Elfa (or Call me Elfa), Frankfurt, 2024
Elfa calls herself "Call me Elfa." Should I call her "Call me Elfa" or "Elfa"? Whatever. Listen. I met her in the hotel lobby. It was August. It was warm. And she was wearing exactly what you see in the photos. In the hotel lobby. A 50-year-old guy (me) picking up a 21-year-old dressed like that. I had to laugh inside. And quickly disappeared with her to the room.