Hail to the NeRBs!
The High Council of Ankist has been sequestered once again to debate the fate of the nation and only the fate of the nation. No ulterior motives. None whatsoever. Stop asking.
They have sworn on Mother's perfect head that this is purely for the benefit of the people and no one else.
The squabbling reaches new heights in this episode!
Just to reiterate a couple of things: SPOILER ALERT! This is a narrative focussed game so if you have any ...
2023-11-29 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
We've assembled a crack team to go on the most dangerous mission of all: a heist for MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. But WAIT!
There's simply too many of them. We can't possibly have TWO drivers! And arguably we don't even need one snitch!
Join us to see our cast bickering over who gets to go to the bank.
Enjoy!
Teri x
2023-11-28 18:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
We had such a blast last Monday bringing you the most chaotic Game of Life ever! Poor folks, they're still recovering from their awful, awful lives...
We think you made an absolutely marvellous choice picking that old House Rules as an opener and therefore we would like to offer you the chance to vote on the game played next week yet again.
Please pick one of the options below for Holly, Sullivan and Blair to play on Monday 27th November at 6PM.&...
2023-11-23 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi NeRBS,
It's NEW GUEST after NEW GUEST over here! Give a warm welcome to Molly-Rose Treves!
Oooh she fits right in, folks! She fits right in our mad crew.
Today, we play JUST ONE. We had already played this classic party game during our zoom era but we thought you may enjoy a second run with our cast of wonderful 'hot boys'.
Hope you have a wonderful time watching them struggle to come up with Just One word.
Enjoy x
Teri :)
2023-11-21 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
You picked it, we played it!
6 Nimmt is one of our favourite party games, and we love to play it as often as we can, but this time, it was a little different. We have a special surprise for you, lovely patrons!
SPECIAL GUEST ALERT!
You might recognise him from the NBC hit show, SUPERSTORE, or from his Edinburgh Fringe show, Chris Grace: As Scarlett Johansson.
Comedian and actor, Chris Grace, joined in our silly shenanigans and ruined Domi...
2023-11-18 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
On our final Twitch stream, last Monday, Holly and Blair made a very exciting announcement.
We will carry on NRB streaming on YouTube and our lovely hosts will be joined by no other than SULLIVAN BEAU BROWN!!!
The first NRB LIVE YouTube Stream will happen on MONDAY 20th November at 6PM.
And for this first stream, we have decided to to bring old HOUSE RULES games back!
Please pick one of the options below for B...
2023-11-16 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
Tickets PLEASE! We've got a train that's going too fast and it's up to these six to figure out how to stop it. It's going to be off the rails!
From this thumbnail, you can tell Holly bloody loves a train! It's about to get steamy in here!
Take your allocated seat and make sure you keep your hands and legs inside the vehicle.
GET ON BOARD! (it's finally happened we can say it)
Love,
From Teri, Ken, Blair and Holly
But only Kind Regar...
2023-11-14 18:00:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey NeRBS!
Welcome to this week’s episode of Board Game Club and this week we have experts in!
Who else better to show us the life of the unemployed than a bunch of actors?!
Join us as we try to find a new job, a new career, a new life! What will our panel become, celebrity impersonators? Bachelors from ‘The Bachelor’? The slowest talking auctioneer in the world?
Find out who will be the next Apprentice, and who will be fired before they’re ev...
2023-11-07 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Attention to all NeRBs!
Do you want to try your hand at defeating a man who’s often described as ‘a golden retriever in a human suit’?
Do you want to spend an evening wiping the floor with someone who is professionally stupid?
Do you want to destroy Sullivan Beau Brown at board games?
Well now you can!
You can see how quickly Sullivan crumbles under the pressure of defeats stacked upon defeats with an UNMATCHED experience!
There’s no greater way to ...
2023-11-03 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy Halloween NeRBs!
It is time. The gaming hour is upon us and our special spooky month of monstrous games comes to an end.
There used to be a House on The Hill but no more. The Gate stands, a viper's nest of schemes and schemers. Yet, our brave party will have to face The Haunt again, betrayed by one of their own and split between defeating evil and rescuing their fellowship.
