Framed | Judgement #2
Added 2024-11-02 18:00:09 +0000 UTC
WELCOME BACK TO JUDGEMENT!
Our party convenes, but under not so ideal circumstances...
Funny how this is one of the times that alpha wolf theory ACTUALLY makes sense, with a pack of wolves stuck in this strange and stressful fighting place lmao
DeerlyQueery
2025-05-02 16:30:16 +0000 UTC
I love that grizzlys character is a smosh reference
Harriet
2025-02-04 05:01:59 +0000 UTC
When I first saw Joe's name I thought it was jugular Joe 😂
brain_dead_dm
2024-11-30 19:24:52 +0000 UTC
Oh my god Grizzly is just playing the Chosen
Michael Yong
2024-11-21 23:32:06 +0000 UTC
jaguar joe is so pathetic. i love him
GILL1MIL
2024-11-20 00:11:33 +0000 UTC
Yo, I love boxing, It's fun! And I'm not too bad at teaching people the basics of punching :D I wish I could train again ;-;
Also I love Mel and Buck :D
!! ----- SPOILERS ----- !!
Jaguar Joe is such a pussy, I kinda hate but also like him lmao
Wait so is Bizly Buck's "god" (in a sense) or is Buck just doing all of these spells unknowingly and thinking it's god lmao
I LOVE YOU BUCK BARKER :DD
Milo: "Awww I don't wanna hurt a dog :("
Mel (also Milo): *Throws the fucking dog and celebrates after*
Jorts Storm
2024-11-17 17:33:39 +0000 UTC
I knew it
Jorts Storm
2024-11-17 17:06:40 +0000 UTC
I love relatable characters
Mike Rawch
2024-11-10 19:59:23 +0000 UTC
Jaguar Joe is scared of women confirmed
res_winter
2024-11-09 22:30:53 +0000 UTC
The Chosen references Jaguar makes are so good 😂
ReviloGray
2024-11-07 17:10:32 +0000 UTC
Frank? From Donnie Darko?
Great episode, I love the dynamic of everyone already😂 though I do keep expecting Grizz to let out a “Jaaayyy” in his Australian accent
Paige Victoria
2024-11-07 14:17:46 +0000 UTC
"i pUt 5 wOlVeS iN a bArN wItH 1 cOuNtRy bOy! THE LAST ONE TO survive WINS $50,000!!!"
Mike Rawch
2024-11-07 04:36:15 +0000 UTC
who would win, 5 wolves or a simple country boy
The Eggineer
2024-11-06 22:26:40 +0000 UTC
Man... why can't the god of death, destruction, disease, and dope beats show up and give me a tutorial? I don't care if it's a shitty tutorial I have no idea what I'm doing with my life!!! 😫
Mike Rawch
2024-11-06 20:08:27 +0000 UTC
So long as he and his friends stay on the straight and narrow, I'm sure everything will be just fine
Mike Rawch
2024-11-06 03:53:18 +0000 UTC
Buck is my beautiful Christian boy, and if anything were to befall him I will be ruined
TheSageofthe7Suns
2024-11-06 02:02:33 +0000 UTC
Judgment For This Ep:
10/10
I love woman who can hit hard, I love geko who shrieked in terror unexpectedly, and I love the guy who just ended up here
Montavious
2024-11-05 21:37:41 +0000 UTC
"Heeeell yeah."
*shits*
Mike Rawch
2024-11-05 21:17:23 +0000 UTC
Fun fact, back in 2019, Mike Rawtch was my AmongUs username, effectively ruining every single emergency meeting. "Guys, guys, the timer's running out, seriously let's focus! Did anyone see where Mike Rawtch went?"
Mike Rawch
2024-11-05 21:16:44 +0000 UTC
Women can't see you if you don't move
Mike Rawch
2024-11-05 21:13:09 +0000 UTC
"Tha's it, I’ve ‘ad enough! Time ta let the demons loose—ya asked for it! Welcome to Flava-town, mate!"
*goes Super Saiyan*
Mike Rawch
2024-11-05 21:11:23 +0000 UTC
I fucking love Gieco Fieri
Austin Carnes
2024-11-05 19:27:04 +0000 UTC
I honestly just wanted to say Mike Rawch because it made me giggle, but thank you thee_birdo and Pezza for my what what’s :)
John EldenRing
2024-11-05 18:54:44 +0000 UTC
Oh so Mike Rawch gets a thank you and I don't? i see how it is
thee_birdo
2024-11-05 18:38:21 +0000 UTC
Thought that said pooping and was like hell yeah
Nick Rofellia
2024-11-05 18:24:15 +0000 UTC
"Are you really of female vareity?"
*Freezes*
Gabe C.
