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The Twelve Days of Christmas (Part 1)

In celebration of the holiday season, Magic Item Monday is featuring creations inspired by the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas". We are breaking up the twelve days into two parts, and today's post will feature the first 6 days. Here's what we have for you this week, and keep an eye out for the remaining days the Monday after Christmas.

- Our Partridge in a Pear Tree ties into the (In)famous Familiars Books, featuring a Clockwerk Partridge that enjoys dropping exploding eggs onto you...

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Crashing Winterfest! - 2nd level One-Shot [Store]

Thank you for your support! Here is the PDF of our latest one-shot!

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The goblins have heard of powerful magical items being built by gnomes in a workshop ruled over by a powerful sorcerer… Santa Claus!

The goblins have decided to send an ‘elite’ squad, locate these presents, and bring them back…

Our next adventure is a holiday-themed one-shot where a group of goblins are tasked with crossing the dangerous Wild Ice and infiltrate the gnome village o...

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Deep Dive - The Couatl [Early Access]

This feathered flying serpent has taken on many forms throughout history, though it is most well known in Aztec society. There, the feathered serpent, Quetzalcoatl, was the Aztec god of wind, air, and learning and was one of the most revered gods. Quetzacoatl was treated as a patron god to scholars and priests, as it represented learning and knowledge. Even before the Aztecs, in the ancient Mesoamerican cultures like the Olmec and Teotihuacan, this feathered serpent can be found decorating a ...

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Knowledge Checks - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Knowledge Checks system!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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One-Shot: Crashing Winterfest - December 18th, 2020

I (Stephen) am going to be running a one-shot on December 18th but first I need a few players - which is where you come in. This will be a first-come, first-serve though our $10 patrons get first dibs. After that, I'll be opening it up to our $5 patrons (7th), a few days later to our $1 patrons (10th), and then it will be open to anyone on our Discord (13rd). I have room for 6 players in the one-shot. If you are in one of the lower tiers, feel free to message me beforehand and I'll add yo...

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Para-Elemental Bestiary [Monster Thursday]

Flipping through the elementals in the Monster Manual, the para-elemental planes could use a bit lover as all they get are lousy mephits... -Stephen

With all this effort I've been doing looking through the old Planescape campaign setting, I'm realizing how much I like the Inner Planes. Before, I never really gave them much thought, and focused more on the Feywild and Shadowfell, like most people I assume. Those two planes are great ideas that came out of 4th edition, and it's n...

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Negative Quasi-Elemental Planes & Para-Elemental Planes - Printer Friendly

Here is the printer-friendly version of the Negative Quasi-Elemental Planes and the Para-Elemental Planes!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Magic Item Monday - The Spell Book of Mischief A-C

What happens when you get a bunch of wizards together with too much time on their hands and a penchant for making trouble? A set of spellbooks meant to cause mischief. In this first volume, these wizards have taken spells that we all know and love and changed them ever so slightly to create a new spell.  While they aren't meant to kill you, they are meant to surprise, confuse, and befuddle the poor slob that cast them.

Here's an example of just one of the spells you can find in Vo...

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Next Dump Stat Sticker (January 2021)

We need help deciding what is our next sticker for Dump Stat! This sticker will be sent out to our $5 and up patrons for free in January and available in our store to all in February. The following options are based on our Deep Dives from November, October, September, and August. 

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Deep Dive Poll - December 10th

It's that time again!  Let's get as many people to vote this week as we can!

We hope everyone is healthy and safe.

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Deep Dive - Chimera [Early Access]

The Chimera is one of those creatures you think Gygax would have thought up in his basement while he was creating other disturbing creatures such as the Owlbear and Xorn, but you’d be wrong. The Chimera has a history reaching all the way back to Greek mythology, as it’s the offspring of the massive ...

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Magma Dragon & Drake [Monster Thursday]

Time to get spicy with our dragons.... - Stephen

This week's Monster Thursday is focused on some fearsome dragons that exist outside the metallic/chromatic lineages. Those two lineages get all the fame and fortune, constantly talked about and loved... there are dozens of other dragons out there just waiting to be touched on and loved, crafted into horrifying villains and grateful quest givers. This group of dragons are probably residing in the first category, but could start ou...

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Magic Item Monday - Books

A little something different this week. Instead of doing individual magical books, these four books are all volumes in a series called "The (In)complete Set of Famous Familiars". Each of these books provides the know how to summon one of these legendary creatures and form a special bond with to be your wizard's  familiar.

I'm hoping for this to be an ongoing series, as there are a number more creatures that would make great familiars. Who knows, maybe Volumes 1 and 10 will be dis...

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Deep Dive Poll - November 26th

For our next Deep Dive, we'll be having you, our amazing patrons, choose from monsters that have something strange going on with their head(s). We've already done the beholder, but fear not, for there are plenty of others responsible for terrorizing players throughout the editions.

