DOG RUBS UP ON WOMAN'S FACE
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A really aroused woman can out cum shot any man
William Thornton
2025-03-31 01:53:13 +0000 UTCWhat's cumshot distance? I recall the vid of a tattoo artist attempting to work on a chick's Garden of Eden. She gets excited and sprays him in the chest moving him backwards. He tries again and again and gets the same.
Cory Wipke
2025-03-02 07:34:35 +0000 UTCI'll make sure to get an extra long shot my Lord 🫡
Tacocat11
2025-02-27 05:46:27 +0000 UTCAt almost 50, about 20 to 30 inches. About 7-10 ropes. Just thought you should know.
Justin Arrington
2025-02-26 03:55:54 +0000 UTCDogs learn from their owners. Henry: Ein's first instict is to ram his tongue down your throat. Poor Jeannie.
Sayance
2025-02-23 14:14:02 +0000 UTC4 feet in my 20s. About a foot or more now.
DANGilliatt
2025-02-22 03:44:44 +0000 UTCI can cum on my face when I'm jerking off laying down. When I was younger I learned to control my ejaculation like they do in porn.
Seabass
2025-02-22 02:16:10 +0000 UTCThat person with 15Pb of storage, that drive is already roughly 25% consumed based on the bar and the image cropping, meaning the drive is actually 20Pb...
Kindoramns
2025-02-20 02:53:14 +0000 UTC6 feet
Car
2025-02-19 18:36:23 +0000 UTCThe world cumshot record is currently 18 ft 9 inches so watch out Henry. Even if you think you're safe you're not. I mean I've beat that(pun intended) but masturbating out of a plane doesn't count I think. They wouldn't take 10,000 ft as a submission.
Severus Snape
2025-02-19 15:47:40 +0000 UTCI wonder 🤔
callum smith
2025-02-19 00:03:00 +0000 UTC1,5 Meter
Sandman
2025-02-18 06:02:14 +0000 UTCEvery time, I'm thinking, "Well, this is going to be dumb..." And Jeannie and Henry never disappoint! (Apparently, I like dumb stuff!)
Andrew Webster
2025-02-18 04:04:41 +0000 UTCclickbait
Vicary
2025-02-18 00:23:55 +0000 UTCAhw skeet skeet mf ah skeet skeet gat damn 😂
Donjuanhulio
2025-02-17 09:08:17 +0000 UTCOh lord they're actually talking cum shot distance in the comments lol
Donjuanhulio
2025-02-17 09:07:23 +0000 UTCI feel like I need to hydrate more after reading some answers. Lol
Decay Media
2025-02-17 08:28:59 +0000 UTCSchool trip, foreign country (kroatia, to be exact) and a bunch of alcohol. Imagine spring break, but tamer (not tame!) and with teachers on the trip.
Donnerwamp
2025-02-17 06:49:28 +0000 UTCI would say a good 16 ins away is my range of cum
Alejandro Solis
2025-02-17 05:47:51 +0000 UTCBest wishes to ya🫡
Kiriyu300
2025-02-17 03:31:31 +0000 UTC"Right before the Hyenas come" hit a little different after that ending🤣
Kiriyu300
2025-02-17 03:29:25 +0000 UTCWe were def within squiring range but not cumshot slinging range
James Jablonsky
2025-02-17 01:43:18 +0000 UTCMy man got a little too inspired by this video.
Fonzie!
2025-02-16 22:36:52 +0000 UTCAw man this was wayy worse with context!
Fonzie!
2025-02-16 22:35:33 +0000 UTCI've been happy to have been just outside of cumshot distance of Henry today again
Fonzie!
2025-02-16 22:35:06 +0000 UTCCum at me bro.
Adrian Lee
2025-02-16 22:31:12 +0000 UTCSorry Jeannie, but... Record was 8 meters, but also out of a second story window. We were wild boys back then...
Donnerwamp
2025-02-16 19:32:48 +0000 UTCI also get assaulted when i lay down.
Magnus Hjort
2025-02-16 19:22:08 +0000 UTC4 feet. But that’s if I go a week with out. Otherwise, like a 18”.
