Toni and Ryan

FOOTY FINALS LIVE STREAM

Thanks to everyone who joined us.
Can confirm the beer cocktail was f**ked and 0/10 recommend.

THANKS to the TARPers

Starting today we have the names of TARPers of all patreon tiers running along the bottom of our vodcasts. We couldn't do this without you we've giving you the credit your deserve. We can't fit everyone in each episode but next episode will start from where we left off. We've been told by BIG DATA it takes about 3 or 4 episodes to get through everyone. We **may** start doing more than just one vodcast episode per week if you like it soo .... do you watch the video? Or do you listen to the aud...

FOOTBALL LIVE STREAM

Australian Football Finals are on! The NFL is back!

What's your  favourite "footy food" ?!?!

Put your scarf or jersey on join us as we eat wings and hot dogs and attempt to make and drink a  "football inspired punch" ...

SATURDAY 8am Melbourne
Midnight in Berlin
FRIDAY 11pm in London
FRIDAY 3pm in Los Angels
FRIDAY 6pm New York

Next month we'll change the times and timezones ... 

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #010

Hello - and WELCOME to blog number 10! This feels like a super momentous occasion, don’t you think?! Like when you exercise three days in a row, or finish a book that sat on your bedside table for 6 months. Or when you have three tubes of toothpaste on the go because you bought and opened a new one without realising the first one wasn’t finished yet, and then you forgot BOTH of them when you traveled out of town for work - so you now have three toothpastes on the go? And it would be waste...

MOST HECTIC TARP STORY

This person asked us, "What's the funniest story you've told on the podcast" and I didn't even know where to start .... What's one story from the podcast that stands out as the funniest for you?
- Ryan

Sports Documentaries

"Welcome to Wrexham" is about Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney buying the Welsh sports team and we want to watch it so help some sisters out

SNEAKY VID for TARPERS

Watch Toni try not to laugh saying "VIP"
A sneaky link only available to exclusive and champion TARPers

WATCH >>> https://youtu.be/a_khqUzZvRQ

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #009

Hello, happy blog! I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION!!

Over the last week I have started using something that has changed. my. life.

So the last few weeks I have been sleeping like absolute SHIT. Like so fucking crook. I think I’m over stimulated (hehe) during the day and doing lots of different things so when it comes to bed time I’m completely exhausted and I fall asleep easily, but I toss and turn and wake up easily and it’s an absolute punish.

You know when you have that nig...

Brendan Fraser Movies

THE GREAT MAN IS BACK !!!

A Message From The Canadian Border

Hello it's Ryan, Chief Customs, Borders and Canadian Relations Officer reporting from the TARP office here in Ottawa.

As CCBCRO, I've learned some Canadian TARPers are being slugged an Import Tax between $15 and $20 on top of their shipping fee for their Frank Bottle water bottles.

I'm so f**king sorry about this. I feel ill.

I've created a UPS account and TARP Inc will refund you for this.
Please don't tell Toni or her finance team.

I've already logged in and p...

CHECK YA EMAILS

yooooooo...
Chief Merch, Shipping, E Commerce and Bread Buttering Officer Ryan here.

If you're owed a Frank Green water bottle check your inbox, your spam, your junk or whatever you need to do cause instructions have been mailed.

The bottles are in the global warehouses and depending on where you are you may need to pay shipping from the warehouse to your place.

Thanks so much for your patience and understanding as there have been *SOME* tech issues today and I would ...

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #008

Hello! Welcome to the Blog, we hope you enjoy your stay here. And by we, it’s obviously just me, Toni.

Equalizers: They’re everywhere.

Everyone reading this is here as a fan of Toni and Ryan, but that’s not an equalizer, that’s more of a common thread.

I mean like how in Princess Diaries when Lilly is trying to calm Mia down before her big debate, she says ‘you like our uniforms, they’re equalizers.’ Like it puts everyone on the same level.

2022-08-31 05:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Murder Mystery Comedies

What's more fun than getting killed ... 

MOVIES were you can add MEOW to the title

Gemma suggested a slightly different idea this week.
And we think it's an excellent idea.

