Hey all! Sorry about the delay with this episode, but it's finally here and now you to listen to Sween ramble incoherently for close to an hour... Okay bye! Also sorry about the Audio it spikes sometimes...
2022-04-05 17:49:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, due to people getting sick and emergencies we will be having a bit of a later episode this week. We'll try to have it out for you guys by Monday. Sorry again <3
Snarktank Team
2022-04-01 05:01:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This weeks episode we... Ay yo shout out to Ivy!
2022-03-25 21:20:44 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAAAAYYYYYEEEE what's a internet trend the ended in tragedy?!! Tune into this week's episode and find out.
2022-03-19 07:17:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The trio is back! I apologize in advance for Sween's abysmal audio quality. We talk about Euphoria (obviously), Spider-Man (obviously), Kim Kardashian some other wacky stuff.
2022-03-14 00:34:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone, sorry but this week's episode of the podcast will be delayed a day or two due to conflicts in schedule among other minor things. We know that you all support us on this platform for on time content, and we are sorry about this delay and all the others that have proceeded it. We appreciate all the support we receive from all of you, and we'll get things back on schedule ASAP!
2022-03-11 07:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Sweeney is off fighting Putin this week so Chris and Derrick take the reins. Kanye is being dumb and Eleden Ring is a pretty cool game. Enjoy!
2022-03-04 22:53:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy Everyone!!! Things are re tense in the world right now, but Sween still has the most absurd opinions. Are the TMNT Black? We need to know, and everyone please stay safe<3
2022-02-25 22:10:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyyyyyyy guys! As you know, we're doing a guest spot for Chris' podcast Sacred Symbols on the 30th of April in Richmond, VA. Tickets are now available - so use the link BELOW if you wanna see us ugly bastards live <3
https://www.axs.com/events/426965/sacred-symbols-tickets
We have made it!!!! Welcome to episode 100 of the Snarktank Podcast!!! As a special treat we have guest today..... Sween's actual girlfriend!!!!
2022-02-19 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This weeks episode we find our thought dead co-host, try to understand why Hasan thinks just watching other people's content and leaving the room is just fine, and we are pulled into talking about the serpent himself yet again, Pray for the Snarktank
2022-02-11 21:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The age of the DarkTank continues. With Chris's untimely demise the two melanated host talk about everything from a very dedicated Pokimane fans to the true nature of Bo Obama! Tune in to the hell storm!
2022-02-05 20:56:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Joe Rogan Dead? Alive? Screaming at children in the moonlight? Does NFT stand for No Franklins Allowed? Is it legal to have a fever? How many ducks could you squeeze into a sick pair of Jordans before someone got involved in like a serious way? Like they'd call someone to take you down for animal abuse? All this and more on todays episode of Wonderball: Fact or Fiction
2022-02-02 21:58:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everybody! Hope your 2022 isn't the absolute worst yet! Just wanted to update you about a scheduling change. Our previous schedule (as inconsistent as it may be) was
MONDAY - Record
TUESDAY - Patreon
FRIDAY - Public Feeds
We've decided to shift our schedule to a Weekend Reward for Patrons, and a nice start to the week for free feeds. Our new schedule going forward, starting with a new installment of The Dark Tank ...
2022-01-29 00:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostChris's episode is recorded and done! It's Dungeon Master Sweens turn! Ask your questions for Sweenys Solo Episode coming out in late February.
2022-01-28 05:26:28 +0000 UTC View Post
People copyrighting other peoples NFTs? Pizza Times Origin Story? More Mass Effect? Why is Bezos making Lord of the Rings? Is CoD worth 70 billion dollars? Mike Shinoda shilling cartoon apes? Pokimane drama that I don't understand? All this and more on todays episode of The Drew Carrey Show!
2022-01-26 06:14:17 +0000 UTC View PostThere'll be one solo episode rounding out the end of every month going in order of Chris, Sweeny, Derrick and cycling back. Lend me your queries!
