The River King 2 Taylor Hebert Morning was my favorite time of the day. The best part of sleep was that I didn’t need to remember. For a few
The River King 2
Taylor Hebert
Morning was my favorite time of the day. The best part of sleep was that I didn’t need to remember. For a few, glorious minutes, I could remain blissfully ignorant. I’d invariably wake up and the grogginess would clear. I’d be forced to confront the absolute shitsh...
2025-02-22 19:42:52 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.11
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 19: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Sabah called me out on Sunday morning. It wasn’t how I planned to spend my Sunday, but I could think of worse distractions.
The two of us met up at Harvey’s Bar & Grill again. It was my extraneous safehouse and close to the college. Like many similar bars, it had a Sunday brunch menu that mostly consisted of overpriced mimosas and bloody marys so college kids could fe...
2025-02-21 12:11:23 +0000 UTC
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Aaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Shirred (Egg)
- Magellan (Chikorita)
Entree 5.4
Roxanne Tsutsuji
Rustboro City
Team Aqua’s ship was inside a large, three-sided warehouse that fed directly into the ocean. The warehouse was enormous, meant to allow dozens of tons of cargo to be moved directly from ship to storage. I only learned where it was t...
2025-02-17 14:55:39 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 38: Cloudy with a Chance of Friendship
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Type: Ice
I’d captured the Vasil brothers at about half past noon and spent four hours flying to Los Angeles to dump them on Alexandria’s lap. Now that I didn’t have to worry about dropping an oversized snow globe, I was free to break as many aerial traffic laws as I pleased.
Which meant going as fast as I possibly co...
2025-02-14 12:43:56 +0000 UTC
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Playing God 6
Charlie Foxtrot
“Izanami no Mikoto gave birth to Kagutsuchi, the god of fire. However, so hot was the newborn god that he immolated his own mother,” I said solemnly. It was an old tale, one that had been adopted into YGGDRASIL’s canon by the devs.
“How horrible,” Tyene gasped, only partially feigned. She had a face that reminded me of a porcelain doll, innocent and wide-eyed, and she’d obviously had some practice pl...
2025-02-10 03:07:23 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.10
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 17: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Coil was a pain, but one that was largely out of my hair now. I’d spent all night cleaning up after him. Even with SAINT’s help, there was almost too much to do. I had to make sure that the worst of his mercenaries were arrested, disarm his physical failsafes, take stock of any hard copies of his records, and make sure none of the tinkertech he’d purchased from Toybox went ...
2025-02-07 14:29:31 +0000 UTC
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All the Bees 4
Mitsu Akimitchi
“Congratulations, Mitsu,” Kurobachi said as she flew circles around my head. Her wings buzzed merrily as sunlight rippled off her fuzzy, black abdomen. “You finally touched nature chakra!”
“Come on, he barely got a drop,” Shirobachi replied with a dismissive scoff. “Do you congratulate a man in the desert for catching a single drop of rainwater?”
“Why not? It’s a huge accomplishment fo...
2025-02-04 13:04:14 +0000 UTC
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Ascent 9.4
2005, August 9: Adelaide, Australia
I remained within the several blocks of the city nearest to the coast, acting as underwater rescue. Eidolon was busy blocking the waves. Legend and Hero led mobile artillery teams against leviathan. Alexandria was our foremost brute, even if all she could do was get in the endbringer’s way. Capes who could move fluidly in water were few and far between.
I would dive, save a few people, then ru...
2025-02-04 13:00:22 +0000 UTC
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Preface
I know, I know. I see you.
Burnout 2.3
August 2015
Following my physical exam and meeting with the gloom, I spent the next day with my pokemon and the poochyena. As cute as the pups were, this was more a necessity rather than a choice. I had to check in on the pups.
As much as they followed my orders, they weren’t my pokemon, as proven by the System’s lack of mention. Th...
2025-02-03 13:47:24 +0000 UTC
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Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 9
Lumine
I perked up as a familiar riff rang through the air. “I-Is that… Is that Dragonforce?”
“Durin is quite powerful. I hope Euri doesn’t go too far,” Eula said concernedly.
“No, not Durin. The band. It’s Dragonforce.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Your brother… Is he also a Traveler like me?”
“He is my twin. We were born here. I don’t understand the question...
