The hypno content we added was quite divisive, so that content will be optional from 1.3.6 onwards. (To play without hypnosis, just ask Dr Campbell if the hypno is optional when he first mentions it.)
For the hypno haters, this is good news. For the hypno lovers, this is also good news! Removing it from those who disliked it means we can produce moar hypno content for you in future.
2018-04-09 13:22:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Coding walrus Hyneman made the following improvements:
Money shots are making their way into Female Agent! From now on, the climax of most Sex Engine scenes will be marked by the appearance of one of 12 new pieces of avatar art. Collect them all!*
* But not all at once, until you get to Bangkok.
2018-04-08 20:47:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
TODAY (Dev soundtrack: Monster Magnet)
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FRIDAY & SATURDAY (sorry for not posting, it was my birthday!)
Pomodoros I-VI
Coding walrus Hyneman fixed the following bugs for you:
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
Pomodoros I-IV
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
TODAY (Dev soundtrack: Heart)
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WEEKLY TARGET: 10 pomodoros
ACHIEVED: 13 pomodoros
The avatar art problem...
2018-04-01 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post(This task list has been superseded by the updated task list.)
Here is the task list for the next release. I'll update it here so you can monitor progress.
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
Fixing the avatar art problem took six pomodoros (and some alcohol, it was really boring).
Pomodoros I-VI
The avatars should all be working again in the latest version of the game.
2018-03-29 23:57:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Our third-party image server is still down, which means nobody can see avatar artwork. :-(
To fix the problem, and prevent it from happening again, we've set up a new private secure image server with a reputable host.
I'm now uploading the avatar art assets to the new server, and redirecting the links in the game code. A new version of the game, with the avatar art working again, should be released today.
2018-03-29 10:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Friendly walrus Hyneman is busy working on an Intoxication Engine for the game. (His first prototype models a vodka drinking competition set in The Kremlin.)
The engine he's building is quite sophisticated – it models how many drinks the agent has had, how strong they were, how quickly she drank them, and how long it's been since her last drink.
For story reasons, we won't be allowing the agent to get blind drunk during Operation LIONESS, so changes in 1.3.6 are ...
2018-03-28 20:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
I got to do some writing today! I was having a lovely time until Hyneman let me know that the game's third party image server is broken. :-(
Pomodoros I-III
Pomodoro IV
After a day of intermittent faults, our image hosting provider pixxxels.org seems to be down. Hopefully this is a temporary glitch; while their site is down, avatar images won't display in our game.
Pixxxels has been reliable for the past 6 months, but I need to set up a website of our own, so we're not relying on a third party to serve the avatar images. I'll get right on this as an urgent task. (This will delay...
2018-03-28 18:22:39 +0000 UTC View Post
While we're working on the definitive list of tasks for the next update, we want to hear from YOU! What scenes/activities/changes would you like us to make to Operation LIONESS?
2018-03-26 17:30:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Hyneman has joined Mötley Crüe! No, wait, that's wrong. Hyneman has joined our motley crew!
(Note to readers who aren't on our Discord channel: Hyneman's avatar there is a walrus! Ho ho.)
Over the past couple of weeks, Hyneman has been familiarising himself with the game's source code. As well as being a big fan of the game, he's a more experienced coder than I am, and he's already made some useful improv...
2018-03-25 23:41:17 +0000 UTC View Post
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
TODAY (Dev soundtrack: Danzig)
Pomodoros I-III
Pomodoro IV
I have been working on the game, but I haven't been logging many pomodoros this week! My feeling was that pomodoros should be reserved for actual work on the game code or artwork, but esclavage thinks that you guys would like to know when I'm spending time on things like planning and idea generation, and I should include that kind of thing in my pomo report. What do you think?
In the meantime, I did 4 pomos today.
Pomodoros I-II 2018-03-24 19:03:37 +0000 UTC View Post
This week 202 patrons voted on what we should work on next. After weighting, Improving Operation LIONESS won – by just 1%!
That means that the next update for the game will polish and improve the Scotland scenes. After that, we'll tackle Sex Engine improvements. Planning for Bangkok will continue in the background.
Our next development priority is to produce a bullet list of the upgrade tasks, which we'll publish and work through so you can monit...
2018-03-23 19:47:54 +0000 UTC View Post
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
TARGET: 10 pomodoros
ACHIEVED: 13 pomodoros
It's been a busy week for the game! I used most of these pomodoros for bug fixing. Thanks to everybody who reported bugs, you've helped improve the game experience for everybody else.
2018-03-18 21:55:32 +0000 UTC View PostVersion 1.3.5 is now available for download. This version fixes some bugs, including the bug that prevented agents from asking for rough sex. You can now do so, but it only tweaks the sex scenes a little bit – don't expect whips and chains. (This is an area we'll beef up when we attack the Sex Engine Overhaul project.)
Big fix list:
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
Pomodoro I
Planning is underway for version 1.4, which will take the game to Bangkok. We’ve got a few options on what to work on in the meantime. Munificent patrons, it’s time to vote – what would you like us to do next?
How it works: everybody gets 1 vote. If you're a $5 Patreon in good standing, your vote counts 5 times, if you're a $10 Patreon in good standing, your vote counts ten times.
There are 3 options. We intend to do all of them at some point in the...
2018-03-16 18:56:28 +0000 UTC View Post
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
Pomodoro I
Version 1.3.4 is now available for download. This version fixes a critical bug that I accidentally introduced in the previous version – sorry!
Version 1.3.3 is now available for download. This version fixes the following bugs:
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This dispatch is de-classified.
Hello Female Agent fans, this is Dissonant Soundtrack broadcasting from my hidden bunker. I’ve broken radio silence to talk about Gatekeeper and his Aftermath Team, a fellow text game developer and a very prolific writer. I’ve been a fan of his for a long time, and he’s graciously allowed me to collaborate on CHYOA and ta...
2018-03-14 18:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostVersion 1.3.2 is now available for download. This version fixes the following bugs:
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
Pomodoro I
A pomodoro is a 25-minute block of focused work. I promised to do at least 10 per week when the first funding goal was reached.
I did many pomodoros yesterday, in preparation for releasing 1.3.
Pomodoro I