2022-01-17 21:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What is the "TV Meta" and why do streamers not know basic copyright law? Why is Smiling Friends so good? Is Leatherface guilty of blackface in Dead by Daylight? What was the best era of YouTube? Was Tobey Maguire justified in screaming at the paparazzi? All this and more on todays episode of The Tonight Program with Jimbo Dimplesmunt!
2022-01-14 05:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
As promised (though a little late) here is the full version of the Snark Tank Theme exclusively for Patrons of all tiers!
For those interested in the origins of this fancy little MP3:
Sup! Chris here! This was originally meant to be the music for a bleach drinking callback sequence for my 500K Subscriber Special before I decided to pull the plug on the production. I got a little overambitious with it, especially considering what I had to work with at t...
2022-01-10 00:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post
So, this was supposed to be 95, but the original episode 94 was lost to corrupted files. We'll do our best to get that episode back somehow, but in the meantime, we've gotta keep it going! Also, Sweeny recorded with the wrong mic so direct your criticisms to him!
Sweeny is heartless and hates Betty White for no reason? Dislike button removed from YouTube, but what's next? Eminem and Ubisoft succumbing to NFTs? Was the new Matrix actually all that bad? Why is The Rock gunning for Derric...
Welcome to our Discord! It's a mess!
2022-01-04 00:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did Derrick make The Rock gay? Did Imagine Dragons RUIN The Game Awards? Was Nickelback worse? Is Hans Zimmer overrated? Does Scooby Doo have the N pass? Are political comedians the absolute worst? It's another episode of Jerry Lewis and the Backstreet Neanderthals (LIVE on CBS2 News)
2021-12-21 23:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I really have no explanation for this episode. I wouldn't even know how to describe it. Just ,,, here lol, this is hard to describe. YouTube Poops? The Beatles and the N word? Home Alone with blood? It's a catastrophe.
2021-12-11 02:39:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do we still allow clowns life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Why is French a dumb language? Why are lands lying about their size? Are underwater people worse than aliens? What were the dumbest things we believed as children? Why does Chris HATE long videos? Who the fuck is Uncle Majic?
It's December 4th! Sorry for the late upload, fellers. It's my birthday though, so here's our gift to you. A late episode <3 - Chris
BTW, I'll be uploading the full Snark Tank theme ...
2021-12-04 06:55:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Tom Sweeny hates Martin Scorsese? Did Uncle Ben kill himself? Is dancing really all that impressive? Chickens shitting in Physics classrooms? Staind and Kid Rock making cringe hoorah music? Did Facebook ruin high school reunions? All this and more on todays episode of People Falling Down and Hurting Themselves (TOTALLY REAL)
ACTUAL FILE THIS TIME
2021-11-25 15:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostYOU KNOW THE MUSIC! Time to Dance!!! Ask away, suggest topics, ask us questions for our solo episodes and keep it grammatically coherent to ensure a spot on an episode!
2021-11-22 16:57:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Can you survive a plane crash? Could a dolphin understand guns if they had hands? Why are they making a That 90's Show if Red isn't going to beat up Venom? Is Tobey Maguire in the new Spider-Man (if he isn't I'll be very angry a very angry boy)? What types of abuse could you orchestrate if you absolutely understood the Toy Story universes rules of sentience? How did Rockstar allow the GTA remasters to look like Gumby? All this and more on todays episode of The Gays They Have Arrived!
2021-11-19 18:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is Bernie Sanders harassing Chris? Why did Travis Scott make a Battle Royale game in real life? Is that Guardians of the Galaxy game good? Why does Sweeny hate Spider-Man posters? Possible Snark Tank GTA Role Play server? Why did Red from That 70's Show not kill Topher Grace before he became Venom? Who Broke Benjamin? All these questions and more answered on todays episode of Marvin Gaye Was Killed By His Dad
2021-11-11 01:56:42 +0000 UTC View Post