Update #142 Shitty washing machine
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Update #134 Major Fuck-up, on duty!
Orders, sir? Punch every civilian? And the children, sir? A kick each? Very good, sir. Uh, sir, what about the elderly, sir? A lash for every year of age? I fear they might die, sir. Oh. Oh, I see, sir, very clever, sir.
You heard the Major, lads! Get on with it! Except for you, Private Donkey! The General wants to inspect your privates, Private! Why? Why!? Are you asking questions Private? Does the General look like she tolerates questions? Get on with it you flabbergasted, flambéed, ...
2026-01-18 01:07:53 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #133 The early draft gets the shaft
Hay there. And there. And there's some over there as well. What's going on? Are we inviting some horses over for a feast? What am I supposed to wear? My horse costume is in the washer, dammit! Didn't you think of that, huh?
And this, fellas, is why you never marry horse-people. As in someone that loves horses, not a centaur. Always marry a centaur if the opportunity arises.
Technically the poll isn't over, but the Ruru X Saranhil X Jarlina scene is quite far ahead with their now 5...
2026-01-10 23:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post4k Extras #31 Ruru's Secret Folder vol.2
Fair warning, these are slight spoilers for episode 8, so may want to play that first if you haven't already. I put the least spoilery one as the fancy image up top, given that Zavnessos won the vote for a scene.
Finally got around to making another 4k set, been meaning to make one for months now. I'm planning to get at least one more out this month, ideally two.
Anyway, here's some of the pics Ruru won't send to MC, for even he couldn't possibly be dense enough to miss what's go...
2026-01-07 12:05:38 +0000 UTC View PostPoll #31 Another addition to the spice rack
Heeeeere's Polly!
Polly is the name of this poll, don't mind the title up top.
Today we're going to democratically choose a spicy scene that'll appear in the next episode. Last episode you guys voted for Zavnessos, who... Right, I probably shouldn't spoil things for those that are yet to play.
So, I figured this time we'd have three people in the scene. Just have to figure out how to do the poll.
Now, you might say something like "Just run three polls at the same time,...
2026-01-06 10:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #132 A Brain of Storms
Greatings!
Those are great greetings! Yep, just minted that expression. Well, probably. Better just claim credit instead of actually checking if the claim is true. As long as I believe my claim is true I'm acting in good faith! That's how it works, right?
Oh, before we go on, if you haven't played the new episode yet, don't worry, there will be no spoilers here!
And so we find ourselves back at that time of the development cycle where I have no new fancy renders to show. Spe...
2026-01-03 15:57:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Update #131 Bäska droppar
Hej tomtegubbar slå i glasen!
Gotta say, nubbevisor is one Swedish tradition I really enjoy. And nubbe as well, specifically the bitter ones. I've heard they have one in Chicago made by a Swedish immigrant of old, which apparently is mostly known for being terrible. Heathens. A good bäsk is the best part of any holiday!
No, that's not true actually. They play second fiddle to glögg.
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I keep telling you, I'm not a seasonal alcoholic!
So, good news and bad n...
2025-12-27 16:36:45 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #130 A green Christmas
Meticulously merry salutations to you!
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I suppose they're not very meticulous given that they're this short. And now that I've complained about them they don't feel very merry either...
Cheers and salutations! There! That's merry and a half!
I can safely say at this point that a pre-Christmas release is not happening, but the scene is moving at a steady pace. There's quite a lot I want to do, still hopeful that I'll get it all made in December.
Animation is a...
2025-12-21 02:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #129 Hot in December
Excuse me? Is this the Netorare Hotline? Great, see I have a bit of an issue. Yeah, no my girlfriend is indeed cheating, she's very good at that in fact. No, see the issue is that instead of feeling arousal I instead feel something... weird. Mhm, yes it's kind of a tightening of the chest, tears start welling out of my eyes, why sometimes I even feel nauseous.
Mhm. No, I'm certain I'm into this, my girlfriend told me so. Oh? Oh, I see. Where would I find such a futa? Oh really? Right n...
2025-12-13 17:55:06 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #128 Glögg is back on the menu
Hail, wanderer. In the months of eternal darkness there is but one shining light. It is indeed the warming embrace of glögg, our savior, our protector, our dearest friend. Hail our glögg overlords! Down with the glühwein imposters!
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What do you mean "seasonal alcoholic"? I keep telling you, this is how you survive winter!
Week started out pretty slow, had trouble getting started. Got me a second wind and finished scene 14, so that's neat. Well, it's basically finished,...
2025-12-06 18:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #127 Too many animations
Yo! Gary B comin' at ya with another update from the underground! What do I mean by underground? Uh... I dunno. I guess this NTR+Futa genre thingy is niche enough to be called underground. Right? Well, I'm going to claim it to be so.
