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GAM Bonus 079: Double Down

We took our first foray into the Neil Breen-iverse and it was DELIGHTFUL! Featuring the illustrious Cecil Something Italian.

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GAM397: Best Friends Eternally

This week, we're excited to dive back into the cinematic sewage from Donald James Parker, aka "Gramps."

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GAM396: Dilly Loves Kitty LIVE in Seattle

This week, we're live in Seattle to breakdown a movie about stalking a catatonic woman. And no, as far as the film is concerns, those are not the actions of the bad guy.

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GAM395 - Exorcist II: The Heretic

Featuring the long-awaited GAM debut of Katie and Allen from the Werewolf Ambulance podcast.

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Last Call for Seattle Tickets March 18th


EDIT: 1 TICKET REMAINS! 

There are still a couple of ticket available to see God Awful Movies LIVE in Seattle on March 18th.

Get the last remaining tickets at www.godawfulmoviesLIVE.com while they last.

General admission for $45.00 each.

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GAM394: Root Cause

This week, Marsh joins us for some dental woo.

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GAM Bonus 078: Pinocchio (2022... the bad one)

This month, we left it to our patrons to decide which of the remaining Razzie nominees we should review. And you did not disappoint.

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Gam393: Kids vs. Wizards

This week, we discover Russian propaganda cartoons for Eastern Orthodoxy and wonder where they've been all our lives.

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Second Chance LIVE Tickets?

Hello Patrons,

In case you wanted to see God Awful Movies LIVE in Seattle on March 18th, but got shut out, you now have a second chance. We had a handful of cancellations thus freeing up a few tickets at each level – General Admission, Platinum, and Iridium. We expect these ticket to be gone soon… so hurry … cause we like you the best!

LINK: www.godawfulmoviesLIVE.com

The PiaT Team


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Gam392 God and Salsa

This week, Marsh joins us for a dance.

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Gam391 The Secret: Dare to Dream

This week, we delve a little bit further into the Secret Cinematic Universe and immediately regret it.

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February Secular Bonus Poll for Patrons Only

Thanks for your support. As a patron you're getting exclusive access to vote on this month's selection for a secular bonus episode which the gang may or may not decide was democratically chosen... or a rigged poll. 

This month's choices are going to be the current Razzie nominees (excluding Morbius cause we did that one already). 

Vote below for you choice of: 

Blonde              
Dis...

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GAM390 Lockdown 2025

This week, we learn that you should never think there's nothing else they could do with an apocalypse movie.

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GAM389 The President Goes to Heaven

This week, Marsh joins us for one of the weirdest things that ever happened.

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GAM Bonus 077: Black Adam

By popular demand, we present yet another selection from the DCEU.

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Gam388: Hermes: Winds of Love

This week, we introduce Cara to the Happy Science Cult and it goes exactly how you'd expect that to go.

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GAM387: I Can't Breathe

This week, we review a movie that finally talks about the systemic police oppression of *checks notes* wealthy white straight men in Miami.

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Gam386: The Finger of God

This week, we watch grifters grift. Like -- even more that we usually do.

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"Iridium Night" tickets to dine and drink with God Awful Movies

In case you didn't hear, due to popular demand we've added another event to the itinerary for the Seattle show March schedule. For the first time ever, we're hosting "Iridium Night" on Thursday March 16th. Although this does NOT include tickets to the show (which is sold out), it does include all the perks normally associated with Platinum Night. Hurry - tickets are limited (fewer than 10 left). 

Get tickets at www.GodAwfulMoviesLIVE.com

Description from website: 

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Gam385 Robot Monster

This week, we explore one of Eli's favorite D-movie classics.

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Due to popular demand, we’ve ADDED another event to the Seattle LIVE show itinerary.

PSA :

Due to popular demand, we’ve ADDED another event to the Seattle LIVE show itinerary.

Thursday (3/16/22) will be Iridium Night where you can dine with the gang and get the Platinum treatment.

Details at www.GodAwfulMoviesLIVE.com

Note: this is for dinner ONLY. It does NOT include a ticket to see the show on Saturday...

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Gam384 A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

The bad news is that there won't be a bonus episode this month. We just couldn't fit it into the schedule with the holidays and the live show. The good news, though, is that we're able to get you next week's episode super early so you'll have plenty of time to soak it in before your family shows up and starts fucking up your podcast listening schedule.

Happy holidays!

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Gam383: A Little Piece of Heaven LIVE from NYC

Live from NYC (and edited on an airplane on the way home).

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Gam382 Died Suddenly

On this week's show, Marsh joins us to expose the nefarious plot to contaminate your blood with calamari.

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Gam381: Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal

This week, we find a Christian movie that doesn't establish itself as such until 1:24 into its 1:35 minute run time.

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God Awful Movies LIVE in Seattle 3/18/23

Did you hear?

Get your tickets NOW! The New York show in December sold out in 1 week, so don't miss your chance to get tickets... starting at just $45. 

Come see God Awful Movies live in Seattle on March 18th, 2023 at the Broadway Performance Hall 

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-seattle-tickets-477540836497

Details:...

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Gam380: Vaxxed II LIVE from QED

This week, we release our live show from QED 2022 in Manchester, England.

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GAM Bonus 076: Cool as Ice

We figured a lot of you had some travelling to do, and Noah needed an excuse to beg out of family shit this weekend, so the stars aligned for our bonus episode to drop. And it had Vanilla Ice in it. Enjoy!

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Gam379 One Church

This week, we watch a cautionary tale about the dangers of forcing everyone to belong to the same religion -- which can apparently only be rectified by everyone becoming an evangelical Christian.

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God Awful Movies on Mastodon

FYI: We're planning to stay on Facebook and Twitter (for now) but will start trying Mastodon too. For those who want to follow there: @piatpod@mastodon.world

Not sure we know how to best use the site yet, but Tim will begin posting there as of today.

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