Sir Gary Bummer

Episode 5 Public release

Yo!

Just a reminder that Episode 5 is now available for everyone!

Enjoy!

Poll #16 Saranhil dressup

I have it! I have found the cure for Monday blues! It's watching Saranhil dressing up in cute outfits!

Right, so I'll enable multiple choices here, and you can go ahead and vote for whichever ones you like.

Things like colors, patterns, accessories, and stockings are all subject to change in subsequent polls, so you need only keep in mind the actual clothing.

Sveida will have a poll show up in a day or two, I think.

Without further ado, here they are!

2024-08-05 12:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #58 Behind the scenes

Snuggling Saturday Salutations!

Oh, and SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 5 AHEAD! I'll be showing off and commenting on some of my favorite renders of episode 5.

Strap in, get something to drink, this will be a long one. I don't know why you'd have to strap in. Maybe you're on an airplane? Well, a drink is recommended at any rate.

I don't have too much to comment on this first scene shown up top, I just wanted a render of Ruru snuggling Donkey. I thought it was cute. Yo...

4k Extra images #15 Sleeping Beauty 2 - Alarm Cock Rising

I feel like every good sequel is something rising, or returning, or revenge of, or something of the sort. Rising seemed apt in this case.

Right, so I remembered that I was going to get one more 4k thingy out this month, so here it is! I presume this is more or less what was expected to happen after the first one. You may imagine that the last one is a picture taken by Ruru herself.

I do recommend watching looking at these in conjunction with the first edition of Sleeping Beauty.<...

Update #57 Big chillin'

Hallowed hellos, me hearties!

Episode 5 was released this week, in case you missed it. I pinned it right now, so it should be easy to find if you did. I assume there are some among you that haven't had the time to play it quite yet, so I'll keep this update spoiler free. Next update, however, I'll want to talk a little bit about the update.

As per usual there aren't any new fancy renders for a bit while I'm working on the script, so in the interest of having something to look at, ...

Episode 5 Patreon release

Heyo!

It's time! It is with great pleasure I present to you: Episode 5 - The Pink Portal!

Is that what I want to call it? I don't know. How about Episode 5 - Backdoor To The Heart?

Eh.

Episode 5 - The War On Seagulls?

Yeah. I like that one the most. If I had a marketing agent they'd be screaming at me right about now.

As per usual the post will be unlocked for the public in two weeks.

Anyway, here are the links.

Episode 5:

Update #56 Home stretch

Night time salutations to you, dear lover of ears pointy.

Well, it's night time for me, anyway. And no, the title is not in reference to me finding salvation in yoga, it means we're close to finishing the episode. Oh, that's what you thought in the first place? Well then.

Discord should be up and running. I've no idea how to run a server, so we'll see how it goes. I'll learn from my mistakes as always, I suppose. God speed to us all.

I think all of you have already been adde...

Poll #15 Undress to impress

Titillating Tuesday T... t... Greetings!

I was going to post this poll yesterday, but there was something wonky going on so I couldn't type in the options properly. It now seems to have been resolved, it's possible I might just have needed a PC restart.

Anyway, this is the poll I was talking about last update. I want to gauge interest in the concept of characters changing their outfits based on Ruru's influence.

The idea is that any such change would be voted on before hand,...

Update #55 Pointy eared people in pyjamas

Ahoy there, landlubbers!

I've begun working on the final scene! It's going well so far. I think I should manage to finish it next week. Maybe. After that I'll need to do a final proper playthrough and spellcheck and stuff, but we're getting pretty damn close to release.

Oh, I also changed the name of the replays to 'Scene Gallery'. I then had to unlock all of the scenes again for some reason. I'm not sure if it's my persistent save file that was messed up or if renaming the galler...

Update #54 Straight from the tap

It's ya boi Gary. Coming at ya with anotha-

Nah, that's enough of that.

Scene 14 took way longer than I thought, so I only finished that Thursday. Then I made scene 15 in two days, so I somehow did what I planned this week anyway. Yeah, I don't know either. I mean, it is a much shorter scene so it's not that weird, but the disparity shouldn't be that big. Oh well.

Now there's only a short scene 16, followed by the biggly spicy scene. So, not much left. That said, the final s...

4k Extra images #14 Sleeping beauty

Heyo!

Saranhil decided to try out Donkey's new bed. It looks real comfy!

