ROYAL REWARD: The Toy Witch Plays With: Gushing over Magical Girls (Toy TF, Gushing Over Magical Girls)

Teddy the Toy Witch giggled and laughed and kicked her legs like a child on a rocking horse as she sailed her broom through the veins of the multiverse, scanning the churning vortex of the cosmos for any sign of potential fun.

Just as she thought she was never going to find anything, Teddy’s super-magical senses picked up something very interesting indeed. “Huh,” she said, bringing her broom to a stop with a screech. “That feels a lot like me.” She looked down, gaze sinking into the whirling pool of another universe.

Without a moment more hesitation, she sent her broom into a dive, producing a really cool splash from the frothing cosmic foam as she crashed into a new reality.

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She soon found herself on yet another world that looked just like her home of Modern-Day-But-With-Magic-Earth. Spinning her broom around in circles in search of the familiar feeling, her eyes settled at last on a young girl in a blue dress… casually using a giant cat plushie to wreck an innocent building. 

Teddy clasped her hands and squee’d in delight. “Wow, she’s just like me! What a weird coincidence!” Laughing, she looped around her to make sure her invisibility cloak was working and at last, satisfied she could watch without being caught, came to a stop hovering over her, wondering what she should do next. She’d really like to play with her, but she’d tried that with other girls before, and none of them had ever turned out to like what she liked quite as much as she liked it. In fact, they tended to get quite upset about the whole ‘turning people into toys’ thing.

If only there were some way to test it…

“Nero Alice!”

Teddy, and the girl in the dress, both looked up, just in time to catch three more girls–one in blue, one in pink, and one in yellow–descending from the sky. “Nero Alice!” cried the one in the lead. “Stop what you’re doing and blah blah blah blah…” 

As Pinkie babbled on about justice and so on, Teddy’s eyes sparkled with the light of a new idea. Grinning, she rummaged in her bag, pulled out her spare wand, and, with a mischievous giggle, dropped it right in front of the girl in the blue dress.

‘Nero Alice’ stooped and picked it up with a frown. Studying it, she looked up, clearly searching for the source, but Teddy remained hidden behind her cloak. 

Meanwhile, the Primary Color Trio continued their speech. “Blah blah blah–Hey! She’s not even listening!” said the one in yellow. “ Let’s just beat the crap out of her and go home!” 

“S-Sulfur!” 

As they started to argue, Alice gave Teddy’s wand an experimental shake, producing a rain of tiny pink sparkles. Seeming satisfied with this, she gave it a twirl and thrust it straight at the three floating girls: a burst of sparkles flew from its tip and shot at them, spiraling in on the trio like a flurry of tiny homing missile.

Only at the last second did one of them notice. “U-um,” said the one in blue. “She’s doing something! She’s–!” 

Before Blue had a chance to finish, the spell struck, coiled around them, and, having successfully trapped them, started to swirl. 

“Wh-what’s going on?!” wailed Pinkie. “She didn’t do anything like this before!” 

“You smug little bitch!” cried Yellow. “Let us go!” 

Blue simply screamed. To Teddy’s ears, it sounded a lot more sexual than it perhaps should have.

As Teddy and Alice watched, both curious, the sparkles of the spell spun faster and faster, making the three magical girls glow like three giant human lightbulbs. 

“Nnn~! What’s happening to us?!” cried Pinkie. “I feel so… so… Ooooh!” With a moan, she clasped her cheeks as they bulged, packed with stuffing. Some of it spilled out of her mouth, like foam, and as she went to push it back in, there was a pop, and her hand become a plushie’s stubby stump. “E-eh?” One by one, her other limbs followed suit, then her torso, then her head. At last, her eyes popped into a pair of big blue buttons, and with that, she was gone, replaced by an adorable plush doll of herself, no larger nor more animate than any normal plushie. Falling from the sky, it landed with a squeak at Alice’s feet. 

Miss Yellow and Blue stared in shock. Finally, the former started thrashing. “What the fuck?! What the fuck?! Turn her back, you shitty brat! Turn her back, or I’ll pound you into–!” She cut off as her cheeks bulged like a balloon, followed swiftly by the rest of her face. Her legs snapped together, her arms slammed against her sides, and her grimace twisted into a gigantic grin as her body thickened like a skin being pumped full of sausage. 

Finally, with a sudden pop!, Yellow dropped to the ground as a big, grinning bopper doll. It struck the floor with a squeak, bounced, and came to a stop standing upright. 

Teddy giggled. 

The final magical girl seemed to be responding very strangely to the situation. Straining against the ropes of sparkles tied tight around her limbs, Blue moaned, her face flushed and her eyes rolling backward in obvious delight. Also, she seemed to have peed herself. 

Limbs creaked, she doubled over, then doubled over again, folding into herself like a piece of paper, growing smaller and smaller, more and more cubic, and all the while her moans became louder and louder and louder, until at last, with a titanic pop!– 

–she vanished, replaced by a simple, handheld games console. As it tumbled out of the air, Alice hurried to catch it. 

Examining her three new toys, she turned her attention back to Teddy’s spare wand, and at once a grin of terrible, malicious delight lit up her face. 

Teddy was overjoyed. She likes it! She likes it! She spun in circles in the air, struggling to resist the urge to clap. We’re going to be such good frieeeeends!” 

Just as she was about to drop down and reveal herself, however, two others girls happened to fall.

“Alice!” cried the first, a dark-haired girl with horns. “What are you doing out here? You can’t keep running off by yourself like this!” 

“Yeah!” cried the second girl, who had very long sleeves. “What if Tres Magia showed up and you had to fight them all on your own?” 

Teddy froze. H-how was she supposed to reveal herself when two other people were here? 

Ignoring this admonishment, Alice handed the games console to Miss Horny, who immediately went bright red. “H-hey! Wh-what kind of game is this?! I-is this an Azul h-game?! How did you get this?!” 

“And what’s with this stupid thing?” said Miss Sleeves, giving the yellow bopper doll an experimental punch. “It looks just like Sulfur.”

Meanwhile, Alice bent down and picked up the plushie Pinkie, hugging her to her chest with a squeak.

“C-come on,” said Horny. “L-let’s get out of here before the real Tres Magia show up.” Taking Alice’s hand in her own, she turned and went to go.

“Noooooo!” wailed Teddy, as the three disappeared into the sky. “Noooooo! Come baaaaack! I wanted her to be my friend! My friend! It’s not faaaaaaaair!”