"Stop squirming, little man. I need to focus. You're merely my stress ball now, so act like it."
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This week has been quite eventful, in regards to my personal life. I've started the process of maybe, perhaps, changing jobs (I am not sure they have the exact position for my profile....it's complicated), and honestly, it would be a daytime dream job for me, so I am quite eager to see how it will pan out. Of course, it would mean my daily schedule would c...
2025-02-14 15:33:22 +0000 UTC
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Recently, I've been suggested to add a Lift & Carry scene to one of my games, and I figured 'why the hell not'. I also think the tall and strong Rin from my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!! would be the perfect character for it.
But, alas, since Lift & Carry stuff isn't exactly my cup of tea, I am having trouble deciding on what position I should use for such a scene. I mean, I think I get the appeal, so I believe I can write a good scene out of ...
2025-02-06 18:45:40 +0000 UTC
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"That was frickin' AWESOME! We should totally do this again!"
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There it finally is, the new version of my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!!, build 0.4.6!
This build presents you with an incomplete Episode 6, meaning that it lacks a proper ending, and that a critical choice has two options missing (those missing choices will eventually lead to their own CG scenes, which have yet to be commissioned).
Still, what is ...
2025-02-04 16:45:04 +0000 UTC
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The headline reads : Local Young Woman Literally Too Angry To Die
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Quick update here to tell you not to despair, the new build for Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!! is coming along. I really only need one or two days to finalize things.
I apologize for this delay. My personal life has been quite full these past few days. I'm slowly closing in on getting my dream day job in a fulltime capacity, and it has taken a lot of...
2025-02-02 20:05:51 +0000 UTC
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"Come on, hold still. My sit ups are gonna be ineffective if you don't offer good stability. It's in your best interests anyway : a happy Junko is a grateful Junko, you know what I mean?"
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Early this morning, I received my commission from artist Chayon, for the next CG scene in my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!! and it is looking spectacular, as usual.
According to our initial terms, I was expecting this delivery...
2025-01-24 16:50:29 +0000 UTC
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"While Yumi and Rin were still arguing about just how easily I can be duped, a girl came out of the burger joint. She looked downright angry, like a firecracker about to explode."
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Quick update just to let you know that I've seen progress in almost every project this week.
First of all, artist Chayon showed me the preliminary linework for Junko's upcoming first CG scene in my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!!, and pred...
2025-01-17 22:19:20 +0000 UTC
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"A'ight, a'ight, I'll join ya for that group pic. Just don't post that crap on social media. Ya know they keep all those images to train facial recognition software, right? Don't come asking for my help when the tyrannical state come knockin' at your door caus' they recognized you from a CCTV video, I warned ya."
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I've spent the best part of the week preparing two things : the next CG scene for the Bodyguard Girl Remake, and r...
2025-01-12 16:57:26 +0000 UTC
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The worst-kept secret is now out. My new game, The Bodyguard Girl Is Too Strong Deluxe, is now available to play, in the form of early build 0.0.1!
Remade from the ground up on the beloved Ren'Py visual novel engine, the original Peach Punch classic evolves and becomes the fully immersive erotic spy thriller it was always meant to be!
Please see this build as a proof-of-concept more than anything (it is called Build 0.0.1 after all, this is very, very ear...
2025-01-06 19:24:36 +0000 UTC
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"What are you doing up so early, shorty? Come back to bed right now."
"Yeah, come back! Hannah oughta cripple you for good so you stay in bed forever..."
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Happy New Year everyone! I hope the holidays went well in your part of the world, and that you've had good times with good people. I know not everyone is lucky enough to wake up next to two buff bunny girls, but this is the life I wish we all could have in 2025!
2025-01-04 21:15:58 +0000 UTC
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"Of all the spies at your agency, they had to send the tiniest, most insignificant one. An interesting choice."
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After two weeks of being left in the dark about my latest commission, I finally received some finished art yesterday evening. I insisted that the artist did not overwork during the holidays, but it seems like this is what happened. I kinda feel bad, but them's the breaks, as they say.
Still, I now have my art for a first CG scene for m...
