[PUBLIC EPISODE] The Wizard, the Witch and the Wild One: ep012 Prisoner's Dilemma

The sword comes down.

The sword comes down.
Hi everyone, just a quick FYI that this week's main story episode will be releasing on Wednesday instead of Tuesday! We won't say much more, but we think you'll find the extra time we're putting into it worth it š Thank you for your patience and continual support!
2023-07-31 19:55:25 +0000 UTC View PostDios mio, It's .5's all the way down baby! I "promise" you'll enjoy this Fireside Chat, with a new guest, Brennan freak out, revelations about which of Lou's characters eat *ss, and a deep dive into how Aabria manages to maintain such consistency while Suvi, who is already "a lot" has a nervous breakdown on mic. Great stuff about character work in here! AND a reveal on the metaphysics of "guesting" on Fireside Chats. Chat lore, yonders! CHAT. LORE. Crackle crackle!
2023-07-25 08:20:00 +0000 UTC
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Here we are, at the altar, and who could object to these sacred vows? Promises promises. Easy to break'em easy to make'em. What's your word worth, anyway? Do you mean what you say? Can we forgive those who trespass against us, or do they, like us, deserve what they get? And who's gonna give it to em, you? It's bad over here, sure, but the only way out is through. Any volunteers?
I love it when a plan comes together. Or when a ferris wheel falls apart. GUNS. MAGIC. PINK MIST. CONSPIRACIES WITHIN CONSPIRACIES. MAYHEM. MURDER. And of course: LAST MINUTE BETRAYALS that will make you LAY A DAMN EGG. Welcome to the rapturous, apocalyptic, felonious conclusion to Erika Ishii's A COUNTY AFFAIR.
No. Loose. Ends.

We hope you've enjoyed
The gang is all together IRL and the studio is crackle-crackling with JUICE LIGHTNING as we discuss the latest episode: Taming of the Shrub Part 1: Pumpable Scents


Into the woods, to find the fox, to save the friend, to break the rules.
Over the wall and into the woods, to Grandmother's House we go.
Talk is cheap and life in the barnyard is nasty, brutish, and short. You either eat or get ate, and if you ain't the cock of the walk, you're in the next pot of coq au vin. So you tell me, are you satisfied with the quiet life of pastoral servitude, or do you have the rocky mountain oysters to grab the tractor by the wheel and, just maybe, reap what you sow? I just so happen to know where we can get enough corn to put us on easy street till the cows come home. What do you say old timer, how a...
2023-06-29 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAhoohoo, Yonders! It's all hands on (tarot) deck for chattin bout ep9, Da King a Da Cups! The Fox, the "feels", and wheels within wheels. How to play, what to say, when the vibe is "dismay." Can you be true to your heart while your squad falls apart? All this and more on the chat-back show some are calling "out today!"

2023-06-27 09:17:01 +0000 UTC
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Episode #9 "The King of Cupsā is now available, wherever you get your podcasts!
What can't you get used to? What can't you learn to ignore? What, you think you can save every starfish? Not my circus, not my monkey, pal. It is what it is. Gotta take care of yourself first. Take a look in the mirror, love what you see. Speaking of monkeys, you seen my fox anywhere? He was righ...
2023-06-20 15:02:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis is how it starts.
Episode 1 of OUR FIRST MINI ARC (game-let, one shot, campaignette?) drops on June 29 and the thrilling conclusion to the two-part epic explodes into your ears on July 13th! It's called:

It's led by FIRST TIME GAME MASTER Erika Ishii, and it's going to be exclusive to this here Patreon for MONTHS. You're going to be quoting this show to your new cell mate...
2023-06-15 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostAhoohoo, Yonders! We got the whole gang on DECK and HAULIN' IN a net full of CHAT ABOUT THE EPISODE. We're talking shopping. We're talking Skittles. We're talking Shit Brickhouses. We're talking foxes with VISIBLE OBLIQUES. And you KNOW we're talking about everyone's FAVE nautimantic apparatus. Crackle crackle.
Did you know that we often record Fireside Chats on the day of episode release? So you gotta listen quick and get those Q's in to be A'd on the day of, comrade. Check out the FAQ...
2023-06-13 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
A hearty "Naram" to you, sweet Patrons! We have done it. We have "done the thing."
We have...collab-ed.
Specifically, we got a collab with the great Griffon's Saddlebag! Attached below you'll find beautiful art and full stat blocks for The Infantry Rings, Th...
2023-06-08 19:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode #8 "The Catchā is now available, wherever you get your podcasts!
Welcome to the apparatus. Have a cigar. Or maybe a matchstick. Want a drink of water? Some new clothes? No? What's the matter, you don't like it down here? Don't be silly. Lie down. Stay a while. We've got a lot of catching up to do. There ya go. That's the spirit.
Ahoohoo and crackle crackle to you, honored friends! Brennan, Lou* and Erika are "in da house" this week and DISHING on the behind the scenes of ep7 "Kahuna." The physics of magic, inspiration for world building and so much U-more-a. I'm not sorry!
2023-05-30 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode #7 "Kahunaā is now available, wherever you get your podcasts!
The gang is undercover and overwhelmed. Office politics, a catering budget, special projects. Middle management, those implacable knaves. Morrow is a business, man. Field trips. Democracy. Bath time. Research and/or development. And finally. As if it wasn't bad enough: consequences.

