She's back! Re-introducing ex-Dr Hayley Ward, the Bernie Madoff of Botox, who famously grew so fat on embezzled money that her "ill-gotten gains" caused her to get stuck in a port-hole while trying to evade the police.
Naturally after her gruelling six-week prison sentence, Tyler couldn't wait to whisk his hefty hottie off on an all-inclusive Caribbean cruise, complete with an unlimited buffet to help Hayley...
Well, this is just typical Sarah. There I was, happily working away on a pic of someone completely different, when I thought to myself: 'Ooh, I know what'll be fun. I'll put Sarah in as a background character.'
...Sarah Lytton
...Background character? 😑
Well, that went down about as well as you'd expect. After four hours of intense grovelling and a half-dozen Ladurée macarons (no wonder she can't shift that bubble gut) Miss Cheshire had calmed down ...
Morning all! 🌤️ Or whatever it is where ever you are! 😊
And if you're an Englisher like me, happy Jubilee bank holiday! 🎉
Saw this article yesterday, and immediately thought of Abby, so I had to share it, along with some thoughts and an update.
Some of you may know (I think I've mentioned in comments) that Abby - and indeed the whole lady wot lunched story - came from seeing a young lady walk past the office I used to work in one day, much as Peter sees her...
I'm not sure what grows in size faster, my stories or the my characters' waistlines.
Sorry for taking so long to get this done. Had real fun with it, even if it may have become a little far-fetched towards the end!
More updates to come very soon. 😊
2022-05-30 22:16:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all. I'm off for a mini-holiday this weekend to rest, recharge and almost certainly find some well-fed inspiration in the (hopefully🤞) sunny seaside bars and eateries of Cornwall!🌤️
Various story updates have nearly reached postable quality, and I've recently been studying a load of new Photoshop techniques for more realistic skin and better lighting, which I'm really excited about, and which should result in higher quality images. I've also invested in some new hardware to...
With apologies to anyone from Yorkshire for my attempts to render the accent.
Part 2 to come next week... no, really!
Pic or two of Lauren to come soon too.
2022-04-29 21:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our next entrant! Or at least, she's trying to make an entrance. Those hotel shower doors can be quite a squeeze, eh Abby?
Where her subordinates, Gemma and Holly, simply love their food, Abby's greed has a mean and green-eyed edge to it. Indeed, she derives almost as much joy from the thought that what she's eating is unavailable to others as she does from the taste itself, and would gorge herself sick rather than share any rare or exotic delicacy, forcing down every last bite...
2022-04-05 21:20:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops. Right now, you may be feeling as cross with me as this young lady is with the hapless traffic warden. And you have every right too: I said a short story would be posted last weekend and failed to deliver. It was very nearly done, but... when I was reading it, I dunno, it just felt a little flat. The story, that is, not the protagonist, she's anything but!
Fear not, though, for since then I've come up with a new scene and added a character, which should make it better. The downside...
2022-03-10 12:47:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Poor Amelia. Being so hot makes Valentine's Day such a stressful time for her digestive system. Let's just hope her date gets there before she finishes another box, or else he'll have to spend the whole night massaging her tummy.
Yes, I know, how awful for him...
Hope you like this! The background pic was a bit of an afterthought, and ended up looking more like something on a TV screen than a photo, but this is still my favourite pic so far, even if I say so myself! It's ...
2022-03-03 22:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all! A little one-off story attached. This is probably the most fun I've ever had writing and illustrating as a combined effort!
Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed working on it. There'll be a (kind of) companion piece featuring another character mentioned in this story, which will be available to all patrons next week.
2022-02-18 19:33:12 +0000 UTC View PostMorning all! Apologies for the lack of activity recently. Had to help the family out with a couple of unexpected events last week, which has set me back slightly.
There'll be two linked short stories (with illustrations) posted over the next two weeks. Hopefully an update to The lady wot lunched in Feb too.
Hope everyone is well!
All the best,
Hal
2022-02-06 10:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey all! Sorry this one took so long to get ready. January is always a busy month at work for me, but things are cooling off now.
I originally intended this to be just a quick scene, but as I began writing it expanded as rapidly and predictably as Kari's waistline. She features here, along with Tim and a couple of new characters, who are enjoying a little festive getaway.
I hope you enjoy it! Let me know what you liked, didn't like and would like to see next.
A continu...
2022-01-21 09:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Bit of a change to scheduling! In a dramatic twist, I ended up managing to finish the pic I was working on before the story, so here it is. Oof, Kari, looking rather full there, babe. Perhaps that third helping o pavolva was a pudding too far?
Hope you like it! Apologies for the wait on the accompanying story. It's nearly done!
2022-01-04 00:24:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhoosh, there goes another year! Am I just getting old, or was that the quickest one yet?
At any rate, I hope everyone had as great a 2021 as possible, or at least that it was slightly better than 2020!
First off, an apology: I was overly ambitious in saying I'd get Kari's festive story done by the end of the month. It's nearly there: just need a bit of tweakage. I should have it posted on Monday at the latest. There'll be a pic to go with it too, though that may come later ...
2021-12-31 14:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to a traditional Italian mother, Holly grew up in a house where family meant food and food meant family. Every mealtime the table would sag under a feast of oily pastas, spicy meats and dense breads, and overeating was encouraged as a sign of love and appreciation. Indeed, few things made Nicola Moore prouder than the sight of her three gorgeous olive-skinned daughters eating their own mountains of spaghetti and meatballs flat and then laughing as they pulled over the half-consumed por...
