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When VAs go kooky

Slightly Champion of Venus WIP. Slightly. Mostly me turning into an animu. 

Champion of Venus WIP

Inanna starts going off the deep end....

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MAH BONES

When you get them audible bone crunches. Where's my walker.

(Champion of Venus WIP-!)

Patreon only advance copy! BB's Dirty thoughts Feb.1

[Quest Reward]
                                                     Animation: Chimera46
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BB's dirty thoughts Jan.2

Bond films hold a particular place of love for action lover and sensualist (myself, certainly- et tu?) there's the sensuality and suspense, the chase sequences and the dangerous beauties,

(Famke Jannson as Xenia Onatopp, Eva Green's Vesper Lynd, Honey Rider's infamous be-knifed bikini, and perhaps my favourite, Sophie Marceau. Denise Richardwho?)

and the jaw-dropping gowns to accompany them (De la Renta, Alexandre Vauthier, Jany Temime's mesh backless creature in Skyfall, and ...

BB's dirty thoughts Jan.1

Edit: Making this public, so all may enjoy the loveliness of LLAngel.

Have you ever met a woman that COMPELLED you to make her call you "daddy"? That made you lick your lips and want to bend gender stereotypes so far that they became a pretzeled mess, the phrase "strap on" leaving no meaning at all to the high end silicate attached to your pelvis, leaving tally marks in lipstick while you put her eyes firmly in her head soak her in her own come... ?

How about a woman so proud in...

Always ready with a WoW joke

BUT ARE YOU READY

BUT

ARE

YOU

BB's Dirty Thoughts Dec.2 (real)

Ne vstrechal by vas,
ne stradal by tak Ya by prozhil zhizn' ulybayuchis'
Vy zgubili menya
ochi chyornye Unesli na vek moyo schast'ye

Ochi chyornye, ochi zhguchie
Ochi strastnye i prekrasnye Kak lyublyu ya vas,
kak boyus' ya vas Znat' uvidel vas ya ne v dobryi chas  

(If I hadn't met you,
I wouldn't be suffering so I would have lived my life smiling
You have ruined me, dark eyes
You have taken my happiness away forever

<...

Ciri WIP!

I'm usually on Yen, so I enjoyed the change in timbre, toughness, and I really enjoyed how this came out. Who's your favourite Witcher character?

Kitty wants out! Adult warning

GRATUITOUS CAT VOICE

Ivy - Soul Caliber sample

Next time, I hope for something a little... dommier. ;) Adult warning!

BB's dirty thoughts Dec.2

I am feeling rather Sapphic this month- for my next dirty thoughts, do I talk about my fetish for...

BB's dirty thoughts, Dec.1

Once upon a time, I seem to recall reading that the nape of the neck of a woman was considered a very attractive and erotic to the turn-of-the-century Japanese man. I am not certain how culturally true this is; it certainly can be found on a handful of google hits, but these are, far as I can tell, written by white people (including Memoirs of a Geisha, a book that I adored, but very much understood to be inauthentic, having been written by a white man in the 90s, and would later lead to a le...

BB's dirty thoughts, Nov 27

As we move into cold season, the thought of tender, loving aid during illness comes to mind. Not inherently smutty, I know, but think about it:

Someone who adores and accepts you no matter how disgusting, tired, or bleary you may be?

Someone who washes your hair and fetches you healthy low sodium chicken soup and massages your aches?

Someone who knows your strength when well and is in your corner till you're back there again?

We all need a little TLC now and agai...

BB's dirty thoughts 13 Nov

Breeding. Let's talk about breeding.

Not necessarily the progeny that follows, but just... the fantasy of being so stuffed full of seed that impregnation is practically guaranteed. Maybe even filled to bursting, stretching to contain the gallon of seed pumped inside.

Maybe it's the thought of her warm womb, waiting and fertile, juicy and dripping, something you instinctively know what to do with.

Or maybe it's the pure scandal of being something you Shouldn't be ...

Can't get through bad grammar. Nope.

Never fails to make me giggle.

