It's our animated podcast! This week on the Dogg Zzone Episode 186, Dennard Dayle joins us to discuss Herculoids - the 1960s cartoon about bird men fucking around and finding out.
2024-07-31 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby sternly says "Zok" into the sky, instantly alerting Brockway and guest, Dennard Dayle, that it's still Herculoids time!
2024-07-31 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby shoots meteors into the sky in the shape of a hot dog, summoning Brockway and guest, Dennard Dayle, to discuss Herculoids - the 1960s cartoon about a drunk family and their four godzillas.
2024-07-31 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What if Batman was a ninja?
Apologies. Some of you threw a fastball, and repair prices on a cracked screen sting. But great stories...
2024-07-30 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
When I think about who I want life advice from, The Real Housewives are not the first D-list celebrities to come to mind. I think of a stint on The Real Housewives as something that ends at best in prison for tax evasion and at worst in an off-Broadway cabaret show. However, some of the show's ten million-plus fans apparently wanted to know "their top-secret tips on shopp...
2024-07-29 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 5 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Clay County. No complete breakfast was harmed in the making of this episode... unless it was missing Golden Delicious apples, packed with the hearty apple ...
2024-07-29 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou've heard the podcast, you've seen the show, now wear the shirt!
It is 100% guaranteed protection from all bigfoot maulings. If you are mauled by a bigfoot while wearing this shirt please provide indisputable scientific evidence and we'll give you your money back!
2024-07-29 11:58:01 +0000 UTC
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The Hot Dog Store has themed meats for every day of the week!
Get the Hot Dog Days shirt with art by Rusty Shackles, or something else! We are not your dad, not until you feel comfortable calling us that, sport.
2024-07-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: Hi, I'm Seanbaby, professional game designer.
Brockway: I’m Robert Brockway. I live at my house.
Seanbaby: The game I designed this Teamworking Day, professionally, is called Rad n' Roll Lookalike War Cards. Using the latest headshots from two different British celebrity ...
2024-07-26 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
So i realize i been thinking that most of you know me but that might not be the case, apparently we got enough new Hotdog Neighbors they did mascot week even, so let me introduce myself again: Hello i’m sissyneck, i used to just write in the comments but then they invited me to write these articles too. So: i...
2024-07-25 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
In the 1980s, Alien ripoffs were a genre in their own right. The Italians, having honed their budget genre chops with westerns, cranked out flicks like Contamination and Alien 2: On Earth, the latter being an extremely unofficial sequel to Alien made before 20th Century Fox could register the trademark. The Japanese, protected by loose copyrigh...
2024-07-24 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostWe have an animated podcast, because watching is the new listening. This week it's Defector's Dan McQuade, and an insane sci-fi action flick about dog aliens from the 1988 Cleveland Browns: D.T. in Dawg Territory.
2024-07-24 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Dan McQuade has been magicked away to a barren land of ghosts and regrets, so Brockway summons Seanbaby and Jamie Kelly to play Dreams of the Witch!
2024-07-24 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway drafts Seanbaby and Defector's Dan McQuade to discuss D.T. in Dawg Territory, the bizarre children's sci-fi action movie created by, starring, and for the 1988 Cleveland Browns. It's about dog aliens, and the Cleveland Br...
2024-07-24 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The Power Rangers find Jesus. Are you in or in twice?
Fuck allegory. There’s no Santa, inbred Elvis, or heads in jars. This team follows the original, whip-cracking, whip-taking, reason-erasing Jesus. Without those weird red letters.
2024-07-23 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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We need to talk about Superhorse's love life. The writers of Superman were very concerned about Superhorse getting laid. "How can he be both a superhero and a horse and not have a girlfriend?" They seemed to think. This horse is too dope not to get smooches.
So, to understand Superhorse's p...
2024-07-22 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
"Sex is a great form of exercise," you might say if you were a weirdo talking to a stranger on a treadmill. But would you be prepared if they replied, "you make a great point," and slapped off their underpants? Is there some kind of sex fitness system you can train in? A fucking program that is technically exercise? Picture it. Are you inside a person doing squats? Are you facing opposite direc...
2024-07-19 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we actually have something of an embarrassing emergency here involving a Chinese Finger Trap. If any of you are doctors and are NOT narcs, hit us up.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
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2024-07-18 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
When I was but a lad, knee-high to a very tall man’s knees (average child-height, you might say), my Papa finally took the whiskey bottle out of his mouth long enough to teach me something I’m still glad to know. For the sake of the family honor, I should add that he didn’t have a drinking problem, just a debilitating fear of cups. Tap water dribbled down his stupid, sober chin as his lip...
2024-07-17 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWe have an animated podcast! Watch it with your eyeballs, the ears of the frontface. This week it's Marvel by the Month's Bryan Stratton talking Captain Al Cohol, the drunkest comic in history!
2024-07-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby tasks Brockway and guest, Bryan Stratton, with hunting the most hunks. An easy task made impossible by the words of Don Diebel, romance saboteur and amateur grave salesman.
2024-07-17 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby foolishly thaws Brockway and guest, Bryan Stratton, who immediately go on a drunken rampage. Just like in Captain Al Cohol, the 1973 public service comic book about the dangers of Inuit alcoholism that accidentally inv...
2024-07-17 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Hot Dog Store is finally back! You can wear clothes again, the best way: Shirt only. Clad yourself in meat and learn what freedom is!
2024-07-16 16:38:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Strap in.
Yeah. Porn’s fun, but gives me too much agency. And the eyes have too much life—even the animated ones. Can someone save me f...
2024-07-16 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Dollhouse culture has really taken a turn recently. Dollhouses were always for either ordinary little girls or adult serial killers, but lately, one group is far outpacing the other in their dollhouse furniture manufacturing and purchasing. If you Google "dollhouse organ," the internet won’t respond, “Lol, nope!” Your cursed search will return, “You want a Phantom Of The Opera-...
2024-07-15 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 4 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Lincoln County. Some corn was harmed in the making of this episode (but not a lot).
2024-07-15 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1993, the goddamned John Byrne thought he could write an entire joke book about something called "video games." The goddamned John Byrne was wrong.
I'm not sure what you'd expect from the title Mirthful Kombat. Jokes about Mortal Kombat, I'd imagine. But no, this includes no jok...
2024-07-12 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Sylvester Stallone made a branded luxury snake/sword/skull “Chaos” pen. Somehow that fact is less embarrassing than the pen’s trailer.
You should really watch the pen's trailer.
After you clicked “play”, you...
2024-07-11 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my favorite kinds of fiction is the world where everyone only cares about one specific thing. In Road House, bouncers are celebrities known across the land. In the universe of Duets, all that matters is how good you are at karaoke. And in Foreskin Man, the entire population is locked in an endless war over the practice of circumcision.
2024-07-10 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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We have an animated podcast! It's the same as the audio podcast, but also for eyes! Treat them to this conservative academic discussion between us and Tom Reimann regarding the insane children's dog adventure movie Bingo!