The audio of an upcoming motion comic featuring Quiet from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain!
While waiting for her target, the legendary Big Boss, Quiet feels a needling urge to poop. But when he appears in her crosshairs, she sets aside her needs to finish the job. Unfortunately, painful gas and stomach aches are affecting her aim.
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While waiting for her target, the legendary Big Boss, Quiet feels a needling urge to poop. But when he appears in her crosshairs, she sets aside her needs to finish the job. Unfortunately, painful gas and stomach aches are affecting her aim.
Featuring @2025-01-18 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The audio of an upcoming motion comic featuring Quiet from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain!
While waiting for her target, the legendary Big Boss, Quiet feels a needling urge to poop. But when he appears in her crosshairs, she sets aside her needs to finish the job. Unfortunately, painful gas and stomach aches are affecting her aim.
Featuring @ 2025-01-18 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (2:14) on HotRamenAudios.com!
Hana Uzaki needs the bathroom, BAD! She stops by her Senpai's apartment, only to discover the bathroom door won't shut. A perfect opportunity to tease him by loudly blowing up the bowl and telling him every gruesome detail of her crimes!
The audio for an upcoming motio...
2025-01-11 02:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostA fourth plane hit the tower so I had to re-write this to reflect it. With clarification on the actual incident... I'd say my script is MUCH spicier than the real deal. I'll probably tinker around with it more here and there to strengthen the radio play aspect of it, but this is basically the way it'll go from here on out. There's something for everyone - two massive solid loads, constipation, and explosive diarrhea, and at 10 pages it is the longest audio I've ever outlined. Only the best fo...
2025-01-06 23:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In May of 2024, I was tasked with making a story about two sailor scouts dealing with desperation. I never quite found the story in it any time I wrote the script, but with a higher budget, I decided to make up for lost time and make an ambitious project featuring all five Inner Guardians - Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Venus, Sailor Neptune, and Sailor Jupiter! When battling a bad guy attacking ...
2025-01-01 23:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT 2 - I'll be shifting my focus this month to completing the audios for the animatics since the artists are progressing infinitely faster than I could have expected on each, with some being done already. They will be available for $5 Patrons until the public release of the video version! The upload order I have in mind now is:
Uzaki-chan on Friday, January 10th
Quiet on Friday, January 17th
Kobeni/Power/Makima on Friday, January 24th
I'm tired and overworked, which means its Friday.
After the upload on Saturday, I decided to take the rest of the month off to enjoy the holiday season. I will get back to posting regularly come January. This will be a short one since I am saving a lot of announcements for the 1st.
The Morrigan and Avatar Audios will be released in January. I held off on both of them because I wasn't sure they'd do well in terms of traffic due to the holidays.
The VAs op...
2024-12-28 02:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Fixed the download!
A girthy, solid alt of Meryl in a Barrel!
Featuring @LHeartVoiceOver as Meryl Silverburgh, @AkujiSaitoVA as the Frog, @MacStarVA as Outer Haven...
2024-12-22 01:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A girthy, solid alt of Meryl in a Barrel!
Featuring @LHeartVoiceOver as Meryl Silverburgh, @AkujiSaitoVA as the Frog, @MacStarVA as Outer Haven CP, @ProtoRepulsive as Male Soldier. Artwork by 2024-12-22 01:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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On a nameless battlefield in the Middle East, Meryl Silverburgh gets a nasty stomach ache. She ducks into a drum can to let loose, but she's about to learn the hard way that in war, there's no such thing as privacy.
A commission for an anonymous Patron that...
2024-12-22 01:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: Fixed the Download!
On a nameless battlefield in the Middle East, Meryl Silverburgh gets a nasty stomach ache. She ducks into a drum can to let loose, but she's about to learn the hard way that in war, there's no such thing as privacy.
A commission for an anonymous Patron that I gave the full works, because I liked the idea. Enjoy!
Featuring 2024-12-22 01:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Paid members are the reason I was able to go from posting almost nothing all year to releasing 2 audios in two weeks. I cannot understate how much of a difference their contribution makes in my level of enthusiasm, quality, and free time. And higher budgets means more work can come out each month moving forward. If you're already giving, but want to support further, consider gifting a Free Member a $1 membership! I currently have 448 Free Members, and at just $1 each, the amount of audios I c...
2024-12-18 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Princess Peach's shot at the Star Cup is jeopardized when she feels the needling urge for a dump during a tennis match with Daisy. Only one point from victory, she must play hard to save her panties from ruin!
Featuring @AkujiSaitoVA as Princess Peach, and @MacStar...
2024-12-15 00:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Princess Peach's shot at the Star Cup is jeopardized when she feels the needling urge for a dump during a tennis match with Daisy. Only one point from victory, she must play hard to save her panties from ruin!
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The words "It's Friday" were smeared in blood on my bathroom mirror when I woke up today, which means it's Friday.
