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Spoiled Rotten (WIP)

spoiled rich is pretty fun to draw

sadly her sweet sweet old lady bod is gonna get covered up with expensive clothes so i thought i'd show it off here

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Nothin' Says Lovin'

Like somethin' from the oven!

So Fluttershy was a really kind, loving, indulgent mother.......that very much expressed love for her darling Rosie-Posie by showering her with delicious baked goods, the same way Flutters' mom did for her when she was a filly. Except maybe Flutters is a bit too indulgent, and the servings that were fine for fast-growing Featherweight and bottomless pit Bulk Biceps were a bit much for a school aged filly. Still, a cavalcade of tre...

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Accident

Featherweight's mom is Blossomforth, a pony we see attending Wonderbolt Academy.

In her younger years, Blossom befriended Bulk Biceps, but never meant for their relationship to be anything serious. She wanted to focus on becoming a Wonderbolt. She was startled and terrified when she came up pregnant, and fled back home without a word. Unsure what to do and paralyzed by anxiety, she tried to pretend everything was fine and concealed the pregnancy as long as possible. 

By the t...

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Best Buddies

I lost track of what the heck is going on in the Equestria Girls universe years ago, but I saw a clip recently of Bulk Biceps slinging his arm over Derpy's shoulders while they walked and laughed together. I'm going to take this to mean Bulk and Derpy are best friends, and have been since the dawn of time. It's canon, sorry, I don't make the rules!

Naturally, when each end up with unplanned foals rather young into their adult lives, they vow to have each other's backs in this stressful ...

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Two of Hearts

Featherweight with his hubby, Tender Taps

they're happily married and probably adopted a small horde of babies, ranging from pony foals to griffon chicks to dragon hatchlings

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Sweatin' Time

Rosemary runs her own fitness studio and teaches many, many classes, including jazzercize with her older brother, Featherweight. They are absolutely dancing to Two Of Hearts. If you'd like to sign up for the class, know that 80's workout tights aren't required, but Rosie will judge you heavily if you don't.

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Self-Defense Class

magnolia discovered her new kink and peed a little at the same time

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Honey Honey

".......Uh, nuthin' I guess."

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Rosemary used to be a strict vegan, but she and her mother Fluttershy do care for a number of hen houses and bee colonies.....both of which produce an excess of eggs and honey. Since the only other option is to throw it out, Rosie likes to give the stuff away as gifts.....and in turn, she might just accept the occasional honey-glazed biscuit, if it's fresh from Magnolia's oven.

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What's The Rush

Magnolia: C'mon now shug, or we'll miss the big event!

Bruce: *thinking to himself very, very privately*  Bitch I am the event

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Loud and Proud

uh oh, ran into a boyfriend! Stormy dyed his feathers in solidarity

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What's the rush (WIP)

i'm off to take daisy on a very long (and very overdue) walk at the park (no worries, we'll be keeping distance from others and wearing masks), but here's a doodle i may finish later today

it's Bruce and Magnolia off to Bruce's first Pride! I think they had a lot of fun the night before with Mags hyping up the event, painting each other's hooves, watching Mamma Mia, etc, but now that it's here Bruce is nervous and dragging his feet a little. 

(Don't worry, they're gonna have ...

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You're Wonderful

As sure as the coldest winter gives way to spring, I'll always return to you, my Moomintroll.

(alright, i think i got all the moomin out of my system. shoutout to all y'all confused peeps wondering why i kept drawing a small feral man and an albino hippo)

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H'lo Moomintroll!

I know Snufkin appears far more humanoid in canon material, but I really like the idea of him only kinda being a human approximation. Like maybe from a distance, you'd assume he's a human, right up til you see him clamber up a tree in seconds, or wash his food in the river like a raccoon. He's just a little creacher. This, he cannot change

For those of y'all not in the know, Snufkin is a traveler character from the Swedish children's series, Moomintroll. If you like cottagecore...

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Apple Dumplin'

i drew this instead of sleeeppping (RIP me at my zoom faculty meeting tomorrow)

at night i like to listen to documentaries and scribble out like a million thumbnails of drawings i wanna do later. The characters in the thumbnails tend to have way goofier, over-the-top expressions than what I normally do, and I tighten that up for the polished sketch. I decided not to do that here and left Rarity's face exactly as stupid as it was when the idea first left my head

she has a BABIE! sh...