BB's Dirty Thoughts (Halloween edition)

"Only you can make me feel like this. I can feel you moving with me, and it's almost unbearably intense. Fuck, that's my spot..."

You have no idea how you've gotten this lucky. Only that after an age of flirtation, banter and courtship, the Mistress of the club Herself finally took you by the hand and dragged you to a dark back room, threw you against the wall, and demanded she had her way with you. You barely had time to nod before she had your pants down. <...

BB's Dirty Thoughts, Sept 2.0

Though Vivienne considered herself a brave woman, this... was the beyond the scope of what Anyone would call normal.

She should have been driven from Chateau Tagyk by the fantastical stories of menace and horror; but why should she? It's Lord was young and promising, the land fertile, the duchy patient, careful, and low in criminal activity. It was certainly remote, but it's mountainside stature promised breathtaking natural beauty and flourishing economy. There was every reason for a ...

BB's dirty thoughts Sept 1.0

A bit overdue, but here we are. We're going Deep lore tonight... to Bordeaux's Win95 machine back in the DAY, and her "homework" folder.

My folks weren't nearly so computer savvy as to be able to find it, but as a young girl, I still wanted to be smart. Besides, I didn't have a lot of ground work for understanding my own sexuality at the time, being that this was VERY early days- all I knew was adult material was something Not Discussed, legally off limits to me, and something very na...

BB's dirty thoughts 21 Aug

This one is a special entry- for the second entry of BB's dirty thoughts of this month, we got a special request from our beloved Justen to have the Stockings one read... and so, we get an audiobook, podcast-style reading of Oct 3rd 2021's BB's dirty thoughts, with a few additional thoughts and ruminations since writing the original. 

BB's dirty thoughts - Aug 7

So let's talk about something juicy, especially since, thanks to VEGAS and Covid, the end of July just... disappeared-! And I've got some juice to make up for.

This one is fairly intimate for me; something I might not even discuss outside the purview of extant lovers, because... there are risks when discussing really submissive kinks with new partners, knowing that some dudes are into these kinks for less than mutually pleasuring, charitable reasons.

(It's like choking. Chokin...

Thanks for your patience blooper

I've been laid up with, you guessed it, THE PLAGUE, aka Covid. It finally got me. >< At least it's a less bad variant, but it laid me UP. Sheltering at home, because while I'm a bad babe in the streets, I'm a good babe beneath some sheets. <3 So thanks for your patience, and meanwhile, have a kitty blooper.

BEhold, my RIDICULOUS kitty voice, whilst shooting a second(!!!) character for Book of Korvald.

Book of Korvold: Iron Mother blooper

ERROR 404

Transylvanian Lullaby + KAT

Paramouth Productions required these Latin lyrics be set to music, and I found Transylvanian Lullaby to be a suitable melody... and CAT had opinions.

Demi Sneezes!

We all gotta let it out

BB's Dirty Thoughts July 10

Let's talk about cocks.

Dicks, love-shafts, throbbing, aching members. Veined, sheathed or not, dripping with tart honey.

But more specifically, let's talk about the physically impossible, one of the more delightfully improbable, tongue-in-cheek aspects of penetration; the stomach bulge.

Now, there's a time and a place for reality, as well as the surreal and absurd, in pornography; I had a strong debate with myself whether I was going to discuss positions I love and how ...

BB's Dirty Thoughts: Pride edition

Squeaking in one day behind June! Let's talk about bisexual porn, but specifically, the Woman to Woman squish.

And of course, this needs must have a specification, simply because there are too many aspects of bisexual porn that really deserve their own entry. If you've been around long enough to remember my entry on luxury and orgy, on sumptuous overwhelm, there are... just so many aspects to examine, from the lady opening her lipsticked mouth to receive sweet little jewel dro...

Excuse You

Sultry, Sexy.... and then....

Big Domme Energy

If you don't Feel it, you're doing it wrong.

The sheer glee I feel, shooting Actual Kink content

Typically goes in Bloopers and WIPs, but giving you Dirty Thoughted people a little taste...