2025-02-03 13:30:48 +0000 UTC
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You know how this works. Can you believe you fuckers voted for PWP in both the monthly and weaver polls? I now need to go write four chapters back to back. I'll try... I'm not the best at focusing on one story but I'll probably manage.
My birthday's coming up. I feel so goddamn old now. Gimme your favorite hotpot ingredients.
2025-02-01 12:54:58 +0000 UTC
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Homeless Bunny 31
Quetzalcoatl
As always, Tianyu remained the most unusual Campione. He slew me when I descended to the mortal plane as a heretic god. That was nearly ninety years ago. He usurped my dominion over the wind and when I reformed in the Netherworld a decade later, he sought me out.
Rather than looking to face me again while I was weakened, he sought to return my conch to me. He then challenged me to “a proper fight,” one in w...
2025-01-31 12:40:14 +0000 UTC
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Aaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Bearnaise(Egg)
- Magellan (Chikorita)
Entree 5.3
Aaron Fulan
Rustboro City
“Thank you for the battle, Aaron. You showed several tactics that I think will be relevant for my classes,” Roxanne said, smiling. She was as prim and proper as ever, but the way she moved her head made the little balls her hair had b...
2025-01-27 14:04:30 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 37: Bundle up, it’s cold outside!
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Type: Ice
As I’d told myself, I skipped school today. It felt weird. As much as I bitched and moaned about the evils of government-mandated education past the age of thirteen or so, I was a fairly good student. Not top of the class maybe, but I did get into Arcadia via a writing scholarship.
Then again, if there ever was a g...
2025-01-24 12:42:22 +0000 UTC
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Preface
Apology chapter. Mods are handling it.
You’re allowed to have political opinions, but please don’t make it someone else’s business unless you’re asked. Also, @everyone has been disabled in Discord because the general public cannot be trusted with such mystical power apparently.
The Adventures of Captain Morgan 5
Morgan Olsen
I ducked a sloppy haymaker and replied ...
2025-01-20 17:59:59 +0000 UTC
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The River King 1 Taylor Hebert I stormed out of the school. Or, I tried. It was early February and most of the city was half-buried in ice a
The River King 1
Taylor Hebert
I stormed out of the school. Or, I tried. It was early February and most of the city was half-buried in ice and slush. I slipped on the ice and almost tripped down the stairs before catching myself against the metal railing. The ice-cold metal burned against my skin and I ...
2025-01-20 13:41:36 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 30: It’s time to D-D-D-DUEL!
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
Saturday morning, I allowed myself a light breakfast before visiting Madam Pomfrey. I was physically fine, but she still insisted on a regular examination anyway.
After that, I opted to ignore the quidditch game. No matter who won, it wasn’t any of my business. I could go, pretend I gave a damn and used it as a networking opportunity in which I had a captive au...
2025-01-17 11:36:14 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 36: Atelier Alpaca
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Type: Steel
Another quick call later and I rolled into Wyatt Hall as an Alolan sandshrew. At this point, the university was so used to my antics that most people only acknowledged my existence long enough to avoid stepping on the obese roly-poly that I’d become.
I heard that Lisa was already here with Sabah. Despite not being a student, the ...
2025-01-13 14:03:37 +0000 UTC
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Preface
This was a commission. Someone liked this snippet enough to distract me with money. It's not my fault.
Playing God 5
Charlie Foxtrot
I stepped through the torii gate with a confident swagger in my step and a bouncy pomp to my tails. I was an immensely powerful monk and cleric with some of the most potent defensive spells known to YGGDRASIL. If nothing else, my AGI attribute exceeded natural lim...
2025-01-13 00:15:27 +0000 UTC
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Scale 5.9
Bryce Kiley
2010, December 15: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I pointed the cops towards the Undersiders as the PRT arrived. It seemed that no matter the setting, cops arriving too late to the party was a damn near universal constant.
I smiled sardonically as Armsmaster drove over. He cut an imposing figure in all his several feet of cobalt-blue power armor. He stepped off the bike and pulled out his halberd but kept the point aimed down...
2025-01-10 11:18:30 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 35: An Iron Will
Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Type: Steel
A storm of emotions raged inside me as I looked down at Cherie Vasil. She was a pitiful creature. She was petty and selfish, cruel and vindictive. Beneath her pretty face, she possessed many traits I detested in people.
