A reward for Patron StrangeFetishTrash, featuring the beautiful Lady Dimitrescu letting off some steam in her coffin.
I'll be making a facefarting alt for those interested in that sort of thing when I have time. For now, enjoy!
2024-11-16 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring @AkujiSaitoVA as Peach and @MacStarVA as Daisy and Toad.
I apologize if the audio balance isn't quite "there" yet. Audio balancing is maybe 40% of the audio making process and it's a big reason why I drag my feet on previews. This one is especially sfx heavy. It's intimidating, but this is the most fun I've had with an audio in a while so I am up for the task.
2024-11-15 23:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostThank you all for supporting the Patreon up to now. I will be making some changes to better reflect what I offer, as well as further reward Patrons.
1. There will be no more $3 Tier (Active Listener).
All those who sign up for the $1 Tier will be able to submit ideas to the monthly submission box. I will need to be selective about what submissions make it in, as you can only have 25 submissions in a single poll. $3 Backers should cons...
2024-11-13 23:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostAs I stuck the blade into the heart of the bastard who murdered my wife at the end of Act One, his final words were "Today... is Friday..."
Let's get to it:
My focus this week has been creating reusable audio assets and cleaning previous audio sounds to create a library of pre-mixed, pre-balanced, fully layered sound effects. This will speed up the audio making process drastically. My goal is to create around 100 total sounds, including solid, diarrhea, and pantypoop, beca...
2024-11-09 03:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying something different with this. I'm sick atm and unable to work. I initially made this audio 2:20 to go on twitter in its entirety, but it hurt the audio's pacing in my opinion. Now that I have unlimited video upload times, and since I am still waiting on art, I want to extend the audio by about a minute to improve the pacing, add more desperation and dumping, include a diarrhea alt, as well as other improvements. Rather than just trash the current piece, I figured I would upload it as ...
2024-11-05 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis script is a little bit different from my others. Admittedly, I am not a very sexual creature. I like it, but my primary interest is scat and so I've not seen a lot of vanilla porn. MacStarVA offered to improvise much of the seduction scene's dialogue, which is actually less expensive than her usual per-word fee. As a result, this script is a little shorter and I will post her improvised vocals to make up for it. The goal was to make it fairly gender ambiguous so that I could do cunniling...
2024-11-02 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the first Voice Clip suggestion box! Similar to other audio creators, this box will feature pre-made vocals of characters from games or anime, with the final audio remaining exclusive to Patreon for the foreseeable future! This box is not restricted by theme, but try to consider how difficult it might be to source the vocals. The box will close Sun, November 10th, 11:59 PM
Please keep suggestions simple and feasible with just voice clips, as there may...
2024-11-01 23:02:50 +0000 UTC View PostHappy November! The first month of attempted full-time audios, so please bare with me if there's more stumbles than usual. This will also be the first month of a shorter turnaround time for the suggestion box as well.
November 1st: At 6PM EST the November Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this month's theme. Suggestions close on Tue, November 4th at 11:59 PM EST. The Morrigan script&n...
2024-11-01 13:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings. I have been considering this for a long time.
I like making audios. I forgot that as it became an obligation alongside freelance jobs that also involved sitting at a computer editing all day. My latest contract as a freelancer came to a close and after yet another sour experience? I'm done doing that for now. Not when I can try to do this. My overhead is low, but budgets for audios aren't. That's fine. I don't mind cutting down on my personal expenses if it means waking up wi...
2024-11-01 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween! Amidst the unimaginable horrors of the Spencer Mansion, Jill Valentine finds safety, shelter, and relief in a special Safe Haven. There's no typewriter in there, but she's still got a huge Save to drop.
A collaboration between myself and Science2311.
Featuring @lheartvoiceover as Jill Valentine.
CG art by @Science23111.
2024-10-31 22:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween! Amidst the unimaginable horrors of the Spencer Mansion, Jill Valentine finds safety, shelter, and relief in a special Safe Haven. There's no typewriter in there, but she's still got a huge Save to drop.
Featuring @lheartvoiceover as Jill Valentine.
2024-10-31 22:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
My tribute to the undisputed best classic Resident Evil Game. No real story here, just a woman taking a relieving, hefty dump. This is more or less the completed audio sans the beginning and the ending. As always I will continue to tweak the mix and volume until release day. Please do not get your hopes up for anything as elaborate as the Kawakami or Zelda animatics. These are just simple visuals to add a little spice to the audio.
2024-10-29 01:41:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Featuring @lheartvoiceover as Meryl. A diarrhea alt will be available for the full release.
2024-10-26 02:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Atop Mount Sinai, Metatron, the scribe of God Himself, told me today is Friday.
All three audios in production are progressing well. I'm focusing on the Yang audio most of all since it seems to be the most hotly anticipated and I am having a lot of fun with it in general.
May scripts are actually not going so bad. I'm trying to learn the very basis of Yu-Gi-Oh! For Dark Magician Girl, but it's a lower priority than the Sailor Moon audio in general. That script I w...
2024-10-26 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (3:13) on HotRamenAudios.com!
An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerith decide to go out for an evening of fun, only to end up stuck on the Skywheel... just in time for all that theme park food to come back with a vengeance!
Featuring @2024-10-26 00:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A new cut of Tifa & Aerith - A Mile High Buddy Dump featuring improved audio mixing and balancing, new sound effects for the scat and gas, tweaks to the pacing, and a colored illustration by artist @_ButterKnife_. I've never been fond of this audio, so I wanted to take a quick moment to retouch it.
An alternate take on the Gold Saucer scenario where Tifa and Aerit...
