AKA Bridget Jones: The Edge of Madness Everyone's favorite possessed sword wielded by a junkyard dog answers your questions about blade sharpening, other animals that might wield her, and her thoughts on the other Bounty Hunters. It is a juicy little episode that will have you saying, "Carly should be quiet for a few days." (Now with fixed audio)
2024-04-09 17:33:45 +0000 UTC View Post
“I was never - that's one of my big regrets, I was never in "The Music Man," and I always loved that show.” - Seth McFarlane
2024-04-08 15:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Knight of Wands. The trailblazer’s sign. One summer I worked at a state park where my main responsibility was surveying every trail to clear the path of fallen log or overgrowth. I got really bad poison ivy and had to wrap my arms in bandages like a Mummy. One evening I went to a diner with some friends and showed them my poison ivy scars. One friend got really mad and accused me of exposing him to poison ivy. I explained that he could only get a reaction from the plant or its oils, which a...
2024-04-01 12:27:27 +0000 UTC View Post
From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor: It's the character sheet of EDGICA, played by our own Carly Monardo!
2024-03-27 19:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Two strange men talk about Hank McCoy, the blue eyed BEAST of X-Men Lore. They discuss arcs, designs, histories, and the current state of X-men comics. They also have a pretty good time goofin' imo.
2024-03-27 09:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Branson, Joe, and Tim answer your questions about Ep 8 of Weird Times in Piss Harbor. We talk creatures, features, podcasts, and Scatman John
2024-03-26 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm thinking about Cher (for some reason) and the ten of wands.
Apparently the ten of wands is the card of burden.
In "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)", Cher is burdened by back-up singers who do not listen to her lyrics.
Cher firmly sings the praises of "his kiss" as the only method of identifying her partner's affections.
Her back-up singers ask (ad nauseum!) if the same love "his kiss" so clearly demonstrates can be found in his eyes, sighs, face, embrac...
2024-03-25 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
While we'd love to see everyone in person at LENT ENDERS in a few weeks, we understand some of you won't b...
2024-03-19 18:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Gird yourself for a new challenge. If you are looking for a new challenge, allow me to recommend a few.
Learn how to identify the color Teal in public
Learn how not to argue with your wife that what you think is Teal is actually not Teal.
Defend yourself from accusations of color blindness from your wife, your friends, and the internet.
Go one day without getting Teal wrong
Go one day without podcasts (ABK [Always Be Killing-My-Own-Business])
From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor:
It's the character sheet for Moose, played by our own Joe Lepore!
2024-03-12 14:20:26 +0000 UTC View Post
After a strange episode where all deeds were permissible, Ali, Branson, Christopher, and Tim answer YOUR questions about the ep and the *gulp* chilling consequences of law.
2024-03-12 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"Calm and resolve through struggle" is what this card is supposed to mean which I think is stupid. I think the card should mean that you fall into a tiktok rabbit hole of videos where huge bodybuilders lose challenges to scrawny free solo climbers who build strength without increasing muscle mass. I saw one vid where two huge dudes got owned by the free climber on each challenge and they were super into it. They loved that this little dude could out-lift them. It was so positive and cool. Tha...
2024-03-11 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Once at a bachelor party we booked the Groom a magician. When the magician showed up, he seemed very cautious, confused, and worried. He wasn’t sure what a bunch of men wanted to do to a magician at a bachelor party and he seemed to be prepared for the other shoe to drop. We watched him gradually realize that we were just a bunch of enthusiastic dudes who wanted to see some magic to celebrate our boy’s nuptials. When the magician realized this, he experienced what I can only call Mani...
2024-03-04 13:59:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's how it works: YOU ask questions. BRANSON sings a song. TIM reads the questions. CHRIS answers the questions. Then BRANSON and TIM answer the questions too. The questions? Yeah, they're about episode 6 Jacked Into The Mainframe: Digital Style .0 feat Zac Oyama!
2024-02-27 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Knight of Coins is a card used in Latin suited playing cards which include tarot decks. It is part of what tarot card readers call the "Minor Arcana". The "Coins" suit is sometimes referred to as "Pentacles" or "Discs" instead.
Tarot cards are used throughout much of Europe to play tarot card games. In English-speaking countries, where the games are largely unknown, Tarot cards came to be utilized primarily for divinatory purposes.
One may also choose based on the me...