The new kids learn the ropes around Port Talon. Press the flesh, as it were. First impressions are so important. Making new friends is easy. Unless...you don't think someone might try to take advantage of the- no don't even say it. Who would do such a thing. Nobody in Port Talon, that's for sure. Great town. Good schools.

Turns out a fox is good for some things after all. The killer is caught. A volunteer steps forward with a break in the case. A friendship is bent. Another door of vines opens. Another volunteer steps forward. Further down and deeper still, our work is not yet done.
Simplecast...
2023-05-16 12:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Blood, steel, and fire. Who needs a captain anyway? We do not have to be in community here. Another door opens. Blood, rain, and glass. Are we there yet?

Masks off. The world blooms anew with purpose, as our trio take the first few proper steps of their quest. The band is back together, the open road of blue water calls, but what else lies in wait between here and there? Only everything.

The world of Spirit shows its teeth. Not all the chickens make it. Pack your bags and travel light. There's ogres on the road.

After a lifetime apart, three childhood friends are drawn back together by circumstance, by command, and by a danger that no one can yet begin to comprehend.
Welcome, to the world of Umora. Welcome, to The Wizard, the Witch, and the Wild One.
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[confused? Thats okay! Here's what's happening: We're going to start announcing public eps here on the Patreon, and so we're making these posts for the eps that have already come out, so they're all in one place. Much cleaner that way. More info here.]
<... 2023-05-16 12:01:32 +0000 UTC View PostAhoohoo and crackle crackle to you good fellows. Anon! Another Fireside Chat has laid itself bare, like a patient on a table, or perhaps like a cocksure rookie across the table from veteran ne'er-do-well Billy Gallows. Regardless, it is yours to do with as ye wish. Ahoohoo con dios.
2023-05-16 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post[The AMA has completed, with some final answers as replies in the comments. I was on my phone gimme a break. WHAT FUN! Thank you to everyone who asked a question, I genuinely loved it!]
Behold the mysterious bad boy of audio narrative play, the power BEHIND the power, revealed at LAST! He stands (sits) before you naked (yes!) and vulnerable to your interrogations.
Write your Q's in the comments and I'll post the A's up here. Keep refreshing I guess to see them? This is a ...
2023-05-12 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWell Met Honored Guests!
Thereās some new stuff comingā down the old Patreon Pipe, and here I am, on bended knee, to tell you about them. Hark! Anon! Attend, even!
CRACKLE CRACKLE fam, the gang is back together and PIERCING your Q's with their A's. From Finley to Fountains, why this Fireside Chat simply has it all! There's a fun horn honk in this one! Lou tells a story! Aabria defends Feign Death! Erika makes more coughing noises! Brennan actually does reveal somethin neat about the Fountain scene! This is better than a dang movie!
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2023-04-18 12:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostA fun little change to our usual schedule, since some key cast is out of town and far away from microphones at the moment: This week the Fireside Chat is all about the Children's Adventure! (We'll do a double Fireside Chat for eps 3 & 4 after ep4 comes out!).
Join the gang as they dig deep, some say too deep, into all things Children's Adventure. The square footage of Grandma Ren's Cottage, the intricate and well defined rules for running a lvl0 character creation c...
2023-04-04 09:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post[UPDATE 2:30pm ESt 3/30/23 Patreon says this has been fixed! If you're still experiencing issues, try the old standbys of quitting and restarting your browser, logging out then logging back in, or deleting and resubscribing to your RSS feed. If that doesnt work, I'm sorry but you've been a ghost the whole time. Move on and let go.Thanks for your patience everyone!]
Good (est) Morning to you all! Iām sincerely sorry that I canāt respond to each message individually b...
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