You have asked for it! Here is Betrayal at Baldur's Gate, probably the best iteratio...
2023-10-31 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello!
It's me again, NeRBs!
Something wicked this way comes as we have prepared another lovely treat (with no tricks!) for Halloween.
If your blood thirst has not been quenched with this week's BGC Uncut AND episode 2 of The King's Dilemma, enjoy a trip, not on the Nemesis this time, but to a lovely little Martian facility full of loving, caring Night Stalkers. Sounds fun and relaxing!
What could go wrong?
Have fun!
Teri x
2023-10-31 18:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hail to the NeRBs!
We have convened the King's council once again in order to debate and debase ourselves over the issues that truly matter: Why is the wheat grey? What is a Woodhog? And in what manner should we kill House Rules? Our campaign continues as our five ignoble houses vie wage a war of words in order to secure their own legacy.
Just to reiterate a couple of things: SPOILER ALERT! This is a narrative focussed game so if you have any intention of playing your own ca...
2023-10-28 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs!
WHAT? NEW CAST? Look at NRB growing!
For this new edition of Board Game Club, we welcome Lorna Rose Treen for a game of Paranormal Detectives! Our wonderful cast will play as, you guessed it, PARANORMAL DETECTIVES!
A truly terrible accident has happened and Laurie has unfortunately been turned into a ghost. The investigators will have to ask our ghastly ghost questions about the circumstances of their death so our detectives are able to figure out what happened ...
2023-10-24 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs!
In this edition of Unboxed, Sullivan meets up with Rosie to discuss the making of our new GeekNson table as well as their new Grubby Little Mitts comedy show: Hello, Hi!
Grab your tickets for Grubby Little Mitts while they're hot.
https://thewardrobetheatre.com/livetheatre/grubby-little-mitts/
Enjoy!
Teri x
2023-10-21 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello, NeRBs!
It's time to let us know which game you want to see the team playing in November's Patreon-exclusive episode of Board Game Club. The options are below - you have 48 hours to vote!
2023-10-19 14:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
Choo-choo! You've voted for it and now it's here - Tempest's favourite board game.
You won't believe the twists and turns in this particular game. Bloody fantastic!
Hope you enjoy!
Teri x
2023-10-18 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
Dominic Allen has graced us with another one of his monstrous impressions in Horrified American Monsters! After Margaret Thatcher Coffin Smasher (go watch the original Horrified Board Game Club if you haven't), this time it's Nixon who takes care of kicking evil in the face.
This version of Horrified sees American urban legends like the Chupacabra, Big Foot , Mothman, The Banshee of the Badlands or the Jersey Devil terrorise a lovely town full of innocent ...
2023-10-17 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
We had a lot of fun shooting this new edition of House Rules and since you are our favourite people in the world, we have reserved a few extra minutes JUST FOR YOU!
I hope these silly boys turn your frown upside down!
Love,
Teri x
2023-10-14 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs and welcome to spoopy season week 2!
This time our horrific cast plays the most miserable of games: Gloom!
Inspired by the drawings of Edward Gorey, this game features four families of weird outcasts. The players aim to make their own family horribly sad and adversary families as happy as Laurie (he is happy most of the time I swear!) by playing events and modifiers on top of them.
Cousin Mordecai was having a fabulous day looking at ducklings ...
2023-10-10 17:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
Spooky season is officially open and we are starting with a classic - Burke's Gambit! Can you tell we LOVE a certain space franchise on this channel?
In this social deduction game, players will need to find the infected member of the crew in order to eject them from their spaceship and avoid bringing a nasty bug back to Earth. However, certain crew members would rather keep the parasite onboard for corporate gain, THE SPACE SCUM!
Get ready for betrayal, beef a...
2023-10-03 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hello, NeRBs!
It's time to let us know which game you want to see the team playing in October's Patreon-exclusive episode of Board Game Club. The options are below - you have 48 hours to vote!
