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Extra Ammo - Red Dead Redemption 2.5... kinda

We tried to make RDR2.5 but then it just went off the rails

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#239: Dr. Fauci EATS DOGS WHOLE!

In this episode the boys talk about the Nickmercs situation, the unimportance of Miss America, the whimsical racism of the Wild West, Dr. Fauci eating dogs whole, skill based matchmaking, life without music vs life without video games, laminating cards with cum (obviously), along with a myriad of pride month themed questions!

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#239: Dr. Fauci EATS DOGS WHOLE! (Video)

In this episode the boys talk about the Nickmercs situation, the unimportance of Miss America, the whimsical racism of the Wild West, Dr. Fauci eating dogs whole, skill based matchmaking, life without music vs life without video games, laminating cards with cum (obviously), along with a myriad of pride month themed questions!

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$10 Tier going forward

Hey evryone, due to our inactivety, and the cringe nature of discord we are very likely going to be getting rid out it all together.. We want to know what you guys would like as the $10 tier instead? Thaks for the support and We appreciate you all.

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#238: Can Joel Miller Beat Leon Kennedy?

A whole mess of an episode. We get sad about Dragon Age: The Veilguard and a bunch of other dumb stuff.

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Update on how Posting Snark Tank Episodes Will Work

Moving forward, there will be 2 versions of the same episode available:

-$1 Tier and up will get the same early access audio feed

-$5 Tier and up will get the early access video format

So if you're $5 and up, just be aware that you will see 2 versions of the same episode from here on out!

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#238: Can Joel Miller Beat Leon Kennedy?

Sween's camera goes out around the 20-something minute mark... We're still working some things out

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SNEEK PEEK! - Extra Ammo: Now With Video

Next week, the gang brings Frankie Muniz back from retirement! See ya soon! <3

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TANK REPORT! - Update About Video Podcasts

Hey, guys! Chris here with a quick update about the video version of the podcast now that we're all recording in the same room!

Since we started doing video, the video version of the podcast always went live alongside the free feeds while the audio version came early for Patrons. We did this for a few reasons. Firstly, audio renders a lot quicker and could be posted as early as possible for the audience that specifically wanted it early. Secondly, video requires more editing and thus wo...

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#237: Pokimane's Editor Works HARD

Our first episode back in the studio together. We're still figuring things out so except the quality to get better over time. Btw, the subject of this episode doesn't get mentioned until the credits are being read.

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OFFICE UPDATE!

Hey, guys! Chris here! Office is more or less finalized and all put together! Some smaller things need to be done still but the core of it functions more or less as it should.

Some shipping delays made this take longer than we wanted to but FRET NOT! We'll be recording our first episode in person tomorrow. That said, a key component to our video setup (namely plug-in AC adapters for the cameras so they can record for the duration of our show and not run out of battery) was supposed to a...

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Extra Ammo: Billy Cosby and the Quaalude Factory

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#236: Majin Seal

Eminem is back, The clown/circus song that everyone knows is actually an army marching song and much more insanity.

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Sween Extra Episode featuring Liliy!!

Enjoy this extra episode where Liliy and I answer some of your questions.

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Chris - SOLO EPISODE - Question Thread

Hey, guys! Derrick has arrived in Los Angeles and is getting situated in his new abode! I'm also putting together our in person recording space, something I've been stoked about for a long time now! Since we're all kind of in flux, we'll need to skip one episode at least while we get everything sorted out, organized, tested and establish our new pipeline.

To make up for the gap, I'll be doing a solo episode answering your questions in additions to Sweens apology episode (lol)

Ask...

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June Update! - The In-Person Era Begins!

Hey, everybody! Chris here! Figured I'd touch base with you fellers and fellerettes about some big changes coming to our degenerate program in the coming days, weeks, and months!

First Things First - Derrick Has Landed!

It happened! We are all officially back in the same physical location for the first time since 2020. This means we'll finally be able to do the show in person as I originally intended. This is a big deal for me because, truthfully, I never wanted...

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JUNE QUESTION THREAD!

Ask your questions for the month of June!

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Apologies about the late episode

Hey everyone, sorry about the patreon episode getting posted late. There was a misunderstanding on my end(Sween). I thought the episode was going to be posted by Chris this week, but to make it up to you guys I will do a solo epiisode answering anything you guys want to ask me . Leave your question below this post and I will have this up for you guys by Sunday. Thank you guys and sorry again.

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Ep235: OceanGate 2.0?

This episode of the podcast we talk about the rich giving Ocean Gate the salty run back!

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#234: DIDDY DID IT

we talk Diddy again and other dumb stuff.

Also, derrick might go missing again in a couple future episodes because he's getting ready to move. In the very near future, we'll be recording in the same room again like we did before gay ass covid!

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Extra Ammo: Chris and Sween rank games of the year

This extra Ammo Chris and Sweebn see if they agree with which games got game of the year for the last 2 decades.

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#233: Peter-Man O Face

Sorry for the super late post. I recently got back from apartment hunting and then I had some medical issues that made me stop by the ER last night. I'm all good tho. Probably should've asked someone else to edit for a bit but whatever haha. Anyway, everything should be back to normal next week. -Derrick

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#232:Blassasin Bleed Bladows

Derrick is missing, and just as that happens a nigga in now added to Assasins Creed!!!! Coinsidence? I think not.

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Extra Ammo: Advice Colomn Pt 3

We answer your burning questions...Again!

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#231:Blackman The Animated Series

This episode is just BS... enjoy.

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#230: Is Drake Fake and GAY?

We finally discuss The Kendrick vs Drake beef

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Extra Ammo: Breaking Bad 2: Breaking Badder (Revengeance)

the boys write the continuation of Breaking Bad

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#229: How Is Asmongold So Filthy?

he gross

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#228: Drain The C0ck Johnson

The Rock loves to piss in bottles

also Sween has been kidnapped

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Extra Ammo: Advice Column Part 2

The crew gives some much needed advice on navigating social situations, talking to women, and the minefield of "open relationships."

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