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Poll #12 What's my name?

Here's a bunch of carefully selected names, or you can vote to let players pick it themselves.

I'm crossing my fingers for Jarlina, mostly because I came up with it first so I already think of her like that.

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Poll #11 All the small things

In lieu of an April fool's joke, we're going to see how many things one can add to a single poll. This will be the final poll for the character and you'll be voting for eyes, makeup, dress, and all of their colors.

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Turns out 25 is the maximum, which means we will need a separate poll for names, so I'll do that one simultaneously.

Here are the faces.

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4k Extra images #10 Easter plugs

Heyo! Here's a little Easter set. Also somewhat of a teaser for something I have planned for the next episode, kind of. No spoilers, though.

We'll have to assume this is some alternate version of the MC that doesn't get flustered by naked women. Maybe he's a chad Donkey. Chonkey? No, that's terrible. Chadonkey? Better. Sounds almost like Chardonnay. If I ever make my own wine I will call it Chadonkey.

I'm off to celebrate with my grandad. Well, celebrate is a strong word. Drink an...

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Update #40 Sleep is for the weak

Grabbable braids from behind and grabbable horns from the front, eh? Allow me to quote Bob.

But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

Though Dylan was of course referring to the people who profiteer of off war and killing, so, uh, yeah. That's a bit different from us friendly gentle-perverts. I really just felt like dropping a Dylan quote, alright?

Now, the plan was to have ...

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Poll #10 Stylish horns

Alright, time to choose hairstyle, hair color, and horns. Having to ensure that the hair plays nice with pointy ears is a bit limiting, but here three that I think work well. Eye color, horn color, and makeup is subject to change so that we can choose something that fits the style we go for here.

An...

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Update #39 Draft ahoy

It seems my drafts are becoming more and more elaborate, but I think I've figured out a better way of doing them for next time. This time it went something like this: Brainstorm ideas -> Fit ideas into random scenes -> Structure scenes into an outline -> First draft -> Feeling meh about first draft -> Make a progression outline for every character and the main plot -> Combine that with old outline to make a new outline -> Use new outline and first draft to write final dra...

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Poll #9 A slamming body

Time to poll for what the body of the MC's mom will look like. No examples this time, mostly because there's too many options. Rest assured, however, that there will be proper examples next time, once I've made the body voted for here.

Multiple choice is enabled for obvious reasons. Do feel free to vote for more than one body type/skin color if you'd like. And I've definitely double checked that the multiple choice option is enabled. I triple checked it right now, even.

Note that ...

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Episode 4 Public release

Yo!

The new episode is now available for everyone, check it out while it's hot!

https://pixeldrain.com/l/ZuvJdyFM

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Update #38 Demons abound

The Senate of Pointy Ears have spoken, another demon shall join the fray. 

Was that what I dubbed you guys? I can't remember. Whatever, it's your name now. Until next time I forget, that is.

There will be more polls during the week, not sure how to structure them. Maybe one big one with multiple choices. Maybe several of them. You will be able to vote for body type, skin color, and what not. 

Writing is going well, I'm about two thirds through the first draft. My b...

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4k Extra images #9 Wet wallpapers

Heyo, coming through!

Just two wallpapery thingies in clothed/nude versions. These kind of complement the Saranhil/Grishla exit screen for a full set, I guess. Though these are obviously lit quite differently.

I like the look of this type of candle lighting, makes the images look all warm and nice. You can expect one more little set later in the month.

Gary out!

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Poll #8 Darwin's mistake

Righto! It's time to learn what our MC's genes look like after he reincarnated. His father is human, and may or may not make an appearance later, I don't know. His mother, however... Well, let's find out shall we?

The MC's mom is...

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Update #37 Behind the scene

Marvelous, you've arrived! And just on time. Now, let me take you into the engine room.

If you paid close attention in the scene above, you might've noticed that what should be a shadowy outline actually extends beyond the thin white clothy layer, and also shows on the woody bits. That's because I could not find any screen like that which was in any way transparent.

This is what the scene would've looked like.

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4k Extra images #8 Bedtime caress

Hiyo!

I was planning on getting a 4k set out last month, but my priorities changed to finishing the episode. So this month I'll be releasing at least two sets, maybe three if they're all smaller like this.

This set was originally going to be a new banner, I thought having them on the side would fit pretty well, and it sorta did, but I wasn't quite happy with how it looked on a wide image. It works pretty well as a little set like this though.

I was thinking of making some wa...

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Episode 4 Release

It's time! I thought I'd release it much earlier today, but I got sidetracked by making a fancy exit screen. Thought that'd take me like a few hours, but nope, took me all day. It doesn't look like something that should've taken all day, but I'm just that bad at GUI stuff. 

Doesn't help that I only managed to sleep four hours for some reason and so I'm now living on a strict caffeine diet. Ah, caffeine, what would I do without you?

At some point I'm planning to make the main ...

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Update #36 Grinder Finale

Because it's grander than last time! Maybe. It really sounds like Grindr finale, come to think of it. Ah well, I'm not coming up with another title.

The gang is entering the final boss room, just like I am entering the final stretch of making the episode. Every render and every animation is made, it's all added into Ren'Py, sound is mostly done. I've even done a big o'l spellcheck of all the dialogue for all episodes. Turns out I can't spell embarrassing... Which is embarrassing, thus m...

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Poll #7 Too Spicy, Too Furious

Heyo!

Just another little poll to decide who you'd like to see gets a big spicy scene with Ruru at the end of the next episode (episode 5, that is).

