It's funny, I usually have a vague idea as to what I think theme is going to win each month, and for the most part, I end up being wrong!
Snowdrops are our theme this month!
Representing Hope and the start of a new year, Snowdrops are the first flowers to bloom after winter ends, and it symbolizes that bad weather will pass. I think after 2020, this is something that we need, as long as we continue to practice safety with Covid and everything, things will get better!
2021-01-06 19:29:48 +0000 UTC
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I only sang a little bit and felt like I struggled with every line I said lol
2021-01-06 18:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We face the Gauntlet and heal an old guy just so we can get closer to killing another older guy.
2021-01-03 20:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It's too cold to go anywhere.....even outside of the bed.....
Contains: Kissing, Dirty Talk, Light Bondage, Cuddly Sex, Slow Sex, Hands Free Orgasm, Petnames (Babe, Baby, Sweetheart, Darlin', Hun)
I just kind of wanted to have a more mellow audio, as far as NSFW audios go lol. We've had a lot of kinks lately, and I thought it would be nice to get back ...
2021-01-02 22:39:03 +0000 UTC
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We made it to 2021 everyone! Give yourself a round of applause because last year was incredibly difficult, and while we're not out of the woods by a long shot, we're seeing the possibilities of things going back to normal, so all we gotta do is continue to forge on, wear masks, wash your hands and stay away from people. I know it's been hard, I definitely know, but the longer this draws out, the longer we'll be stuck inside.
Slight preachiness aside, it's time to pick out monthly theme!...
2021-01-01 18:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Go ahead and vote down below for who you want to hear in this month's NSFW audios! Voting will end on the 5th of this month!
2021-01-01 18:01:03 +0000 UTC
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It's 2021 and I've love to hear any questions you might have, so go ahead and leave them down below!
2021-01-01 18:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Go ahead and vote down below for who you want to hear in this month's SFW audios! Voting will end on the 5th of this month!
2021-01-01 18:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Invited to a Yuletide celebration after finishing a contract is definitely unusual, but Geralt sitting on the outskirts just to drink by himself? Definitely not unusual.
Contains: Gift Giving, Kissing, Dirty Talk, Size Kink, Bareback Sex, Slight Breeding Kink, Creampie, Bathtub Sex, Scent Kink, Mentioned/Implied Polyamory
Who among us wouldn't rather g...
2020-12-31 23:38:57 +0000 UTC
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Thank you all for the lovely questions, and I'm really sorry about the audio not sounding the best!
(Also don't be concerned for Zoe the cat, she was yelling at me for more food even though he had already been fed and I was not going to be fooled)
2020-12-29 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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I'm sorry for the inconsistencies with some pronunciation, I'll work hard to make it sound better next time lol
2020-12-27 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone, I just want to take the time to genuinely thank everyone who is supporting this Patreon. I was fully prepared to have the pledges go down this month since it was the Holiday season, but in fact, I've made more this month than I ever have, and I have you all to thank for that.
On top of that, looking back on my earnings from about two years ago when I started this Patreon, I'm literally making about four times as much as I did. I'm even making 2.5 t...
2020-12-26 20:33:52 +0000 UTC
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This Christmas might be a little bittersweet, but you've tried to make it the best you can with Bucky.
Contains: Fluff, Dancing, Gift Exchange, Nicknames (Doll, Sweetheart), Uniforms
I had a lot of fun with this one. I know it's not super relationship/confessions/comfort based really or anything like that, but I had a lot of fun soft of doing just like...
2020-12-22 13:36:52 +0000 UTC
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Practically snowed in, Detroit has come to a grinding halt, giving you some time off. So you invite Connor over for some good old fashioned human fun in the snow.
Contains: Snowball Fights, Comfort, Recently Deviant Connor, Confessions
First off I'd like to thank the members of my Discord for offering ideas and prompts for this script because I was in ...
2020-12-20 22:36:30 +0000 UTC
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So many lovely stalagmites and stalactites.....crazy cultists however, not so lovely.
Also forgive me for the awkward pause in the beginning, we all make mistakes sometimes lol
2020-12-20 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Don't worry, he'll keep you warm, he's the Dragon Gym Leader after all....
Contains: Temperature Play, Semi Public Sex, Clothed Sex, Voyeurism Kink, Mild Size Kink, Safe Sex, Cowgirl Position, Petnames (Love, Darling), Dirty Talk
It's coming to my attention that whenever I write Raihan, things just tend to slide to the voyeuristic side lol. I just alw...
