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Air Force One (1997)

Get off our plane! The Boyz get presidential this week with AIR FORCE ONE. This movie is a real love letter to a time when people actually respected the office. Harrison Ford somehow makes this inane premise work and is so good he almost distracts you from the cartoonishly bad special effects... Almost. Bad Russian accents and unnecessary chain of command exposition make for a good time. Speaking of good time, this episode begs the question, could a chimpanzee be elected president of the Unit...

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

This week the Boyz boldly go where they have never gone before... on the podcast... they cover a Star Trek movie.  STAR TREK 2: THE WRATH OF KHAN to be exact. Come on - Shatner, Nimoy, Montalbán... how could they not?  It's a helluva movie ActionBabyz. You better believe A LOT of time was spent discussing Montalbán's chest. Is it real or fake? The Boyz finally put the speculation to rest. BONUS: Gabrus has never seen this movie until it was selected for the show. Did it win him ov...

MAY SHADOW WOLVES

Post your questions here Mijo

also SW will now be posting the last Wednesday of the month (rather than an arbitrary Wednesday).

See you around whiteboy!

Surviving the Game (1994)

Well, some sicko ActionBaby paid the Boyz A LOT of money to attend a party on their private island. It turned out to be a "deadliest game" situation and they were hunted. Fortunately they had just watched this week's movie, SURVIVING THE GAME. The learned the importance of accepting whole packs of cigarettes from psychopath CIA psychologists. They learned you always check the barrel of a gun BEFORE you fire - some scraps of paper in there could make it blow your head off. Most importantly, th...

SHADOW WOLVES APRIL

Your intention for this episode is to listen.

Enter the Dragon (1973)

Enter the Boyz... When you've trained long enough, watched all the movies and listened to every second recorded at Val Verde you will realize that you should not think, you should only feel. The ABZ are the best non-thinkers out there and they are covering ENTER THE DRAGON this week. The deck has been shuffled yet again so listen to find out if the Boyz handle their new responsibilities with emotional content. Oh... And by the way, no one gives a fuck if you can break flaming boards with your...

Stone Cold (1991)

GFABD... God Forgives ActionBoyz Doesn't. Some of you know this first hand. Some of you are now on the outside looking in. Some of you don't know what the fuck we're talking about. Fair enough. Check out this week's movie, STONE COLD, to get brought up to speed. Trust that the Boyz and the Boz are a match made in Valhalla but brace yourselves...The Boyz shuffled the deck this episode and traded responsibilities. How did it go? Let's just say poor little Stanger redlined his brain and might ha...

The Terminator (1984)

Listen. Understand. The ActionBoyz are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with... They don't  feel pity of remorse or fear... And they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until every action movie that fits their nebulous criteria is covered. This week it's James Cameron's 1984 masterpiece, THE TERMINATOR. Listen to this episode if you want to live and also if you want to hear a lot of jokes about Reese not wearing protection. 

SHADOW WOLVES APRIL

April Questions bring April Answers.

Sound off below Mijo

No Retreat, No Surrender 2 (1987)

Some will try to take credit for this week's pick...but know this ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz, NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER 2 has been on the Boyz list for a long time. How could it not be?? It's got a "normal" college student on a trip to Vietnam getting caught up in some crazy bullshit and having to straight kill people using martial arts. It's got an escape to Bangkok. It's got the Soviet Army joining forces with the Vietnamese army and afucking Buddhist temple being used as a spy base. Oh, and i...

Marked for Death (1990)

If they Boyz have said it once, they've said it 1,000 time...You can't go home. Try it and you'll end up like John Hatcher in this week's movie, MARKED FOR DEATH. Sure he tries to stay out of trouble by encouraging his war buddy to not interfere with the sale of crack at the school where he works. But once the crack selling Jamaican gang threatens Hatcher's gorgeous sister, that he has sexual chemistry with, he has no choice but to start slapping them. Get your passports ready ABZ Guyz and Gi...

Shadow Wolves March

your intention for this episode is to listen. 

Thanks for the Qs Mijo. Hope you like our As

Cyborg (1989)

Sad news ActionBabyz... a plague known as The Living Death is crippling civilization. Your only hope for salvation is this week's episode, CYBORG. Fortunately you got a couple of slingers willing to guide you through this shitty movie for just $5 a month- $8 if you're not a fucking idiot. This is an 82 minute movie that feels long but there is a retractable knife-boot, martial arts and a bad guy with otherworldly blues eyes that seems like the titular character but isn't for no reason. Restor...

Dirty Harry (1971)

The ActionBoyz know what you're thinking: "Did they record an episode this week or not?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement and CTE, they've kinda lost track themselves. But being this is a Pateron podcast, the most powerful medium in the world - right up there with Snapchat and Vine, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? 

