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A Real Human Being: Chapter 25
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Neugieri,
"...three daughters, all married, all in Sturmkamm," the old man beside her on the cart was saying, his voice carrying the easy, unhurried pace of someone used to long rides. "The youngest works at the tannery. Her husband is a decent sort. Quiet."
Neugieri nodded along politely.
The man, who had introduced himself as Ernte when she hired his cart that morning, was weathered in the way farmers tended to be. He was tanned, possess...
I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 17
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Even though I love to honk my own big red nose and otherwise hype myself up in front of others, and for the sake of my own mental health, I am, in fact, aware that I am not exactly the pinnacle of a badass videogame character/anime-warrior/action hero.
You know the type. The one who can snap into drawing a sword faster than sound at a person they spoke with a second ago because they ‘felt the killing intent’ or some shit like that.
No, I was a normal person befo...
A Real Human Being: Chapter 24
The following is a selection of exchanges via mail over the years.
S: …and speaking of, I am glad that you are expanding your horizons. I thought you lacked the hunger of a true mage, but here you are, requesting so many tomes and grimoires. Did you finally decide to dive beyond the surface of other disciplines, I wonder? Or is it merely some tangent for your usual boring monster-research?
In any case, there is also page 317…
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I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 16
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I woke up not knowing where I was.
This was, unfortunately, a rather common occurrence these days.
I took a moment to glance around, more out of curiosity than anything else, trying to track where my things were.
My shirt was on the floor. My pants had somehow ended up on a chair across the room. There was a pair of women's underwear hanging from the ceiling fan.
How did that even get up there?
I turned my head to the side.
Ah. Right.
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2026-01-21 01:22:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas
Hey. So, holiday season.
I'll start this by doing a thing I tend not to do: talking about myself.
I wanted to thank all of you guys. Your support does mean a lot, I can now afford much more things then I could've ever imagined. I know pretty much make a livable wage with Patreon alone, even if it's minimum wage.
Which honestly? Fucking amazing. Still can't fully believe that.
So, thank you all. Sincerely. You sure did make my Christmas special this year.
I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 15
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There was a moment of surrealism where I just stood there, hunched, staring into the back of a woman who… was driving me away from MOTH HQ in the apparent hurry?
“Do you… are you…” I trailed of again and again, trying to find words and failing, which was pretty uncharacteristic of me.
I usually mess things up by saying too much, not too little, after all.
This felt like a literal fever dream. The high-tech robotic workshop, the girl driving me away ...
A Real Human Being: Chapter 22
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The following is a selecti
A Real Human Being: Chapter 21
Author Notes: This fragment should have been in
2025-12-09 00:21:51 +0000 UTC View PostI know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 14
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We entered the room, Mobius, then Klein and then me trailing behind. The door locked behind us, and right at the entrance, Mobius turned around, folding her arms under her impressive breasts.
“Is this private enough?” She clarified, before glancing at her assistant, “Or do you want me to ask Klein to vacate the premises?”
“I don’t mind if she stays.” I offered slowly, not really seeing an issue. She cute.
Besides, everything Mobius does goes thro...
A Real Human Being Chapter 20
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Once we entered the room, the en
I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 13
Author Note: Human Bean next.
Honestly, this chapter was a lot of work, and I am not sure if it's entertaining enough. I tried, but I had to clear out way too much shit for people who didn't explicitly read my posts on QQ to bring everyone up to speed.
Also, there are a lot of rolls I will have to add once this chapter gets public.
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Elysia and I spent a grand total of around two days in Eastern Europe.
Even though the Herrscher was eliminat...
I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 12
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Ever since I became an adult, I rarely remember my dreams. Most of the time, I remember basically nothing, only sometimes, when I am woken up early, I can recall some bits and pieces and marvel at how fucked up my subconscious is.
When I woke up, I did so hearing the low hum of the familiar engines, feeling surprisingly warm and comfortable.
But I still could sort of remember vague images of a dream. The oddly beautiful purple landscape, and a ball with a geometr...
A Real Human Being: Chapter 19, happy Halloween!
The following is a diary entry.
A Real Human Being: Chapter 18
Author Notes: Okay, this is the chapter you are
2025-10-29 21:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostA Real Human Being: Chapter 17
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Irem, the lost city, was located in the southern part of the Klippenrand Peninsula, according to Teuflisch. Considering the lack of roads and the Behemoth, by our estimate, it would take about half a year to reach it.
What complicated matters the most was the provision. I, by virtue of my existence, didn't really need much food; whatever little I did need, I could simply scavenge. The same couldn't be said about Teuflisch; unlike me, he needed three meals a day.
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2025-10-17 11:39:59 +0000 UTC View PostI know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 11
Author's Note: This was commissioned by Darkterror, so this chapter comes FAR ahead of the schedule.
Thank him for this if you want. That said, I will say a few words about commissions after the chapter, for those who are interested. Do not send me any money before discussing things in PMs.
Human Bean is still happening within a week, don’t worry. This was just me getting 120$ shoved down my face and eating it happily, I still remember my obligations.
