I love the many festive holiday comics wherein Santa gets his ass handed to him by a superhero. For some reason, there's nothing comic book writers love more than taking a beloved icon from childhood, giving him a buff monkey sidekick to fight with, and then having Lobo cut his head off. Over the years, com...
2021-12-13 13:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Reflecting Day, a time set aside for the zany antics of contemplation and thanks. Because thank you! You people really did it! We're still here publishing ad-free hilarity! You Patrons helped rebuild Internet comedy after it was turned into acquisition bonuses and Bhutani content farms, and it's the be...
2021-12-10 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Dogg Zzone 9000 Day, and we're excited to have Ex-Heroes and Paradox Bound author, Peter Clines, on the show to 2021-12-08 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-08 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello to you folks, I have learnt of a recent news situation what I think is being mispresented and probably un-understood in important ways and I am of a hope that I can use this Hot-Dog āāMegaphoneāā (a metaphor) to provide a claritizing light in a way that will promote kindness and compassion in ...
2021-12-07 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf youāre from the midwest, you will be familiar with Christmas villages. Theyāre large ceramic buildings all moms love because theyāre cute and all dads hate because theyāre enormous, fragile, and almost impossible to store away the other eleven months. If your marriage can survive the yearly unbox...
2021-12-06 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you didn't read Part I, that's fine. Everyone already knew everything they needed to know about 1,001 Ways to SLOW DOWN and 1,001 Ways to Live WILD from the titles alone. A visitor from a bookless realm would see those and immediately say, "You creatures have allowed the least wise amon...
2021-12-03 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2016 and 2017, a self-proclaimed "master listmaker" capped her long career of adding numbers to the front of stupid things when she completed her magnum opera: two companion books regulating the intensity of the human soul itself. Barbara Ann Kipfer called these masterpieces 1,001 Ways to SLOW DOWN 2021-12-02 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-12-01 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostWell, itās that time of year again, time to celebrate the fact that no one can tell me to shut the fuck up about Christmas anymore! Itās the holiday season! And Iām horny for holidays! You know who else is so, so horny? Santa. Yep, Iām diving right into it.
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In the mid '90s, Nintendo created the Virtual Boy and it's going to sound like I'm making it up if you haven't heard of it. It was mounted on a little tripod at the height least likely to line up with a human face, which is what you put into it to play. It could only display two colors, and one of them is n...
2021-11-26 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Wednesday, a day for hot dogs to use their voices, not their keyboards. But this Wednesday, they also use... their hearts. Their fucking restless ones.
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2021-11-24 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View PostYour immune system is refreshed and COVID-ready for Thanksgiving this year, but what about that other terrible plague of our times? Boomer ignorance has mutated over two years of isolation, as Facebook infected your dumbass relativesā heads with deadly ideas. Today we inoculate you with an inactive versio...
2021-11-23 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostGood news, men! Itās me, 1900HOTDOGās man expert, Lydia āShark Punchesā Bugg. Iāve finally done it. Iāve found a book that makes it ok for both veteran and novice men (which is what I call babies) to do yoga!
Nobody really likes pickup artists. They reduce women to a cranky wad of holes waiting to be tricked into penetration, but what if I told you there's a less likeable version of that? What if I told you I found a book by horny sociopaths who also love Japanese cartoons? What if it's worse than that sounds? 2021-11-19 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Once, long ago, there was a comedy website that only wanted three simple things: to make people laugh, to teach them a few things, and to not get piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. It succeeded in two of those goals, before getting piledriven into the dirt by corporate scavengers. Some of its...
2021-11-18 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to a Very Special Podcasting Day. Today weāre doing something crazy, something experimental, something strange and impossible that you never expected from us, and may never hear from us again:
Unbridled positivity!
This week weāre joined by relentless optimist Jason Pargin for 2021-11-17 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-11-17 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThere was a string of films in the '90s that painted a very specific picture of the near future ā 90s Futurism, weāll call it. Or, in laymanās terms, The Promise of Timecop. The Timecop Promise swore weād gallop into the next decade on the backs of Prodigy vocalists cloned by The Sixth Day ...
2021-11-16 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOk, I'm just going to say it. Burger King is the incel of fast food restaurants. We all know the Burger King spokesthing is a disgusting grotesquery of fast food mascots. In the early 2000s, Burger King executives decided that since Mcdonald's had cornered the market on advertising to young kids, they would...
2021-11-15 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostFolks: the time has come. Thereās been discussion of these on the podcast, and on the Discord, and in the martial arts pit Seanbaby lords over on weekends and alternate Fridays. Itās t...
2021-11-12 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a grown Christian man with the porn addiction of a 13-year-old but the maturity of a much younger boy? Perfect. We found the solution to one of those problems. Maybe. Probably not. Absolutely no chance, but if you have $15.99 a month, you can trick God into thinking you're trying by signing up for C...
2021-11-11 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for the 9000 best parts of Wednesday: the Dogg Zzone 9000! This week we're revisiting my ultimate quiz game show gaming showdown of knowledge, opinions, and persuasion: No Right Answers, with special guest
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Welcome, šs, to your day of appreciation. Weāre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we got Human Centipedeād and asked for the Ourobouros upgrade. But this isnāt about us. This is about you. Did you know youāre awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
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2021-11-09 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love comic books because the right combination of artist and author can produce a work with layers of intricate detail and meaning in every single panel. There's a single comic book panel that has lived rent free in my head for at least five years. It's Cat Man, alone in a kitchen, in full costume prepari...
2021-11-08 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostI have a theory that Wesley Snipes is what would happen if Nicolas Cage were black. Now, hold on - youāre not allowed to be mad yet. Pay very close attention to how I phrased that: I am not saying Wesley Snipes is the black Nicolas Cage. And Iām sure as fuck not saying Nicolas Cage is the white Wesley S...
2021-11-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI donāt believe in the Long Island Medium because if this woman who seems completely unbearable is the only person you can communicate with after you die, the universe is truly a cruel and unforgiving place. I want to believe in a tolerable afterlife and therefore the Long Island Medium has to be full of ...
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