SirSpinoza
2025-02-16 08:29:47 +0000 UTCToo late, Jeannie, I'm a dribbler.
Owen Tate
2025-02-16 05:14:50 +0000 UTCGLAD YOU ASKED: I think my record is 3 feet. I was saving for a while and i was 20 at the time.
MoreSchmeatThanaButcher
2025-02-16 03:53:33 +0000 UTCGot rejected from another job. Pray for me guys
Victor Skanderbeg
2025-02-16 03:42:50 +0000 UTCJesus Christ is there anyone here who isn't thinking about cum shots?
Ivan Ryzhov
2025-02-16 03:41:26 +0000 UTCbruh
Ivan Ryzhov
2025-02-16 03:39:16 +0000 UTCDon't have the time to pull out a tape measure when post-nut clarity hits and I gotta wipe down the bus seat, smh.
vis
2025-02-15 21:15:36 +0000 UTCI now have the cum shot distance comment waiting to go when I know the next person to say "you're weird" will be a family member.
Cpdesign22
2025-02-15 20:49:06 +0000 UTCSome of the animal stuff is just sad and disturbing like the hamster story. I guess I should've known to skip this one when they said some would be cursed stuff.
Vladek XXV
2025-02-15 15:45:36 +0000 UTCDistance is from the window to the wall, till the sweat drop down my balls.
Bob
2025-02-15 15:20:38 +0000 UTCZero, it just oozes out like a like tube of toothpaste.
C K
2025-02-15 14:01:45 +0000 UTCCumshot distance varies, on avg here is across the room onto the damn wall
Kenny Berglund
2025-02-15 13:46:11 +0000 UTCLmao this was great. Keep up the good work fam.
James Utter
2025-02-15 13:19:23 +0000 UTCHi Jeannie! I've cleared my shoulder a few times.Usually just past my bellybutton though.
M'aik Andrejson
2025-02-15 10:31:26 +0000 UTCI slept with 1 of my arms extended and was unable to move. When I opened my eyes the dog (Irish wolfhound/Black Labrador) was there using my arm as a pillow. She in fact wanted a hug.
R Draken
2025-02-15 10:15:38 +0000 UTCHad a friend who would brag about hitting the ceiling. Not sure if its true tho
Matthew Christian
2025-02-15 10:09:40 +0000 UTCHit the ceiling once, so maybe like 5-7 feet. Jk I don't know.
Rael
2025-02-15 09:54:45 +0000 UTCRecord is Probly 4.5 feet. When I was a teen.
blkhwk
2025-02-15 09:34:47 +0000 UTCAll their videos is not working and this is the only one I can post with chat. Anyone else having trouble as well??
Trint
2025-02-15 07:14:05 +0000 UTCYour link is no longer working. Finally got time to watch your video and it saying it doesn't exist
Trint
2025-02-15 07:10:36 +0000 UTC40ft, take it or leave it
Vulcan
2025-02-15 04:07:10 +0000 UTCnow dont quote me on this but I think I heard 3 meters minimum for longest distance was mentioned in a certain podcast
Josh L
2025-02-15 03:09:10 +0000 UTCMine is about a foot distance depending on how much I am into it
DJ
2025-02-15 02:52:08 +0000 UTCbest was maybe 7 feet. we were goin at it and she didnt want it in, so i pulled out and it hit her in the back of the head. as in she felt the impact (her words, not mine. and yes she was pissed it was in her hair). so she drops her head and the second shot hit the wall maybe a foot or more past her head.
Daniyel Ortiz
2025-02-15 02:43:11 +0000 UTCIf we assume an average velocity of 25 mph (×1.6 = 40 km/h ≈ 1.11 m/s), a launch angle θ of ~70°, and a launch height h(0)=dick hight of 1 m, we can use the formula for a projectile's trajectory. We calculate t(max) = v(0y)/g ≈ 0.107 s to reach maximum altitude, h(max) = h + v²(0y)/2g ≈ 1.056 m. Using the free-fall equation, √[2h(max)/g] ≈ 0.464 s + t(max) ≈ 0.571 s is the total air time. Finally, v(0x) × t(total) gives us a total distance of ≈0.217 m or 8.54 inches of cumshot range assuming no wind resistance or external impulses
Dr.Remger
2025-02-15 01:44:59 +0000 UTCThe hamster story is almost exactly what happened to my sister's hamsters a long time ago. They were supposed to be siblings, they made babies and then the female unalived all of them and his bro. We released it in the wilds after that...
