Here's a freebie for you lot. And here's the link to the Drive.
I have named this OC. Her name is Kym. Because "Kim" sounds like a woman who abuses retail workers, and it's thematically similar to Kyde. Y'all asked for her back in October, so I now very belatedly oblige. Not an animation unfortunately, I'll animate her at some point. I feel so nervous and...
2024-01-06 03:26:09 +0000 UTC
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I have returned! How have you guys been? Sorry about disappearing. I have a lot to tell you all. Both good news, and bad news.
The good news is, Santa Claus is undeniably real! Checkmate, Santa Deniers.
The bad news is, I was mistaken for a Christmas Elf and kidnapped. I've been at the North Pole since late November. Conditions are pretty fucking horrible, I must say. The Elves are like a slave-caste, endlessly making toys. For me, beatings were daily. Santa was sick and twisted, ...
2023-12-30 02:17:15 +0000 UTC
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This one's done, son. I think. Nice and easy, just based it off the first redo. Luckily, I had the original design I made for the rug saved on the redo file, so I just used a perspective warp and put it into place. Cheating? Maybe. I care not, though.
Oh, right! I forgot to say. When this is finalized, I'll render out three versions. The first will be just like this, with two views, the other two will be each panel cropped by itself. Just... to be a little less unwieldy. It may look rea...
2023-11-22 20:53:13 +0000 UTC
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Hello, friendoes. It's been a while. Please, forgive me. I've been working on a big project (It's not smut, so I won't be posting it here ever) with a sort-of team, I got very burnt out, and needed to do some thinking. I won't bore you with any of the details, but I think my life is more balanced now, and I think I have a better relationship with art. Before, I was definitely able to get projects out, but I wasn't enjoying making them. I know what to do now. Don't worry, I won't be charging y...
2023-11-21 00:56:29 +0000 UTC
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Alright, me hearties. It's time to vote. I'm keeping it down to 15 options, I feel like 30 may have been too much. I also combined a few, if you suggested some characters from the same franchise, they were lumped together.
Like before, take a look at each character before you vote. Maybe you'll say "Wowee, this character I've never heard of is a real babe." Or something. I WILL have multiple vo...
2023-11-04 18:17:01 +0000 UTC
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Awright, I got all the suggestions written down, I think. I like 'em a lot! There are some really "lit" ones, as the Zoomers might say. I'm gonna wait just a little while longer to see if any more come in.
But first, I want to test out a poll. Last time, I wanted people to be able to select multiple options, but I fucked it up. I'm sorry. Really, I am. Before I release the November poll, I want to make sure that I have that figured out. Let's see if this works. Feel free to par...
2023-11-03 13:53:44 +0000 UTC
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Link to all files on the Google Drive here.
I can't think of anything to say. Uh... Happy Halloween! Again!
2023-11-01 01:44:50 +0000 UTC
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Link to the Google Drive here.
H'Awright, here's the sounded version of Blair. I added some blinks to the loop, in order to make it less visually monotonous. Otherwise... she'd just be staring down, unblinking, for a solid minute. I hope you guys like this, and Happy Halloween!
2023-11-01 01:44:35 +0000 UTC
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Link to all files here.
No cum on this one, chums. Sorry. Strapped for time.
2023-10-31 22:51:45 +0000 UTC
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Link to Google Drive here.
Thar we go. This one was actually post-processed by a friend of mine. He elected to remain anonymous, otherwise I would've credited him. The coward. I also got rid of the POV hands. It stopped making me laugh. And I got lazy.
Anyways, I don't have anything to say about it. I'm happy with it. I hope you're happy with it. Thank...
2023-10-31 22:51:19 +0000 UTC
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Haw! You fools! Once again, you thought that I was going to do either the variant animation or the background, but I did both instead! You fell for the Halloween trick once again!
Yeah, okay. I know that I did the background with one stamp brush. Alright, I get. Ooh, look at KYDE. He doesn't know how to paint. Look at him. Look at his little penis. Everyone laugh at his little penis.
One of these days I'll actually learn how to paint. They fill up so much of the canvas...
2023-10-31 02:40:22 +0000 UTC
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Oh yeah! I almost forgot about this. We still need to vote. Since I remembered so late, we'll just have the vote a little ways into November. That way people have more time to come up with some real dynamite ideas.