Most of all, she'd crossed the line. Family meant a great deal to me. Whether my team or the children I'd taken und...
2025-01-06 15:32:31 +0000 UTC
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Preface
Happy New Year, everyone. 2025 is the year of the wood snake, and euphemisms. So maybe it's good we start with the snake in the dungeon, hmm?
Chapter 29: For the Love of the Game
Violet Potter
Remember, spitters might be quitters, but you probably shouldn’t swallow this one.
Love,
Lord Speaker of the Parliament of Owls
PS: Don’t laugh. You kn...
2025-01-03 13:43:29 +0000 UTC
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I live! Happy New Year everyone! May the snakey energies of the cosmos make your wood long and noodley... Idk, zodiacs are weird. It's the year of the wood-snake, okay?
This is the regular monthly poll. Weaver poll will go up next week. Y'all know how this works by now.
Also, I have a Kofi now. It is unfortunately not as sophisticated as I'd wanted and its commissions tab is basically useles...
2025-01-01 21:42:37 +0000 UTC
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Rigal’s Merry Christmas III: A Christmas Miracle
Rigal Phenex
We stood outside Santa’s underground city, not that anyone could tell normally. It looked more or less like a part of the glacier and though there were subtle tells now that I looked carefully, I suspected Zatanna would never have noticed had there not been the telltale hum of wards.
“Let’s go knock,” Clark said, then put a hand on my shoulder, tugging me back. “Wi...
2024-12-25 13:23:40 +0000 UTC
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Rigal’s Merry Christmas II: Big Blue’s Blue Balls
Rigal Phenex
I giggled like a schoolgirl. I just had no idea what else I should do. Kitten, daughter of the not-so-illustrious Killer Moth, had summoned me, a devil.
She’d initially offered her soul and virginity in exchange for power because she thought that if she had powers of her own, she could help her father. It was sweet, in a “You are why the dumb blonde stereotype exists,” ...
2024-12-24 14:17:48 +0000 UTC
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Preface
The lead up to Christmas hasn’t been fully written so this is as canon as you want it to be. It might fit, it might not. T'is the season so this one will be uploaded publicly at the same time as Patreon.
Rigal’s Merry Christmas I: The Dyslexic Satanist
Rigal Phenex
This was the life. The holidays were here and there wasn’t much I had had to do. The Light’s ploy with Starro failed thanks...
2024-12-23 14:53:58 +0000 UTC
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Playing God 4
Charlie Foxtrot
The Explorer’s Refuge was everything I’d ever wanted in twenty-seven years of life in a dystopian corporatocracy. When I first obtained the World Explorer class, it was just a single log cabin situated in a forest. It came with a small yard where I could grow basic plants for alchemy.
It didn’t take long for me to find out that the devs had monetized the fuck out of it. Like any guild base, it could be exp...
2024-12-18 20:22:14 +0000 UTC
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Playing God 3
Charlie Foxtrot
I fell.
I continued to fall.
There was naught but the sound of crashing waters all around me. I could see only the heavy mist that formed a billowing, white cloud. Through it all, I sensed the exact moment I became whole, that instant when I crossed the divide between pixel and flesh.
It was easy to tell because a wave of raw sensation overwhelmed me. I felt my clothes weighted down against the wind,...
2024-12-16 18:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 8
Euri Lawrence
Eula, Venti, Lumine, Paimon, and I sat around at the Cat’s Tail bar. Paimon lived up to her reputation. The little gremlin was scarfing down her body weight in waffles, mostly because the Cat’s Tail was running a “breakfast for dinner” deal. Or maybe because Lumine was fattening up her emergency food supply.
As for the illustrious Traveler herself, she had a far more modest portion of blue...
2024-12-12 14:11:57 +0000 UTC
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As per request, I made a discord. It only took me... 2 years... It's very bare-bones but you guys can do... Idk what social people do.
Invite link is good for 7 days: https://discord.gg/nSXvuv2j
Anima Fact: Elephants do not shed skin like humans do. Their dead skin cells cake on top of each other until they for the craggy plate-like skin you see. At their thickest, this layer can be ~1.5 inches thick.
2024-12-10 21:10:13 +0000 UTC
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