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The Out-Of-Placers #75

This one's number seventy five.


Thanks as usual to Raptie for handling the character coloring and shading on this page! 

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 19: The Sitcom-ening

Few things are as manly and honorable than two manly men sloppily making out in public in the forms and mindsets of ridiculous animal sluts

Clearly the Spartans had the right idea but didn't take the concept far enough

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Falling into old habits

Boy is this gonna be awkward later

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Out-Of-Placers #74

This is what passes for a serious and complex manhunt story among the yinglet population.


The legend of the Oracle of Bakersroof is shrouded in mystery, and the exact details have been lost to the sands of time.

Basically he hung out a lot on the roof of one of the local bakeries, keeping an eye out for stuff that happened below in between meetings with various paramours.

Then one day the baker got tired of all the scav-humping noises on his rooftop, so he chased h...

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WIP OOPs #74

We all love us a good wipoops around here don't we?

Final will be uploaded tomorrow; the text might be tweaked slightly but is otherwise an entirely accurate depiction of what the finished dialogue will be.

Activity for students: from the information provided, can you determine whether or not the flesh is the metaphysical herald of entropy, or of the inevitability of the formation of a universal Onebody?

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Something-something sketch vote!

Let's get another thing voted on! Whatcha wanna see?

As always, leave your suggestion as a comment below, and -like- an existing one to vote for it!

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Out-Of-Placers #73

Seriously, it's not like he does it on purpose every time.

Just like... most of them.


 
Thanks again to Caedere (NSFW www.furaffinity.net/user/caede…), who handled the character colors/shading on this page, letting me keep up a decent schedule while giving my arm and its stabby nerves a chance to rest! She ...

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Patreon sketch vote catchup #2: Magical Scav Squad

Theoretically they could combat some sort of supernatural threat


It would just need to be extremely specific and unusually tailored to being combated by magical girls of their specific skills

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Patreon sketch vote catchup #1: A HappyKass

My most dramatic transformation art so far: Yinglet Kass transforming into a Happier Yinglet Kass!


Boy have people been wanting to see this for a while

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Patreon vote: Ghost in the Scav

Major Kusanagi gets a little too familiar with the workings of a special black-ops Shell.

Patreon's built-in image viewer may not work well for this piece, so check the attachment links below for a better view!


Got a little too inspired by General-Irrelevant's piece here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/27300339/

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VOTE VOTE VOTE GET YER VOTES HERE FAST CHEAP HORNY VOTES

Okay! My stabby hand nerves are doing much better, there's no conventions or visits or unexpected family events to attend, so time to get caught up on these vote pics!

So this time, we're gonna have a single sketch vote (for the two missed past months' sketch votes), and the top two highest-voted ideas will get drawn.

As usual, leave your idea as a comment below, and -like- an existing idea to vote for it!

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Vote sketch: Val Salia's Worst Handyman

Dedicated to the glorious unexpectedly entertaining show, Canada's Worst Handyman, which I've taken to sharing with the world during my art streams.

It's on youtube and Netflix, and I highly recommend starting with season 3, which features the legendary Joe "The Bullet" Barbaro, who is told to not hammer screws at least a dozen times, and then does it again within an hour.

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Out-Of-Placers #72

He has a stick

He's helping


Hey folks, sorry about crunching this 3rd page out right at the end of the month here! Thought I'd have time to start posting 4 per month, starting with this one; but in addition to recovering (very well, I might add!) from the nerve stuff, I got a call last week with some bad news. When I got back from the funeral/family gathering, I had just 3 and a half days before the end of the month, so CRUNCH TIME

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 18: The Revealening

Seriously though socks give the best quests

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Out-Of-Placers #71

But really, who wouldn't turn species-traitor for a reasonably hot piece of ass (or non-buttocked species' ass equivalent)

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May Sketch Vote #1

Okay! I've been hearing a lot about a few ideas that keep getting passed up, so for this particular vote, I'm going to make them the available options, so that the most-wanted idea can get drawn before returning to the usual voting routine!

HAVE AT IT

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Griffney Von Berkenchestershire, Frat Boy(??)

Puberty is tough enough without it resulting in you (magically-retroactively) blossoming into a bright pink 4-foot tall gryphon girl. That's just the kinda thing that might result in you latching onto an outdated concept of noble superiority to mask your sudden avalanche of insecurities and the resulting identity crisis.

Or something.

Full view & large textless version attached below!

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 17: The Helpfindening

Annnd just barely got this posted before the new month! Many thanks to Raptie ( https://www.patreon.com/Raptie/posts ) for handling the color flats and shading on this one so I could both:
1) Get this done in April, and also
2) Not
cause permanent damage to my hands/arms! Both of which are definitely recovering, thankfully.

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Out-Of-Placers # 70

EVERY SINGLE DAY


Sorry about the wait! A BadArmThing happened and I've been rehabbing it so it wouldn't turn into a serious and lifelong BadArmThing. Details here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/so-ive-been-slow-18196671

Also, my good buddy Raptie did the colors and shading on this page to help me out! Check her stuff out at 2018-04-22 18:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post

So! I've been a little slow lately, what's up with that?

 Hey! Probably should've made an announcement about this before, but I was hoping to get something taken care of before it became an actual issue worth writing about. Well it's definitely an issue, so time to share what's up!

I've been dealing with some cubital tunnel syndrome for a couple months or so (numbness/tingling/etc in the pinky side of the hand and arm), which was annoying, but was still something I could work with, as long as I adopted better drawing posture and such.
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Out-of-Placers #69

Geez, lady just can't take a compliment, no wonder she's still single

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March sketch vote #2: Vizlet the Isher-thing

As a sort of addendum to the recent "Vizlet's Daydreams" piece, here she is as the same sort of human/???? halfbreed that Isher is.

She is just a little less shy about it than Isher.

And, attached is an even-less-clothed version because why the hell not, we're in imagination land already

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March sketch vote #2

Okay so one of the suggestions in the last vote really got me thinking, so I'm gonna put in my own suggestion for that one here.

So vote for it if you like the idea, but no pressure! These pic votes are rewards for you all because you support me, so I wanna be drawing what you wanna see.

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March vote sketch #1: New Specialties

And given Kass' luck he is probably also a female giant armor-worm-thing. 

Meanwhile, baxxid-turned human lady over there is just overwhelmed by how fast she can say things now.

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Out-of-Placers #68

Seriously, if a bug gets on you, it's usually best to keep your calm and not freak out, that'll just scare it and that's how bites happen

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March sketch vote #1

Well I guess it's time for us to MARCH onward isn't it hahahahahahaHAHA

As always, leave your idea as a comment in this thread, and -like- an existing comment to vote for it!

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Feb Full Pic/Sequence vote #2: Vizlet's Power Fantasies

Winner is  Robert Carter, with "Vizlet starts out with a simple what-if daydream that turns into a power fantasy." Patreon resizes the featured images a bit, so click the attached files below for better legibility.


Lotsa dragons on the Patreon rewards lately!

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Feb sketch vote #2: Maid-Dragon Relations

 Winner is Vodyanoi, with " A dragon, looking bewildered as the Dragonborn hits on it." 

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Lusty Argonian Maid'd, Part 16: The Boyfriendening

Seriously though, that argonian really should have learned not to run past the local statue of Sheogorath while carrying a bundle of yarn, a head of lettuce, and a lesser soul gem after the first time

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Feb Sketch Vote #2

Let's get this sketch vote opened for business as well!

As per usual, leave your suggestion as a reply to this thread, and -like- an existing one to vote for it.

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