2024-12-31 14:18:23 +0000 UTC
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-"Come on, you grumpy punk, just take the gift! It's something Rin and I really think you'll enjoy!"
-"Nuh-huh. I refuse to participate in the gross celebration of capitalism that is Christmas. It's originally a pagan holiday, anyway, and..."
-"Ara! You girls lack discipline. Now hurry up, I have more gifts coming your way."
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This year, Christmas Eve is taking place at the Nagamori manor, and the girls are hav...
2024-12-23 15:16:03 +0000 UTC
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Let's pull back the curtain on the mysteries of visual novel game production and take a look at some reference material!
I thought you might be interested in seeing what exactly I sent to artist Chayon to assist them in creating the next CG scene for my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!!
I have done a post about my process, like, years ago, so I suppose some of you might see this sneak peek at my pre-production work for the first time.
I usually cre...
2024-12-20 16:48:45 +0000 UTC
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"Our agents went through a lot of trouble to get that picture. It's the only one we managed to produce of our target's new bodyguard. We still do not have enough information about her, and she considered extremely dangerous."
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It's been an interesting week for production so far. I'm currently working on a new version of a Peach Punch classic (the identity of which this post is practically giving away) and let me tell you : this time, I'm making a GAME game. Lik...
2024-12-20 16:31:52 +0000 UTC
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« What’s up with all that staring? Don’t you go infringing on my bodily autonomy, cause I got all I need to enforce it, you hear? »
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Sorry for the radio silence this past week, but really, nothing of importance was happening. On that note, let me know if you’d rather have an empty weekly update post instead of me skipping the week entirely. Perhaps you think I gave up on Peach Punch if I skip a week? If it makes you nervous and you’d rather...
2024-12-14 18:20:22 +0000 UTC
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My apologies for such a late delivery! But finally, it is here, the full version of the new H scene in The Bodyguard Girl Is Too Strong 2!
This full scene allows you to admire Vivian's body up close and personal. It contains art you haven't seen before, EVEN if you already played Build 0.4.3! You'll be given the choice to worship :
*Please read this update carefully, you might want to wait a few more days to play this new build*
Here it is, new build 0.4.3 of The Bodyguard Girl Is Too Strong 2. I'll admit I rushed it a little, in order to make it fit inside the month of November.
The build contains a new incomplete H scene starring Jester and Vivian. She'll make our poor little family man worship her body, testing his faithfulness to his wife.
What's her...
2024-11-29 02:52:14 +0000 UTC
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"Dude, I'm bored. Do something, I don't know. Entertain me like I'm a Queen and you're a jester, or something."
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Things aren't looking great so far for this month, I'll be perfectly honest. I'm still waiting on either of my three current commissions, with no news on any front. They all should be delivered before the end of the month, but a late delivery delays my own work, so I might end up having to crunch next week in order to have something to show ...
2024-11-22 15:09:38 +0000 UTC
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Word on the street is that the legendary punk girl is back in town. You know what they say about her : never cross her, because you might not come back alive from the encounter...
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Since I FINALLY talked about the new girl of my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!! in this week's Heavyweight-tier exclusive poll, it feels only fair that I tease everybody equally about her.
Meet Junko, the opiniated, foul-mouthed, punk-...
2024-11-15 16:49:30 +0000 UTC
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This is the poll you might have been waiting for!
I believe this is the first time I've done a poll about my slice-of-life game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!! I have been quite protective of the game and its production, because I have a very clear vision for the story, but I figure it's high time I asked your opinion on some of its content.
Without revealing...
2024-11-12 15:46:34 +0000 UTC
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It is imminent and unavoidable. I am about to get my hands on the two current commissions I've been waiting on : the new Vivian CG for The Bodyguard Girl 2, and the new character sprite for Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!!
Both works are expected to drop next week, and should considerably accelerate my own output. I work well under the right stimuli, and seeing the CGs completed is a major factor in motivating me to write the scenes...
2024-11-09 15:28:14 +0000 UTC
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So, I was trying to come up with this new character idea : Nuriko, the failed Olympics gymnast who got shuffled into the swim team against her will and is NOT taking the change well. She wants to vent about it to her poor coach, and perhaps even take revenge on him.
