We're holding our breath (LITERALLY) in a riveting first time watch of Don't Breathe (2016) starring the iconic Jane Levy and a petty pumpkin favorite, Dylan Minnette! We should have worn heart-rate monitors because this sh!t was INTENSE! 🫢🫢
2023-11-22 04:05:57 +0000 UTC View Post
We watched 28 Days Later for the first time! A viral outbreak leaves the world in a rage and if the rage is being in love with Cillian Murph
We watched 28 Days Later for the first time! A viral outbreak leaves the world in a rage and if the rage is being in love with Cillian Murphy, then baby we've got it too!
2023-11-19 16:27:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins,
we just wanted to give y'all an update for the rest of our November videos! Fellow Travelers was not on our list of shows to react to this month but we were bombarded with requests to watch the show and since it airs weekly, we used this week to get caught up so we could react live each week. Hopefully you are enjoying those videos as the show is utterly amazing. It's a great less...
2023-11-18 16:30:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Fellow Travelers episode 4 is lit with holiday spirit. From lie detector tests, to salacious scandals with photographic evidence, and pretty little packages with pretend meanings, the heat is on and nuts are roasting over an open fire. 🌰🌰🔥
2023-11-18 15:49:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Episode 3 of Fellow Travelers is a hit straight to the heart, giving the phrase "cruising for a bruising" a whole new meaning. Things get rough for Hawk and Tim as their romantic getaway is overshadowed by Hawk's ulterior motives.
2023-11-16 17:47:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are heating up, but the Fellow Travelers’ world comes crashing down as lies, betrayal and deceit infiltrate their every move. The state department is investigating, but nothing can dull the sparks flying between Hawk and Tim. 🔥🫢
2023-11-14 16:26:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'all asked us to react to the gayest show on television and we were not ready for the emotional baggage Fellow Travelers is lugging around, but we're queer for it! It's sexy, sassy and a little bit nasty- click play and get gay, baby! 🏳️🌈🥵👞
2023-11-12 15:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Petty Pumpkins!! Just wanted to take a minute to wish the funniest pumpkin we know a happy birthday!! We love you Chey! Hope you have the most wonderful and magical day! 🎃🤗🎉
2023-11-12 13:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Chucky's back and when you see his bride, you better hide! Bride of Chucky celebrated it's 25th anniversary this year and we're honoring Chucky and Tiffany's eternal love with a commentary on everything nail guns, charbroiled doll bodies, and the best movie makeover of all time. 🖤👰🏼🔪
2023-11-10 20:25:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The vamps are on the prowl and we couldn’t resist taking a juicy bite with a first-time watch of this sexy drama! It’s giving high camp, nails, AND Kiki Dunst in a wig stealing every scene she’s in—not just a want but a need! 🩸🧛🏻♂️
2023-11-08 21:04:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh snap! Y'all voted for us to watch the iconic cult classic Ginger Snaps and we were not ready for the drama, the trauma, and teenage lycanthropy this movie is giving. Grab the monkshood and tease that hair- we're headed straight to the she-wolf's lair. 🌕🐺🩸
2023-11-07 14:06:18 +0000 UTC View PostHello cutiesssss here's your $10 tier poll! Happy voting and Happy Christmas 1st!
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2023-11-01 03:25:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello Pumpkins! It's time to vote for the $5 tier reaction for November! So excited to see what y'all pick--you haven't let us down yet!!!
Poll is open until Friday, Nov 3 at 7pm central!
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2023-11-01 03:08:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Jigsaw has officially returned to cinema and he’s more Xposed, Xtreme and Xasperated than ever! It’s our first-time watching as John Kramer is filling in gaps, breaking leg flaps and bringing out the most brutal traps. It’s Saw X!!!!
2023-10-31 19:12:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween to our favorite Pumpkins!!! We love and appreciate y'all so much for sticking with us this spooky szn!! 🧡✨ It's been a blast and there is still so much holiday content to come!
Our Saw X full-length video will be dropping here on Patreon once it finally uploads so be on the lookout for that. Otherwise hope everyone has the pettiest Halloween!!!! Stay spooky!