-lucky or not you do pay for...

Shadow Wolves March

Ask your questions freaks, the boyz will respond with an episode later this month.

Episode 100

Episode 100. Such wonders to behold...

Iron Eagle (1986)

This week the Boyz cover Top Gun's white-trash cousin, IRON EAGLE. It's Academy Award winner Lou Gossett Jr. and a cast of nobodies running circles around the United States Air Force. You betta' believe Stanger has a story or two about training LGJ, just manage those expectations- we're talking about Stanger here. So put some shitty music in your tape deck and weirdly strap it to your thigh, you gotta go shoot down some enemy MiGs. Just BE CAREFUL, their old dictator will be flying against yo...

Shadow Wolves February 2019

My intention for this episode is to listen

Runaway (1984)

You asked for it you got it. The movie this week is RUNAWAY. The Boyz have never had a more requested movie. Why the fuck did you guys want this one so bad? Is it because Selleck’s ‘stache is top billed? Is it because Selleck is too hot to be a tech nerd. Is it because Selleck’s robot, Lois, is wife material? There is lots to love about this one ActionBabyz...Gene Simmons is Crichton’s best villain since the T-Rex in Jurassic Park for Christ’s sake. Last and most important, before y...

Upcoming Movies

Hey Shadow Wolves

here are some hints for the upcoming movies:

Runaway

Iron Eagle

100th Episode

True Romance (1993)

The ActionBoyz believe in you Babyz...always have...always will. That’s why they know you love this week’s movie TRUE ROMANCE. What a film!!! The Boyz are split on the Hans Zimmer score but unanimous in their love for this one. You can smell Tarantino’s stink in the outrageous dialogue, the violent action and especially in the gratuitous racism. So put on your gold gazelles, hop in their purple Cadillac and let the ABZ take you on the finest cinematic experience since Coming Home In A B...

Braveheart (1995)

The ActionBoyz love ya...always have...and shit. BRAVEHEART this week Babyz - it’s a big one. This is a giant, expensive, well-made movie directed by and staring the surprisingly talented scumbag, Mel Gibson. You could say that his infamous voicemails and Malibu arrest are characters in this film. 

Did Jus Prima Noctis exist in Europe at the time this story takes place? No. Is it even necessary for the movie? No. Is this one of the most historically inaccurate movies of all tim...

Shadow Wolves February Qs

automatic

semi-automatic

ask your questions below mijo

Enemy Mine (1985)

It’s turbulent times ActionBabyz... which means it’s time for the first appearance of WokeBoyz. Maybe if America took a lesson from this week’s movie, ENEMY MINE, things would be better. Even though it might be prescient, this movie still sucks in all the best ways: chintzy but great effects, glaring but forgivable plot-holes, ridiculous but committed performances and another appearance from Gabrus’ dad! Oh and don’t accuse the Boyz of being fat and lazy you fucking jerks, they migh...

For Shadow Wolf eyes only:

here are two clues that pertain to the upcoming films. remember don't share with non-wolves

BRAVEHEART

&

TRUE ROMANCE

The Golden Child (1986)

Let’s face it...The ABZ are the chosen ones. How can you tell?  Just listen to them scream into microphones about this week’s movie, THE GOLDEN CHILD. The Boyz have theories as to why this movie isn’t better,  but the movie not all bad- Its got a fucking shitty-ass score, the worst special effects of any movie they have covered and a fictional magazine called “Chunky Asses”. Now, is it just the ActionBoyz, or did everyone just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, ...

Shadow Wolves January

your intention for this episode is to listen. got that tough guy. dont be a tough guy. put your gun down, listen to this podcast with no gun. okay whiteboy

Police Story (1985)

You wanted subtitles, you got em. POLICE STORY marks the first time the Boyz have covered a subtitled film for the Pateron. Jackie Chan is truly peerless and he’s at the height of his powers in this one. The tonal shifts in this movie are fucking bananas but the action is  spectacular, the comedy is funny, the romance is confusing and the drama is unnecessary. The action and stunts are so good in this 1 hour 40 minute movie that you don’t mind the 37 minute court scene. They don’t ...

Shadow Wolves January

Sorry for late post. It won't happen again, and you can take that to the bank.

write your questions below, mijo

Tombstone (1993)

It’s 2019 ActionBabyz! Lots of things are gonna change this year, one thing that won’t fucking change is what the Boyz are doing over in Val Verde. The movie this week is the modren westren classic, TOMBSTONE. This movie is what the show is all about, it’s a who’s who of ABZ favorites,  every line is quotable and it inspired Old Man Rodgers to utter his legendary catchphrase, “looks like we got ourselves a movie!” Rest assured Stanger discusses the well documented accounts of...