2020-12-17 02:40:49 +0000 UTC
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A warning and a disclaimer: This novel was written/ published in 1902, when slurs for Romani people (and POC) were fervent in their use. While I do not condone the usage of these terms at any point or excuse their usage within these audios, I do not want to erase the history of their usage. Even this being a direct product of it's time, it does not mean that it was alright for anyone to use these terms.
2020-12-13 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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For such a long time, losing one of his senses was out of the question. But he trusts you, and he wants to try this….with you.
Contains: Blindfolds, Bottom Bucky, Dirty Talk, Body Worship, Handjob, Mild Size Kink, Nipple Play, Sensory Deprivation, Safe Words (Stoplight system), Rimming, Fingering, Sex, Doggy Style, Biting, Nicknames/Petnames (Doll, Hon)
2020-12-13 00:47:31 +0000 UTC
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Trevor hasn't ever really celebrated Holidays like you, except maybe when he was a young child, but that doesn't mean that you can't try now
Contains: Unconventional Holiday Celebrations, Mild Angst, Comfort, Reflections
I may have completely just ignored canon here, but the idea that Trevor hasn't really genuinely celebrated a Holiday since he was a ...
2020-12-09 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Pretty sure we killed those guys down there but it's fine, don't worry about it we're wrapping up here.
Thanks so much everyone for watching!
2020-12-06 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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I have to admit, I was a little bit surprised when I saw that Home for the Holidays won the pole. However, thinking about it more, having a theme that pretty much everyone in the world can relate to, it makes sense!
I know most of us look forward to celebrating at least one holiday this time of year, and unfortunately, we can't really spend it with our loved ones, or at least as many as we want to. But I don't believe that it means we still can't celebrate. It's not the same, I know, ...
2020-12-06 20:00:04 +0000 UTC
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I know, Darling, I know. Everything is too much, but I'm here for you.
Contains: References to physical and emotional pain, Comfort, Encouragement, Petnames (Sweetheart, Darling)
This was sort of a stream of conscious thoughts about what I was feeling and what I wanted to hear while I was recovering from my wisdom tooth surgery. There were p...
2020-12-05 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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I will forever be cursed by loud cars, loud dogs, and even louder children.
2020-12-02 20:01:04 +0000 UTC
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Go head and vote down below of who you want to hear for NSFW audios this month! Voting will end on the 5th of this month!
2020-12-01 20:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi there everyone! Go ahead and leave your questions down below for this month's AMA!
(and real quick, just in case anyone doesn't know, AMA stands for "ask me anything"!)
2020-12-01 20:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Go head and vote down below of who you want to hear for SFW audios this month! Voting will end on the 5th of this month!
2020-12-01 20:00:09 +0000 UTC
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I think everyone liked the convention of starting to use birth month flowers and stone meanings as themes, so I think we're going to continue on with that trend, along with some others! So go ahead and vote! Voting will end on the 5th of this month!
Narcissus (Paperwhite): Narcissus, especially the Paperwhite version, are meant to symbolize good wishes, faithfulness and respect. While the name may be derived from Greek Mythology and seen as 'v...
2020-12-01 20:00:03 +0000 UTC
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You've got a meeting to go to today.....but maybe you need to wake up a little bit more beforehand.
Contains: Laughing, Hair Pulling, Sleepy Sex, Intercrural Sex, Cowgirl Position, Bondage (with hands), Safewords (Stoplight System, ‘Champion’), Frottage, Dirty Talk, Worship/Praise, Petnames (Sweetheart, Darling)
I wanted to write something that was mor...
2020-11-30 20:43:21 +0000 UTC
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Here we are! People have been wanting me to do Sherlock Holmes for a while, and there was a time I was kind of intimidated by it, but with me doing more classic stories, I thought it would be a good time to introduce it as an option to vote for, and you all decided you wanted to hear it! So here we are! I hope you enjoy the beginning of one of my favorite Sherlock Holmes stories!
Also, as a warning and a disclaimer: This novel was written/ published in 1902, when slurs for Romani people...
2020-11-29 20:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Amazing what you can convey without saying anything at all....
Contains: Confessions, Flower Language, Comfort, Feelings
I figured if I was going to spend so much of this month learning how to spell Chrysanthemum, I might as well make an audio containing them lol. But really, I thought it would be nice to have someone talking about the flower language...
2020-11-25 20:01:01 +0000 UTC
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