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2023-10-31 15:48:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Will the real Corey Cunning-stans please stand up! Halloween Ends, but our thirst for Corey Cunningham is only beginning. This movie is serving all treats, while being the sexiest Halloween movie ever? It's Laurie vs. Michael for old times sake. 🎃🔪
2023-10-30 21:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
She thought she was rid of that pesky haunted mask, but R.L. Stine brought our favorite suburban legend, Carly Beth back for more screams. The Masks are even more haunted in this epic sequel to the best spooky story ever written. The Haunted Mask II is a lesson in legacy, trauma and teenage rage. It's scary sunday, so settle down and let the nightmares begin. 💚🕷️👴🏻🍬🎃🕸️
(This was originally slated to be a flash back friday, but as you know we're ...
2023-10-29 21:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Pack your bags! It's time for Five Nights at Freddy's! We know absolutely nothing about Freddy or what he's doing at night, but we do know Josh Hutcherson deserves our full attention - so we're seated. 🥵👀
2023-10-28 20:40:49 +0000 UTC View Post
After decades of haunting Haddonfield, Michael Myers has emerged from the flames with one goal in mind: SLAY! We're rewatching the wildly wicked Halloween Kills and witnessing first-hand JUST how much of a Petty Pumpkin Michael can be! 🎃🔪
2023-10-28 03:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The mid-season finale has come and gone, but our fondness for Chucky is still growing strong. Our favorite little red head has entered his elder era and his reign of terror is turning...geriatric? Chucky's serving Silver Fox and we're LIVING, even if he wishes we weren't! 👴🏼🪦
2023-10-26 19:24:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We watched SAW II (2005) without covering our eyes and we might not have completely succeeded 🙃 It's the sequel that left us squealing from all the squelching and squishing and screaming and syringes. Dooooon't say I didn't, say I didn't warn yaaaaaaah!
2023-10-25 17:28:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey sweeties!!!! Just wanted to go ahead and announce to y'all that Beetlejuice will be the October commentary! It's one of our all-time favs and with the new one coming out next year, this felt like the perfect time to go ahead and give it the space it deserves on this Patreon! Winona DESERVES!
We'll have it to y'all by this weekend at the very latest 🤗 As always we appreciate you so much and hope you're all excited for BEETLEJUICE!
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2023-10-24 22:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Petty Pumpkins!!
Thank y'all so much for your patience with us while we tried to figure out this new editing software last week--behind the scenes it was a liiiiittle rough but we've finally figured it all out and can continue on with our normally scheduled programming! Please enjoy our reaction to the deliciously wild Trick 'r Treat and hope everyone enjoys this last week of October!
Stay spooky!
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2023-10-24 18:14:45 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re fully in the swing of Halloween season and no better way to celebrate than watching the Strode women slay and sashay their way through Haddonfield…while Michael ~tries~ to keep up! It’s Strode season, sweetie—we’re just lucky to be here! 🎃🔪🩸🖤
2023-10-23 23:23:20 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back with another reaction on this spooky Flashback Friday and we're flashing all the way back to the beginning of Hayden Christensen's career! Before he was in Star Wars he was AT war with Slappy in a story that's sure to turn heads. 💚
2023-10-20 17:36:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Jennifer's back and her body's on trial. Tiffany takes the stand- is she guilty? or is she SERVING! Also, Chucky gets handsy with Andy while searching for six souls to sacrifice, 103 people may be dead, but we're LIVING for the dolls! 🎃🔪
2023-10-19 17:22:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey pumpkins!!
Just wanted to check in with y'all real quick! We switched editing softwares and have spent a few days making sure we had it all figured out so that's why the Trick 'r Treat reaction has been a bit delayed. We promise we'll get it to you this week AND in a new format that we think everyone will like! Thanks for understanding and we appreciate y'all alway!
Love,
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2023-10-15 23:09:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again it’s Flashback Friday and we’re using it to celebrate our truest love—pumpkins! This iconic episode is giving 90s nostalgia galore as the cattiest little Goosebumps kids are trick or treating their way into the most evil Halloween scheme, one pumpkin at a time 🎃🍬
2023-10-13 18:25:21 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s an extra special Friday the 13th this year and we’re heading back to Camp Crystal Lake to celebrate! It’s time for a first-time watch of Friday the 13th Part III and all the biker gangs in the world couldn’t stop us from going and getting our Camp Crystal Cake! ❤️🪓🩸
2023-10-13 14:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Chucky’s in the Oval Office and the White House has never been redder! Blood is shedding, Charles Lee is beheading and Don Mancini is not letting…us breathe 😭
2023-10-12 17:08:53 +0000 UTC View Post