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Podcasting Day: The Underground Comedy Movie with Abe Epperson 🌭

Seanbaby wanted to invite brilliant filmmaker, writer, and podcaster Abe Epperson from Small Beans on the podc...

Nerding Day: Incarnate 🌭

If you love your kids, consider failing. Superstars’ children put out comics like Incarnate.

2022-10-11 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde

Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde must have been the easiest movie to pitch in Hollywood history. It's a public domain title with name recognition, but we add boobs and make it a zany sex comedy. That's everything a 1990s studio executive could ever dream of!...

Nerding Day: Blips! 🌭

"Pshoooooooo! Pshooooooo! Blam blam! Blamblamblamblam," said the desperate man who agreed to write an entire book of video game jokes while only knowing only two things about them: arcades do the bloop, and Pac-Man does the eat. If this book screamed for hel...

Upsetting Day: S Rob Magic

We all have our problems. I used to take SSRIs until one day I realized I could google “tactical + anything” and turn my mood completely around.

2022-10-06 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener 94 - Romance Coupons with Dennard Dayle

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Podcasting Day: Piledriver with Dennard Dayle 🌭

"Sometimes love, it's like a slow dance. But sometimes love... it sounds like a fight. It sounds like an argument, it sounds just like a piledriver." Are you wondering who said these hauntingly romantic words? Could it have been Emily Brontë? "The ...

Nerding Day: Doom - Hell on Earth, A Novel 🌭

“Hey kids! Doomguy here. We talk a lot about ripping and tearing in this action-packed computer game, but what I really want to rip and tear are your secular prejudices, to make room for the wisdom of the Church of Latter-Day Saints!”

That...

Nerding Day: Archie's Weird Mysteries

A lot of people consider the show Riverdale to be a departure from the popular Archie Comics franchise's typical themes, but I would strongly disagree. The theme of Archie Comics is: look at these horny teenagers, it's hilarious how horny they are. ...

Nerding Day: Mojses by Qumm 🌭

There was once a convention called E3 where everyone involved in video games would crowd around a competitive spectacle of screens, announcements, and bikini girls. But deep in the basement of the LA Convention Center was a magical room called Kentia Hall wh...

Learning Day: Link 🌭

Hello to this gathered congregation of Hot Dog there is an importants to our conversation today,I don’t want to blindside you to much so if you can take a moment to calibrate your emotions towards the somber.  Maybe remember how you felt when you sat ...

Extra Wiener 93 - Frank Dux Fact, Superfact, or DUPERfact with Vanessa Guerrero and Zak Koonce

Bonus audio for patrons. 

Podcasting Day: Bloodsport 2 (The Second One About Bloodsport) with Vanessa Guerrero and Zak Koonce 🌭

It’s finally here, the day you’ve all been waiting for: It’s the Bloodsport podcast! Again! Bloodsport expert Zak Koonce and Bloodsport professor 2022-09-28 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Punching Day: Live Wire

I love reading this website. It feels like our own private li’l “Midnight Society”. But instead of sharing tall tales about Neve Campbell b...

Nerding Day: Charmed's "Twice in a Blue Moon"

It's officially that time of year again: horny witch TV show seasons. On your yearly journey through the valley of sexy witches, don't forget to stop by Charmed's most ridiculous episode, "Twice In A Blue Moon," the one where the charmed ones think ...

Learning Day: The Princess and the Kiss

When it's your life's work to keep people away from sex, you've chosen a path of humiliation and frustration. You're selling a thing no one wants, and your only possible customers already had virginity explained to them by God. But despite it making her look l...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: The Emergence of Sexual Raiden

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard the seats on our tandem bike face each other so we’ll never have to look away.

But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome?...

Extra Wiener 92 - Quote 'Em Up Beatdown with Rusty Shackles

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Podcasting Day: Beat 'Em Up with Rusty Shackles 🌭

In arcades, as in life, whenever you ever see 2 to 4 men punching their way through mohawks, you are guaranteed a good time. It's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, bad dudes, and we welcomed our ve...

Fucking Day: Nash 🌭

Wrestler Kevin Nash is many things: Tall. Diesel. Super-Shredder. Probably not the bad guy from Avatar. Last of the giants from the frozen North? I leave it to wrestling fans to answer these mysteries, because my nerdery is comic books. That means I...

Nerding Day: Adult Only Practical Jokes

You have to respect a marketing team that knows its potential audience. I don't think any team has ever understood who their intended audience was better than the people selling Adult Only Practical Jokes Guaranteed To Make You Giggle. They managed ...

Fucking Day: The Hunk Boat 🌭

Let's talk about the 1995 film THE HUNK BOAT. It's about "five hot frat buddies" sharing a houseboat for a weekend where clothing is not just optional, it's penis! Where the waves aren't the only loose, wet shapes growing mold on a boat! So...

Nerding Day: WikiHow to Act Like Shinji Ikari 🌭

WikiHow is an instructional site started by aliens to bring down humanity from the inside, beginning with our most gullible and least capable. Every how-to is not only incorrect, but escalates stakes in such a way that you are guaranteed to be ruined as a hu...

Extra Wiener 91 - Ape vs. Vampire Book Game with Fryda Wolff

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Podcasting Day: Dog Police with Fryda Wolff 🌭

When I said I wanted to do 2022-09-14 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: Clobberin' Time! The Marvel OverPower Game Guide

Many months ago, I wrote at great length and at great personal expense about Marvel OverPower, the Marvel Super Heroes trading card game ...

Fucking Day: Kissing, The Complete Guide

Kissing! Are you worried you know a teenager who might be considering it? Have I got a book for you! It's a book for horny, embarrassed pre-teens that will give them purposely wrong information and ensure they remain virgins forever. It's a PSYOP by a youth ...

Fucking Day: How to Meet, Date, and Marry Your Filipina Wife

How would you like to turn your average to below-average salary into an age-inappropriate foreign woman? Wait, before you say yes, are you a loner with troublingly specific tastes? Wait, wait, before you say yes, do you consider it reasonable that God built ...

Teamworking Day: Todd McFarlane Presents Spawn

Brockway: We used to think every horror show needed a host welcoming you into his hellish parlor to explain what spooky means before showing you a short film about a doll coming to life. We did that with everything, and for way longer than y...

Extra Wiener 90 - A Dire Book Game with Mark Mahoney

Bonus episode audio for patrons.