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Shadow Man Part 7 - UNCUT

Corteo, which means "cortege" in Italian, is a joyous procession, a festive parade imagined by a clown. The show brings together the passion of the actor with the grace and power of the acrobat to plunge the audience into a theatrical world of fun, comedy and spontaneity situated in a mysterious space between heaven and earth.

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AstroPodlin Episode 8: Post-Burrito Bowl Special

Folks, we talk Wishmaster, Gundam, and Patrick's expensive pants. It's all love, baby!

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 8

The goblins ate too much. Will they be able to power through this Comment 'Shop?

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Chained Together - UNCUT

We did a really bad thing and now we're in hell and we're chained together :(

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Comment ‘Shop 8 Prompt!

We’re shooting next week’s Comment ‘Shop ahead of time! AND WE NEED PROMPTS

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The REAL Reason We Got Fired - UNCUT

All secrets will be revealed!

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AstroPodlin Episode 7: Patricks Big Mud Birthday

Some fresh lore for Patrick, Charlotte, and Jacob's really cool brother. We also talk about the stream, ceviche, and this Summer's biggest blockbuster.

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 7

That faint tickle of warmth you feel are the final embers of Will.i.am's legacy sputtering in the languid breeze. (Specifically as the mutant, John Wraith)

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Commet 'Shop 7 Prompt!

What terrible works would you have Charlotte render, as from the flesh of gods. Naught but tragedy will come of this Adobe Creative Cloud membership, aye...

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Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree - UNCUT

Curse you Elden Ring! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true warrior! And I, Patrick! (and Jacob and Charlotte) Your fears made flesh! Solid of content you might be, foul DLC... But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!

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Welcome new Patrons

Stream aftermath 🍃

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PUKE WARNING

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Shadow Man Part 5 - UNCUT

Could this be? Olde [REDACTED] is back??

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AstroPodlin Episode 6: Scadu or Scadu Not

We talk about Elden Ring! Because it's all we can talk about since the DLC released. And we answer your questions! GOBLIN

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 6

This video is one more gentle push into the dank, pitted singularity of carcinization.

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COMMENT ‘SHOP 6 PROMPT

Charlotte’s ready to cook, but Patrick and Jacob forgot to buy ingredients! Oh well. What’re we making, gobblers?

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Beyond Flesh and Blood Part 1 - UNCUT

Astrogoblin presents: Jon Voight's finest hour.

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Cine2nerdle w/ Ryan Hailey - UNCUT

This was supposed to be a 20-minute recording.

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AstroPodlin Episode 5: Best Tulpas Forver

We're shifting into our alters so we can hang out with our tulpas. Don't know what any of this means? Neither do we! We also talk Waifu Ludens and discuss a couple upcoming projects.

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 5

Once again, you feed the churning maw of our imaginations with the rotten spillage of your own. The result is breathtaking.

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COMMENT ‘SHOP 5 PROMPT

Your imagination is a bucket filled to the brim, and we are so very thirsty. Spare a few drops so Charlotte might grow a measly bramble?

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Hitman: Bloodmoney Part 1 - UNCUT

We saved Hitman from the fire.

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for the papas

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Shadow Man Part 3 - UNCUT

This is the most work we've ever had to put into an uncut video.

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AstroPodlin Episode 4: Patrick Hates Hamsters Too

NAME THREE PENNSYLVANIA STATE SCHOOL NOW DO IT QUICK NOW NOW NOW

Patreon Q&A at the end! A few came in after we recorded so ask again next week if we didn't get to your question!

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 4

THERE IS AN OOPSIE IN THIS VIDEO AND IT WAS ADOBE'S FAULT.

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You Can't Buy this Game Anymore

Darkvoid is broken in a totally new way! Also Patrick has a scorching take on non-mammalian pets.

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THE COMMENT 'SHOP 4 PROMPT THREAD

What terribly beautiful photo creations do you want Charlotte to bring about? Let us know! (Shrek and Wonka suggestions will likely be disregarded btw)

 

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Dark Void Part 2 - UNCUT

This one's got Nolan North and a state-of-the-art vertical cover system.

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Looking for Yogurt Males in Shadow Man

We will not let Lawrence go. WE WILL NOT LET LAWRENCE GO. He is the yogurt man.

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