I was trying to create a chat bot with this character but I've found myself being dissatisfied with CharacterAI's censoring and CrushOn's subpar free chat AI. So I am looking for suggestions, and I remember that a few of you...
2024-11-03 18:47:21 +0000 UTC
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I noticed that the same video AI service I discovered last month had an update where you could create video based on images, so I tried making an anime version of Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!!
I don't think it works well at all, and this might be the end of my exploration of video AI generation, but I thought you'd get a small kick out of the results I got.
Some sequences work better than others, and most of them simply look too rotoscoped for my liking. ...
2024-10-31 16:06:46 +0000 UTC
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This is just a nothing-post to celebrate Halloween, my favorite day of the year!
Rin decided to go with the witch costume, which barely fits her btw, while Yumi went with the cool ninja outfit that she modified to let it breathe a little more.
If they knock on your door, make sure to give them all the candy these lovely ladies deserve.
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I initially wanted to go with the fantasy angle with both characters, inspired by my idea that one day I could do an episode of
2024-10-31 15:50:48 +0000 UTC
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"So, are you satisfied with the 'benefits' portion of our FWB deal?"
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As promised, here is the new build of Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!!, which is basically a completed version of the previously-delivered Episode 05.
This new version now includes every dialog choice options fully written, which means you can call Rin instead of Yumi to discuss the protagonist's emotional turmoil. That choice comes with unintended conseq...
2024-10-29 17:35:51 +0000 UTC
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"I want you to clear that table, take off your clothes and lay down there on your back. Can my little toy follow these simple instructions?"
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I've been hard at work, writing this new scene starring Rin. She invites you over to her house and ends up giving you clear instructions. All in the name of releasing some of the tension accumulated after a long day of work at the family's business.
The H scene itself is going to be pretty interesting, but ...
2024-10-25 20:38:32 +0000 UTC
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Since I'm all but giving up on the idea of this year's secret game, I figured I would share with you the idea I had for it. Perhaps if the concept really gets all of you riled up, I might consider pursuing the project to completion, but as of right now, I'm honestly kinda checked out of it.
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The Muscle Babe Customer Is Always Right is a short story about a sales clerk in a high-end posh clothing boutique who has to assist a bratty, haughty and ove...
2024-10-18 14:29:16 +0000 UTC
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If you've been around a long time, you've probably gotten the (correct) impression that I am an enthusiastic person, easily getting excited with the next new shiny thing and openly letting myself get carried away just for the rush it provides.
Indeed, very excited I was earlier this week when I told you about my four concurrent commissions. Unfortunately, some bad news came in.
The artist I commissioned for the secret game did indeed deliver their first order, but desisted from th...
2024-10-18 14:03:45 +0000 UTC
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“Yo dweeb, didja see the new pic of me that Rin took? I was thinkin’ of using it as my profile pic on Lane, think I’ll get more guys hittin’ up my DMs with it? 😹😹😹 jk jk nerd, this one’s just for ya! 😽”
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Compared to what little news I had for you guys four days ago, today my cup runneth over!
As of right now, I have four (yes, count ‘em, FOUR) concurrent commissions being worked on for me.
Am I going insane? Perhaps!
Did I get scared...
2024-10-15 17:27:44 +0000 UTC
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"Take a seat. I mean, on the floor, right there in front of me."
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This update is going to be a short one. Not a lot to talk about right now.
I've been exchanging back and forth with artist Chayon about my current commission for my game Don't Flex On Me Yumi-Chan!!! and I should receive a finalized version of the next H Scene illustration tomorrow.
As I explained before, it stars Rin in a scene I've been wanting to do for ages : not only is ...
2024-10-12 13:52:55 +0000 UTC
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Here is an updated version of the earlier build I shared at the beginning of last month. It contains fixes for the following two issues :
And that's pretty much it. Nothing else right now, but I'm gonna sleep easy knowing these issues are fixed in the latest availab...
2024-10-06 15:54:55 +0000 UTC
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