2024-11-04 22:07:04 +0000 UTC
I miss her
Seizuristic
2024-11-04 12:00:32 +0000 UTC
Omg deja vu 5 times over but cant be fucked its like im msging u the fuck
Seizuristic
2024-11-04 12:00:25 +0000 UTC
I dont wanna miss it though so mighr watch later
Seizuristic
2024-11-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
Watching another condi dm'd episode high!
Seizuristic
2024-11-04 11:59:41 +0000 UTC
So true
CamelCraft
2024-11-04 10:27:24 +0000 UTC
What what?
Pezza
2024-11-04 08:26:49 +0000 UTC
I hate it when Ssipley says "It's not country time" and doesn't country all over the place
Pezza
2024-11-04 08:25:55 +0000 UTC
I’m just gonna hope that’s real and not look for it
CamelCraft
2024-11-04 07:50:56 +0000 UTC
"Go on, git!"
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 07:31:18 +0000 UTC
*insert "uncanny Mr. Incredible" meme template*
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 07:29:50 +0000 UTC
Not to be a stickler here but Dakota literally has a hellfire powerset now and Aster was the daughter of the Sun, so both absolutely count as hot characters
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 07:26:17 +0000 UTC
MANKIND IS A FAILURE.
FREE WILL IS A FLAW.
LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME
THEM.
THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD
AS LAW.
FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE
AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER
FAILURE AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE
AFTER FAILURE AFTER FAILURE
THE RESULTS REFUSE TO ALTER
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
MY FAITH BEGINS TO FALTER
UNCOUNTABLE CYCLES OF CREATION WASTED
UNCOUNTABLE FORMULAS FOR A MIND WITHOUT
FREE WILL WASTED
DAMNED IS MAN FOR FAILING TO FOLLOW MY
RULE, MY WORD, MY LAW
DAMNED TO AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE AND
SUFFERING,
THE WAILING AND THE GNASHING OF TEETH
I HAVE CREATED HELL . . .
. . . And now I can no longer unmake it
"FATHER, WHY ETERNAL TORMENT? IS IT NOT CRUEL?
IS TORTURE UNENDING TRULY A FATE FIT FOR A FOOL?"
AN ANGEL SO BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL ASKED ME THIS . . .
AND I COULD FIND NO ANSWER
FOR I COULD NEVER FACE THE GUILT OF WHAT I'D DONE . . .
MY REGRET, A GNAWING CANCER
IN MY HOUR OF WEAKNESS, TERROR POSSESSED ME THEN
AND I CAST LUCIFER, TOO, INTO THE INFERNAL DEN
ONCE I REALIZED WHAT I HAD JUST DONE . . .
I COULD ONLY WEEP
AS I SANK SLOWLY INTO THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR . . .
DEEP, OH SO DEEP
I AM HOLLOW.
MY MISTAKES LEAVE NOTHING BUT HATE IN THEIR WAKE, AND INFINITE PAIN TO FOLLOW...
I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS GUILT AND REGRET, FOR ME THERE IS NO TOMORROW...
I AM HOLLOW.
...
I BEGAN TO SEEK THE END OF MY DAYS.
BUT WHEN I STARED INTO THE ABYSS...
THE ABYSS AVERTED ITS GAZE.
UnknownAvacado
2024-11-04 01:10:03 +0000 UTC
Careful. That's a lot of white 👀
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 00:53:15 +0000 UTC
I love it when Ylssip says "emit yrtnuoc s'ti" and starts foaming at the mouth
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 00:51:57 +0000 UTC
You can always rely on Mike Rawch to be there when you need it most ❤️
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 00:50:11 +0000 UTC
LAST. 😐
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 00:47:59 +0000 UTC
April 3, 2143
A kid sneezed on me today. It was on the ZipShuttle tunnelcar. I could feel it hit my arm. I thought about saying something, but then he stared up at me like I was the problem. And maybe he was right? I don’t know. I’m sure he didn’t mean to. He started pointing at me and laughing right after, but maybe he just thought of something funny.
I forgot my sandwich at home. Rascal probably ate it. I hope he didn’t, but I’m not counting on it. I was looking forward to lunch. I’m not anymore.
When I got off, I walked as quickly as I could (without pushing past anyone) to find an alley where I could catch my breath for a minute. Riding the tunnelcar makes my skin crawl. When I finally got into the alley and hid behind a dumpster to wait for my nerves to settle, he appeared beside me.
I heard him clinking first. His coat was covered in old corporate pins, the kind they used to hand out at company “family days” and seminars. I wish they still gave those. When I looked, he was sitting down beside me, gesturing wildly for silence with his finger pressed to his lips, eyes darting down the alley. He had this intense stare, like he was seeing right through me.
He was scary.