2024-02-26 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor:
It's the character sheet of Max Login, played by Zac Oyama in Weird Times in Piss Harbor Episode 6: Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0
2024-02-21 13:46:32 +0000 UTC View Post
In a battle to the (high) DEF, Branson Reese and Tim Platt draft their favorite musical performances from the big screen. Tensions flare, gauntlets drop, and musicals are winningly negotiated.
Please share YOUR fav musical performances from the movies! We want to know!
The Crypt Keeper is really a great guy, all things considered. You'd think a man in his position would be rather dour or introverted. Not so! The human spirit prevails. It's why he's one of my (Marc Maron voice) guys. One of my favorite aspects of Bucket of Milk is how much my childhood obsession with The Crypt Keeper has been allowed to leak into the shows. Clinton Bodycount on Oh These Those Stars of Space (ABC, baby) and now The Gravefreaker hosts Rude Tales. Watch this space. I predict th...
2024-02-19 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You've been listening to the new campaign for months, but your phone background has been stuck on your partner or your pet or that one Kandinsky from your local museum.
Problem solved.
2024-02-15 19:52:21 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: I (Tim Platt) accidentally uploaded an audio file with a humongous mistake. This is the correct audio that you should listen to now. I'd apologize again, but I think I've covered my ass here so I don't want to push my luck.
Ali, Branson, and Tim team up to answer questions about episode 5 of Weird Times in Piss Harbor: Rebel Without A Support System featuring Jordan Morris.
This conversation revealed a LOT about the participants...I hope that's ok!!!!
2024-02-13 13:52:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Heigh ho, heigh ho! It's only work we know. That's right, bitch. You got the seven of coins. It's the Toilton card. You're either working too hard or not working hard enough. Tarot is really revealing how full of shit it is with this card. "Maybe you're working too hard? Or not hard enough? Yeah, that oughta cover the sum total of all human experience." Come on. That's like astrology level bullshit. Or how, like, eighty percent of people who take a Myers-Briggs test end up getting INFJ, the s...
2024-02-12 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
From the weird vault where we got the characters for Weird Times in Piss Harbor: It's the character sheet of Knee Scraper, played by Jordan Morris in Weird Times in Piss Harbor Episode 5: Rebel Without a Support System
2024-02-07 18:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Cheers!!!
We're announcing to the unwashed masses tomorrow, but we wanted you, our beloved patrons, to know first: the Rude Tales crew is returning to the stage! It's all going down in:
RUDE TALES OF MAGIC LIVE: LENT ENDERS
Saturday March 30
at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Doors at 6:30, Show at 7:00
Best of all, you get the chance to buy tickets first! They're on sale now and you can grab 'em here: 2024-02-05 23:11:37 +0000 UTC
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Jimmy Buffet. The man was famously litigious and I was really pushing the Jimmy Buffet inspiration with Danny Timeshare. Just rubbing it in his face. Daring him. Not one of my wiser tactical moves. So, look. Far be it for me to bask in the death of my fellow man, especially one who made music my parents loved and that I grew up to. But I'm not above admitting that Da Bran Man's been sleeping pretty soundly for a few months now.
2024-02-05 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Got this weird message in the mail today. What could it mean? Very cryptic but hopefully there's more details soon. Guess I'll make sure I'm in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th just in case!
2024-01-30 19:21:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt's finally here. Carly, Christopher, Joe, and Tim answer questions about that fateful episode where etiquette somehow was bad. Below are the images referenced in the episode. Please do not look until listening.
2024-01-30 09:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Huge shout out to Jamie Loftus for being the second guest to make a tarot card. You guys should read her book Raw Dog. Did you know Ali was her editor on it? What the fuck more could you possibly need?
2024-01-29 10:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostOccasional Marvel comics writer, Christopher Hastings delivers his bizarre vision for a curated Marvel movie list that includes not only MCU films rearranged out of their release order, but also Fox and Sony movies, and even a TV show or two. Featuring Joe Lepore and Tim Platt as the hostages Hastings forced to listen to his manifesto. The list itself can be found below...
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PHASE ONE
Captain America: The First Avenger - 2011
X-Men: First ...
2024-01-29 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I know Tim said Tommy is thin but I am Branson Reese and I will be goddamned before I listen to Tim Platt.
2024-01-22 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostChristopher, Joe, and Tim answer some questions about the most recent episode of Weird Times in Piss Harbor with...huh? what's this? with WRITTEN responses from Branson Reese? Life is a dance imo!
2024-01-16 09:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post