The title of the post pretty much says it all. We haven't done a tag challenge in awhile, so it's time to see what you, my lovely Patrons, would like to hear!
Choose the tags you like from the list below, and the 8 with the most votes will be made into an audio, to be released at the end of the month. I've tried to go a little outside my typical tags to see if we can be really creative here, but some of the old favourites are on the list, too.
2021-09-03 16:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Access to the following June NSFW Exclusives have now been opened to the $3 tier, per your tier rewards:
Play My Cards Right, Episode #5: Making An Effort
Trying You On For Size
Putting Things In Perspective
2021-09-01 15:00:08 +0000 UTC
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The movie just ended and we're back in the car, getting ready to leave the theatre parking lot, when we notice the kind of show they weren't offering inside. The couple who was making out during the entire movie a few rows behind us has now moved to the alley behind the theatre, and they've progressed beyond just making out. It's super hot, that kind of urgent need and pure desire, and it gives me a really great idea for spicing up our own date night, right here in the car...
2021-08-27 21:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The summer is almost over (in the Northern Hemisphere, anyway), and it's time for another monthly update. Or, as I'm beginning to think of them, another episode of B's Comedy of Errors. 😆
Get the latest on tech challenges, upcoming events, and even commissions in this month's riveting update (the last part just dripping with sarcasm)!
Have a great rest-of-the-month, everyone!
~B~ 💜💜💜
2021-08-26 03:28:34 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Beauty's Bedtime Stories!
As chosen by you, our first book will be Homer's The Iliad. I've chosen this version, translated by W. H. D. Rouse, as it's not one I've read before and the flow of the text is nice.
This is not a typical audio book, as it's intended to be...
2021-08-25 14:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Our previous two appointments were very successful in obtaining useful samples for the study you've agreed to be part of, and now you're here for your final donation. This time is a little more intense than the previous ones, though. You've been instructed to edge yourself for 7 days prior to your appointment, but you were not allowed to ejaculate. Just think how good it will feel to finally release all that pent up tension as you give me your biggest donation yet with this final sample.....
2021-08-20 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Our evening has been less than spectacular so far - the restaurant and the movie theatre were not places I want to share with my social media followers. As my best friend, I would have thought you'd know it's important that I share my birthday celebrations with them. But then, you hate all that stuff, so I guess not. Our final stop of the night is a vast improvement, though, when you take me a beautiful beach that just screams selfies and Instagram photos. But that's not why we're here. A...
2021-08-18 22:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Like so many right now, I've been downsized at work because of Covid and I have some pretty big career decisions to make. The reality is, I'm not sure I want to go find another job where I work myself to the bone so someone else gets rich. But I'm also not sure I'm ready to take the risk of pursuing the other options out there, either. Luckily for me, you have a completely different perspective on things - one I very much need to hear right now...
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2021-08-17 18:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Lately you've been having trouble sleeping. Well, you've come to the right place. My methods are a bit different than a traditional sleep clinic, but they're definitely effective. Relax, get comfortable, close your eyes, and allow me to work my magic as I slowly help you release all your tension so you can finally get the deep, restful sleep you've been needing...
This version contains music. The track is 2021-08-13 21:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Lately you've been having trouble sleeping. Well, you've come to the right place. My methods are a bit different than a traditional sleep clinic, but they're definitely effective. Relax, get comfortable, close your eyes, and allow me to work my magic as I slowly help you release all your tension so you can finally get the deep, restful sleep you've been needing...
This version does not contain music.
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2021-08-13 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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I gave you instructions and you didn't follow them. Now there are consequences. But if you're good, maybe I'll be nice and give you a little treat - something you've wanted to try but haven't had permission for yet. Punishment can be oh so fun sometimes...
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There are some new tags in this one that I haven't played with before, so I'm dipping my toe in the water gingerly to see how it goes. I love putting my ...
2021-08-12 01:00:02 +0000 UTC
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It's morning, we're getting ready for the day, and I'm grabbing a quick shower before work. The water feels too good, though, and I can't help but spend a little more time on certain areas than I really need to, all while wishing you'd leave the bathroom so I can properly finish and get on with my day, since we don't have time for anything else. But you're on to me and decide we do have time to start the day off right, especially when the showerhead is involved...
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2021-08-06 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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I gave you that key for emergencies. You using it for a non-emergency and walking in on me using my remote-controlled vibrator with an online friend wasn't exactly what I had in mind. You interrupted me at a very crucial moment, so now I'm not only pissed that you came into the room like that, I'm frustrated for a much worse reason. This might be a really good time to cross some of the roommate boundaries and let you take control. Who knows? This could turn out to be a very good situation...
2021-07-30 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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This month's Behind-the-Scenes Exclusive is a little different than previous months, as it's been a tough month on my end and there isn't much to share from my side that's of any interest. (For those who don't know, I broke my foot a couple weeks ago and it has slowed me down quite a bit - more info in the July monthly update.)
But I wanted to make sure I'm still providin...
2021-07-25 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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This past month I've been re-evaluating the Patreon tiers and the content they contain, to see what the majority of my Patrons are interacting with, and not just with comments, etc. It feels like it's time to shake things up a bit.
By far the lowest-utilized reward is the Behind-the-Scenes feature every month, no matter what form it takes. For example, the editing video got less than 20 views in total. It was a lot of work for very little engag...
2021-07-24 19:00:04 +0000 UTC
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We're married now, and we're still trying to get pregnant, living with hormone shots and scheduled sex and weird underwear, all in the hopes of being able to finally have the baby we both want so much. But we've had no luck for several more months. None. And it's frustrating, to say the least. After yet another doctor's appointment where I'm told that the pregnancy test is negative and we just have to keep trying, I come home and vent my frustrations to you, finally letting out some of th...