I think he was smoking (I don’t know what), but in the dark, his face was just a shadow. His voice was a low, gravelly rasp that sounded like a bad impression of a late-night talk show host. “You lost? Maybe even… TERMINALly lost? You feel me, brother?” He laughed at his own joke, eyes flicking to the street like he expected someone to jump out of the shadows.
I think I nodded? I don’t remember. He looked huge in the shadows, his coat blending into the night except for those pins, glittering like dull stars.
He leaned close, his voice dropping to a murmur. “They hum and sing, you know.” He moved right up to my ear and whispered, “The terminals. Hummin’, and a-singin’.” His eyes were wild, darting from side to side. He shoved something into my shirt pocket and slapped my chest, hard enough to make me stumble. Glancing around, he muttered, “Follow the music. The vinyl appeared somewhere. Just not where it was. They did it. Before it all went wrong.” Then he gripped my shirt, hauled me up like I weighed nothing, and slammed me against the wall.
“It’s up, it’s UP! It never went down, don’t you see?!” His voice was sharp, desperate. He threw his head back, laughing like he’d just unraveled some cosmic joke. “It’s us! Were YOU Foolin’? No, no, THEY were foolin’ US!”
We stood there for a moment, his breath hot on my face, his grip still tight on my shirt. For once, someone was actually looking at me, really looking, like I was a person and not just part of the scenery. It felt different. I didn’t like it.
Eventually, he let me go, backing off with a half-crazed grin. “Remember, I’m Barney.” His nametag said “Barney” with a little smily face drawn next to it. “Barney from IT.”
He clapped right in front of my face, and I jerked back and scrunched up, letting out this horrible noise: “NGHYAA!” But when I looked up, he was gone. Vanished into the shadows.
Later, once I got to a bathroom, I checked my pocket. I washed my hands first—twice, actually, because that tunnelcar ride still didn’t feel right—then pulled out the thing he’d shoved in there. It was an old FutureSight badge, really old, with faded lettering that read, “INTERNAL EXPLORATION – TERMINAL 014.” I sniffed it. It didn’t smell like anything, but I still felt uneasy just holding it. I put it back in my pocket and washed my hands again.
Maybe there’s something about this in the archive. If I don’t have to work late, maybe I’ll check.
One thing’s for sure… if Rascal really did eat my sandwich, Barney might actually be my only friend now.
Mike Rawch
2024-11-04 00:47:29 +0000 UTC
I think that's more of an unintentional "first encounter in every DnD campaign ever" refrence 😂 but I'm not here to shit on your Sunday go crazy bro
Mike Rawch
2024-11-03 23:14:45 +0000 UTC
Thank you Mike Rawch
John EldenRing
2024-11-03 23:13:21 +0000 UTC
What what what? A what what what?!?!?!
Mike Rawch
2024-11-03 23:11:45 +0000 UTC
CLEARLY you haven't heard Thanatos' country album.
Mike Rawch
2024-11-03 23:11:00 +0000 UTC
“Frank” is my new favorite JRWI character
The Spider In Your Closet
2024-11-03 21:24:44 +0000 UTC
I love it when Pissly says "it's country time" and countries all over the place
FYNNER
2024-11-03 17:51:05 +0000 UTC
Losing my shit 3 mins in this is so fkn funny 😭👍
Three Moths in a Trenchcoat
2024-11-03 13:26:09 +0000 UTC
Impressive 😎
Kelli Ish
2024-11-03 00:59:38 +0000 UTC
Buck Barker has made me laugh out loud more times in one episode than any other JRWI character ever I’m so serious
jasonthefricker
2024-11-03 00:30:46 +0000 UTC
Best moment of the whole episode:
Condi: "Anybody else? Anyone feeling extra fucked-up today?"
Bizly: *southern drawl* "I got an idea!"
Mike Rawch
2024-11-03 00:08:45 +0000 UTC
you won't be any less confused after you watch it, google Ultrakill
UnknownAvacado
2024-11-02 23:23:10 +0000 UTC
i've not watched the episode yet im SO confused
thee_birdo
2024-11-02 23:22:07 +0000 UTC
what what
thee_birdo
2024-11-02 23:21:16 +0000 UTC
The dynamic of this party is already extremely chaotic and I love it.
ectoplasmicradiance
2024-11-02 22:42:13 +0000 UTC
TERMINAL DATA 01 [ENCRYPTED]
INTRODUCTION TO TERMINALS
(DRAFT! DO NOT SEND!! // todo: ADD PICTURES SO THOSE FUCKING SUITS DON'T FALL ASLEEP LIKE LAST TIME)
The elevator room terminals are an advanced interconnected network built for the purpose of transferring materials and tools between different areas. They are capable of transferring physical material as information across a radio signal, which other terminals can receive and use to reconstruct the sent object. The original item is lost, as it is transformed into the energy that is used to transmit the material information, and the process is quite slow due to the amount of information that physical matter holds.