Peach audio will sadly not release tonight. The artist was not able to complete the artwork in time. If it's still incomplete tomorrow, I will just upload it with the one thumbnail. After all, the extended cut with Peach, Rosalina, and Daisy will be available shortly, so I can always use artwork then. But it's been long enough.
Because Patreon hasn'...
2024-12-14 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
(Artwork by SomeDudeArt)
On twitter yesterday I said if the Patreon reaches $500 monthly backers I would do an audio based on ShyLily's most recent poop incident. So, here's a proposal for the idea! I...
2024-12-12 01:02:32 +0000 UTC View PostI'm in Love, which means its Friday.
The biggest update is that my switch to Monthly scheduling has been approved. It will go through either this coming week or not. However, until it goes through I will slow activity on the page to avoid a potential loss in revenue from joiners/unjoiners. I hope you can understand.
Scripts for Frieren are out. LHeartVoiceOver will be playing Frieren, while MacStarVA will be playing Fern. However, LHeart is in the middle of movin...
2024-12-07 02:45:28 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the first Script Head-to-Head! Please read the scripts and vote on your favorite! You can only choose one.
I decided to use three characters in scenarios that would likely never win a poll. I promise not all scripts moving forward will contain esoteric 90s Playstation waifus or be generally generally as bizarre.
You can also read the synopsis below, if you're lazy.
#1: Trucy's Wright's Dirty Trick.
Trucy Wright dazzles the patrons of ...
2024-12-02 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Just before Yang is set to make her debut at the Vytal Festival tournament, she falls victim to a laxative prank by her competitor. She might be able to make it in time, but with Ruby hogging the stall her chances look grim.
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Happy December! I am in higher spirits than ever, and it's not just because of the holidays. Patreon has FINALLY implemented the ability to switch your page's payment model, which means this is the very last month where I will only receive payment on the 1st. Joiner-Unjoiners rejoice! (Say that three times fast).
As mentioned last month I am trying to take audio-making full time. If every Free Member signed up at just $1, I would be able to pay for all my current expenses in order to pu...
2024-12-01 14:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Just before Yang is set to make her debut at the Vytal Festival tournament, she falls victim to a laxative prank by her competitor. She might be able to make it in time, but with Ruby hogging the stall her chances look grim.
Featuring @AkujiSaitoVA as Yang Xiao Long and 2024-12-01 05:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I opened the Dybbuk Box and a ghostly wail from inside told me it's Friday.
This will be a sparse one because I am working all day today and tomorrow to deliver the Yang audio. I am undecided if I will try to finish the visual component on the 1st and upload it same day, or if I will keep my Friday upload schedule by uploading the audio only and releasing a video Friday. It depends how it turns out tomorrow. After all this time, there's no reason to rush it out the door now.
... 2024-11-30 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I've opened up a Trello Board with all the my projects and future plans laid out. If you are curious about the progress or release date of an audio, then CLICK HERE!
Each Monthly Roadmap will include a link to the board for those who aren't comfortable bookmarking NSFW addresses.
I was also asked to plug another link as a reminder. If you're looking to access or downlo...
2024-11-26 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Asuka Langley's patience, pride, and bowel strength are tested when she finds herself on the wrong side of a bathroom door occupied by Rei Ayanami. Will she make it?
Starring @MacStarVA as Asuka Langley an...
2024-11-24 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
A new cut of Asuka Can(not) Wait featuring improved audio mixing and balancing, new sound effects for the scat and gas, tweaks to the pacing, and other changes to hopefully improve the listening experience.
Asuka Langley's patience, pride, and bowel strength are tested when she finds herself on the wrong side of a bathroom door occupied by Rei Ayanami. Will she make it?
Suggested ideas will enter one of three monthly polls - Solo, Pair, or Group, depending on the number of major speaking roles. Minor roles and extras do not count. For example:
Mori Calliope would be a Solo audio despite featuring Kiara and TTS vocals.
Yang & Ruby would be a Pair a...
2024-11-23 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI've swapped bodies with Lindsay Lohan, which means it must be Friday.
The November poll, featuring Frieren and Fern, is complete and available to read. It takes a few liberties from the original prompt with permission from the submitter. I had trouble imagining anyone as placid as Frieren being in a lot of distress, so this piece is more comedic and sensual rather than anxiety-inducing like some.
The Princess Peach, Yang, and Avatar audios are still on track for ...
2024-11-23 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring @AkujiSaitoVA as Yang Xiao Long and @MacStarVA as Ruby Rose
I still have no idea what to title this audio. As always, mix and balance aren't final. For example the scat and gas sounds lack the reverb effect on the vocals. I might also reverse it so Yang is muffled and Ruby is not so that her diarrhea is crystal clear.
2024-11-23 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings. I'll explain the changes first, and then explain why for those interested. Please note there are no changes to tiers or rewards.
1. All audios will be ideas that personally interest me moving forward. I do my best work that way. But to ensure democracy reigns supreme...
2. The Monthly Poll will be between three scripts I've written in advance. The scripts will be free to read by al...
2024-11-21 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post