2021-07-23 21:00:08 +0000 UTC
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July is almost over and that means I'm once again late with the monthly update! What else is new, right? In my defence, I have a good excuse this time. Check out the update to see what's going on in Beauty-land (and to hear what my excuse is!).
Anyone who wishes to submit artwork can do so at behold.the.beauty00@gmail.com.
Did you guess the 2021-07-23 04:44:35 +0000 UTC
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You really are the sweetest partner anyone could ask for, you know that? You surprise me with not only my very first Lego set, but the perfect Lego set - the Friends Central Perk set! Knowing what a huge Friends fan I am, and knowing that my family didn't have money for these things when I was growing up, you give me the chance to experience the joy of ripping into those bags and pulling out all the pieces, of building something truly epic when it's all ...
2021-07-20 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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My regular masseuse is away so you're filling in for her to take care of my massage appointment today. I've never had a male masseuse (masseur?) before, but you're nice enough and your hands feel amazing. While I'm chatting away, I notice you're working on some areas that my regular person doesn't spend any time on. And damn, it feels good. You assure me you'll stop if I want you to, but when it feels this good, how could I possibly want you to?
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2021-07-18 16:00:05 +0000 UTC
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As my little brother's best friend, I've spent years teasing you and giving you a hard time. You were always shy, always quiet, and I knew you had a crush on me. You were kind of obvious about it. Now we're at my brother's place for the weekend to celebrate his college graduation and you're all grown up. You're also not going to take any more of my torment. In fact, the tables have turned and you're about to do a little tormenting of your own...
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2021-07-17 20:01:01 +0000 UTC
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This movie marathon is never-ending, but we promised to stay to help your friend with his new girl. It's a small group and everyone but me seems to be enjoying the movies. I need a break, so we sneak off to the kitchen for some air. One thing leads to another and I end up on my knees with your cock in my mouth, thinking we have some privacy because everyone else is still engrossed in the movie. When the kitchen door opens and your friends intrude on our little moment, we have two choices ...
2021-07-16 21:01:01 +0000 UTC
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I'm home alone, you're out, going about your day, and I have the urge to tell you about a dream I just had. It could wait until you got home, I suppose, but what's the fun in that? I'm too worked up to wait. No, it's more fun to think of you, listening to me doing wonderfully wicked things to myself over your voicemail, while you're forced to pretend nothing is happening because you're in public. That's probably the hottest part of all. Can you handle it?
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2021-07-15 19:01:02 +0000 UTC
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We've talked about my fantasy of you playing with me in my sleep, of waking up with my body already deep in the throes of pleasure, carnal, desperate for you. I've asked you to do this whenever you want and you've chosen tonight. But somewhere between being asleep and awake, I can feel you, and I'm aware of the wonderful things you're doing to me. Just how long can I stay "asleep" while you have your way with me? Let's see, shall we?
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2021-07-09 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone, I just wanted to give you all a heads up about a small change to required tax on pledges. Patreon already adds sales tax/VAT/GST to pledges from patrons in most US states and several other countries—anywhere that’s required by law. They’re now required to start adding tax in a few new places: Canada (other than Quebec where Patreon already charges QST), Thailand, Florida, and Kansas.
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2021-07-09 03:21:17 +0000 UTC
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Tonight is the debut of my solo show and my nerves are in high gear again. Last time, you were able to make my make-up table a safe space, giving me some pretty spectacular memories to think about when I look in the mirror, rather than my impending made-up calamities on-stage. But now we're looking at the stage itself, huge, ominous, empty, just waiting for me to fall flat on my face. The audience will be watching me, and the more I think about that, the more nervous I get. So you decide ...
2021-07-02 21:00:05 +0000 UTC
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It's been almost the entire break since we had sex and we've barely spoken since. Now we're hanging out again finally, just before the break ends, and we're talking about all the great things to look forward to when we get back to college. We finally address the elephant in the room, and it turns out there are a few more things you'd like to learn about before you're faced with the real thing. After the amazing time we've already had once, I'm more than happy to help you "learn" again and...
2021-06-25 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes when I'm feeling out of sorts, I like to look back over my journey and find the parts of it that made me truly happy and creatively fulfilled. In honour of June being Pride Month, I thought it was fitting to do a Production Commentary/Spotlight on my very first FF audio, the Will-O-the-Wisp series, written by u/sandystockings2 and performed with u/HannahSlamma.
This series marked a lot of firsts for me ...
2021-06-25 04:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Where did June go?? It's hard to believe the month is almost over already! Here's the latest from Beauty-land, with a bit of a different tone this month. Things have been something of a struggle for me lately and I talk about that here. I'll let you all know what's been going on with me and what you can expect coming up. Audio updates, a brief update on the writers' event, and lots more are discussed, so enter at your own risk!
These are just my thoughts and opinions, as ...
2021-06-24 05:41:20 +0000 UTC
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This merger has been a long time in the making and it looks like we're finally at the end of it. As legal counsel for our respective companies, we've spent a lot of time together getting this done. Late nights, long, passionate discussions across many boardroom tables, just like this one, all in the interest of getting the best deal for our own clients. Now that it's over, we can admit that there's been something building between us that has nothing to do with the merger. And after one pa...
2021-06-22 16:00:06 +0000 UTC
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I've been having a tough time with my business lately, trying to figure out how I'm going to keep the doors open amidst the Covid lockdowns, and today I've come to a breaking point. I don't know how much more I can handle. You do what you always do - you listen, you reassure me, and, most importantly, you take control and give me permission to let go of everything, to surrender fully to you and what you make me feel, so I can have some much-needed peace...
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2021-06-18 21:01:01 +0000 UTC
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