2023-10-02 09:44:53 +0000 UTC
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Hail To The NeRBs!
It’s time for a brand new series to kick off with early access to episode one of our first LEGACY game: The King’s Dilemma.
We’ve assembled a small council made up of big personalities, who are going to discuss and debate dilemmas affecting the Kingdom of Ankist. Their choices will decide the fate of the country! Will they do what is best for the masses or what benefits their own noble house the most? (No prizes for guessing which one most people go for)
2023-09-30 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
This has been one our most demanded pieces of content ever - Nemesis is back with a brave new crew of cosmonauts!
Join Dom, Sullivan, Laurie, Ken and Holly on their adventure aboard this spaceship FILLED with 'Intruders'.
Simple recap of the rules before launch:
- The Players act as crew on the NEMESIS spaceship with different job assignments (i.e CAPTAIN, MECHANIC, SCIENTIST)
- Players all get given Objective cards, Objectives can be Per...
2023-09-29 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs!
In this edition of Unboxed, Jon, Sullivan and myself (Teri) discuss the games we would like to see on the channel and the content coming up for Spooky Season.
Get ready for some weird audio shenanigans.
Also grab your tickets for Grubby Little Mitts while they're hot.
https://sohotheatre.com/events/grubby-little-mitts-hello-hi/
Enjoy!
Teri x
2023-09-28 22:31:29 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs!
We’ve got a Patreon exclusive for you today! Uncle Joe has paid us an unexpected visit and he’s not very happy with a lot of the comments left on Communopoly. Dom has once again tapped into his tyrannical side (didn’t take much) to become Joseph Stalin, and insisted on reading and responding to your comments on state television (the channel)!
By the way, this isn’t the only Patreon exclusive content we have coming for you before the end of September. There is ...
2023-09-27 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi NeRBs,
I hope you are well. For this new vid, the cast try to talk the talk and grunt and the grunts as they play this cave man game. And SHOCK, new stuff at the start of the vid for you all.
Alright, I'm done.
It's harder than you think writing a paragraph with monosyllabic words. But yeah, that's the aim of Poetry for Neanderthals. See the cast struggle to make basic sense in this new Board Game Club episode.
And a huge thank you to our incredibl...
2023-09-26 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Once again the gang is back to bring you the most fantastic BOAR-d games. If you like hidden movement games, you'll be like a pig in mud because this week we are playing BEAST.
LAURIE IS A PIGGY MONSTER IN THIS, I'M NOT JUST MAKING PIG PUNS FOR SNOUGHT (Snout?)
In this game of one versus all, hunters will have to track and get rid of the beast which has been ravaging their settlements, however the beast can fight back.
Who will HOG the glory and who will rest in ...
2023-09-19 17:00:06 +0000 UTC
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We have mutually agreed with Adam Blampied that he will be leaving the company with immediate effect. Adam will be making his own statement on his Instagram about his departure shortly and we respect his request to address this matter in more detail himself.
We’ve made this a publicly available Patreon post on the continued advice of those we have worked with during this difficult process. We will continue to work with the external expert consultants mentioned in our previous update, ...
2023-09-12 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hello NeRBs,
So good to see you again for Board Game Club! This week we play Lovecraft Letter and our wonderful cast made way too many Cthulhu puns. YOU GET ALL OF THEM, lovely patrons!
Lovecraft Letter is a version of the game Love Letter set in the H.P. Lovecraft universe. So be prepared for fish people, scary books and The Great One. Cthulhu.
He has risen, and soon all will be under his rule. It has all been foretold in the Necronomicon. Hail Cthulhu! The dark...
2023-09-12 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hail to the Nerbs!
It's Patreon Exclusive Board Game Club time and this month we're taking on No Thanks! as voted for by you!
No Thanks! is a wonderful little card game where players are trying to have the lowest possible score by using tokens to say nuh-uh, no way, no thank you very much to cards of different values, run out of tokens and you have to take the card, but you also get to hoover up any tokens spent saying No Thanks! to that particular number.
It's super s...
2023-09-11 17:00:04 +0000 UTC
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