The full theory will be out soon (early october..?) with some final tweaks and minor additions. Please do not share outside of patreon. Stay signed up to get your name at the end in the public release!
Thanks for your support, let me know what you think!
2025-09-24 19:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Usually I try and give you guys access to these videos a full week or 2 early, but since this is such a short simple video I'll be posting it publicly very soon. Hope you enjoy this shorter theory!
2025-09-08 03:23:44 +0000 UTC View PostComing very soon! This one's only around 13 minutes long, but then I'll have a 20+ minute teletubbies theory coming out soon after.
2025-09-05 17:54:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Usually my theories are planned out months or even years in advance, but every once in awhile I suddenly discover a new idea that I'm so excited about that I can't help but stop what I'm doing and make it immediately...
The teletubbies theory editing is going well and I was getting close to finishing it, but I think I'm gonna take a quick break to make a short INCREDIBLES theory instead. I've found an idea that's so good, I can't believe no one's beat me to it yet.
<... 2025-08-31 15:19:14 +0000 UTC View PostTeletubbies! (aka jingly keys for babies.)
I know did a poll with other options and CARS won, but I think I need a little more time to fully crack that one. I've wanted to make a proper TELETUBBIES video for years ever since I made a shitty parody vid 9 years ago, but only now have I found an angle that's really interesting and original.
It's not a huge theory so shouldn't take me more than a month or 2 from now. Thanks for your patience!
2025-07-26 21:23:20 +0000 UTC View PostI guess with this new video out, I should reveal another theory I'm working on:
THE TWILIGHT SAGA Theory is coming soon!
I'm not sure if my audience has seen these movies, (not that you would need to) but I've found an appropriately silly/alexbale-esk idea that no one else has talked about yet.
Haven't decided yet which theory I'm doing next, possibly the much awaited breaking bad theory...
2025-06-30 17:40:33 +0000 UTC View Post
It's finally here! The public version will take another week or 2 to get out, and it'll have some final tweaks, polish, a sponsor segment, and your name at the end of the video! (please stay signed up to my patreon until the public vid to get your name featured.)
Let me know what you think! And if you find any editing mistakes/want any clarifications. I'm still adding some on screen notes to elaborate on some points if needed.
Please do not share outside of patreon, thanks for you...
2025-06-15 14:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The vids coming out June-July, and is looking like it'll be around 50-55 minutes. (ignore any unpolished visuals/audio)
2025-05-20 19:46:35 +0000 UTC View PostMy next theory is about the HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL movies. It's a bigger video with 5 different mini theories that all attempt to answer the same question about these movies. (Kinda like how doug woolever's skin theory was structured)
Here are the titles of the mini theories in this video, presented in order from the most tame & realistic, to the most absolutely insane & ridiculous:
THE MASS HYSTERIA THEORY
THE ZEKE THEORY
<... 2025-04-17 21:36:54 +0000 UTC View PostHigh School Musical!
I've been talking about it for awhile, but it's time I finally get around to it.
This will be a bit of a longer one, and for the first time I'm gonna be presenting a bunch of different possible theories to solve one central mystery. (presented in order from tame and believable to completely batshit insane and ridiculous.)
I could see it coming out in the next 2-4 months. I try to spend a little time writing my movie screenplay in between uploads.
T...
2025-03-15 01:54:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Let me know what you think! And stay signed up till the public release to get your name at the end!
2025-02-27 00:26:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Went a little crazy for this one...
The Cocoa Puffs: Sleeper Agent Theory will likely be out late February-March.
2025-01-24 00:53:33 +0000 UTC View PostNow that the Blue’s Clues X Law and Order theory is out, I’d like to announce another theory I’ve been working on… Something a little different than a show or movie this time.
(Yes, some of you guessed it from the pixelated teaser image, but I’ll give you a little more info about it too)
I’ve always thought there was something strange about the way Cocoa Puffs chose to advertise their cereal…
Most children’...
2024-12-09 21:29:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's here! Hope you enjoy, tell me what you think! (The final public vid will have some small tweaks/additions.)
As you’ll see, this video gets into some more serious subject matter than my videos tend to usually dive into. I tried my best to reach out to people more knowledgeable than I to get feedback and be careful with how I present things, but let me know if you think there’s anything you think I should change/adjust.
Please don't share this outside of patreon. Stay signe...
2024-12-07 19:56:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe Blue's Clues theory editing has been coming along really well, so it'll be ready for early access on patreon very soon!