Balázs Samu
2025-02-15 01:10:26 +0000 UTCIn his defence, as he correctly pointed out: it varies a lot depending on circumstantial factors: diet, hydration, fatigue, sleepcycle, how the rythm hits, etc.
Z4n3
2025-02-14 23:33:27 +0000 UTCC-shot distance can be up to like; 8-12M
Z4n3
2025-02-14 23:30:10 +0000 UTCIf Kim is square the you really need to check google images of guy named Krzysztof Rutkowski
Artur Żmieńko
2025-02-14 22:51:55 +0000 UTCI was kind of scared where this video would be heading by the title.
Ra's Nazgûl
2025-02-14 22:06:59 +0000 UTCIt's about a hands width away
Deshawn Hickman
2025-02-14 21:51:38 +0000 UTCMighty bold of them to assume no one is already masturbating to Olive Garden commercials.
Inertial Torque
2025-02-14 21:48:54 +0000 UTCI'm ashamed I ran to the comments.
MichaelRes
2025-02-14 21:14:18 +0000 UTCFor someone in the "splash zone," I don't see you wearing a swimsuit.
Doug Hill
2025-02-14 20:48:55 +0000 UTCSo 9:08 he's just letting us know that Jeannie got that wet wet? 😂
Luis Garcia
2025-02-14 20:16:47 +0000 UTCCUM AT ME BRO!!!!!
Crey Lacoste
2025-02-14 19:36:08 +0000 UTCHey mxr don’t be afraid to show your Obama loving atheism more. Im right there with ya. Cheers
Crey Lacoste
2025-02-14 19:33:13 +0000 UTCChill dawg
Crey Lacoste
2025-02-14 19:30:07 +0000 UTCWhat is the hyenas distance?????
Crey Lacoste
2025-02-14 19:29:09 +0000 UTCWonder if Lord and Lady Panda will make a tik tok
Robert E Collier
2025-02-14 18:44:53 +0000 UTCStatements like that nicely confirm that atheism is the way.
Tansi
2025-02-14 18:42:31 +0000 UTCAs loath as I am to point this out, there are probably more degens that would like the diaper commercial midroll ad in a spicy video than Olive Garden. On a somewhat related note the fact that baby diapers was front of Jeannie's quiet mind does hint at an upcoming Panda princess/prince.
Da Ninja
2025-02-14 18:14:48 +0000 UTCYeah!! Maybe YOU TWO are within cumshot 😉🤣 jk
Tony Bailey
2025-02-14 17:39:39 +0000 UTCEhem 🤓 The measurement for ejaculatory trajectories is primarily determined by solidity of specimen and amount of pressure applied. My professor once made the statement, "A water gun and an actual gun are simliar tools. However one uses a small explosion and a heavy payload to impact a specific area up to nearly five miles and the other can barely reach the face directly in front of you.
Joshua Skelton
2025-02-14 17:33:43 +0000 UTCgood dog
kenneth
2025-02-14 17:21:59 +0000 UTCYou yap all that and STILL pay them money to watch their videos. I think you should take your own advice and gtfo if you "DoNt WaNNa iNcUr GoD's WraTH"
SXD
2025-02-14 17:19:14 +0000 UTCYou 2 are going to meet Jesus face to face one day. The Bible IS the ONLY way because it points to Jesus who is the only buffer you have from God’s wrath. Your disrespect of God's Word shows you to be a goat,.
Larry Hockemeyer
2025-02-14 17:05:57 +0000 UTCThird
Melvin620 Vice
2025-02-14 17:05:33 +0000 UTCBruh
Hair_Net
2025-02-14 16:56:09 +0000 UTCFirst
Brandon Olivarez
2025-02-14 16:55:44 +0000 UTC