Hit me with 'em. Don't worry, no theming for November. No turkeys or anything Thanksgiving. Sexy... pilgrims? Just general ideas. Whatchu wanna see? Wanna see me do new things? Continue animations I've done, like the Frankie ones? Redo animations I've already done, like the F...
2023-10-29 21:59:33 +0000 UTC
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Haw! You thought I was doing the background next, huh? You thought that because I said that was next, but I deceived you! You fell victim to my Halloween tomfoolery! You expected a Treat, but you've been Tricked instead!
I didn't do the background because I didn't want to. I've been jumping around quite a bit within this one. As of this post, I actually have all of Thorn's (middle girl) junk done. I thought it would help me keep my focus, but I dunno, I think my focus is just as garbage...
2023-10-29 19:22:39 +0000 UTC
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H'alright, I'm fucking barreling through this one. It'll be simple, more like... an animated pinup. I'm gonna try to get it done as quickly as possible. If I deem it to be taking too long, I'll just slap it together as a static and call it done, while hanging my head in shame. But don't fret, if you huff enough gasoline, that bitch will definitely move.
So, here they are. You guys voted for the goth dommy mommy witch GFs, and I hope I did them justice. I DID actually watch the ...
2023-10-24 01:39:48 +0000 UTC
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Link to all files on Google Drive here. Ooooh, don't share any of these! Don't post them around! Don't do it! There's nothing I like more than posting my work over and over on all the different sites. Would you really deprive me of that?
As I said on the main post (you do read everything I write, right? Right??) I didn't add all the things I want...
2023-10-20 03:21:17 +0000 UTC
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Link to files on Google Drive here.
Welp, here it is. I didn't do everything I would've liked to on this, since it's pretty late in the month and I'd like to get more done. Still, I hope y'all like it. Though they were quite the bitch to make, I like how all the tentacles turned out.
I'll be throwing some cash at Pixie Willow to add sound to t...
2023-10-20 03:20:58 +0000 UTC
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Woof. This sumbitch is nearly done. Sorry it's taken so long. I got some bad art block earlier.
I think I discovered my favoritest thing to animate. It's shoes. Rotating. I said before how the thing I'm proudest of is Eri's shoe rotating, and my eyes glazed over like Patrick Bateman looking at Paul Allen's card when I thought about rotating her shoe here. And yeah, when I look at this, it's like a focal point for me. My eye is just immediately drawn to the rotating shoe. I don't... I do...
2023-10-19 15:32:58 +0000 UTC
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NOTE: This isn't done. It's a WIP of a WIP. There are more tentacles to do. God, there are always more tentacles. Fucking tentacles. I just thought that it had been a while since I posted last, and I wanted to make a quick update, since I have a bad habit of just disappearing and I don't want y'all to think I do that anymore. Why are her bahoobers like, moving weird, ye ask? Because they're being influenced by tentacles I haven't animated yet. The one on our left, her right, is being...
2023-10-13 21:09:16 +0000 UTC
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Alright. I think... that's the background. It ain't too involved I don't think. There's like, a weird moon in Soul Eater, and I thought about putting it in here. But... I didn't. I mean, clearly. But there are these weird glowing orbs on the trees. Those things are pretty cool. And I spent all this time learning how to paint clouds, only for them to be pretty obscured. Such is life. Oh well.
Not sure if I'm happy with it in general, it looks kinda off to me. I may go back and fiddle wit...
2023-10-09 02:19:43 +0000 UTC
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BEHOLD.
A few days ago, Patron and trusted advisor The Cunnilinguist reached out to me, and asked "Hey, could I put your art in Minecraft?"
And thus spake KYDE, "BUILD ME A MINECRAFT SHRINE WORTHY OF MY GREATNESS." And lo! He actually did. From henceforth, The Cunnilinguist shall now be known as The Great Prophet. You can now ask him what my tho...
2023-10-08 14:24:36 +0000 UTC
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Oh man. Patreon is all different and shit. What gives? Now the logo looks like, a bit of shit or something. I liked the old one better. Uh, okay, onto the WIP.
