TV’s last good idea is Kasso, a slick obstacle challenge. It mixes pro skaters, artful courses, and a humanizing attitude.
Good for them. Decent people need distractions too. For the rest of us, Unbeatable Banzuke’s “Skeboarder” challenge ...
2024-05-21 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
As we all know, the one problem with being a dark magic wielder is having to haul around a bulky grimoire full of spells. Sure, we could memorize them, but if we were good at memorizing things, we probably would have become a computer programmer and not a dark wizard. Ah ha, but what if we did both? Someone out there was smart enough to code an iPhone app and also dark wizardly enough to make i...
2024-05-20 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 20 of Mountain Monsters: Grassman's Revengeance, Part 2. Wild Bill's precious hillbilly butthole was incinerated in the making of this episode.
2024-05-20 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
A month ago I found a karate and ancient bird author named Eddie Vuittonet who lives on Vuittonet road on Vuittonet Ranch where he sells graphic design, rabbit meat, marketing, bicycles, and notary serv...
2024-05-17 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Night Watch a.k.a. Detonator II is the most bizarre movie in James Bond-Adjacent history. It is also a 1995 TV movie, starring Pierce Brosnan. Starring THIS Pierce Brosnan:
Look at that hair. Look at that mustache. You’re welcome. We’re ...
2024-05-16 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
If there’s one thing kids loved in the '90s, it was growing up in a country that still had some semblance of a social contract in place. If there was a second thing they loved, it was dinosaurs. A lot of people ask me, Merritt, what were the '90s like? Well, it was basically like today except the dream job for kids was paleontologist instead of Tik Tok NPC streamer, everything was constantly ...
2024-05-15 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
In the bonus episode for the Wolf Child trilogy, Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are... holy shit, they're doing it again! There was a FOURTH self-plagiarized wolf-child episode! This time with a Price is Right model in blackface!
2024-05-15 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss Thunder in Paradise, the show about Hulk Hogan and a talking speedboat. Let's see how a single TV episode's plot change...
2024-05-15 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you believe? Not in jokes like heaven or love. Don’t say yourself, democracy, or the human spirit. I need believers in T.J. Watson Sr., blessed president of IBM, and the miracles he lets us waste.
Preferably believers with perfect pitch.
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2024-05-14 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 2024, and we have no gods but Costco. Luckily, Costco was prepared for this eventuality. Did you know that every single month since 1987, Costco has published Costco Connection, a magazine for Costco Members full of normal advice about how humans do things? Paul McCartney, Dolly Parton, and a glass of milk have all graced the cover of this chaotic informational tome.
2024-05-13 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Imagine it's 1983 and the person you're calling isn't home. Now add torture. Oh no, you've chosen the form of No Hang-Ups, a HUMOR book by John Carfi and Cliff Carle. This is your fault.
You get it! It's "FUNNY ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES". Or maybe you don't. In 1983, voicemail was...
2024-05-10 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we do some cute thing, some little joke that makes you smile a bit but doesn’t overshadow the rest of Appreciation Day. You get it. We’re in a hurry today.
You guys rule, but we have to prove it QUICK. There is so much to get to.
First let’s check in on ...
2024-05-09 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
When an uninitiated is asked to define “Word Chewing,” one most commonly encounters a scatterplot of similar guesses: Is it a sex maneuver? Is it how they’re trying to teach Gen Alpha to read? Is it the original Swedish version of Number Munchers? Dear god, Father Author! Tell us! Tell us! they scream, dumb terror in their piggy little eyes and slackened jaws as they read their p...
2024-05-08 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway invites Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, to play his excellent new game which will live forever: Manimal, Wizard, Hulk Hogan Speedboat!
2024-05-08 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway thought the Manimal podcast with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, was such a good idea, they're doing it all again with one slight change: It's about The Wizard now, a show about a little person toy genius for the government! That used...
2024-05-08 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Comics: where you can do anything, including nothing. What do the gods have for us today? I hope they’re cool about the constant insults.
Ah.
2024-05-07 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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It's been a while since we've discussed the deeply disturbing history of sports mascots. We've covered the cursed lore of the Chicago White Sox mascot before, but little did we know all mascot lore is that magical mix of tragic, hilarious, and oops, uh oh, it's tragic again. For instance, the man...
2024-05-06 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 20 of Mountain Monsters: Grassman's Revengeance, Part 1. You read that right - Mountain Monsters is doing a two-part season finale, there was too much story for one mere episode!
The entire fo...
2024-05-06 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
People find love in all kinds of places. Like The Vietnam War, and others. Let's focus on that first one.
Captured By Love (2023) is exactly what it says it is– a collection of love stories from twenty Vietnamese prison camp survivors. "Am I on the right website? That sounds...
2024-05-03 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
In the annals of Canadian children’s television, Today’s Special is up there with Polka Dot Door and You Can’t Do That On Television. While it hasn’t yet received an analog horror take on its premise like The Elephant Show (look up the theme song), it remains a beloved touchstone amongst Canadian millennials. When star Nerene Virgin died earlier this ...
2024-05-02 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
If I told you there’s a story that involves the World Trade Center and hijacking an airplane, what would you think of first? A major historical event that drove America into an age of depression and impotent anger? What if I told you there was another story that had those elements? One about hijacking a plane, going to the twin towers, and crashing a space shuttle into Disney Wo...
2024-05-01 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby meets the sinister businessman, Brockway, and lost little wolfgirl Merritt K for a podcast about Manimal - the 1980s TV show about a manimal. You get it.
2024-05-01 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby challenges Brockway and guest, Merritt K, to a romantic little game of Tidbit Yahtzee. If you need a partner to play along, try looking for other people!
2024-05-01 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
FreedomLand has 1.9 million prisoners at press time. More when you read this. Decriminalize what you want: where there’s a sweatshop there’s a way.
One of them is animator IllWillPress/JiM/Prisoner 247681-Z. He’s committed no crime, save the fame hunt that infests everyone alive. Yet Foamy the Squirrel’s still yelling at the screen, and that prison’s as real as ...
2024-04-30 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the most important tenets of modern Christianity is spreading the word of Christ's teaching by whatever methods necessary, and for some people, the best way to spread that word is by having a great ass. How can you get an ass that witnesses for Christ simply by existing while avoiding the sins of yoga? You could, perhaps, try another form of exercise, but what? Crossfit, with all that gr...
2024-04-29 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway: There was something magical about the back pages of old comic books, where you could buy several superpowers, a feral monkey, or WOW! A REAL WORKING SUBMARINE! Somehow we lost our way and started demanding accountability from our child grifters, and a little of the magical insanity that made life worth living just faded away. Double R...
2024-04-26 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes today i would like to bare my testimony that i am thankful for brothers because who else is gonna send you stuff like this-
I realize now sayin it out loud that some of you might not have the family...
2024-04-25 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
A bunch of apes scrabbling in the dirt slowly coalesce around a silver disc of unthinkable size. The laserlight reflecting from its aluminum flank sears into each of their minds the sense of striving, the question that will lead their people on to a new state of being and tier of their evolution, agitating like the sand that forms the pearl: what if a movie had to be flipped in th...
2024-04-24 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby baits Brockway and guest Tom Reimann into another game of OK Sorcery - the only bonus podcast game that's still not a trap!
2024-04-24 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby invites Brockway and Tom Reimann back to discuss a movie they thought they actually loved as children: Short Circuit 2. They fucked up. They fucked up!
2024-04-24 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post