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Sugarcube Corner

PB Sandwich and Midnight Abyss both work at Sugarcube Corner. Since Pinkie Pie left years ago to open a joke shop with Cheese, and since the Cake children have careers unrelated to baking (Pound is a boxer, Pumpkin is a food scientist), Mister and Missus Cake have needed help keeping their bakery afloat. PB is a super dedicated, enthusiastic, and loyal worker, adored by the elderly Cakes, whom he adores right back. Midnight is also there.

Midnight developed an interest in baking at a yo...

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Smelly Old Man

i'm sure wind rider intended his first encounter with zipperflash's little girlfriend to be very dignified and intimidating from his end. definitely did not expect to find her just hanging out at lightning's house, catching him both hungover and in his nastiest wifebeater

Dash's brat is......not at all what he expected.......and he's not sure, but he might kinda like her?

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The Good Old Days

pretty sleepy so i'm gonna smush a lengthy and convoluted headcanon into bullet points

-Despite being a unicorn, Clear Sky has always had a fascination with flying, especially Equestria's most elite aerial acrobatics squad

-As a teenager she became president of her town's Wonderbolts fan club. She entered and won a fundraising contest where the prize was to attend a real life Wonderbolt gala, and sit at a table with legendary hotshot flier Wind Rider. Clear was so excited that she...

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The Good Old Days (WIP)

shocking revelation : wind rider's mane wasn't always grey

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You Don't Get It

"Lighty, honey, I know he's your dad, but-"

"But nothin'! I know everypony else thinks he's just a mean old has-been, but he's not! You don't know him, you don't know what he's been through, you don't know what it's like to have everything taken away from you, all in one swoop!"

"I do. You know I do."

"......Thunder, I didn't mean-"

"What about what you've lost? You packed up your whole life for your dad, but baby......the guy barely notices you exist."

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Life Lessons with Gramps

zipperflash is wondering if grampa's been drinking his angry juice again


Wind Rider was one of the most well known and adored veterans in the flying business. A long-time Wonderbolt, record-setter, and all around good old boy, Wind was beloved by his fans, particularly the ladies, a fact that lines up rather curiously with the implosion of his first and only marriage. Despite his womanizing ways, Wind tried to be a decent dad to his daughter, Lightning Dust. Somepony she coul...

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Flawless Victory

lightning dust's face remains my favorite thing about this

zipsy how COULD you FRATERNIZE with the ENEMY

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Smorch

won't be finishing this tonight so here's a preview


tweaked the pose to make cloudy less passive, she is very, very much into this



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Sweet Victory (WIP)

i figure either cloudburst won her championship buckball game (with zips showing up to cheer for her in full team colors) or zipperflash won a wonderbolts race he'd been agonizing over for months. Of course this warrants a big victory hug, right on the field! And victory tension, and months of fake dating and budding friendship and denied attraction and feelings all coming to a boiling point.....

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Baby and Grammy

baby panny demands graham crackies

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Pan's Grandparents

"Say, what was that bit about chaos, sweetie?"

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I like to imagine that Night Light and Twilight Velvet are oddballs among the Canterlot elite. They're new money, having met as broke university students, before Velvet's eventual success as the ghostwriter for the Daring Do book series launched them into a whole new tax bracket. They're goofy and eccentric and wonderfully oblivious to the ins and outs of high society, but they're happy as hell...

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Found You

howdy all, sorry to have been quiet for a bit. been sick this week (not coronavirus, just some chronic pain problems). Hoping to get some art and stories to you soon! In the meantime, have a doodle of Cuppa Joe discovering a teeny soaked kitty in the alley behind his cafe. He named her Vienna, and she grew up to be the fat fluffy love of his life.

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She's a Lady, Woah, Woah, Woah

random pokemon time! I don't do much pokemon fanart cuz it takes me literal years to finish a game (i go too long without playing then forget what the heck my in game objective is) and also cuz i can't identify many pokemon past gen 4. Playing Ultramoon is basically me going "the fuck even is that??" over and over

Anyway, this is Elsa, my Primarina. I was super stoked to get a female popplio on the first try! Elsa is a big barking idiot and her breath smells li...

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King and Queen

quickie doodle

they made sure to hit up Claire's before heading over to Pride

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Suggestions Open

Send in drawing requests :)

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AJ and Cadence (Incomplete Draft)

Ayo, publishing this here for feedback and critique! Please share your honest thoughts! It's a shortish drabble but I wanna make sure the emotions are right. To my patrons that are trans, please don't hesitate to tell me if the writing is too hokey or patronizing. 