The public version will be out pretty soon after. I usually like to give you guys a week or 2 ahead to get your moneys worth, but I’m trying to get this video out publicly ASAP to get the christmas ad revenue boost.
There's one big thing about this theory that I've been holding off on revealing... It's not JUST a Blue's Clues theory. I'm connecting it to so...
2024-12-07 02:43:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The full theory is coming soon! When it's ready I'll give early access to the whole video to silver and gold tier patrons. Thanks for your patience, I think you're all really gonna like this one.
2024-12-02 23:32:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe SpongeBob compilation is FINALLY done. I'm gonna go over a few of my future YouTube plans for any new patrons who don't already know:
The DON'T FEED THE MUSE compilation: All the muse scenes compiled into one long film!
(maybe) Just reposting the SpongeBob Mini Theories as one video: I haven't decided yet if I'll do this. There wouldn't be any new content just the mini theories in a more accessible video. Gotta ...
2024-09-27 19:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostPosting the public compilation soon, so I won’t be able to add anymore patron names to the end if you signed up after this post.
The final video has lots more reaction clips, and a bunch of additional text notes: some last minute theory ideas/corrections, 17 DFTM fun facts, and 10 unsolved theory leads for you to make your own SpongeBob Conspiracies about!
Thanks for your support and patience!
2024-09-26 00:52:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Do not share this outside of patreon. I will send a copyright claim and ban you from patreon if you repost it.
It's finally here! 4 and a half hours of SpongeBob conspiracies! 2 hours of brand new content! 8 new mini theories! No one can possibly ask me for more spongebob theories after this!!
The public video should be up by the end of the month. It'll have some final polishes and small additions. (I'm gonna add a bunch more clips from reaction videos)
Please stay signed up...
2024-09-15 18:33:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm getting close to being able to post a full early cut of the compilation onto patreon, and a teaser onto YouTube!
2024-09-13 17:49:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's another one of the mini theories about the Patrick Star Show spin-off, and Patrick's mysterious grandfather...
There's 8 mini theories in total! They range from 5-13 minutes each.
2024-09-09 17:02:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's an early access to one of the mini theories in my upcoming SpongeBob bonus compilation. This one's just a straight continuation of the Mrs. Puff theory since so much new stuff has been discovered. (watch the imagination mini theory first if you haven't yet)
I also included a "ranking" segment that I'm gonna do at the end of every one of my old theories. I'll be giving some thoughts on how the theories held up over the years and where they rank from worst to best.
The final ...
2024-09-01 15:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe SpongeBob compilation is still my priority, but I figured I might as well announce a non-SB one I've been working on...
The "dream theory" is the most common, and probably the most lazy type of fan theory. You can practically take any slightly surreal show or movie and say "it's actually all a dream / the main character is in a coma / they're hallucinating from drugs / they're actually crazy in a mental asylum / they're actually dead and ...
2024-07-29 16:28:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I keep delaying the big final SB bonus compilation, I decided to fully finish one of the mini theories before posting cabbage theory to tide you guys over. This is just 1 of 8 mini theories that will be in that final video.
Still doing some last second polishes and tweaks on it. The full vid probably still won't be out for awhile since it's so big. Thanks for your patience, enjoy!
2024-07-24 14:56:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The final public video will have some final tweaks, polishes and surprises. Please do not share. Might still be a few weeks before it comes out publicly because I'm trying to get a SB mini theory done for patreon when I post this.
2024-07-19 22:03:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s the intro for the Avatar theory I’ve been working on… It’s about as ridiculous as you’d expect from me.
Should be out by the end of this month!
2024-07-13 20:40:34 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, I've decided to take a quick break from editing the big Sb vid to hopefully quickly make smaller theory.
My next theory is about... Avatar: The Last Airbender!
One of my all time favorite animated shows, I've always wanted to cover this but I never thought I would be able to because the show itself is a little too... actually good?
Like I think my brand is choosing a really stupid unsuspecting topic and then uncovering a crazy am...
2024-06-25 21:32:43 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, I’m editing the big SB video every day. I’ll be able to say the official amount of new content soon, but it’s looking like it’ll be over an hour and a half of just new stuff alone. I really overdid it!
Still got a LOT of work to do on this vid so it probably won’t be out for several months. In the meantime Im considering posting some “mini investigation” type content on other topics.
These would probably be shorter ~5-10 minute long videos talking about st...
2024-05-28 17:04:34 +0000 UTC View Post