Yes! That's right! Take a Break, remastered! With part 1 and 2 on the same page!
Over 11k words! Over 30 pages! A commission where Bench Warmer Sakura, of an alternate timeline and in the future, gradually begins to turn Tsunade into her personal fuck slave!
Mistakes were made!
And enjoy!
SOME INSPIRATION HIT. AS DID THE PRODDING OF MY SERVER/BETAS/COWRITERS/VARIOUS OTHERS. AND HERE IS ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THIS THING.
Biblioculture. Where farming proves to be even more backbreaking hard work, somehow.
Also, books!
DONE. FINALLY. AND IT IS GOOD. COULD BE LONGER. BUT IT IS GOOD.
AND THE START OF THE CHUNIN EXAM ARC!
Also, this is the last month of me moving. And doing moving things. So, maybe, after that, I can FINALLY TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE!
AHHHHHH!
2024-04-03 21:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Still moving. Still living. I did a thing! A commission thing! Two Backs continues after a long hiatus! Whooo!
All 22 pages of it!
Also, as a reminder-
https://ko-fi.com/blackmarch
THIS EXISTS. SWITCH, IF YE WOULD.
Patreon Discord integration has been removed. If ye wish to join the borb discord...
https://ko-fi.com/blackmarch
We'll be figuring out how to make this easier on all of ye as we go on. And I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
No, Sakura does NOT know how Hinata feels. While she does have the ability to check, to do more than 'surface scans', she often refuses to do so. For many reasons.
Like 'what if my friends actually hate me'. Or 'what if I'm just a toy for Ino to play with' (explaining why she didn't do it up until Ino broke down about her almost dying)?
Sakura, at the end of the day, is a very sensitive person. That cares very, very much about things. And is terrified of opening up, or having p...
Sorry for the wait, guys. Things have been pretty rough lately. Extra rough. More deaths in the family rough. And not being able to afford rent, so having to move again rough.
Well, currently in the process of moving. But you know what I mean.
Either way. I did a thing. Here is thing.
Enjoy thing.
And give thoughts. Please.
Where Sakura, due to a series of unfortunate events, ends up with Tsunade as her 'sex friend'.
... Or 'sex slave'. One or.
With the next chapter already on the way as we speak.
YES. THIS CONTINUES! AS IT SHOULD!
AND STILL WORKING ON OTHER THINGS. AS USUAL, ENJOY!
2024-01-03 23:51:57 +0000 UTC View PostJust asking. I'm feeling rusty and, you know, maybe a bit insecure. Just a bit.
Also, yes, this chapter was important. In its own way. Things did happen, even if it was just silly cat nonsense. Seemingly.
Anyway, just asking. Give me your thoughts!
WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN! MAY THEY BE HAPPY, AND MAY YOUR SOCKS BE WARM AND WITHOUT HOLES!
2023-12-24 02:05:28 +0000 UTC View Post
WE RETURN. WITH A VENGEANCE. AND THE END OF AN ARC WHERE THE BOYS HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT LIFE. AND SAKURA FUCKS AROUND.
AND ROCK LEE IS THE HERO OF HIS OWN STORY, WHILE TENTEN IS SICK OF IT.
ENJOY.
But, just to prove I'm not just screwing around, and I'm actually trying to get this stuff together...
PROOF!
Bench Warmer
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Naruto couldn’t say why it had taken him this long, but he was starting to get the idea that his teammates might have been fucked up.
Like, in the head.
… Well, okay, nah, he’d known that about Sasuke already. You couldn’t spend as much time as he did on making his hair stand up like the back end of a duck wit...
2023-12-19 13:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe final chapter to the Cat Fortress. Or second to last. Writing isn't an exact art!
That's Bench Warmer, by the by!
Also, 2k words into another 2 Backs, Sixteen Tails!
Sorry for the wait. It's been rough. BUT HERE WE GO. AGAIN. AHHHHH.
2023-12-16 00:33:58 +0000 UTC View PostA fic, a commission, that I can't put here on Patreon, due to the RULES.
A COMMISSION!
https://subscribestar.adult/posts/1091306
So I made a subscribestar to make up for it! The only possible option to put a fic where Kali and Blake are captured by a Hentai Orc, with everything else that comes with it!
I know. Paying for this place and that plac...
2023-12-02 12:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostReal rough. And depressing. Pretty sure I need a psychologist. And they'll need a psychologist. And I'm sorry that I haven't shown as much of the good stuff as I normally do. Really. But...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
And may I do some good work soon. I am working as much as I'm able to. Really. Join up on the Discord and you can see what I mean.
2023-12-01 08:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe last thing? Pumpkin Drop? With Starfire and Sunshine? The com?
IT'S GOT ART ON THE DISCORD. MORE THAN ONE, EVEN. ITS AMAZING.
GET IN THERE!
THIS WAS HARD. VERY, VERY HARD. BUT I DID IT. WHOO.
2023-11-22 19:41:36 +0000 UTC View PostToday. If not tomorrow. And I'm deeply sorry for the wait. Things have been painful lately. Life. know? Nothing no one wants the specifics of. Really.
It's been hard. But we're about to get something. So rejoice!
2023-11-20 17:53:54 +0000 UTC View PostHas been rough. Pipes under my house exploded. Covid. Cancer (not mine). And the sudden realization that I don't have enough words for some of my commissions to get them done.
Still alive though. Still working!
2023-11-10 20:10:12 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I hope I can get something out today! Hope! This one is fighting me, but I'm trying!
Have a good candy day either way!
2023-10-31 17:26:48 +0000 UTC View PostYES. IT IS HERE. AFTER THIS IS THE WRAP UP TO THIS MINI ARC. THE CASTLE AND NARUTO FIGURING OUT THAT HIS TEAM MIGHT BE SORT OF FUCKED IN THE HEAD.
He can learn!
2023-10-20 23:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
THE MOOENING RETURNS.
Also, damn, this is the fastest I've put things out in a while huh?
MAY IT CONTINUE!
2023-10-03 15:30:58 +0000 UTC View Post
YES. ITS TRUE. I HAVE CROSSED BG3 WITH BENCHWARMER.
I AM TRULY A VISIONARY.
2023-10-01 07:20:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Where Weiss is a trainwreck of a human being, and Yang's nickname of 'milk truck' is pretty dang descriptive.
A commission! With all the sex in the next chapter!
But this is pretty good too! Promise!
2023-09-27 22:58:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I DID IT. I DID THE THING.
WORDS. FINALLY.
And, yeah. Things have been rough lately. Multiple dead family members. 2 family members with cancer. Inheritance disputes. Financial problems. Things could be better.
But I'm still here, damn it!
2023-09-06 02:25:23 +0000 UTC View Post