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ROYAL REWARD: BB's Big Mistake, Part 2 (Inanimate TF, Fate)

When her third knock achieved nothing more than silence, Melusine decided she’d waited long enough. Placing her hand on the door, she carefully pushed it open, baring the dark confines of Master’s unlit bedroom. 

After a moment of pause, she stepped inside. “Master…?” she said, looking around. “Master, are you in here?” The door was unlocked, so she’d expected to find him present (if sleeping), but the room appeared empty. Perhaps he’d simply left it open by mista...

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The Great Escape

Hey, everyone! It's time for another one of those weird choose-your-own-adventure gameshow event things, where we throw a bunch of your favorite fictional characters into the colosseum and make them suffer for our amusement!

This time, a group of your favorite characters will be working to escape from the mansion of a haughty Bakeneko baroness, preferably without tripping every transformative trap in their path on the way. You guys, as ever, will be determining their success, t...

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ROYAL REWARD: The Toy Witch Plays With: Monster Musume (Toy TF, Monster Musume)

The air whistled past Theodora Berenstain’s face as she swept her broom over the pristine modern city below her, eyes spinning in search of someone fun to play with. She had plenty of targets to choose from–the city was packed with people, but for some strange (if not exactly unfamiliar) reason, she couldn’t make a decision. 

“Hmmmm. Hmmmmmmm… Hmmmmm… (Hmmm…).” Slowing to a near stop in the air, she spun in a circle, groaning. “Argh! Why is it so hard to choooose?...

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Word Games (Body Part TF, Absorption)

Ashley cocked her head and leaned back on the bench, licking her lips and studying her surroundings. “Okay,” she said at last. “Let’s begin. …You want to go first again?” 

Mandy frowned. “Of course not! I always go first. And it puts me at a disadvantage, you know. You go first.” 

Around them, the busy mall bustled with shoppers, bags swinging at their sides as they rushed from one jam-packed store to the next. 

“Okay, okay,...

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ROYAL REWARD: Ugh, Blue is So Not My Color (Blueberry Inflation, Totally Spies!)

Sam held her breath as she looked around the corner, careful not to do anything that might give away her position. Infiltrating the facility had been a nightmare, even by the standards of normal spywork. Guards on every corner, cameras and sentry turrets–it was a miracle she’d gotten this far. 

Of course, she hadn’t accomplished her objective yet. She still had to grab the Device and escape. Unfortunately, that was even trickier than it sounded: while her target migh...

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ROYAL REWARD: Sailor Balloon (Inflation, Corruption, Identity Death)

Spreading her feet, Usagi raised her Moon Rod and assumed a defiant pose. “Queen Nehelenia, your reign of darkness is at an end!” 

On the other side of the throne room, Queen Nehelenia rested her chin in her palm smugly. “Is that so?” she said, raising a hand. “Perhaps you should try a little of my darkness first.” She thrust it forward, launching a bolt of Stygian lightning from her palm.

Usagi raised her arms to shield herself, but there was nothing she could do...

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ROYAL REWARD: Galaxy Gala (Omnipotence, Drink TF, Vore)

Gentlemen and women slid across the floor like chess pieces, their starched suits and tight red dresses creaking with every motion. The ballroom thronged with people like them, their formal shoes and high heels clacking against the checker tiles as they danced and talked and discussed the most refined of topics. It had a serene, intellectual air–stylish, sophisticated, ele–

“Oh my, like, Gawd, guys! Look! Look! Oh my Gawd, look! Galaxy cocktails!” Like a particularly loud fart, ...

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ROYAL REWARD: VCardcaptor, Part 2 (Card TF, Vtubers, 2nd Person)

You’re halfway home–your deck of nearly-blank cards tucked tightly into a pocket where they inevitably rub against your throbbing, erect cock–when you run into your second vtuber of the day. 

“Hey, Lily! What are you up to?” Strolling down the street with her phone to her ear, Sinder the Hellhound seems remarkably unaware of the world around her. 

Wow, you think, watching her big buttcheeks rise and fall as she walks. What are the chances you’d run into two v...

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ROYAL REWARD: Raven's New Cock, Part 5 (Absorption, Futanari, RWBY)

The flaps swished shut, cutting off the moon, and leaving only the buttery light of the lamp to illuminate the tent.

“Now,” said Raven, running her hands down her curvaceous new form. “Time to try out my new body. Do you like the sound of that, girls?” 

On her chest, Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long rippled with the aftershocks of her movement. Nnn~! No! cried Ruby. Please, you can’t do this to us! 

Yang’s response was a little less pitifu...

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ROYAL REWARD: Panchira Rains on Reines’ Parade (Panties TF, Fate, Illustrated)

Panchira spun in her chair with a sigh of disgust. “Urgh, come on! What’s taking them so long, nya? They should have fetched her half an hour ago!” 

Flinging herself out of the chair, she marched across the bridge of the saucer and tapped the controls to summon the main monitor. It showed her catspaws’ progress at 99%, just as it had half a minute ago. And a minute ago. And ten minutes ago. And– “How does this even happen, nya?!” 

Just as she about to go do...