I just finished the final spicy scene of episode 4, and I think it came out very well. You may recall that it was Saranhil that won the last poll, so she's the graceful recipient of Ruru's lovely ministrations.

Will she run it back and be a two time champion? Or will someone else challenge the princess for the crown (and futa di...

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Update #35 Sexy sewers

Salutations!

This week I've finished scene 10, and then, for a change of pace, did some play-testing to make sure that the scenes I've added to the game actually works. Which, of course they did not, so I did a bit of fixing, and redid a few animations that looked fine in VLC but not so much in game.

I've also begun on scene 11, which I think may take me all of next week. I checked my current render count for this episode, and I'm at 730+ now. For reference previous episodes have ...

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Update #34 Spittin' hot fire

This is where I would write the entire update in a rhyming scheme but... uh, yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm pretty sure I would manage to cringe myself out of existence, and that's an accomplishment, believe me.

Anyway, scene 9 is finished, I'm not entirely happy with how the animations turned out, but the overall scene is pretty good. If nothing else it's pretty unique. Probably. Unless the Simpsons already did it. I bet they beat me to it, the smarmy bastards.

The reason the animation...

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Update #33 Crossing bridges

Hello!

You can't really tell from the picture, but they're totally about to cross a bridge, so the title fits. Pinky promise. 

Scene 8 has indeed been finished (it's the bridge scene), even if it took a little longer than I wanted it to. Progress is good on scene 9 as well, mostly need to finish the animations... Which is proving a bit tricky. Trying a new thing, a somewhat weird thing, which I will henceforth refer to as the Cock-hand Maneuver.

I don't know why I decid...

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Update #32 Making camp

Hi, hello, and welcome to this week's update.

Our brave adventurers have successfully set up camp in the middle of the dungeon and are due some well earned rest. I did indeed finish the scene I was going to finish on Sunday, then I've spent most of the week on this scene and reacquainting myself with animation stuff. I forgot how fiddly facial animations are.

Anyway, I should be finishing scene 8/12 tomorrow. Scenes 9, 10, and 11 are all quite long, and will feature animations of ...

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4k Extra images #7 Dungeon bondage

Heyo, time for another 4k set!

I figured since I'm already rendering stuff in the dungeon, why not take advantage of that? The shadows turned out a little odd here and there. Overall I think the idea was better than the execution. Might be that I try again with some different characters, and maybe a pillory or something. We'll see.

Cheers!

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Update #31 We in the dungeon now

Hello!

This week I've started rendering stuff in the dungeon. There's a big map I've been using for it which looks great. The issue is that it has so many lights already added to it that I've been crashing when trying to render images from the wrong angle.

If you look at the picture above, I've actually not added a single light myself, it's all there already, and the entire map is like that. Maybe better occlusion planes could've helped, which I wonder if there are any at all, but...

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All the better to hear you with

Is bug, me not know why happen. Sed.

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Update #30 Playing with shadows again

Pungspark!

That's how you say hi in Swedish, trust me.

The first scenes with the new fits have been made, which means that if any shenanigans happen and another outfit happens to win during the last hour, I'm fucked. But surely, that would never happen.

The above image is from a scene where Saranhil picks her outfit for their dungeon outing. The implied nudity is kind of hot. It feels a little silly doing that in a pornographic game that hasn't shied away from full nudity so...

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Update #29 A chat in the garden

G'day mate.

Luckily you don't have to actually listen to my best attempt at an Aussie accent. My Scottish one is killer, though. As in people want to kill me when I do it. There's a distinct lack of appreciation for the fine arts.

Rendering is going well. I'm trying a new workflow where I directly add the scenes into the game once I have the images. It's nice breaking up the monotony of doing only renders, though the actual speed of working will pretty much remain unchanged. Two s...

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Poll #6.5 Disregard the poll below, pretend it's not there

Someone messed up and didn't activate the option to vote for more than one outfit. Soooo here's the exact same poll again. Cheers!

Here's Saranhil:

Here's Sveida:

Vote for any and all outfits that you like, the winners will be used in the dungeon during the upcoming episodes. Oth...

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Poll #6 Saranhil the Dungeoneer

You there! Saranhil needs your help in picking her outfit. She needs something cute! And Grishla insists that it should offer some sort of protection or some such nonsense.

Now, choose!

And here's Sveida as well:

That uh, turned out a lot bigger than anticipated. Saranhil's pics look so s...

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Update #28 Done drafting

Hey there!

I've finished the second draft just today, and I'm a lot happier with it compared to the first one. So now it's off to actually making all of the renders. This means next week we'll start having new renders in the updates again, for now, here's one from last episode.

I chose this one since I got a suggestion to add all the phone pictures into a gallery of its own. So I figured I'll make that happen for the next episode, since it should be pretty easy to implement anyway...

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4k Extra Images #6 DJing in the new year

Howdy!

I hope you're enjoying the new year. I was planning to get this out before New Year's Eve, but better late than never.

This time I've put all the files in a little handy archive. Should be a tad bit easier to download. Don't know why I didn't do that earlier, never thought that far, I suppose. 

I'm not sure how good they are at being DJs, but I suspect no one in the crowd is complaining. Perhaps Sveida has a future as a Dick Jockey instead, who knows?

Cheer...

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Update #27 Happy new year!

Cheers!

Bit early on wishing you all a happy new year, but this is update day and I'm a creature of habit. Still working on the script, some scenes have gotten a bit wordy so I think for the first time I'm going to have to make a second draft. I don't want to smack players in the face with walls of text, so trimming the fat is the name of the game.

This is mostly because I'm trying a bit harder with some story stuff. I need to find a good balance, though. The tone of the game is q...

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