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Our Bromance Is More Of A Romance

bro.....what if we kissed in the locker room.....and then flirted and goofed around so much we lost the game.......but it didn't matter cuz we made each other laugh......and afterward we got tacos and held hands.....

haha, just kidding bro


................unless?

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Head like a Horse, Ass like a Dumptruck

haha y'all thirsty

no wings for bootification viewification purposes

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Crash Dummy

Ahh, Rainbow Dash x Dumbbell. Or as it's also known to me, "Lop, for the love of god draw a straight ship. Wait not that one-"

I can't even really articulate why I like this pairing so much, I just do. Jerk jocks in love, just ticks all my boxes. I can, however answer why Dumbbell, a grown ass stallion, is in a crop top. Well, dear readers, that's cuz Bell is a big jock thot. He's openly bisexual and used to date his best buddy Hoops, before they figur...

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MuminMuminMumintrollet

a gud boi

a fat boi

a boi of many talents

a BABIE

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Sisters

I was surprised to see some people asking that since Phoenix had a bad relationship with her mother and brother, if she hated Cloudy too. I think Phoenix herself would be indignant at this assumption, 'cause....that's her baby sister you're talking about

Cloudy was a sickly baby and has had asthma since she was a kid. It's less frequent in her adulthood, but sometimes a bad attack gets triggered by stress, or when she overdoes it a little skateboarding. Phoenix has sharp eyes and ears w...

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Thief of Joy

Rainbow almost certainly quickly realized her tactlessness and spun around to give Phoenix the mom lovin', but the fact is, Aerostorm was the golden child growing up, and Nixie was.....not.

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Wildfire

I posted Phoenix's arson story as an unformatted text wall, here it is for those who missed it

 Phoenix was a sullen, troubled teenager and developed a number of unhealthy coping mechanisms. Smoking, shoplifting, vandalism.....setting stuff on fire. It started off harmless enough. Burning garbage, her report cards, stuff that wouldn't be missed. One night, after yet another explosive argument with her mother, she sneaks out for a prowl around town....and happens upon an old abandon...

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Conflict

Dash and teenage Phoenix

Rainbow wasn't a bad mom (in fact she got softer and more empathetic as the years went on), but she made a similar mistake as Lightning Dust- viewing her kids as extensions of herself. At least while Stormy and Phoenix were kids. She pushed her own interests onto them, and while Stormy took to high level flying from the moment his flight feathers grew in, Phoenix.....didn't. She was an okay flier. Average, really. She preferred to box and wrestle with h...

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Mom Talk

Cloudy's chill nature means her family members come to her most for advice. Dash's relationship with Phoenix is the most turbulent of all her children, this bothers her a lot more than she lets on

fyi, "felony conviction" here refers to an arson incident in Phoenix's youth, while for Rainbow, it refers to the time she broke into/partly destroyed the Cloudsdale weather factory to buy more time for her sleepy pet tortoise.....that was not something the Equestrian justice system took light...

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Buckball Champion

Buckball? More like cloudy-don't-give-a-fuck-ball

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Cloudy With A Chance of Cool

cloudburst lives a life of 90% lethargy, 10% unexpected awesome. Zipperflash thought she was the absolute coolest the day they met and has never really let go of that idea.

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Chow Time

Raduga ain't got time for ur equine-centric nonsense today, vogue

regurgitating partially digested carrion may not look so glamorous but u filthy mammals love ur udder juice so much you drain it out of other species and sell it in cartons, the fuck

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Bitty Birdie 2

probably happy cuz grandmama is servin up hot tasty stuffed goat intestines, yum yum

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Bitty Birdie

Raduga's parents thought she was adorable tho

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Baby's First OTP

i caught this (really thoughtful) youtube analysis on the bizarre development of sonic the hedgehog as a cultural icon, and it reminded me that i had a HUGE sonic phase as a kid

like i'm talking fanart, horrible OCs, the works. I played the games and even read those shitty Ken Penders comics. I printed out cool fanart at the school library and slipped it into my binder covers. Oh lord, I was that View Post

Dino Doodles

me and my brother hanging out during quarantine (he's depicted as a therizinosaurus, mostly bc i wanted to draw one)

1.) I heard keeping plants is good for mental health during quarantine, so I scooped up a lil moon cactus for cheap. Angus is the third cactus I ever owned (RIP his predecessors, Florence and Kevin) and I am definitely not going to overwater it this time

ps. I named him after Angus Young!

2.) To help stave off boredom, I dug up my old ass dvd...

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