Christmas Special part 1 (Everyone is Home) + FIVE bonus panels!

So when Simon brags later on that he, Bayonetta and Dark Samus totally *READ THE BIBLE*, he actually means it! Smosh reference for those who don't quite get the joke.

Kenneth Hill

Fun fact: Bayonetta is a nun in the games canonically, it's her Clark Kentesque day job, if I remember lore correctly.

BenjaMan64

Simon is in a Polyamory and still got a Holy relationship going. That is pretty cool.

Croc & Co.

Fun fact about Mjolnir. While Marvel made lifting the hammer a test of worthiness, in the original mythology, it’s just stupid heavy. Thor is just one of the only guys alive who’s able to lift the darn thing. I assume God of War would prefer to follow the original Norse legends. Think about it.

Jon Brouse

I like to think Bayonetta and Dark Samus still had fun, even if the activity wasn’t what they expected.

What is this, a Terminal Montage video?

The last thing I expected was for Bayo, Dark Samus, and Simon to be reading the Bible. That’s hilarious xD

Here’s to hoping Atreus makes it into the comic!

Mirthmire

Yeah, Bayonetta at least should have already known since they had dated before, Dark Samus on the other hand has been bamboozled I'd say 😂

I truly didn’t see that Christmas activity coming, but then, when I saw it, I thought « oh yeah, of course it makes perfect sense. » 😂 Another great chapter with one of our favourite families. Well done, folks! I’m excited what other mess they’ll get into! Oh and poor Byleth. Yeah, Jigglypuff as lead singer, GAME OVER! Lol

Darth Acadien

He's bringing them to the light.

That ain't gonna stop me from keeping the "Let Dark Samus Talk" train rolling.

Liam Funnyman

Okay, this is on you and Dark Samus, Bayonetta. You should have known what you were getting into when you agreed to dating someone as Religious as Simon.

Supercharged (CEO of 9-Volt)

Let’s just make it Fan Canon and pretend Simon made the right choice

Austin Eisenring

More like not just focused on fornication.

Safior

even as his taste for women turned to the dark side, his heart remains with god.

Anonymous Monkey

Days without simp food in bonus panels: 0

Monet4Nakama

She does it all the time typically before dropping said book into mud flying into another place e of existence and kicking the shit out of angels while yelling "guns"

GainingGamer

A polyamorous(I think is the term?) relationship that's entirely sexless, eh?

CSDX

So Baonetta CAN read out of the bible without bursting into flames or something.

Wakeangel2001

Now that we know it’s not going to happen, we have nothing to expect.

Moats

This would have unironically been better than the garbage writing that we have in Ragnarok. 2018 did such a good job of setup only for Ragnarok to stumble and whimper with the payoff.

John Leonard

Did Simon kick Richter out of his room, or is Richter just awkwardly watching Simon become a polygamist.

Tim Lockwood

That's cruel yo

Saleh Abu-Rashid

Oh yeah. Bay, Dark Sam and Simon in a three-way Bible session. Whoo steamy

It’s true, Dark Samus only laughed once. She had nothing else to say. Except the implied bear necessities to order around the space pirates.

Justice Taylor

No

Wooden Plank Studios

LET DARK SAMUS TALK!

Liam Funnyman

Isabelle just catching and yanking Mjollnir outta Thor's hand is such an age of Ultron power move. She is worthy, Doomguy says so.

R Tuin

The Miis can use sprinkles to make everyone too hyper to sleep! This is why we form connections!

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