Well, here begins the Blair animation. Now, I warned you all. I haven't watched the show. I was completely at a loss for what I should do in this animation, so I went around like a detective trying to piece a prompt together. I went to my most trusted advisors, and they all said "I ain't seen that show neither." One even used rev...
2023-10-08 02:53:47 +0000 UTC
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Sound version here.
The sound versions are also included in the zip. Added Variants are piercings and heart-shaped pubes, as suggested by The Cunnilinguist. I couldn't think of anything else to add, it's a bit of a restrictive gif. Hope y'all like it.
And uh, I'm aware that the link above can be shared by anyone, making the "exclusive" aspect of this pret...
2023-10-03 19:37:42 +0000 UTC
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Sound version here.
H'Awright, I think this one's done. I was going to add shadows, but it would've taken a while. And it would've been hard. And I didn't want to. The sounded versions are included in the zip, but I also put in the Google Drive link. This is my test for Google Drive. I still haven't really figured out how I should do it, so if I'...
2023-10-03 19:37:29 +0000 UTC
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To really get into the Halloween Spirit, I thought it would be fun to design my own scary Halloween monster. This is the Boogie-Monster. He's 7 feet tall, or 0.00115205 Nautical Miles for my European readers. At night, when you think you're safe, he bursts out of your closet and roars "OOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE! I'M THE BOOGIE-MONSTER! I'M THE BOOGIE-MONSTER!" and chases you around your house while flailing his arms around.
If he catches you, he pins you to the ground and starts punching you ...
2023-10-03 15:02:50 +0000 UTC
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And the results are in, ladies and gentlemen.
1st place: Blair, from Soul Eater. Suggested by Pingle. 28% of the vote.

Pretty cool character design. I like her hat and hair. It reminds me of Kingdom Hearts. Now uh, I haven't watched this show, so I don't know what she's like and ...
2023-10-01 18:06:16 +0000 UTC
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Welp, thar she blows. I thought it would be cool to like, match the original in terms of how finished this is. This is pretty much where I left off on the first one. Now, I'm not done with this, next I'll be adding a few more variant elements, and then adding shadowing and the original audio to it. But, for those of you who wanted a more "faithful" remake, here ye go.
Let's take a look at a comparison:
2023-10-01 03:31:50 +0000 UTC
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Ohhhh I said I wouldn't but I just couldn't resist.
Here's the BASE, with the FACE. I hope the face looks good, this is also the second time I've lip-synced a word in my animation career. The first time was when I synced "Fine!" for the first animation, and the second time was... when I synced "Fine!" for this one. I am truly a man of many talents. I tried something new on this one and actually did holds, for once. What are holds, ye ask? Well, it's when a frame is... held. Before...
2023-09-30 19:45:41 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Turns out, you can't vote on multiple. Load of shit. The option to turn it on is greyed out, please forgive me. I was wrong, and I've already flagellated myself to atone.
It is time, me hearties. It is time for the Whip of Democracy to crack across my back and decide my fate. This is a little later than I wanted to put it out, but I also wanted to wait in case anyone else had any suggestions. There were so many! Fucking thirty of them, that's awesome. Seeing them all made...
2023-09-29 14:41:04 +0000 UTC
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EDIT: Turns out, you can't vote on multiple. Load of shit. The option to turn it on is greyed out, please forgive me. I was wrong, and I've already flagellated myself to atone.
It is time, me hearties. It is time for the Whip of Democracy to crack across my back and decide my fate. This is a little later than I wanted to put it out, but I also wanted to wait in case anyone else had any suggestions. There were so many! Fucking thirty of them, that's awesome. Seeing them all made...
2023-09-29 14:40:51 +0000 UTC
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Ohhh dear Jesus, this fucking sucked. This was like, "Cut my life into pieces" bad. I know I don't post rough pencils like this anymore, but it's been awhile since I've posted and I'd like you all to know that I am still breathing. This week has been, as the Europeans might say, "A bit shit." My AC went out, and since I live in a desert hellhole it got up to 83 degrees Fahrenheit, or 28.3 degrees Celsius, inside where I work. I've got a poor little portable AC, but even that small hero couldn...
2023-09-28 20:54:26 +0000 UTC
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