Trigger warning for characters making typical transphobic assumptions and also some misgendering! Sorry Applejack doesn't know how to talk about these things just yet

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Twitterpated

may i offer y'all some rarijack in these trying times

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The Beginning, Not The End

 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 

It always protects, 

always trusts, 

always hopes, 

always perseveres. 


is it tactle...

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The Beginning, Not The End (WIP)

i think at this point i'm just seeing how fucking jacked i can make AJ before the fanboys complain

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Ridin' On A Horse, You Can Whip Your Porsche

Got some criticism recently that Magnolia being trans felt cheap and last-minute because I hadn't showcased the long and often difficult road to transition, particularly the traumatic aspects of it. This quote in particular stuck with me:

 "do I like that transness often involves trauma? absolutely not. but the  reality is that it does and i guess what i'm saying is that if you are  trying to create accurate representation for trans folks, it's a point  that has ...

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So Talented

"Yeah, my girlfriend just made some wicked kickass art! I got a box a' thumbtacks, I figured we could pin it up next right next to the Mona Lisa!"


the dumbest thing about this situation is that Cloudy learned, oh right, Zipperflash is a racing superstar and possibly does have the wealth/clout to get her bullshit shipping doodles pinned up in a museum

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Fine Art (WIP)

i wonder if rembrandt was as fulfilled by his art process as i am

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Super Duper Party Ponies

pffft ok


pinkie kinda looks like she's pointin RIGHT at his dick, which is........par the course for their relationship

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Pygmy Pie (WIP)

I got asked if Cloudburst was tiny because of dwarfism, and I think I'm going to retcon that, or tweak it a little. Cloudburst- and Pinkie Pie, for that matter- were born teeny, and just kinda stayed that way. They what are known in Equestria as miniature horses (minis), pygmy ponies, or "my littlest ponies". Mini ponies are very rare, rumored to be jam-packed with raw magic, and typically quite friendly. They are unusually long-lived, especially mini earth ponies, and for their size, they ar...

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Roost

I imagined today some wacky sitcom-type plot where Zipperflash, attempting to get at his rival Aerostorm, decides to ask out Stormy's sister, Cloudburst. Cloudburst, waking up from a nap, naturally agrees, cuz ho shit, this is gonna be hilarious.

Cue Zipperflash flaunting his new tiny "gf" and rubbing her (maybe literally) in Stormy's face. Stormy tho has been desensitized to this sort of bullshit through Phoenix, and politely says the two make a cute couple, because he knows it'll rank...

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Pancake Scribbles

feeling pretty anxious today so have some simple scribbles

in the first one cupcake likes to hit pan with the sugary sweet lovey-dovey stuff before Pan is fully awake, this way Cupcake has plausible deniability, "Hmm, no, I didn't say that boss, you must've dreamed it"

idk what cupcake suggested in the second doodle, why don't y'all have a guess

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Living in Color

 

There's something 'bout you
That makes my skies blue
And whenever we're through
All I can do is see color
There's something 'bout us
When we're together
Whenever you're there, everywhere
I see color

And maybe the world will never understand
Our kinda love

Say, "That's quite enough!"

But I'll fight for us.

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Pride is cancelled this year so i'm gonna hitch ...

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Good Morning

A warm welcome to all my new patrons! And a loving wink to all my current patrons. I could've drawn something nice but ya get nasty instead sorry

I've mentioned offhandedly that Pandora is genderfluid, but I don't think I've really done anything exploring it besides that time she created Chad, her male clone (Fun fact: Chad wasn't Pan's first attempt at cloning, she has Twilight's mad scientist streak and is pretty fixated on creating a 'flawless' version of herself)

Anyway, Pan i...

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Fancy Book Learnin' (Wip)

one last quick doodle before bed (did I mention I'm back at work? i think "essential" worker is just a disguised way of saying "expendable")

AJ may not know much about them there transgenders, but damn it she's gonna learn

these mamas are gonna make some tea, bust out the comfy quilt, and do some research

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The Magnolias Are In Bloom

Edit: I'm so sorry if it felt like I was scolding y'all! You all are fine, I was just sharing my thoughts.

So I've been listening to a lot of transgender youtubers discuss their feelings on transgender media, around the same time I informed that Magnolia May is a trans girl.

I meant for that bit of information to be very casual. I was surprised by the amount of people that took it as some huge revelation, and the many that asked for Magnolia's "story". Story, stor...

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