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The Toy Witch Plays with Sakura Haruno (Toy TF, Naruto)

She flew over the city in a state of hesitation, concealed from mortal eyes but not from her own indecision. Beneath her, the Hidden Village in the Leaves sprawled like a colony of ants–ninja ants with shuriken and magic eyes. A part of her wanted to reach out and squash them. 

“Hmm, what should I do…? What should I do…? Argh, it’s so hard to choose! I wanna new toy! I wanna new toooooy!” Teddy shook her arms in frustration, swinging side to side on her broom until at l...

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ROYAL REWARD: Perverse Poolrooms, Part 3 (Gigantification, Transparency, 2nd Person)

It takes a little while for you to collect yourself. Standing there on the edge of the third pool, your fluid new body dripping and oozing around you, you breathe hard, struggling to hold yourself together. The more you panic, the more your altered figure seems to run away from you: big globs of green slime drip from your hands, striking the tile with emphatic splats, and you find your vision sinking as your legs collapse into a puddle. Soon, you’re in up to your waist, and everything you d...

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Story Poll #38 Results

The votes are in! It's been a close race, but the winner of our latest poll is ''PRNO (Pornography TF, RWBY)"! Congrats to those of you who picked it!

PRNO (Pornography TF, RWBY)

Something strange is happening at Beacon Academy: every other day, another girl goes missing. And no sooner have her friends sounded the alarm than a video cassette shows up on their doorstep. A video cassette bearing some incredibly personalized pornograp...

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ROYAL REWARD: The Collector: Weiss (Sextoy TF, RWBY)

With a sigh of relief, Weiss pushed herself off the toilet, pausing for an instant to pull up her panties before she dropped the lid and flushed.

As she washed her hands, she studied her reflection, resisting the urge to groan at how messy it looked. Bedhair was the worst. But at least no one had to see her like this. 

After a few futile attempts to comb the worst of the knots out of her locks, she yawned and made her way out of the bathroom, rubbing her eyes as she stepped i...

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ROYAL REWARD: BB's Big Mistake, Part 1 (Inanimate TF, Fate)

BB chuckled beneath her breath as the door of the bedroom swung open, exposing the bottom-heavy bottom half of her own offshoot, Meltryllis, arms crossed and a stern expression on her face. 

“What?” said the Alter Ego, closing the door harshly behind her. “Why do you want to see me?” 

BB shifted on Master Ritsuka’s bed with a smile, enjoying the feeling of Melt’s confusion. “Perhaps I simply wanted to chat,” she said, tracing circles in the bedsheets. “...

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Story Poll #38

Hey, guys! It's time for another poll! What do you want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Choose Your Own Escape (Various TFs, 2nd Person, CYOA)

Oh no, you’ve been kidnapped! Catnapped, you might say, by a Bakeneko noble. Now you’re trapped in their mansion, subject to all their whims, and at risk of running into a thousand transformative dangers if you dare to try to escape them! Ah, but if you stay, the...

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ROYAL REWARD: Foodfight: Berry Bonanza! (Berry Inflation)

The lights snapped on with a click, revealing the gloopy-haired form of Taberu, her fat boobs stretching her blouse and her even fatter thighs straining against her short shorts. 

“Hi, everyone! Welcome back to another exciting episode of Foodfight!, nya!” Striding into the center of the stage, she waved an encouraging paw at the audience. “If nyou’re just tuning in, nyou’re in luck, because nyou’ve joined us just in time for anyother round of Fruit Machine...

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ROYAL REWARD: Trapped in the Cat's Crack, Part 3 (Shortstack, Butt Entrapment, 2nd Person)

In the end, Nyanko spends almost half an hour on the seesaw. Half an hour of kicking off the floor and flying up, up, up towards the apex of her arc… Before falling straight back down to the ground again, where the seesaw strikes the earth and, by proxy, slaps your captor’s enormous buttcheeks. They ripple like a pair of giant puddings and, in the process, strike you with the impact as well. By the time Nyanko finishes, your thoughts barely make sense; everything has been slapped out of o...

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ROYAL REWARD: Voracious Vacuum (Mass Food TF)

Cindy slammed the fridge shut with a groan of despair. “Again?! How’ve I run out of smoothies again?! Ugh!” Gritting her teeth, she turned and stomped out of the kitchen.

Wrenching open the broom closet, she blew away the dust and peered inside. “Come on… come on… I know I left it in here somewhere… Ahah!” At last, her eyes settled on her object of her search: it looked a lot like an everyday vacuum cleaner, though somehow sleeker, more futuristic, as if it had ...

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ROYAL REWARDS: Perverse Poolrooms, Part 2 (Recoloring, Slime TF, 2nd Person)

The second pool yawns before you like a pool of acid, a shining bright green, like Mountain Dew. You can only hope it tastes better. 

Approaching cautiously, you peer into it and wince at the unfamiliar reflection that greets you. Instead of a young man, it’s a beautiful young woman, and though you’ve never seen her in your life, you can’t help but recognize your twin sister. The similarity is undeniable. 

Stepping back from the edge, you pause and look down at you...