I seem to recall that last time I said something about the next 4k set coming soon. Weeeell... I just remembered that. Luckily, I had some extra time today, so here you go.

If all goes to plan I should be able to release the new episode and get another 4k set out this month.

...

If.

Anyway, cheers and see you on the Saturday update!

Poll #14 The spice must flow

Monday greetings!

It's time to pick which character is getting Ruru's undivided attention for the final scene of episode 6.

As of the upcoming release Saranhil will be quite far ahead progress-wise. In order to avoid her inevitable victory again, she won't be a part of the poll. Don't worry, she'll still get content next episode. Her popularity has transcended the need for polls.

I also omitted Donkey this time, he gets some action in episode 5 already. And I mean... He can...

Update #53 One year supperversery!

Happy one year!

Look, this isn't what I was thinking of either when I said that I was going to make a fancy anniversary thing, but when inspiration strikes... Well, one's gotta go with the flow.

It could've used a banner or something, but I'm to sleepy to put in that amount of effort right now.

Good thing I don't have thirteen characters to put in there, that would've taken ages. And for the record, I definitely did not completely forget about this whole thing and make...

Poll #13 There's a disturbance in the force...

A discord, if you will.

Yeah, I've been thinking about making a Discord for a while. I don't have any experience doing so, I really only use Discord to chat with friends on occasion.

Anyway, every cool dev seems to have one, and I want to be cool as well. Never let it be said that I'm above peer pressure.

I'm not even sure what to post in such a Discord channel since I haven't joined anyone else's. But I'm sure we can figure something out.

So the question is, are you g...

Update #52 Midsummer

Quack quack, motherfucker!

Ah, Midsummer Eve. When day-drinking is not only accepted, but encouraged. When froggy-dancing around a massive cock buried in the earth is not only accepted, but encouraged. When vomiting due to copious amount of alcohol is... Well, perhaps not accepted, and certainly not encouraged. But at least you won't be called an alcoholic for it.

That was yesterday.

Today is Midsummer Day. One out of two or three days of the year when just about everyone is...

4k Extra images #13 Hot tubbing

Yo!

Time for another 4k thingy. This time we're showing off the MC's bath/hot tub area in the newly created master bedroom.

Been a while since the last one, so I'll probably try to get another one out pretty soon. This time I went for the "single pose lot's of angles" style.

My initial plan was to just have a single shot of every character chilling in the tub on their own, but I think this turned out a lot more fun. And the characters in the tub all got their own close up, ...

Update #51 Yearn to learn

Hey nerds, what's up?

I recently started watching a Youtuber who greets their viewers like that, so I thought I'd inflict the same mental damage on you in a sort of deflection move.

This week I finished scene 12, but scene 13 has taken me quite a bit longer. I have two great excuses though! First, I decided that I needed to make the MC's master bedroom, which I had meant to do for a while. I'm no interior decorator, but it's alright. There are much fancier bedroom maps that exists...

Update #50 Let's get ready to ramble!

Heyo! Happy big fifty!

It seems we're closing in on one year since the first release. Now, I'm not really one to celebrate stuff, but I'll probably cook up a little special image or something.

Lately, I've been musing on humor. As far back as I can remember I've been trying to make people laugh. My earliest memory is from when I was... five? Couldn't have been older anyway.

There I was, walking alongside a friend. We were out on some field trip with the daycare, or somethin...

Update #49 Spring beatdown

It's a me! Gary!

Been a week alright. Not an alright week, but a week alright.

I wasn't really feeling scene 9, so I spent some time rewriting it. Once I started making it proper I realized that, yeah, I can't actually animate things underwater. I tried, but realized that I'm either going to spend a literal week or more learning, or I can just half-ass the scene and move on to more important ones.

I'd rather full-ass the bigger awesomer scenes. And I only have that much mojo...

Update #48 Subtle spice

Hi!

One of these days I should standardize my greetings for these posts. I feel like I'm supposed to have a catchphrase or something to start off my ramblings with. At this point I suppose it's a thing for me to come up with something different every time.

Thing is, I forget. So I have no idea if I've gone with a simple "Hi!" before. And no, I'm not going to check. That would be cheating. I am an honest Patreoneer, who absolutely do not have to double-check what number of updates...

Update #47 All smiles

Hello, party people!

Hello to everyone else too!