2021-12-25 00:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Single-handedly keeping all the bakeries of Cheshire in business, Gemma Patterson has yet to meet a cake she didn't fall desperately in love with. The bright colours, the spongy textures, the amazing smells and squidgy oozing centres, the beautiful shiny frosting... Mmmmmm... it's a sensory overload that always gets office barbie's soft round tummy rumbling and her tongue licking the underside of her perfectly whitened teeth.
'If you clean your plate,' Gemma's mum always said, ...
2021-11-26 21:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The meat cleaver had been the right choice, Molly decided, as she hurried down the dark street, boots squelch-squelch-squelching with blood. The chainsaw would’ve been too heavy. The devil’s trident had a wicked point, and Molly had very nearly gone with trident and meat cleaver together. But after posing with both in front of the mirror, she’d decided to leave the trident in her room. It just didn’t go with her costume.
Speaking of things that didn't go with their costume... 2021-11-18 08:01:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you're all having a spooktacular day! 👻🍬
I haven't quite managed to finish my promised Halloween stories, but below is a little preview. And as you'll have seen, I did manage to finish this pic of our poll-winner, Gemma as Harley Quinn.
It's about time I did a pic of Gemma, and I'm happy with how this turned out (it looks better full size than in the preview), though I'd have liked to get the pumpkin's eyes glowing a little more with sweets. I ...
2021-10-31 22:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostHollow moans echo through dark, misty streets. Zombie-like groans fill the mystical moist night air, curdling the blood of trick-or-treaters and sending shivers down the spines of their parental guardians.
Well, that's what they get for walking under Abby's bedroom window while she's trying to cram her enormously bulging rear into this year's rather skin-tight choice of a Halloween costume!🎃
The story is coming next week. By way of a teaser, I thought I'd post a little poll, re...
2021-10-22 22:41:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy autumn, everyone! 🍂🌰 Season of breezes blowing skirts up to the chest, bosom-hugging jumpers that don't quite cover the tum.
All right, that might need a little work…
Now, it goes without saying that the leading ladies in my stories are a very greedy bunch indeed. Often for money. Sometimes for glory, fame, status or love. Always for food. But when a couple of patrons recently asked who was the greediest, I found myself a bit stumped!
It’s a great quest...
2021-10-17 10:49:46 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Just a quick one to say that after a very brief consultation I've decided to go for it, and change to monthly billing! Whoop whoop!
The change will take place from tomorrow. In practice, it shouldn't make any difference to you as existing patrons. You'll still be charged once a month for whatever you pledge. And if there's a month in which I'm unable to post anything substantial, I'll pause the billing for that month, meaning that you won't be billed. (How...
2021-10-16 13:52:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Or were you looking at Amelia in her red dress?
...Er, Neo?
Just a little snippet of a WIP, which came to me after watching that clip from the Matrix.
The full picture will accompany the first in a little mini-series of posts inspired by a couple of patrons, who recently asked which of my characters was the greediest. (What a question!) As I started musing about it and writing about it,...
2021-10-14 17:29:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey all,
Couldn't think of a pun for this one, but I'm pleased with how it turned out - though Abby's belly always ends up looking bigger than I picture it being in the story. I suppose I should expect that of myself.... and she has just eaten.
More pics and story updates coming soon!
In other news (and I'll do a further post about this soon, perhaps with a poll) what are everyone's thoughts on me moving from pay per post to a monthly subscription here? Effectively the amou...
2021-10-05 22:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostFinally back in the swing with this one! Hope you enjoy the update!
More posts to come in the next week. :)
2021-09-30 22:14:46 +0000 UTC View PostHere it is! Following on from The Prelude, here's the first full chapter chronicling Kari's year of lockdown, wherein our well-fed fund managed battles a stomach-churning stock market crash, her mother's barbs about her weight, and a pair of slow-moving cyclists who simply don't appreciate how desperately she needs her dinner!
Hope you enjoy it, and thank you so much! Without your support, I couldn't wr...
2021-08-31 22:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Following on from the Amelia bikini pic, here's one of her bitter rival Emily, hoping a little cocktail and soak in the hot tub will ease away the heavy fullness in her tummy after a fourth Dubai bottomless brunch in as many days (burp!)
Hope you like her! The next chapter of the story is coming along and will be posted in the next couple of weeks.
2021-08-31 06:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post
A summery pic, inspired by the recent hot weather. Amelia clearly understands the importance of staying hydated in the heat.
Amelia seems to be one of my most popular characters so I really wanted to do her justice, giving an impression of an ex-swimmer's lean-limbed physique going (gone?) to seed a little.
The pic is from an upcoming chapter of The Perfect Dress, showing Amelia in Dubai at Angelica's villa, though she doesn't appear best pleased about something. Too much brunch ...
Hey everyone. Here's a little pic I was commissioned to create by https://www.deviantart.com/kewlkidz
Meet Samantha Gomez, reclusive multimillionaire. The way the commissioner described these two characters and their backstory really fired my imagination, and helped me with the pic. Below is the first part in of the story, written by the commissioner, which he has very generously given me permission to post her...
Here it is at last! Really hope you enjoy it.
Feedback of any kind is very welcome. I hope there are some enjoyable scenes here! I promise the next chapter will advance the story a bit more!
Special thanks to Samster for the encouragement and proofreading!
2021-07-31 21:13:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning all! 🌞
I hope everyone is safe and well. May turned out to be quite the month for me! Coming off the back of a nasty bout of food poisoning, I tested positive for Covid early in May, and the symptoms have knocked me into a cocked hat for most of the month. I'm all better now, thankfully, and my energy levels are gradually returning to normal. I won't bore you with the details; suffice to say it wasn't a pleasant experience. Perhaps the only positive is that one of my cha...
2021-06-01 08:29:47 +0000 UTC View Post