2024-10-26 00:02:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe Zoltar Fortune Telling Machine at Zak Bagan's Haunted Museum informed that today is Friday.
AngelDark agreed to the Cammy audio yesterday. I'm writing the script today. I'm trying to keep the word count down to be considerate to Angel's schedule. My knowledge of the Street Fighter story is admittedly... not good, but I am going to try setting it during Street Fighter 3 Alpha's plot, where Cammy goes to India to assassinate Dhalsim.
I've been dealing with a b...
2024-10-19 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe ghost of my twin sister, who I ate inside the uterus, told me today is Friday. I hate it when she does that.
I did not have much access to my PC this week so progress was scant. The good news is the Princess Peach vocals are all in. I cannot believe I wrote sports commentary starring Toadette. I also can't believe MacStarVA pulled it off flawlessly. I will do an assembly cut of it ASAP.
AngelDark and I got in contact. She is willing to voice Cammy but only if ...
2024-10-12 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostGyromancy foretold that today is Friday. It also informed me that you are breathing manually now.
I decided to take a little more time with the Cammy script. Whenever I get an audio premise that's fairly straightforward I like to try and spice the idea up at least a little bit, and I just have not thought of anything yet. I will give it until the 7th and if I don't come up with anything of interest I will just push forward.
Avatar: The Last Airbender audio is prog...
2024-10-04 20:36:12 +0000 UTC View PostHappy October! I've got no real preamble this month so I will just get started.
October 1st: At 6PM EST the October Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this month's theme. Suggestions close on Thu, October 10th at 11:59 PM EST.
October 3rd: The Cammy Audio Script will go up. I liked having a few extra days to work last time, so I will do that again.
October 5th-9th: Since ...
2024-10-01 14:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostMy psychic informed me that the 27th will be a Friday, so I can only hope she is correct. Otherwise, I wasted 1,700 Pesetas.
I wanted to have the Katara and Toph audio completed by now but I had too many irl obligations in the way. When I do have undivided attention to give I believe I can finish it in just one or two sittings, so I believe it will be ready by next week so long as nothing else crops up.
I did an assembly cut of the Yang audio, with the hopes of ha...
2024-09-27 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I hope everyone enjoyed the Mori audio. It's good to have it out the door. That means its onto the Toph and Katara audio as my primary focus. Which means
Toph and Katara audio, I want to try to have out by this time next week, but that depends on if I can get the pick-up from IHeartLewd. I will check in with her today.
Dark Magician Girl and Sailor Moon scripts have no progress, I admit I have focused on catching up on the $10 and up rewards from the l...
2024-09-20 23:10:51 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: I decided to include a 720p version as an attachment for those who don't want to download it from Mega. It's available directly under the video
It's a streamer's worst nightmare: forgetting to mute your mic when you go to the bathroom. But when Mori Calliope gets a case of explosive diarrhea and thinks she's ended her stream, that nightmare becomes a grim reality. At least it's not a hors...
2024-09-14 23:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (5:04) on HotRamenAudios.com!
It's a streamer's worst nightmare: forgetting to mute your mic when you go to the bathroom. But when Mori Calliope gets a case of explosive diarrhea and thinks she's ended her stream, that nightmare becomes a grim reality. At least it's not a horse?
Starring @2024-09-14 23:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How unlucky that I'd nearly forget an update on today of all days.
I have been plugging away at the Mori audio all day. I want to have it done tomorrow, ideally for a same-day upload. More than likely I will just post the audio for members, since on the thumbnail I will need to try to re-create her chat bubble style, which takes a long time. It will go up on twitter once that is complete.
Katara and Toph is being edited simultaneously. IHeartLewd is doing pick-up ...
2024-09-14 03:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostFor those who haven't seen it yet, the Princess Peach script went up today! I will next write the Dark Magician Girl script. It will be much shorter than what I usually do but it should still satisfy. Yu-Gi-Oh! has a lot of iconic sound to work with if I can track them down.
MacStarVA got her lines in for Kiara which puts me at full steam ahead on the Mori Calliope script
MacStarVA also got voice lines in for Ruby and Neon Katt. I will post samples of the vocals w...
2024-09-06 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostI knew nothing about tennis three days ago. Now I could tell you what a hot dog is.
I am not sure how well the script conveys what I have in mind but I can say I am satisfied with how it turned out. Including Rosalina is inherently incongruous to the story up to then, but I used the opportunity to do something different with how I handle buddy dumps. Whether it works out? I can't say just yet. All I can say is I am excited about this one. Tennis is a very sonic game, set in a stadium w...
2024-09-06 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I can tell this will be a good month. The Patreon has more funding than ever, I've managed to catch up a decent bit, and I have more time to myself this month. AkujiSaito AND MacStarVA are available throughout the month which means fewer delays as well. With that said, here's the roadmap for this month:
September 1st: At 6PM EST the September Suggestion Box goes up, announcing this month's theme. Sug...
2024-09-01 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening. This last week I have been working non-stop, and I will not be free until Monday, September 2nd. I will post a roadmap ahead of time to be uploaded on September 1st, and the poll will go up at the usual times. But I will be unable to work on NSFW work until that time. Please be patient regarding any previews or messages until then. Thanks!
2024-08-29 23:16:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Project Status:
Mori audio is almost ready for human consumption. I just need Kiara lines. MacStarVA convinced me to let her play Kiara and she provided a very good sample so I trust she will do well. I will upload a preview tomorrow since I haven't had time to balance the audio and it would tear your ears to shreds right now.
Still waiting on vocals for Katara and Yang. AkujiSaito should complete their move in a few days.
Sc...
2024-08-24 01:48:40 +0000 UTC View Post