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Podcasting Day: Conan the Destroyer 🌭

This Podcasting Day it’s part 2 of Conan the Podcast: Conan the Destroyer! We are once again asking a smart young woman to watch a dumb o...

Extra Wiener - Brockway vs. Lydia in Seanbaby's Oldest Book Game!

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Teamworking Day: The Thrilling World of Men Showdown 🌭

Are you prepared for the ultimate game for men!? A game too erotic, too violent, and too nude for women!? Seanbaby has designed the Thrilling World of Men Showdown and it will be fought by our two thrilling men!

Seanbaby: As always, the rules are simple. Broc...

Learning Day: Exo-Vaticana, Part 2

ASTROBIOLOGY ISN'T REAL. Sorry, I'm a reasonable person; let me put that more eloquently. Astrobiology is not real. Welcome to Exo-Vaticana Pt 2, where I read a thoughtful and researched 600 page screed about how the Vatican is preparing the people of earth for an alien pope, BUT as we learned in <...

Fucking Day: Wicked City

So real quick: I want to talk to you about something in that scene from Wicked City, the 1992 live action adaptation of the anime movie about businessmen fighting demons. You know which scene I mean -- the really hot sexy one.

2021-08-20 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Reflecting Day: Man Comics, Volume 2

It's Reflecting Day, a time to look at what we've done and see what we've become. Since we've started 1900🌭, we've made it 537 straight days without missing a deadline, going bankrupt, or causing a sex scandal. Through hangovers, broken computers, cross-country moves, and aging spines th...

Podcasting Day: The Conan Saga, Part 1 with Lydia Bugg 🌭

On this day of high adventure, the Dogg Zzone 9000 welcomes our own Lydia Bugg to discuss 1982's Conan the Barbarian! Hers is a tale of discovery as it was the first time she'd seen it, as opposed to Seanbaby and Brockway who have been thinking about Conan the Barbarian several times a day...

Extra Wiener: Seanbaby vs. Brockway in Lydia's Book Game!

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Nerding Day: The Unofficial Holy Bible for Minecrafters 🌭

There is nothing more Indoor Kid than what we're looking at today. Someone recreated the Bible, the Holy Bible, in its entirety, using Minecraft. The idea sounds like a homeschooled child's desperate gambit to play more video games. It's something you'd come up with if you were a nerd your entire life then ...

Learning Day: Exo-Vaticana, Part 1

Bad news, everyone: the world is going to end! In the year... 2013. Let me explain. At this point in my hotdog career, I'm a frequenter of my local used bookstore's occult section. I've covered everything from 2021-08-16 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Golden Age Comics: Lash Larue 🌭

In 1949, Hollywood star Lash Larue, King of the Bullwhip, got his own comic book. And for twelve years, he and his whip tamed the frontier! Do you think you would have had what it takes to do that? Now you can find out! I selected over 700 hair-raising, cliff-hanging moments from some of La...

Golden Age Comics: The Crime Comics Podcast! 🌭

Happy Podcasting Day palookas, palookettes, and non-binary palookos alike! It’s Golden Age Comic Week! A whole week full of hardboiled detectives and hard-sockin’ soldiers, selfish dames, heroic white men, and evil every other race.

2021-08-12 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Extra Wiener - The Origin of Popsicle Pete!

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Golden Age Comics: Chop Chop 🌭

Golden Age comics were racist. Everybody knows that. It’s an old observation, and I’m not here to add to it. I’m not even here to take them to task for it. Even though they were super racist.

2021-08-11 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Golden Age Comics: Captain Ghost 🌭

It’s Golden Age Comics week, just like every other week of my life, so I came ready to crush two things: this article, and the tsunami of poon-vag that follows comic book criticism's lunar pull. Here ar...

Golden Age Comics Week: Dizzy Dames 🌭

We like to have fun here at 1900Hotdog. We like it so friggin' much we're dedicating a whole week to discussing those daffy, zany, tomfoolery-filled, hijinks-having Golden Age comics. Still, it's important we remember that during the age when these comics were thriving, some people were suffering, and those...

Upsetting Day: Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! 🌭

In 2005, using only Comic Sans and a questionable sense of reality, Katharine DeBrecht wrote a book about her dodgy conservative values for kids. She called it Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed! and it retailed for $15.95.

2021-08-06 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Learning Day: A Woman. Bites. A Camel's. Balls. 🌭

I believe the most quintessentially American American, the person whose face should be on every denomination of our currency, is this woman who was pinned u...

Podcasting Day: Dirtbag Jeopardy! 🌭

On today's very special roboquiz edition of The Dogg Zzone 9000, we invite back friend-of-the-🌭 and host of the Secretly Incredibly Fascinating Podcast with Alex Schmidt, Al...

Extra Wiener - Alex Schmidt Plays The Guy From Airwolf!

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Learning Day: Mormon Bigfoots 🌭

Yes it is my pleasure to take another turn driving this Hot Dog boat for a bit. I have been thinking on what I might share with all of you what is interesting and enlightening. I thought I might share more about the culture and folklore of my current dwelling place which: I don’t want to get too specific ...

Punching Day: Self-Improvement, Self-Defense, Self-Help, Self-Care for Girls and Women 🌭

Are you a man who wants to explain to women how to improve themselves but can't get them to stop running away from you on the street for some reason? Why not try putting all of your super-cool ideas into one self-published self-help book with a title that covers pretty much anything a girl or woman could ev...

Learning Day: The Starseed Oracle

Great news everyone, a new kind of insane person just dropped. I feel like I'm on the front end of this trend, but it's probably not that new since I discovered it at Joann Fabrics. Yes, I was at my local Joann's picking up my regular weekly supply of industrial-strength glue and a three pound bag of Jordan...

Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Collateral Voodoo Damage

Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we build Burning Men of each other, burn them, and sprinkle the ashes over fertile soil so we can taste each other in every meal the harvest yields. That’s a lot! But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Di...

Extra Wiener - Jason Pargin vs. Brockway in Seanbaby's Cheerful Book Game

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Podcasting Day: Moon Ball Cop! 🌭

The early 20th century was a golden age for liars, and Charles Fitzgerald was probably their king. At least he’d tell you he was. And you’d believe him! There was no other choice!

2021-07-28 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Nerding Day: The Shield 🌭

Last month of this very year, Archie Comics published The Mighty Crusaders #1: The Shield. It was a lifeless reboot of a 60-year-old knockoff superhero team, which isn't as mean-spirited as it sounds since that describes most comics, but the reason we're talking about it is because it was written a...

Learning Day: Roman Cock Talismans 🌭

If you go digging around the ruins of ancient Rome, you'll find lots and lots of human boners with wings, like this:

2021-07-26 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Teamworking Day: WorldWatch, Issue #3

Chuck Austen is the Uwe Boll of comic books. Or wait, Uwe Boll is the Chuck Austen of movies. I don’t know which is more insulting, I only know that each would violently disagree with the comparison. “No!” They would screech, “I’m a brilliant satirist! He’s a pointless edgelord who mistakes paro...

Nerding Day: The Gifted RAP

I love when I’m watching a movie or a TV show, and I see the exact moment someone said, “Fuck it, I’m not getting paid enough for this shit.” If you're the set designer for The Gifted, hi, I'm talking about you.

2021-07-22 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post