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I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 10
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As the nuclear explosions bloomed in the distance, like a fiery flower, and the eyes of the Herrscher stopped on me, I... couldn't put into words what I thought. What I felt.
When things went to shit in Japan, and I've been pursued across the street by a Kaiju who was attacking me geometrically, I've been terrified, desperate, but focused. Maybe I didn't know what I could do to win, at least not at first, but I knew how not to die. I had a certainty of a shield that c...
2025-10-09 16:14:18 +0000 UTC View PostA Real Human Being: Chapter 16
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"...from here on out, it's up to you."
Teuflisch could only watch the back of the mage who stood up with great difficulty, facing a rampaging beast.
It was a sight he would never forget.
Albert was a tall man; his posture, as long as Teuflisch could remember, could only be described as aristocratic. Strict. His back was never hunched unless he meant it to be, his shoulders always spread wide, his movements purposeful and deliberate; those were the signs of people ...
2025-10-06 08:15:33 +0000 UTC View PostI know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? (Honkai 3rd/Chaos Gacha) (Chapter 1-8)
I've been asked to provide the whole work here on Patreon for the people who don't want to bother registering on QQ. It's fair enough, even if half the fun in my opinion is the forum-posting.
Here is the EPUB file. You can read it with any mobile reader, or can easily convert it to Microsoft Word or whatever else you prefer here: https://www.freeconvert.com/epub-to-word
Sorry for the ping to everyon...
I know where I am! It's that Genshin Impact thingy, right? Chapter: 9
Author's Notes: I remember that most of you guys didn't want me to just post chapters here, but this is an advanced chapter.
I tried to figure out the tiers, but there is a big problem here. I reader can only be in one tier, so patrons who subbed for both will be only able to see one of the works. Which is stupid.
So I am sorry for the inconvenience to anyone not wishing to have notifications ping them about this work, but I'd rather provide more value to those ...
A Real Human Being Chapter 15
The following is a diary entry.
A Real Human Being Chapter 14
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To let the Behemoth do its magic, I first needed to create enough space.
That didn't take long. A few spells to melt the snow, a few to remove the trees and stones by the roots, and a few to even out the ground afterwards.
Then I just had to move the behemoth into the center of the new clearing, cast a modified 'dust removal spell on it' as a precaution, and access the hidden 'control panel'.
Then, after pushing a few levers on the side of the wagon, in the hidden ...
2025-09-15 18:19:27 +0000 UTC View PostChaos Gacha Honkai Chapter 5 (Tell me if you actually want me to post it here, seeing that I cross post it for free on QQ as well)
Author Note: Read the OMAKE above if you missed it. It was written by a good friend with a minor assistance from me, it's good.
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The trick with Honkai beasts is that their classification still wasn't solid or decided upon.
New variants popped up semi-frequently, and they were mostly assessed by threat levels in our training.
Low-level, medium-level, and high-level, respectively.
Low levels are the enemy that can be handled by infantry, even if the anti-tan...
2025-09-12 21:17:50 +0000 UTC View PostSincerely, from me
Hi everyone, I wanted to write something to commemorate today.
I hate posting blog-like posts, because usually, when I am reading someone's fiction or fanfiction, I couldn't care less about what cat they took to the vet today or how many girlfriends dumped them. With that in mind, I didn't and won't post about my own life updates; there's no reason for us to get too personal.
However, today I want to talk to you guys personally, not through chapters or a lore discussion, or ev...
A Real Human Being Chapter 13
The following is a diary entry.
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...and my first encounter with a demon turned out about how I expected.
In firepower, defense, or utility, my magic was far behind his, even if our mana was about equal. It's a matter of specialization, of what each of us has done with the time we had while we studied magic. Despite my repertoire of combat spells, I am not, and never will be, a fighter if I can help it. My priority is my research; I do not need strength b...
2025-09-09 19:38:11 +0000 UTC View PostChaos Gacha Honkai Chapter 4
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I practiced this gliding trick before. The constructs I craft from shadow are under my control, so I could force my cape into a glider-like shape without much issue, and then force it to become solid but light.
I’ve had three successful sky-jumping outings in the last two months. It’s been fun when I practiced. Made me feel alive, and woke me up better than caffeine.
Here, it was substantially more nerve-wrecking.
At least I was relatively sure I could su...
Chaos Gacha Honkai Chapter 3
“Let's get down to business~!” I sang under my breath, striking the punchin back with a rhyme, “To defeat Honkai,” A kick, another series of punches, “Did they… haaaa-haaa, send me bitches…When I asked for chads?” Another series of attacks, and I couldn’t even talk; my lungs were burning too much.
Weakly, I moved away a bit, holding my hands on my wrist.
God fuck it, damn it, sports were hard!
Still, the song was stuck in my head; it kept playing e...
Chaos Gacha Chapter 2
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“What next?” I asked, feeling dead inside.
I just felt drained at this point. After a long explanation of the containment measures of this new and improved box, I knew precisely what my chances of escaping were.
To be fair, even last time, if I had stopped for a moment and actually used my head, I would’ve known not to try my luck.
It was a miracle I wasn’t shot to death, which that woman also reminded me extensively about.
Afte...