The Perfect One Paytch

“I don’t think that it’s going to be that ground breaking”. “I thought I would change the world”. Only if these mfs knew how great they are. These two mfs are the only reason I’m still alive right now.

I'm ashamed to say this, but you put my psychotic brain to sleep at night when I'm blacked out drunk at 4pm

Goat_pro

Yo chill

Shane looks like an autistic Lincoln Riley

Cory Campbell

I was a Cumtown stan for a solid year or so. MSSP is much better than Cumtown at this point. If I were Matt or Shane I’d regret making the Patreon $1 lol. I’m sure the pod will grow a lot more, but, at the least it deserves the same pay as Cumtown, especially when Cumtown’s Patreon has literally ZERO extra paid perks. Even with the premium episodes being on YouTube, they should do more for the patrons (who spend 5x as much as MSSP patrons). They never uploaded one file on Patreon that wasn’t on YouTube at the same time. Sometimes new episodes showed up on YouTube first lmfao, fail. They might have had a shitty private discord, I don’t remember, but none of them would ever go on there and interact. And btw, what idiot would pay for a Future Files subscription lol that’s ridiculous. Must be a younger audience, idk. Aside from the cost of YouTube Premium, I still don’t understand how the hell they’ve maintained their number of patrons. But it’s also the content quality. It helps that MSSP doesn’t have a dumb bald hyena filling all space (sonically, no pun intended). Stav in particular was the deal-breaker for me, I’m so tired of him. Especially when his mic is always way hotter than the others, I don’t wanna hear that bullshit lol. And his small-brain shitlib takes lol, fuck. I guess Cumtown content is awesome for the clips, but the quality of their episodes is really inconsistent, often boring lately. Matt & Shane engage way better with each other, and they make more cohesive funny’s points. Yes I understand that Nick is driving it into the ground on purpose, so I don’t really judge him for that. But when you get burnt out from Stav, the episodes get hard to listen to, I probably listened to them way too often. Now with that said - increasing the Patreon price is the highest cardinal sin, I trust you guys are aware it’s too late.

Your Agent Calls "Hey we booked the Taliban, its $10million if "you're funny", if not, they kill you" do you take the gig?

Richie G

it’s amazing how Instagram can cleanse Trump but somehow let dog on girl porn squeak though.

funny shit boyz

up the good work

Just joined, love what you guys are creating! Keep

Golden ep, this one. You guys were on fire this week. Felt like the old eps. 🤘

D. Vosika

Pretty sure it was always a finite number of eppies for first season

Matt Kirby

They're taking a break cause Gilly boi here is touring a shit load. I expect if they shut us down again the dawgz will get back to making skits, but he said at one point he more than likely done for the year on them due to touring and holidays coming up.

I hope so

360° ☯

Love the Bros but where the Gilly and Keeves Skits at??

Major Applewhite

Yo he definitely hates Shane and that sucks so much

JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

The special is gonna rule

Matt get rid of those shitty pit bulls lol

Booker T

Krystal and Sagaar are not nearly as good as Rogies claims. They spout the same bullshit about Covies everyone else does and even before that are pretty milquetoast and boomeresque. Don't get drawn in by the idea that watching them makes you a mature grown up Matty! Also whose name is fuckin Krystal Ball and works in the news and isn't a walking psyop? Lol

Lie To Me Jerry

I’ve got an extra room in the condo on PCB for over crowded kids but leaving Tuesday

well0Kthen

cant wait for the Florida casts praise allah

11 dranks on the table? Our boys are thirsty thots

Matt Kramer

That fart was glorious. We demand more flatulence.

Neck brace AKA Jewish turtleneck

Heck yea!

Nothin wrong with that

sean graf

True classic rumpus hour

sean graf

tucking at the airport

Phoqueboi

SORRY!!! I was raised a Catholic Patriot like Matt and we fucking waited for the priest and his stable of boys to leave to his lair. None of this bullshit leaving right after eating

Shane may turn into Bam on this trip, if he starts having a weird trashy PA accent half the time and films pranking his same names father

Lance

This is my first episode and they talked about dog porn. Also, will this dude stfu and let Matt do the talking? I’m still going to listen though it’s a cool show.

Dear God

Quin Dabbs

Just a tip for the true D.A.W.G.s, you can taxidermy a dog pussy and after it’s done and a lil fresh, get some baseball glove oil and work it into the taxidermied dog puss. Let it cure for a bit and repeat that process, lube it up and that puppy will feel alive again.

McCusker Family Hour rules

It’s pronounced hesh you fuck

I wonder if my brother Andre is ever in these chats. If you see this, should we go to Foster’s Freeze soon?

great classic ep right here

John Dabman

what happened to the gilly and keeves ep

I can't wait to watch this, Matty went full WAR ROOM and i can't get enough of it. 💪🏻 Salute to the dawgs

Tate Stacy

Get Kevin Brennan in that room

Attell is Shrek 1

Michael Cahill

I’m all bricked up 🧱 #ImHard

Booker T

Could it be more obvious that a woman has never touched your penis? Crawl back into that neckbeard nest and an hero yourself kiddo

HDNW - 2HDC 4 Lyfe

Brahman alone is real; the world is appearance

g Man

I live in Navarre beach. Let me come to the beach house

Maybe it could be a skit where a the porn shop owner makes a turducken style fleshlight out of all the different animal fleshlights

Guy who has a shop selling dog fleshlights but all his customers are creepy basement trolls would be a great skit

Super hyped for gilly on ur moms house and the mccuskey mode pod🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥

micah vance

Respect for blasting the cast so loud your neighbors can hear...

How good is our god

Lolol

Omg, that talk about your spouse dieing from old age, Ive never jumped to the fast forward button like that, I was working out in my backyard and just last night my old neighbor had his children over and was explaining how his wife didn't have long, as soon as they brought it up I heard their garden hose turn off😂😂 shit i think my neighbor hate me now

I have the Bush stamps and use them 😂

I will DIE on this platform…..4 female votes=1 actual vote. Only way to save America.

Your girl needs to be told, not asked, TOLD to STFU once a day. Who the FUCK founded this country?! U think it would have went well if founding “fathers” said, yeaaa ummm. I think it’s really shitty we haaave to pay uuuu, it’s like, not reallllly fair….ugh. Peal the potatoes bitch, we got this

All time fav, never laughed harder 💚

That fart was fucking sick

god bless

This is like book of Matt New Testament

Daniel Boone blazed the trail thorough the Cumberland Gap

Maybe go outside?

dudeimarobot

Some loser reported my comment in the subreddit where I called schaub a cuck bitch and a closeted fag and got my account iced. Stay frosty, dawgs

Damn those Bi’s are poppin’ in that thumbnail Matty!

The dawgs

Literally just finished the regular. YEASSS

Jack

Shitchya

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