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god's hands for 3/2/2023

Here we are again. I'm liking the direction of these and if I don't anymore, it can change! How about that. CK seems still on board, but the gears move slowly as we reach the end of what's still left with FOA on there. Little details that bug me, but are not stopping me from work.

Speaking of: I've started on the next Cultists! episode! I wanna see this weird series flourish for as long as I can stand it! Then well do something else! AND SOMETHING ELSE AFTER THAT!!!!

Nothing much ...

god's hands 2/23/2023

just going to keep making these comics as if this is what i'm supposed to do. haven't gotten a solid yes or no from anyone other than a "we like the idea" so im still kind of in the liminal zone of a Break or Vacation or something. as long as there's something for my hands to do.

god's hands (2/21/2023)

just getting the cobbed webs out off my hands, my head, and my fingers. keeping it simple for now, but i might do some color ones here and there too. iono!

also writing the next "CULTISTS!" episode. I enjoy doing those and have more in the chamber.

god's hands (2/20/2023)

hello and welcome back. So here's the timeline of events to catch us all up to speed:

I did that last FOA storyline "Witchwell" to coincide with the 10th anniversary of "This is Fine". It popped off and people wanted to talk to me about it. A lot! Then all the old baggage of that comic and gunshow came bubbling back, the same baggage which made me want to leave gunshow behind in the first place. Shit like "is this all I'm worth now, can I do anything longer, more personal," etc.

A...

new shirt preorders and a thanks

folks, I'd be remiss if I didn't post here we got preorders going for three new shirts over at my Topatoco store, including one for the "I GUESS" image meme reaction macro that has been slowly but steadily making rounds here and there. Might as well jump on that one before it gets out of hand. 

And just want to say thank you for your kind comments on the previous post. it helps to know I am...

FOA Broke

Hey Folks. Still on a break from things but also still busy? What do you even call that kinda thing? A lie? Well anyway, I got something I should bring up with y'all. None of this is set in stone, but I wanna just be upfront about the road I'm lookin' down.

Doing a longer, serialized webcomic in the year of our lord 2023 doesn't feel or hit the same as it did in the heyday of the int...

F•O•A B•R•E•A•K

Hello and welcome to a public patreon post where I announce officially that I am taking a couple months break from FOA after the end of this last arc, "Witchwell". In its stead, I will be running old forest animal strips from Gunshow on Tuesdays and Thursdays! These strips are the seed that eventually grew into what Funny Online Animals is today, and I am grate...

how to stop a problem - 7

When we last left our idiots: A spy vs Spy parody. And now, this? When will the madness stop?! 

CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL PAGES ON A SECRET WEB PAGE 

or click the tag below to see all the other posts. The site seems to be running a bit slowly today and it is NOT my fault!!!!!!!

what happened to the dinosuars?

trying to have fun again

is this fine? (poam)

I started this one last year when I realized the 10th anniversary was coming up for the meme. But I let it sit for months and simply just posted about my feelings here and there. Looking back on it a couple of days ago, I added that final line about the eagle and felt it was what was needed.

Pull Push Door (comic)

Hello friends. Been quiet around here but I have been busy. Here's a rundown of what I have been doing:

•Giving too many interviews about the 10th anniversary of "This is Fine".

•Working on finalizing a tv pitch WITH a production company.

•Working on a NEW tv pitch of a different idea with my agent.

•Laying out the Pinocchio book, which will probably be crowd funded.

•Working out a book pitch that would collect "little comis", "f-off", and "church funni...

monotony (poam)

trying to get more loosey with my drawings. i am pretty adept at drawing without penciling beforehand, and doing so digitally brings more ease of editing if need be. so it might be more fun to jump without looking, so to speak. we try. we want to find what makes it new again.

currently have sent in two months worth of old gunshow comics to CK to keep up appearances on the strip. Calling them "FOA Classics" which they kinda are. Wild to think some of them are 10 years old now, alongside ...

WITCHWELL (full FOA story)

This month, January 2023, will make it 10 years since the original "This is Fine" strip (simply titled "On Fire") was posted. 9 years since it took off as a meme. 7 years since the Kickstarter plush. And who knows what else, too much to remember.

My thoughts on the meme come and go and ebb and flow and change on a dime, depending on how annoyed I am that day. I should be so lucky to get to do all this for a living thanks to what it has become and helped me do, but it's hard to see the f...

FOA - Witchwell, part 9 (end)

Last page. Going to do another post of the whole story at once, will have more to say there. brb

church of the all knowing fear

was struck to make something else and made this. not quite a comic, possibly a poem. who cares!

FOA - Witchwell, part 8

One more page to wrap things up.

FOA - Witchwell, part 7

2 more pages remain.

FOA - Witchwell, part 6

Good post holidays to you and yours. I am now officially planning a break from Funny Online Animals that will last all of February and March 2023. If it all goes well, I'll just be rerunning old gunshow stories that were the genesis for FOA on Comics Kingdom and may post them elsewhere too. I will still be somewhat active doing some writing, working on other projects that are asking for my attention, and maybe some new pokemon for you today. But generally, I just want to take a break from com...

FOA - Witchwell, part 5

OH SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!

FOA - Witchwell, part 4

Specifically the end of the "Whereabouts of the Hound" strip. Ed is always on top of remembering old strips around here.

FOA - Witchwell, part 3

Getting ahead of myself on this story as I am looking to maybe take a break for a bit. Something maybe I could use. Like an ACTUAL break from comics. I have my ups and downs and small changes in how I make the work is helpful, but there is something not repaired correctly inside me that I need to take a long look at. And I think some time away is necessary to do so.

Not sure when it'll be. Possibly after this story? And I'll just rerun oldies on CK? We'll see, we'll see. I'll let you kn...

new patreon header for 2023

had a tickle to make a new header! sort of the new vibe going forward with FOA and the comic in the new year. here it is in a public post if you want a closer look at it. That's all!

FOA - Witchwell, part 2

AN foa mystery? cus you pronounce it "Eff" with that "e" sound. iono.

It feels better to draw comics in this longwise way, plus that's just better for the future of the medium online. Scrollin' City. Swipe central. Gotta adapt to survive.

FOA - Witchwell, part 1

New story and formatting for FOA starting off in the new year. Going all month long. Giddy up.

FOA - Never Being Angry Again

The last FOA of the year! Wow! Well, for the posting year. You might still get some FOAs before the calendar clicks over. All I'm doing is sitting at home and workin on thangs

how to stop a problem - 6

It's been a second, but I don't want to give up on this. It may take a while, but we're already here.

to read what we've already done, click the tag below or check out all pages on this secret webpage for you 

rarer known coyotes 12/12/2022

Hello again and welcome back. No news on these coyotes, but I do them anyway so I got more to shove into the noses of these high society freaks. Maybe eventually I can stop being coy about what these are attempts for, but maybe it doesn't matter. It's comics! Just enjoy them.

I'm doing my best to stay ahead of things on this awful December. But we'll see if it ends up pulling me down with it. Stay warm out there.

FOA - Watering Hole

One more to go before I can wrap up FOA's 2022 line up. What a year. what a MONTH! What a WEEK! Just trying to stay ahead of the disease after us all. And just hungry. Time to get some food.

FOA - Alone for the Holidays

This one's scheduled for three days before Christmas! Notice how no one has fun in December?