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Video: Skipping... And Bouncing

A very short video illustrating the relationship between skipping and large breasts. 

Gameplay: Resident Evil 3 Remake - Final Boss - Inferno Mode - S Rank

You've seen me dressed as Jill Valentine, now watch me play as my favourite character as I complete the new Resident Evil 3 game on the hardest difficulty on PS4. The final boss took many attempts over a couple of hours, but it was so satisfying to finally blow him to pieces 😁

Video: Nurse Uniform (Washing Hands)

What? I'm just washing my hands!

Sound on for maximum squelching.

Premium Photoshoot: Retro Nurse Tease

Time for this nurse to get a little naughtier.

Bend over please, this won't hurt... much.

Photoshoot: Retro Nurse

Of all the requests and suggestions I receive, a nurse outfit is high on the list. What better time to indulge your fantasies than the middle of a virus outbreak?! 

I have opted for a retro style uniform, more like the kind you would find in a medical Carry On film or an episode of The Royal. I made it myself, mainly because I find off-the-peg erotic uniforms to be anything but sexy. I prefer fantasy to be based in reality, after all.

In addition to posing, I have also taken ...

Premium Photoshoot: Easter Bunny (Lingerie / Topless)

Happy Good Friday, bunnies!

Easter will be a little strange this year, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun. 

I have lots of goodies in store for you over the long weekend and I'm not just talking about the chocolate treats in my basket.

In this photoshoot, I've ditched the dress but kept the carrot. A little something to keep your imaginations ticking over until my next post.

Happy Easter!

Photoshoot: Easter Bunny (Clothed)

Happy Good Friday, bunnies!

Easter will be a little strange this year, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun. 

I have lots of goodies in store for you over the long weekend and I'm not just talking about the chocolate treats in my basket.

Let's kick things off with this photoshoot featuring one of my favourite dresses (it clings in all the right places) and an exceedingly large carrot. Meanwhile, higher tier subscribers can see me out of the dress and get a glimpse of...

Photoshoot: Resident Evil 3 - Jill Valentine Cosplay (Bed Scene)

"September 28th, daylight. The monsters have overtaken the city. Somehow I'm still alive. Now it's Raccoon City's last chance and my last chance. This is my, last escape."

To celebrate the release of the Resident Evil 3 remake today, I have recreated the opening scene from the original game. Then I've taken things a bit further with some posing on the bed, finishing off with a nice bit of ahegao seeing as it always goes down so well. 

If anybody wants me, I'll be in Raccoon C...

Premium Photoshoot: Resident Evil 3 - Naughty Jill Valentine Cosplay

A slightly naughtier set from my Jill Valentine cosplay, inspired by the Hentai porn that enhances the assets of animated characters and puts them in compromising positions. The last couple of photos are an extreme re-enactment of one of my favourite cutscenes from Resident Evil 3, when Jill bursts out on to the clock tower balcony to signal the rescue helicopter and thrusts her boobs into the camera. That's certainly one way to get their attention!  

Photoshoot: Resident Evil 3 - Jill Valentine Cosplay

I always remember the day, twenty years ago, that Resident Evil 3: Nemesis was released in the UK. I had been introduced to the series when Gareth and his best friend (Other Gareth) spent a couple of weeks helping each other through the original game. I would dip in and out whenever I visited and soon became obsessed with the story.  Then they both bought Resident Evil 2 and even though none of us liked it as much, we were undeniable Resi fiends. In the lead up to Resident Evil 3, I devo...

Photoshoot: A Light In The Darkness

Remember that sparkly jacket I wore to Little Boots last November? I was using my phone as a torch one night and accidentally created a mirrorball effect when it shone against the metallic strips. Immediately I knew I had to incorporate the effect into a photoshoot, so I packed the jacket for my  Glasgow trip two weeks ago.

The world has changed so much in the fortnight since, proving what I have always known; never take anything for granted, as it can disappear without notice.

Kiss & Tell: Glasgow Hotel (Bob Wig)

As regular readers know by now, I do enjoy making good use of a hotel room. There's something about being away from home that enhances my dirty mind. Throw in a bit of dress up and you have a recipe for a perfect dirty weekend. 

Last week I found myself in Glasgow. After the failed attempt at a photoshoot in Cardiff, I made sure to pack the stockings and suspenders and my newest pair of slutty shoes. Instead of the pink wig, I chose a new red/brunette bob that I recently bought for...

Premium Photoshoot: St. David's Day 2020

When I was at school, St. David's Day meant one thing: the annual Eisteddfod talent show. This was an opportunity for the entire school to come together and show off their skills at Welsh poetry recital, folk dancing and - in the case of a girl called Jess - singing all the parts of California Dreamin' at once.

Inspired by this Welsh tradition, I thought I'd show off my talents to celebrate my national pride. Poetry recital makes me cringe, I'm more of a wiggler than a dancer and I pref...

Photoshoot: St. David's Day 2020

When I was at school, St. David's Day meant one thing: the annual Eisteddfod talent show. This was an opportunity for the entire school to come together and show off their skills at Welsh poetry recital, folk dancing and - in the case of a girl called Jess - singing all the parts of California Dreamin' at once.

Inspired by this Welsh tradition, I thought I'd show off my talents to celebrate my national pride. Poetry recital makes me cringe, I'm more of a wiggler than a dancer and I pref...

Out-Takes: C'est La Vie

Full length and unseen versions from a spot of impromptu urban photography in Liverpool this week. 

Photoshoot: Suede Buckle Boots

A little something to tide you over until my next nude shoot. 