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ROYAL REWARD: VCardcaptor, Part 1 (Card TF, Vtubers, 2nd Person)

A bird chirps in the tree over your head as you settle into the bench and reach into your backpack. It’s a beautiful day, and what better way to spend it than by opening a brand-new packet of trading cards? You’ve acquired a box of the newly-released Vcards, and you can’t wait to see which vtubers you’ve got. 

As you tear open the packaging, however, you notice something strange. Instead of the girls you’re expecting, the cards show nothing more than an empty, gray expans...

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ROYAL REWARD: THE Pudding (Food TF, Honkai Star Rail)

Herta, the Herta, turned the curio around in her hands, hoping each revolution would reveal a facet she’d missed. 

By the two-hundredth turn, she had to admit she wasn’t making progress. Casting the strange book aside with a groan of despair, she slumped on her bed, wondering if she were starting to lose her touch. How could such a simple curio mystify her?! It should be as simple as reading the words! What kind of book didn’t want to be read?

With a groan, she...

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ROYAL REWARD: Catastrophic Crime Spree, Part 9 (Inanimate TF, Petrification, NIKKE)

Red Hood woke to the clanging of distant hammers. 

Sitting up, she sat there with her eyes shut and groaned, wondering exactly what had happened to her. The last she remembered, she’d been out patrolling the wilderness, looking for the source of an anomalous energy signature. They’d all assumed it was the Raptures, but now, looking back…

A jolt of pain struck her head. Wincing, she made to rub her temple, but before her hand could reach her head, it came to an abrupt st...

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ROYAL REWARD: Juri of the Lamp, Part 2: Juri Strikes Back (Genie TF, Hypnosis, Food TF, Expansion, Street Fighter)

Chun-Li’s footsteps echoed through the museum as she marched towards the exit, her mission complete and her target in her hands. Striding past the skeletons and fertility idols, she felt a tremendous sense of satisfaction: everything had gone exactly to plan. 

Her captive, on the other hand, didn’t seem quite as happy.

“Mmmmphf! Mmmmphf! Mmmmmphf!” The lamp rattled in Chun-Li’s hands as Juri fought furiously to escape it. Fortunately, the same magic that ha...

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Suggestion: Ruby and Weiss's Big, Fat Dust-Up (Breast Expansion, RWBY)

A light breeze blew through Beacon’s courtyard, rustling Ruby’s skirt and tussling her hair. Sitting back on the bench, she kicked her legs and groaned restlessly, wondering if her day could possibly get any worse.

She was soooooo bored. Booooooooored. Bored. Boooooooored. Yang had gone for a bike ride, Blake was busy in the library, and Weiss had yet to return from her trip home, so there was no one around for her to do anything with. Boooooored. 

“Hi, Ruby,” said Ja...

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ROYAL REWARD: Raven's New Cock, Part 4 (Absorption, Futanari, RWBY)

Ruby and Blake looked back, eyes concerned, as Yang marched them through the camp. 

“Y-Yang?” said Ruby, voice trembling. “Are you sure–Are you sure this place is safe?” A guard threw her a threatening look, and she drew back with a squeak. 

Yang swallowed her first response–a sardonic ‘of course not’–and settled for smiling reassuringly. “Of course is it, Ruby. I told you, my mom’s in charge. We can trust her to honor her deal.”&nbs...

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ROYAL REWARD: The Most Expensive Wine in Landosol (Drink TF, Princess Connect)

Looking down on the ballroom from the balcony, Saren tapped her arm in frustration. “Tch, just where is that delivery?” 

“What are you waiting for?” asked Akino, watching from nearby. 

Saren shot her a haughty look. “That is none of your business. As you can see, everything is going fine.” 

Akino huffed. “Well, it certainly doesn’t sound like it. Are you expecting something?” 

After a momentary pause, Saren sighed. ...

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Story Poll #37 Results

The results are in, and the winner of Poll 37 is 'The Succubi’s New Store (Sextoy TF, Konosuba)' at 26 votes! Congratulations to those of you who picked it!

The Succubi’s New Store (Sextoy TF, Konosuba)

Axel’s Succubus Cafe has been looking to expand its business model. From wet dreams to specialty sextoys their clients can use while they’re still awake. There’s only one problem: all those female adventurers who insist on sleep...

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Story Poll #37

It's polling time again! What do you guys want me to write this time?

Here are your options! (You can pick more than one!):

Plastic Paradise (TG, Latex, 2nd Person, Vtuber TF)

You’ve chosen a very special location for your latest vacation: the resort world of Ukiwa, where the oceans are sparkling and clear, the air perfumed, and everything from the buildings to the flora are plump, bouncy inflatables. It’s perfection! 

Only, what’s t...

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Perverse Poolrooms, Part 1 (TG, 2nd Person)

You stumble, soaking, through the maze, wishing you’d gone swimming in trunks and not a pair of speedos. Before you lies a labyrinth of tiles, bland and gray and slick to the touch. Don’t run, or you might just slip and break an arm.

It happened while you were at the public pool. You’d only gone for a quick swim, but just as you were about to call it quits for the session, something caught your attention at the bottom of the wall. You dived down to investigate it, but for some rea...

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