The TV adaptation of Twisted Metal is a silly take on what would happen if the exploding vehicle apocalypse ended the world in the mid '90s. It's how a coward would adapt Twisted Metal. The original Twisted Metal games were about a business wizard, Calypso, who granted one very monkey-pawed wish to the last survivor of an anything-goes car fight. Every character had t...
2023-09-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we are each the sole beneficiary of the other’s will. This comedy website was always going to end in a murder mystery!
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, whe...
2023-09-28 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby has a question for Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg: Are you as Pac-Man as Taylor Hicks? "What the fuck does that mean?" Some of you are saying. "I hate you for asking this," others are saying. "No really, what the fuck could that possibly mean?" Still others say.
2023-09-27 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Podcasting Day! And this week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we are joined by our own Lydia Bugg to discuss something you should never find further information on: Malibu Comics. We all read Hardcase. It's the story of a reluctant superhero, but not reluctant because of morals or ethics. He's just a coward who doesn't know how to fight and also has a busy schedule getting bullied as a wealthy mov...
2023-09-27 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t worry, Bunnykill isn’t some artless lunatic drawing rabbit murder on the asylum walls. It’s an inspired lunatic animating rabbit murder. That line separates The Matrix’s lobby from a national tragedy. And justifies Newgrounds.
If that rings a bell, I’m sor...
2023-09-26 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, I think about writing a book, but I’m just not sure I have enough pizzazz. My work is flat, utterly unzazzy. Luckily, one of the authors of The Romance Writers’ Phrase Book birthed into the world a sequel to her debut that I hope will teach me how to mak...
2023-09-25 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2018, writer/director S. Craig Zahler released a movie called Dragged Across Concrete. You might know him as the guy who made Bone Tomahawk which you might know as the movie where savage natives hack a naked man in half in front of Kurt Russell. He also wrote a movie about nazi puppets. The point is, he’s a man of subtle, artful presentation and he, probably by a...
2023-09-22 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone wanted in on that sweet Power Rangers heat in the ’90s. And while Saban Entertainment cranked out their share of shows based on Japanese tokusatsu to capitalize on the craze for spandex-clad warriors battling bug-eyed monsters like VR Troopers, Masked Rider, and the horrifying Big Bad Beetleborgs, they weren’t the only ones with their eyes on the...
2023-09-21 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway has a game of deduction, intuition, and piss: It's WikiWhy with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K!
Once, in days long past, Seanbaby and Brockway along with their guest, horror author and mega-skeeter Merritt K, made a vow: To discuss 2023-09-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
American Romance is a breakthrough in dork studies.
A genuine game-changer. It’s delicate information, but the public deserves to know. And this time, we can use fresh knowledge for good. It can be pure joy. Let’s skip a round of turning dreams into art-killing robots.
So...
2023-09-19 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Come along with me, hotdog children, to the mystical faraway land of California, where an ancient Chinese practitioner named Paul Dong practices the art of the Empty Force at a magical temple known as the YMCA. He has chosen to share his knowledge with all of us simply because it feeds his soul and also because I gave him five dollars.
2023-09-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Doris Sanford and Graci Evans create illustrated guides to childhood problems, and no one has ever done it worse. They solve abuse with insanity and foster care with racism. 2023-09-15 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hello to you all today we are continuing our hot dog sexual education series in our quest to get more competents and considerate in bed with ourselves and others. I will admit we have had more ups and 2023-09-14 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby would like to apologize for putting Brockway and guest, Rodney Anonymous, into the headspace of a pathetic heavy metal grifter. He does this by putting them in the headspace of a literary kiss criminal.
2023-09-13 12:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on the Dogg Zzone 9000, we welcome the great Rodney Anonymous from The Dead Milkmen for a spectacular musical detective game we can only play this one time. 2023-09-13 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Beetleborgs Christmas episode is art.
I won’t hear otherwise: I traded my sanity and gold for the right to dictate art. Christmas Bells and Phasm’s Spells—hold on.
What’s that?
We all know of the popular game so beloved by nerds that a single card from it can sell for hundreds, or sometimes millions of dollars. Yes, I’m talking about America’s most beloved trading card game, 1992’s Branson On Stage, the only game that allows you to collect and battle the stars of early 90’s Branson, Missouri country music scene. You’ll be shocked to hear...
2023-09-11 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s no gentle way to break this to you. It’s time to:
Make Your Own Sex Toys was written and illustrated by a middle-aged British man in 2007. But before we get into that, let’s slow down here and try something. Knowing only what you know, I want you to really search your soul for your
I’m furious at this book, because its cover is its first and last mention of cats.
It should discuss cats! Look at the title! The title is 9 Cats 9 Lives: Influential People & Their Past Lives: Karma, Reincarnation & You. Wow. A lot going on there. That word salad has some zesty dressing. ...
2023-09-07 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway asks Seanbaby and Merritt K to transcend the limitations of their pitiful human forms and become gods! Using! The power! Of! YouTube affirmations!
2023-09-06 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re joined once again by author, champion skeet-shooter, and new Patreonist Merritt K to talk about the best idea anybody’s ever had: WMAC Masters. A 1990s live-action martial arts tournament series set in Universal Studios Florida, starrin...
2023-09-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In nerd camp, they said “the medium is the message.” That’s from Marshall McLuhan, founder of a chain store. Or media theory, I wasn’t sleeping much. And I didn’t truly get this quote until the Gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU.
This couldn’t be a play, mocked in a movie...
2023-09-05 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, you run across a piece of art that represents the peak of someone’s abilities as a creator. Sometimes, realizing that what you’re seeing is the peak of someone’s abilities as a creator is sad. That’s what I felt when I read an interview with Tom Mason, the creator of the comic boo...
2023-09-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Here at this delightful 1900HOTDOG website, I’ve written two hundred and eighty (280!) articles about maniac cops, horny witches, and diseased grifters. That’s a lot of curses I’ve exposed myself to, so today let’s do something nice. Maybe something better than nice– the Mr. T Game. It’s “an exciting race against time” based on the cartoon where celebrity Mr. T ...
2023-09-01 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, đźŚs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we each wear one diamond earring of a matching set and not where you think.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where the only difference between fine ...
2023-08-31 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby pulls up in a windowless van and tells Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to get in. There's been an emergency, all four of their parents have been in a car accident together! It's more 1980s cartoons PSAs!
2023-08-30 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It sure is a lot of fun to be silly. But in the last 137 episodes of The Dogg Zzone 9000, you saw the dangers of talking to strangers about madness. So when you’re discussing something as truly insane as ’80s cartoon PSAs, it’s important to have a buddy… someone you can trust, like Zak Koonce from the Auralnauts. 2023-08-30 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Tuesdays are mine, forever. Time to celebrate. Summon the wheel.
Wheel! Wheel! Wheel!
Perfect.
McGruff the Crime Dog failed to kill drug culture. But for one shining moment, he killed beats...
2023-08-29 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s 1990; a toy company executive stands in front of a large piece of paper that says “girls?” Rumors abound that selling things to girls can generate money, but what things? They tried hiring the best male consultant on 12-year-old girls money could buy, but his Betty Crocker toy toaster, toy toast included, was a huge flop. They perfectly recreated the experience of waiting for toast, ...
2023-08-28 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post