you kick ass for helping us keep the shorts going! So we wanted you to be the first to hear our new announcement this week.
As you know, we were only able to get back to 2 shorts/month through Patreon. But we really wanted to keep giving you animated stuff every week! So we did some brainstorming. We’re going to continue making 2 original animated shorts each month. We’re also bringing you 2 new animated segments on the other 2 weeks! “I Think I’ve...
2018-10-22 22:45:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Ted Cruz gets his own theme song!
In honor of the upcoming election here in the US, we present to you a nice little song about Ted Cruz, the senator running against Beto O'Rourke.
Password: th3m3song
2018-10-16 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream drawing happening NOW!
We're doing a live draw with butts and dicks and whatnot!
2018-09-28 22:16:01 +0000 UTC View PostA lovely update from Rob
Dearest Cyanide & Happiness Ultra Mega Pals,
It’s me, Rob. I hope you are all very happy, well fed and living a balanced life. Are you eating your vegetables? Take a minute to correct your posture.
I just wanted to jump in to Patreon and let you know what all is going on at EXPLOSM HEADQUARTERS in the great city of Richardson, Texas. We’ve been hard at work on a lot of stuff.
One cool stuff we’ve been working on is creating WEEKLY SHORTS again, even though we haven’t te...
2018-09-28 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostToe Painting
Thousands of years from now an archeologist will dig this up, declare it a symbol of fertility and strength amongst the ancient US tribes, and put it on display in a museum.
Toe painting by our illustrious artist, Paul.
2018-09-11 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream happening now!
Give us your one word suggestions!
2018-08-24 22:07:19 +0000 UTC View PostA Letter from Kris
Hello everyone, if you're reading this right now, it means you're a massive Mega Pal to us, and we all individually have a crush on you. Have you done something new with your hair? It looks great.
We've been doing a lot over here at Explosm to make new and exciting stuff, and want to thank you for being a part of it. I feel the podcast is growing it's roots, and we all have a lot of fun doing it. We're busting/laughing our ass off as we work on the games, and even got a couple secret projects ...
2018-08-24 20:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Tomorrow's comic early!
Harass that like button with your mouse if your mom appreciates you.
-Rob
2018-08-09 23:20:38 +0000 UTC View PostUMPs at RTX!
If any of you are at RTX this weekend, come to booth 711, tell us you're an Ultra Mega Pal and use the secret passcode "smack my butt" to get a free poster!
2018-08-03 19:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostTomorrow's comic early!!
Smash that like button if you live in the perpetual shadow of an overachieving family member.
-Rob
2018-08-02 20:40:26 +0000 UTC View PostA Letter from Dave
My dearest Ultra Mega Pals,
If I were to suffer from a cardiological catastrophe out of the blue one day in the future - a day like any other day, one where I am perhaps taking part in my favourite pasttimes, such as doing a kite or trout whistling - and I were to be taken to the emergency room, the doctor would make some startling discoveries as they gazed into my chest hole. In amongst the sinew, subcutaneous fat, self-loathing and toothpasty, clotted blood, they would find something else- j...
2018-07-31 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostRIP Barbershop Quartet
As we barrel forward with the Rapture Rejects alpha testing, we're getting to the point where it's time to start filling the apocalyptic map with remnants of the C&H universe.
Sadly, the Barbershop Quartet shall sing no more.
2018-07-19 16:58:46 +0000 UTC View PostRejected Book Cover
I was going through an old, forgotten file directory on my PC and I found a rejected book cover from years ago.
"How To Uppercut Giraffes" was eventually retitled "Punching Zoo" which is a 1,000x better title.
I still like this artwork though...
-Rob
2018-07-11 02:59:10 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Release: Episode 14: Wouldn’t That Be Weird?
The Boys are feeling at least 33% surly (and rising) as Mr. Explosm finds a shocking new way to punish them. Rob, Dave and Joel reminisce over a missing Kris, and eulogize their fallen friend in a retelling of their shared origin story at San Diego Comic-Con. Wouldn’t THAT be weird? Turns out, yes. It would.
2018-07-10 18:12:40 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Release: Episode 13: Hello, Daddy. Don’t go away. We’re Santa’s Elves. It’s Christmas Day!
It’s an Explosm Boy Sleepover, and you’re invited… TO SAVE THEM FROM CERTAIN DEATH! Or at least from Mr. Explosm getting too chummy, and thinking he’s one of the gang. Hover precariously over your bidet, and assault your father with laddish hijinks as we salute those who fought gallantly in The Butthole Wars!
2018-07-02 15:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostEARLY COMIC!
Here's tomorrow's C&H comic, try not to get motion sick.
If you like seeing early comics, let us know in the comments below!!
-Rob
2018-06-29 00:56:18 +0000 UTC View Post