You see, the first step to selling out is to first manage to be underground. Or so I understand the concept anyway, I'm not exactly a scholar on the matter. Here's what a scholar does have to say on the matter:
"And every gimmick hungry yob diggi...
2025-11-29 17:49:39 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #126 A blend most savory
Chowdy! It's like howdy but with added chowder. Seeing as I have never had chowder, I don't know whether that's actually a good thing or not.
On the one hand I feel like I've gotten a solid amount done this week, on the other hand I'm still working on scene 13. I did tell you it was long. I have began working on the spicy scene though, and the first animation was freshly printed just today. Should finish it during the coming week and begin on scene 14.
Scene 14 is mercifully short...
2025-11-22 16:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #125 Sir Readsalot
Pst! You there! Yes, you. Do you know what one has to do to get a proper knightly title in this day and age? No? Darn. I got myself a sword and everything, but they confiscated it, talking about silly laws and what not. How am I supposed to slay evil beings if I can't have a sword?
Anyway, could you point me towards the nearest billionaire residency? Why? Never you mind that.
Approximately halfway done with scene 13. Halfway done with the non-spicy stuff, that is, there is an ent...
2025-11-15 23:48:09 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #124 Steve the Sizzler
Hey, hey!
Steve-who? I hear you ask through the ether. Well, well, he's known by many names, Stevie Roast, and Lord of the Grill Phteven, among others.
Where am I going with this? I really don't know. Look, I just have things that pop into my brain that needs letting out, and this here is my safe space for doing so.
Based on the recent poll I can see you guys are quality connoisseurs. What am I saying? Of course you are, you're here supporting this game *smirks*.<...
2025-11-08 20:29:25 +0000 UTC View PostPoll #30 To HD or not to HD
Heyo!
Got a question for you about your preferences on quality vs size.
I'll need to give a little background information for this poll. When making renders, they are created as png files at sizes that usually range from 1.5MB to 2.5 MB or so.
I convert these to webp images with a minimum of compression added in, this reduces file size by ~75%. For a specific example, in episode 7 the original images are 1,81 GB, while the compressed images are 416 MB. Quite the difference...
2025-11-06 09:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #123 Ouch my eyes, I cannot see!
4-5-6, 'cause my face was hit by bricks!
7-8-9, give me elf-ears, I'll be fine!
Finally not stuck in scene 10 limbo anymore. Feels like I've run through a gauntlet or something with this stupid scene, and I fear that it's rather turned into a bit of a mess. Maybe it'll be a hot mess, maybe just a messy mess, time will tell.
For now, all that's left to do is put the renders and animations into code and test and fiddle with things to make sure it all looks smooth. I'll get tha...
2025-11-01 19:56:20 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #122 Snotrocket science
Preparing for takeoff... *Inhales* Houston, we have liftoff! Oh, it's a mighty one! So yellow and shiny one might mistake it for mayonnaise!
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No, Tim, I do not think it would be "sciency" to have a taste, it would just be disgusting. You have to get your hands dirty for science? No, Tim, I think that-oh, you already ate it. You know what, Tim? You're fired!
Damned hard to find good snotrocket scientists these days, why are they all freaks? I should've studied strain surg...
2025-10-25 23:45:35 +0000 UTC View Post4k Extras #30 A Hallowed Wiener
Yo!
Not sure if it was the airplane or the airport, but it seems I've managed to catch a cold somewhere. Not to worry, it seems to be the mildest cold I've had in years, so while it's slowed me down, I've still gotten some stuff done during the week. Including this here Halloween set!
Biggest 4k set I've done in some time. Took quite a while, but I seem to feel oddly motivated around Halloween each year. No clue why, I don't particularly celebrate it otherwise. Maybe these sets ar...
2025-10-24 16:10:53 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #121 WARNING: Wall of text incoming
Beep! Beep! This is your one and only warning, there are no more previews here. There's nothing to see here! Go home. Disperse. Only suffering and despair of your eyes await here. Away with you! Shoo! Oh no, here it comes! The wall! It's closing in on us! RUN!
Sooo... Vacation is over, I'm back. I always read a lot on vacation, this time I brought two books in order to ensure that I'd have something to read on the way back. The King of Elfland's Daughter, and Sixteen Ways to Defend a Wa...
2025-10-18 19:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate #120 The art of Bombadillian rambling
Hellooohooo! Oh toodledeedoo, how may I help you?
By never saying toodledeedoo again? You know I'll just come up with something more infuriating, right? I went to the Bombadil School of Talkilidoo, you know. (I know, I know, this is not Bombadillian at all, I'm just cracking a joke, okay? GET OFF MY CASE YOU TOLKIENATICS!)
So, as I mentioned last week, I'm going on vacation tomorrow and I'll be gone for a week.
Also dropped the creative writing course I was taking. I talked...
2025-10-10 14:39:19 +0000 UTC View Post