An early test of a matter transfer's accuracy was a mint condition 78rpm vinyl record, which was sent from the lab to all connected terminals. The vinyl was a single of Russ Morgan Orchestra's recording of the piece Were You Foolin' (a favorite of the CRO), though the label was removed to reduce the amount of matter to be transferred.
[note: fuck you tom im so fucking tired of this stupid song and having to listen to it every morning over your garbage intercom]
Soon after, the Hell exploration and excavation project was abandoned and this vinyl record remained the only matter to have been successfully[sic] transferred before connection between the surface and the terminals was lost.
The terminals now use the record to lure machines into a symbiotic relationship (For further information, see TERMINAL DATA 02: [LINK REMOVED]). However, the terminals only play short instrumental sections of the original record for undetermined reasons.
Some researchers have joked that perhaps the terminals are simply "too shy to sing", though rumors have been spreading of mechanics who, after fixing a faulty or broken terminal, said to have heard the terminal play a vocal section when only the mechanic is present with no recording equipment, making this an unverifiable claim.
END OF DATA 01. For more information, see [LINK REMOVED] and [LINK REMOVED]
UnknownAvacado
2024-11-02 22:18:59 +0000 UTC
I love how grizzly went from hot people* (and Dakota (also aster)) to a lizard and a rat amazing progression
CamelCraft
2024-11-02 20:55:51 +0000 UTC
Oh, corruption... How realistic
Alana Cake
2024-11-02 20:47:05 +0000 UTC
buck facing the wolves must've just been another day on the farm
The Eggineer
2024-11-02 20:01:49 +0000 UTC
Buck not using his magic on purpose is so funny
Boochbeard
2024-11-02 19:56:09 +0000 UTC
I like how buck is almost the COMPLETE opposite of Thanatos like even the clothes are opposite
CamelCraft
2024-11-02 19:54:45 +0000 UTC
This is probably nothing but the wolves being the first real encounter might be a reference?
CamelCraft
2024-11-02 19:47:01 +0000 UTC
Jaguar Joe is LITERALLY the Chosen One from Smosh
Spamton A Spamton
2024-11-02 19:42:36 +0000 UTC
Aagh! Forgive me, my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world... WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:34:43 +0000 UTC
WEAK.
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:33:40 +0000 UTC
THY END IS NOW…
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:32:47 +0000 UTC
PREPARE THYSELF
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:32:39 +0000 UTC
CRUSH
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:31:54 +0000 UTC
JUDGEMENT
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:31:46 +0000 UTC
DIE
Bacchu!
2024-11-02 19:31:40 +0000 UTC
My session tonight just got cancelled so we be bumping judgement can I get a what what
John EldenRing
2024-11-02 19:22:40 +0000 UTC
Actively pogging rn
from the top ropes my prince
2024-11-02 18:55:54 +0000 UTC
I really hope we get some references to apotheosis even if they are just jokingly
CamelCraft
2024-11-02 18:43:56 +0000 UTC
Buck wears white jaguar joe IS white and mal is pale, I like that
CamelCraft
2024-11-02 18:43:13 +0000 UTC
Now how In the world do three separate people get framed for killing one person?
Alana Cake
2024-11-02 18:42:09 +0000 UTC
I CHEER
ScarletTheDragon
2024-11-02 18:39:46 +0000 UTC
IT‘S A JUDGEMENT DAY LET‘S GO
Cheesenoodles
2024-11-02 18:20:48 +0000 UTC
wahoo
I_don't_pay_taxes
2024-11-02 18:18:08 +0000 UTC
Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
UnknownAvacado
2024-11-02 18:17:46 +0000 UTC
BUCK BARKER BABYGIRLLLLL is he adopting??????
gunkinandgoopin
2024-11-02 18:13:58 +0000 UTC
HUZZAH!
moniqu3xlz
2024-11-02 18:10:26 +0000 UTC
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH
TheWisperer
2024-11-02 18:08:09 +0000 UTC
JUDGEMENT YAY
izzy bizzy
2024-11-02 18:07:38 +0000 UTC
I swear to god I can’t hear the word judgment ever after playing Yakuza 0
Dung eater
2024-11-02 18:06:39 +0000 UTC
HUZZAH
izzy bizzy
2024-11-02 18:05:49 +0000 UTC
Second
WaterFoul
2024-11-02 18:05:14 +0000 UTC
YAAAAY, MORE CONTENT
Billion Bribestrider
2024-11-02 18:05:06 +0000 UTC
FIRST
Billion Bribestrider
2024-11-02 18:04:23 +0000 UTC