SELF CARE Live sCREAM

LEts go 

LIVE STREAM NOW

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #007

Happy Wednesday! Or Tuesday! Or whatever day it is where you are! Thursday????? Monday??? You know what, the day of the week is really not important.

I hope you’re having a great day though! I just ate carrots and a tiny tub of hommus and it was fantastic. (This is not important.)

I want to bring to your attention a TikTok I watched, and almost fell off my chair with how relatable it was. It SMACKED me in the FACE with relatability.

It was a couple of weeks ago I saw it, a...

TARPS and CRAFTS

Ryan here. Toni told me the other day ...

"I like doing arts and crafts and making a fun cards and cutting out fun things and sticking it all together and shit but like, I'm not just going to make something for no reason"

So, Champion TARPer ... WHAT IS YOUR REASON?

NEW JOB?
NEW MAN?
BROKE A DROUGHT AND GOT LAID?
LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING?

Tell me your story and I'll pick one or two for Toni to make you something with her LOVE AND PASSION of ARTS AND CRAFT...

Melissa McCarthy MOVIES

Toni has only watched SPY on a plane.
Does that change how you view movies?

SELF CARE LIVE sCREAM

Dressed in robes with feet in a foot spa, Toni will take Ryan through a skin care routine as we answer your questions and take your beauty suggestions.

MELBOURNE 9am Saturday August 20th
BERLIN 1am Saturday August 20th
LONDON Midnight (Friday Night)
LA 4pm Friday August 19th
NEW YORK 7pm Friday August 19th

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #006

Hi! Happy blog day! Just a quick one today, with a fantastic recommendation.

I am great at recommending things, as you know. And also as you’d know, my boyfriend Taubs and I watch a lot of TV. It’s our thing.

After dinner we’ll sit together and watch another episode or 5 of whatever we’re binging at the moment. Recently I talked about how we were watching the Aussie show Wentworth. Highly recommend!

(At the moment we’re actually fresh out of new things to watch, so...

MUSIC DOCOS

A year ago, Ryan recommended I watch the T-PAIN episode of 'This is Pop' on Netflix, and I didn't. So we're going full tilt on ICONS ONLY: Music Documentaries for this weeks' film. Love you!

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #005

Hi! Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry. I know I missed last week! Does anyone care? Who knows. But I really am sorry.

But I wanted to share something very cool (?) with you. I was cleaning out my car last week, and it was a bit of a fright to be quite honest. I found a few old USB sticks, lots of pens and bits of paper I had scrawled messages onto - like ‘sorry my car will only be parked here for 5 minutes, just dropping something off!! Call me if I’m in your way!!!’ and where I’d imagin...

MOVIES based in New England where Jared B Harris is from

Long Time TARPer Jared B Harris recommended this movies "since the category is so #relatable to everyone" and here are.

To be fair, some legit movies to choose from this week.

THEEEEEME for the STREEEEAM

We loved doing the Christmas in Ju-Live Stream.
What should we do the next one?

MOVIE - Indiana Jones

Would you judge me if I, Ryan, told you I'd never seen any of these before?

Stop Motion Movies

Leigh Sanford recommended this category and Toni and I are still trying to figure what is claymation, stop motion and animation and what is the difference?

From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #004

There are good times in life, and there are bad times in life. The most wonderful time of the year has been and gone. No I don’t mean Christmas in July - I mean Amazon Prime Day.

For anyone who isn’t familiar (or has been living under a rock), Prime Day is Amazon’s annual deal event for Prime members. I actually don’t even know why we have Amazon Prime, but whatever. It’s a big time of the year. A big time of the year to buy a bunch of shit you don’t need (but for really che...

Christmas in Ju-LIVE Stream

Where are you and what time is it?

FRANK GREEN x TARP UPDATE

Hello,

It’s Ryan the Chief Merchandise and International Shipping Officer here.
As CMISO I thought I’d provide an update on the Frank Green Water Bottles.

I am DELIGHTED to let you know that 2,700 TARP x FG bottles have now been produced! They are completed! Holy fuck. We had to source some different material for the straws cause there was a shortage and we cleaned Frank Green out as well.

Now they’re being packaged and ready to be shipped. They’ll go to either ...