These suede buckle boots were one of three new pairs that I dragged home from a recent trip to Manchester. I like to cater for the many foot/shoe fetishists amongst you and I'm always on the lookout for new items to show off, even if they are not practical for everyday wear. 

I have coupled these boots with pale AF bare legs and one of my favourite dresses. As you can tell, I'm very pleased with the results!&...

Premium Photoshoot: Valentine's Day Hotel Date

Me, naked apart from heels and a choker, with an inflatable heart, in a hotel room, with MY reputation?!

You have been blessed with this righteous opportunity. PLEASE don't tell me that you are just going to stand there gawping. Lock the door, open the curtains and let's make that law firm blush!

This is dedicated to all those who say "your tits are great, but I'd love to see 'dat ass.'" I have also included a selection of tease out-takes from the same afternoon, for a shoot that ...

Photoshoot: Valentine's Day 2020

Be my Valentine?

During my recent visit to Cardiff, I spotted this inflatable heart for sale and knew that it would be perfect for today's special shoot. I couldn't wait to pose with it, so we had some naked Monday afternoon fun in the hotel room. Well, naked apart from the heels. Had to give him something to hold on to while he spread my legs! 

The full nude photoshoot is available to higher tier patrons. Call it a gift in return for everything you give to me.

Happy Va...

Photoshoot: The Wedding List

The first of two Valentine's Day photoshoots is a conceptual piece based on Kate Bush's The Wedding List from her 1980 album Never For Ever. The track was based on the 1968 François Truffaut film La Mariée Était En Noir (The Bride Wore Black) , which sees a vengeful widow hunting down the men responsible for killing her husband on their wedding day. 

Although intended as an alternative to the conventional lovey dovey content that is generally expected for February 14th (you shou...

Photoshoot: Somewhere In Time (Liverpool 1960s)

Lately I've been dreaming of the past, but seeing the person I am today. It reminds me of one of my favourite themes in fiction; the fish out of water, time travelling hero such as Gary Sparrow in Goodnight Sweetheart or Richard Collier in Somewhere In Time.

It feels like the past is slipping away from so many modern cities as buildings are demolished to make room for new developments. Liverpool is no exception (an entire flyover has recently been demolished in the city centre) but I ap...

Photoshoot: A Hard Day's Night

Inspired by a recent visit to the August Sander portrait exhibition in Cardiff, this is a collection of black & white headshots presented as a tribute to the album that first introduced me to The Beatles. 

A Hard Day's Night was one of two Beatles LPs in my parents' record collection (the other was Help!). I don't know why there weren't more as my dad had been enough of a fan to go and see them in Cardiff Capitol Theatre (he couldn't hear a thing over all the screaming). But I ...

Kiss & Tell: Cardiff - January 2020

Since posting this image with a cryptic caption on social media this week, a few people have asked exactly what happened during the short-lived photoshoot. Coincidentally, I have been intending to introduce a sex diary element to my premium content (I am a writer first and foremost, after all). So, just for you, here's the truth. 

It was my husband Gareth's 40th birthday and he had spent the day treating me to meals and expensive makeup, basically being a sugar daddy. I couldn't he...

Out-Takes: Contouring Test Shots

Finally had chance to try out my contour palette from Christmas and I'm pleased with the results. I think it will take me a few goes to get it completely right, mainly because it feels so wrong putting such dark shades against my pale skin, so I tended to be a little cautious. But it definitely changes my face quite dramatically and I can see it being quite useful for my more dominant photoshoots where my natural haughtiness and resting bitch face can be enhanced. For now I'll probably just s...

Premium Photoshoot: Christine Keeler

As soon as I walked into my hotel room and saw that chair, two words came to mind: Christine and Keeler. I haven't had chance to watch The Trial Of Christine Keeler yet, but I've been loving the promo material and have always loved the iconic photo. 

Seeing as there is more than a passing resemblance between us, it had to be done. Complete nudity apart from my choker and heels, I straddled that chair for all it was worth. Then I turned around and revealed even more. 

Did...

Premium Photoshoot: Hotel Room

As you can see, my New Year's Resolution was to finally show my tits to my top tier subscribers. Told you that I'd get them out when you least expected it 😉

There's something about staying in a hotel that makes me really horny. I think it's being in close proximity to other guests and the fact that anyone can hear you. And I'm very noisy 😀

This was taken when we were fooling around in the hotel one night in November. I'm just as much of an exhibitionist for my husband as I a...

Photoshoot: Hotel Room

Once I was showered and dressed, I did a bit of posing in the hotel room before checking out. You've seen one or two of these on my social media over the last couple of months, but this is the full shoot just for you. 

Photoshoot: Hotel Voyeur

"Oh! It's you!" 

Something a little bit different to kick off my 2020 content. This is a little impromptu session from my last hotel stay in November. 

I receive a lot of messages from men who are into voyeurism, so let your imaginations run riot as you watch me perform my morning ritual. 

Photoshoot: Gingerbread Dress Bondage

Being the kinky girl I am, it did not take long before the idea of being tied up with lights popped into my head.

What would you do if you found me in this position? Would you set me free or take great pleasure in humiliating me? 

Photoshoot: Christmas Cushion Tease

Feeling full after all that food? Why don't you sit back and let me perform a little tease for you. Then maybe you'll feel up to... working some of it off 😉

Photoshoot: Christmas Pudding Tease

Has everyone finished their Christmas dinner? Ready for dessert? I'll bring the pudding, you supply the cream 😉