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Comment ‘Shop 21 Prompt

The little fella’s old enough to drink! What shall we ‘shop today, I wonder?

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The Classrooms - UNCUT

Dig into this morsel and see how many scares got cut out (spoiler alert it's zero)

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Is the AI art in this game actually good?

Jacob and Charlotte's attempts to trap Patrick in a cage, box, or small animal enclosure have been unsuccessful as of late. Please leave your suggestions for trapping a feral Patrick in the comments below.

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Kickin' ass and sniffin' feet - Ad free

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! A BUSINESS CANNOT KICK YOU OUT FOR HAVING YOUR DIRTY LITTLE PIGGIES EXPOSED UNLESS IT IS EXPLICITLY STATED IN COMPANY POLICY. MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE FOUR DIFFERENT RESTAURANTS TODAY BECAUSE WE REFUSE TO COVER OUR FILTHY WIGGLERS!

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Jet Li: Rise to Honor - Part 6 UNCUT

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AstroPodlin 20: One in the Trick, Two in the Treat

Charlotte might have run a fake 5k and we go way in on Mormon soda culture

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 20

WARNING: LOTS OF EXTREME/SEXUALLY-CHARGED MOUTH NOISES AT 27:00

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Comment ‘Shop 20 Prompt!

Give us a metaphorical pumpkin to carve! (Actual spooky prompts are welcome too)

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Ranking Cryptids - UNCUT

The boys get yelled at Okay, so what, you're telling me there's these guys right? These weird guys who are big or small or hairy or a bug and you're telling me they're real. Okay. Does kussie know cressie? Who's friends with Gorp? Is Jon Voight a crypt did?

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BONUS: AI Bigfoot Music

He's feelin' great! We're not, but oh well!

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The boys get yelled at - Ad Free

Okay, so what, you're telling me there's these guys right? These weird guys who are big or small or hairy or a bug and you're telling me they're real. Okay. Does kussie know cressie? Who's friends with Gorp? Is Jon Voight a crypt did?

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He removed her hands and face?

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Nim Chimpsky, the dumb ape?

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Jet Li: Rise to Honor - Part 5 UNCUT

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Nim Chimpsky, the dumb ape?

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AstroPodlin 19: Is Charlotte Slow?

We discuss the first Wookieepedia race and our takeaways. Meanwhile, Charlotte has discovered, to her dismay, that running actually feels good.

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 19

Buckle up, folks. This bus has a new driver.

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Comment ‘Shop 19 Prompt!

What’re we making on this fall afternoon?

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Star Wars was always bad

two losers push themselves to the limit to find out who knows more about fake stuff

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Wookieepedia Races - CHARLOTTE ROUND

She genuinely had no idea how to connect Darth Plagueis to Damask Holdings

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Wookieepedia Races - UNCUT

Crink was a swear word used in the galaxy. It was part of the phrase "crink it," used by people like Beilert Valance and T'onga to express anger. The variant crinking was used as an intensifier, by people like Jabba the Hutt, T'ongor, Valance and Dengar.

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IGN broke our computer - AD FREE

Our intrepid reporter in the field, Ryan Hailey, returns with his take on American sports legend, Joey Chestnut. No one will remember the name of Lou Gehrig.

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Jet Li: Rise To Honor Part 4 - UNCUT

IGN broke our computer. Our intrepid reporter in the field, Ryan Hailey, returns with his take on American sports legend, Joey Chestnut. No one will remember the name of Lou Gehrig.

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AstroPodlin 18: Daryl the Book of Carol

Can you guess what cooking show Jacob is apparently SUPER into

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 18

Save this little number for Valentine's Day.

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Comment ‘Shop 18 Prompt!

Give us some of that good stuff

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Charlotte eats raw chicken

Side effects of eating raw chicken include diarrhea (possibly bloody), fever, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, salmonella, bleeding maw, bonewrack, brittle coma, chronopox, and churning lung.

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Warhammer: Space Marine 2 - UNCUT

Side effects of eating raw chicken include diarrhea (possibly bloody), fever, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, salmonella, bleeding maw, bonewrack, brittle coma, chronopox, and churning lung.

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we watch The New Norm

the first ever animated sitcom!*

*on X, the everything app

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Bring Back Old New Funhaus

As the Clone Wars escalated, Wat Tambor took an interest in the captive ARC trooper CT-1409, who had been captured during a battle in the Citadel but was presumed dead by the Republic. Tambor kept an unconscious Echo in a stasis chamber and managed to extract information from Echo's mind to use as an algorithm consisting of strategies devised by Echo and the Clone Captain CT-7567. While officially professing the Techno Union's neutrality, Tambor had sold the algorithm to the Separatist Admira...

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Jet Li: Rise to Honor Part 3 - UNCUT

Charlotte Avery https://linktr.ee/moms_home__ 

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 17

"The Doom of the World ... One alone can change who made it. And were you so to voyage that escaping all deceits and snares you came indeed to Aman, the Blessed Realm, little would it profit you. For it is not the land of Manwë that makes its people deathless, but the Deathless that dwell therein have hallowed the land; and there you would but wither and grow weary the sooner, as moths in a light too strong and steadfast."

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