Summer hit hard this week, which means I've finally dug out my shorts. Damn, I love the sun. If I was alive back when polytheism was a thing I would totally worship the local sun god/goddess. The fact that some of the old depictions we have is of them pulling the entire sun in a chariot gives extra points too.

Too bad my skin handles sunshine about as well as a mouse handles a sledgehammer. The end result being rather red. 2024-05-18 18:59:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #46 Organizing scenes

Greetings, citizens.

I come bearing news of the recently passed week. Well, technically it hasn't quite passed yet, but whatever, I'm burying it alive. Unlucky.

Scene five was indeed finished quickly, which felt good. Made me feel a lot more productive than I've done in the last few weeks. And scene six is coming along nicely as well.

In the process of rearranging the scenes for this episode I actually gave them all a little name, so I thought it could be fun for you guys t...

4k Extra images #12 Devils in the Sauna 2 - Electric Boogaloo

I managed to finish scene 5, including putting it into the game, yesterday. So I figured today was a good day to make a little 4k thingy. If only I could finish every scene in four days. Oh well.

This is a followup to the sauna scene from last time, and this time it gets spicy.

It also turns out there's a little twist-ending to the entire scene. Honestly, half the reason I even extended this one was because the idea of the final image made me laugh. To be fair, that's pretty ...

Update #45 I forgot the title last update

Oops... I just realized it now...

Hello!

This time I wrote the title immediately, that way I can't possibly forget about it. This week I finished making scene four and I've fully put it into the game. Scene five is going to be a simpler scene with fewer characters, so I hope to make it quicker than the last few.

I've started to feel a bit more high energy again, probably to do with finally getting some damn sun. It doesn't come early here, I'll tell you that much. Gotta go b...

Update #44

Hi and hello!

Scene 3 is rendered and in the game. Neat! I've begun on scene 4 as well, which I delayed a little since I wanted to get a couple of characters into proper workout fits. Zavnessos was working out in her regular outfit before and we simply can not have that any longer. For aesthetic reasons.

Whatever, I'm sure I'll remember to show them off next update. Because I never forget anything. And I also never lie. I'm cool like that. Wait, is it cool not to lie? I feel like...

Update #43 Sheep is for the meek

Hi there!

Another week, another update. Scene three here is the grand debut of Jarlina. Well, it's not that grand, that's not really how I do stuff, but it's a debut at least. At least her tits are grand, so that's gotta count for something.

I wasn't quite as productive this week as I would've liked. Partially due to some trouble sleeping, partially due to having my routines messed up by the test last week. I'm very much a creature of habit, and once those habits are disrupted I n...

4k Extra images #11 Devils in the sauna

How does one make a sauna hotter? By adding demons of course! Hot demons at that.

Man, I would sauna way more often under circumstances like these. Preferably with some cold beers to go with it. Best stored outside, or in a bucket of cold water on the floor. The Finnish way is Koskenkorva, though. Yeah, I prefer sticking with beer.

Also, don't pour beer on the rocks, the smell is awful. A teensy tiny amount of cola can actually smell pretty good though, just don't overdo it. I won...

Update #42 Douglas Adams appreciation time

Salutations!

Been a bit of a slow week, but I did both start and finish scene 2, so I'm pretty alright with it. Especially since it's a spicy scene which means animations. Planning to do a course or two in creative writing soonish, so I had to study for a test today since I can't get into anything based on only my grades. Yeah, let's not mention my grades ever again.

I did study twice as much as I did last time I did the same test. That means a grand total of about four hours or s...

Hell to the O, Jarlina

Yo! A quick little off-schedule update for everyone.

Patrons have been voting for what the MC's mom is going to look like, since she'll be appearing in the upcoming update.

There was a draw in terms of her dress, so yesterday's Gary, who was referred to as tomorrow's Gary in the Saturday Update, not to be confused with today's- you know what, never mind.

I've made the executive decision (I am the Senate!) of using this dress, with the addition of the gloves and fancy stock...

Update #41 The Jarlina conondrum

Greetings!

I see we've had ourselves a draw in the poll. Two, in fact. Both regarding the dress.

I'm too tired to make executive decisions currently, so I'll leave it to the Gary of tomorrow. May he be wise beyond his years. Or at least beyond the one day. I reckon I'll either make another poll at the risk of another draw, or create an unholy amalgamation of some sort.

The first scene of the new episode is fully rendered. As I did with the last episode I've also added it in...