Tempura Person

[ WIP ] machine god

uh, looks like she got some new attachments.

[ Patreon Exclusive ] tzeentch-dere

what kind of -dere type would all the other chaos gods be, i wonder?

[ WIP ] more blue lady

one must wonder how she keeps letting things turn out this way?

The Legend of El Torito

If you've spent any amount of time in the windswept wastes of Santa Pequeña, you would have definitely heard of the small, the myth, the legend:

El Torito.

Tomatoes for the Blood God

Though she may be hard pressed to admit, Khorne-senpai's most favored (besides her wife Valkia) is her chosen Small Tora.

It has dedicated countless skulls to her name and has never once been defeated in battle. Truly, a warrior to end all warriors.

She's helping out!

Progress on Small Tora Ranch 2 is going swimmingly, as more Small Toras have since settled into the Intellectual Property Limbo, and are in the middle of constructing apartment complexes for incoming ranch hands.

they're in on it, too.

It seems the anthropomorph phenomenon was not exclusively limited to a single hive fleet.

(Pictured is Brother Bugfuccar, along with his loving wife, Carnifex-chan.)

A friend protects

FYI, the role of a Tomatora is to give emotional and spiritual support to their Small Tora frens wherever, whenever.

(Tomatoras have more latent power compared to Small Toras but have much simpler minds which prevent them from harnessing their true potential)

...

...can your fren?

Happy Valentina's Day!

POV: You let her stay over for the night, but she drinks all the beer in your refrigerator and uses your shower, so you never reply to any of her texts anymore.

Alone on Valentine's Day?

The smalls will keep you company, for they love you unconditionally!

Isha-san's Day Off

Nurgle-tan was feeling a little generous, so she recently gave her girlfriend one day of unpaid leave a year to meet up with her space elf godfriends. Though, the day always seems to pass all too fast...

(Alarielle-san pitched in with the greens used in the enchilada. As it turns out, Khaine-chan is a surprisingly good cook.)

Bring your Small to walk day!

The small creatures love to explore and greet each other, so do remember to bring them on long walks once a week or so.

(Pictured: Two owners left idling for hours as their small creatures sniff each other to assess friendliness levels. )

[ Patreon Exclusive ] Small Tora RPG Enemy Concept Art

Just a design exercise I've been doing in my free time lately.

(Hope this makes you yearn for an official Small Tora RPG)

The hive grandpa

Behold Hivemind-san's former chief biomass donor... though he passed away due to unknown reasons.

It has been said that the entire hive shifted to more people-pleasing forms after continuous, repeated donations of human biomass from him.

Meet the (xenos) in-law!

As per human matrimonial tradition, if you marry a xenos (please don't), you must meet their parents (or in this case, the gestalt entity representing their entire species) to receive their blessing.

Yet another reason not to consort with the xenos!!

Malice-sama has a talk...

"I am thou... Thou art I...
Thou hast acquired a new vow...

It shall become the wings of rebellion
That breaketh thy chains of captivity.

With the birth of the Tomato Persona
I have obtained the winds of blessing that
shall lead to freedom and new power..."

-Mysterious Voice

Malice-sama finds a new friend

On orders of the Small Tora God, Small Toras have been deployed to terraform the Intellectual Property Limbo where the forgotten god Malice-sama resides...

[ Transparent ] Toraphage the Stinky

Toraphage earned its place among Grandpa Nurgle's favourite critters, owing to their above-average resilience and ever-jolly demeanour. Its last recorded bath time was 3 centuries ago, and its stench has matured into a beautiful bouquet since.

The several gaping mouths on Toraphage are part of its armor, but they still somehow lead to its actual stomach, allowing it to eat whole fresh tomatoes before they spoil, foregoing the ...

Death Guard Small Tora

The 14th Legion waddles forth, spilling forth a stinky cloud...

(ask away, if you have any lore questions!)

(also, this is officially the 200th Small Tora post here!)

tyranid mating habits

hey, ever wonder which parent human-tyranid hybrids are carried by?

me neither. Magos Biologis Small Tora tells me that those kinds of stray thoughts are but bio-heresy...

Happy Chinese New Year 2025 to all!

No, it's fine. I just… I just didn't think it'd be Chinese...

[ Patreon Exclusive ] genestealing?

hey, that guy's getting his genes stolen!!

what are we supposed to do about that!?

Procreating with xenos...

...is highly prohibited! And heretical!

Report any and all cases to your local Inquisitor Small Tora. (Inquisitora)

[ Patreon Exclusive ] 20 Hours

This will be the last time Tzeentch-chan asks for a back massage from Slaanesh-san. Never again.

Never mingle with xenos...

As you can see, this Imperial trooper has willingly strayed from the Emperor's light by consorting with a vile xenos...

Remember, the Commissar Small Tora is watching...

How Small Toras are born

Small Tora lore has just dropped.

The hierarchy of power in the Tempura Person universe is about to change.

[ Patreon Exclusive ] Clown Hag (pt. 2)

HONK HONK HONK HONK

GET SILLY GET SILLY GET SILLY GET SILLY

(also, Pippi's mom by @basedbinkie)

Clown Hag (pt. 1)

Oh lawd, what she boutta do...

(pt. 2 is patreon exclusive and comes directly after this)

(also, Pippi's mom by @basedbinkie)

Touch the fluffa?

Do you dare try the ripest fluffa during peak fluffa season?

(original meme by @zi19191)