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One-Shot: The Modron Judge! - November 28th, 2020

I (Stephen) am going to be running a one-shot on November 28th but first I need a few players - which is where you come in. This will be a first-come, first-serve though our $10 patrons get first dibs. After that, I'll be opening it up to our $5 patrons (17th), a few days later to our $1 patrons (20th), and then it will be open to anyone on our Discord (23rd). I have room for 6 players in the one-shot. If you are in one of the lower tiers, feel free to message me beforehand and I'll add y...

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Deep Dive - The Djinni [Early Access]

Here we go again with another creature with its origins from the beginnings of Dungeons & Dragons, the Djinni.

OD&D - Djinn

No. Appearing:
Armor Class: 5
Move: 9/24
Hit Dice: 7+1
% in Lair: Nil
No. of Attacks: 1
Damage/Attack: 1-11
Treasure: Nil

The Djinni appears in the <...

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Warring Powers - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Warring Powers system!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Dark Below Bestiary [Monster Thursday]

.... I may have lied last time about my last spooky monster collection... -Stephen

The world beneath us, sometimes called the Underdark or the Dark Lands, is quite fascinating, but it can be difficult to know how to stock it with creatures. Here are a few more creatures to prowl the darkness and hunt your players through the twisting tunnels. I've even added in a new race you could add to your own games if you were wanting something from these horrifying underworld. 

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Energy Planes & Positive Quasi-Elemental Planes - Printer Friendly

Here is the printer-friendly version of the Energy Planes & Positive Quasi-Elemental Planes!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Magic Item Monday - Maces (and a Flail or two)

I feel like the mace and flail are forgotten weapons from a time long ago, fondly known as AD&D. Clerics always took a mace as their weapon, unless they were a dwarven cleric, in which case you took a hammer. But the mace has fallen out of favor over the editions, and the characters that wield them are far and few between. 

To remedy this grave injustice, here are a couple of maces and flails for your campaign. Throw one of these items into a treasure chest and help bring the m...

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Deep Dive Poll - Nov. 12th

It's that time again. Remember we want to hear from you, so send us your Deep Dive requests.

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Looking for Artists

We need your help.

Are you an artist looking for commissions? Have you used someone in the past who's work was beyond expectations? Do you have a friend/relative who is an artist looking for work? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then let us know!

We have a project we are currently working on to be released in December and are looking for talented artists. Stephen and I love the writing process, but when it comes to art, we can barely draw stick figures. We've been...

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Deep Dive - The Ghoul [Early Access]

This monster has been in Dungeons & Dragons since the beginning and it is no wonder why. The Ghoul can trace its mythical roots back to Arabic mythology. In Arabic legend, some Ghouls might be a shapeshifting demon that can appear in the form of a hyena and lures unwary people into abandoned places to eat them. You might have guessed already, but Ghouls are really into eating flesh.

In the 8th century and before, Arabic scholars and storytellers would eventually consolidate...

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Haunts - Printer Friendly

Thank you for being our patron, and here is the printer-friendly version of the Haunts system!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

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Hallows' Eve Besitary - Part 2 [Monster Thursday]

My last spooky compendium of horrifying monsters for the year! -Stephen

More spooky and horrible monsters to add to your own games! These creatures are foul and cruel, well, maybe not all of them, and fit into the theme of October. From pumpkins to wicker men, from witch huts to undead, there are a lot of creatures in here... and some of them are even plants! I realized, I haven't really made a lot of plants and I'm glad I could rectify that with these last two posts - plants c...

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Magic Item Monday - Amulets

Looking to accessorize your outfit? Need something that goes with both your armor and those common clothes you never wear? An amulet may just be what you looking for. But these amulets are more than just accent pieces for your wardrobe.  With the power to understand languages or to heal yourself in battle, there might just be an amulet here for you.

Amulet of Awareness - No one is going to sneak up on you.

Amulet of Creature Control - Don't c...

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Creature Compendium - Vol. 1 [Store]

Thank you for your support! Here is the PDF of the last 3 months of Monster Thursday organized into a compendium with a few new stat blocks as well! 

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Creature Compendium - Vol. 1

The Creature Compendium features over 40 monsters to bring to your table. Many of these monsters can be found in the wild and strange worlds of the Multiverse, like the Fomorians in the Feywild or Gautiere in the plane of Carceri. Each monster is given a large secti...

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Deep Dive Pool Spooky October II

Our second Halloween Deep Dive is now up for vote! The Scarecrow was great fun to write about and we can't wait to see what you pick next.

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Deep Dive - The Scarecrow [Early Access]

The Scarecrow is a lot of history built around it outside of Dungeons & Dragons, and is way richer than what you’ll find inside of the actual game. The first people to use the Scarecrow were the Egyptians, as they used them to protect wheat fields from the fearsome and evil quails that would devour their crops. These Scarecrows aren’t the typical man shape horror we all know, but rather were traps, as the farmers would put our a wooden frame covered with a net in the fields, ...

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Technology Domain - Printer Friendly

Here is the printer-friendly version of the cleric subclass Technology Domain!

All of our homebrew can be available in a printer-friendly format, this will be based on demand, and if there is any homebrew you'd like converted into black and white, please let us know! We will process all requests as quickly as possible and get it uploaded.

Folder with all printer-friendly documents https://bit.ly/2HNwXvV

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