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February Bonus Story #1 -- VIDEO

We love pups I swear lol. But loving your comments for the audio version already!! 

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Feb Bonus Story #1 w/ Ale

Sorry for all the dog slander on this one lol This story just hit a nerve that's been irritated since I encounter so many rowdy dogs on a daily basis. Can't wait to hear the comments on this one. 

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Winter Live Show from the Bourbon Room Posted!

Happy Thursday y'all. Our winter live show has been posted in the Cake fund and Unhinged tiers :) I hope you enjoy and feel like you were apart of the crowd while watching. 

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Winter Live Show

Our Winter live show is here!! Had some tricky editing.. if you were there in person shhhh. It's still our secret. But so excited to share what our lives shows our like and hopefully have you feel like you're in the crowd with us. 

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100th Episode Conversations

Figured you guys might like a place to talk about each episode in this forum :) Makes it a little more private than the YouTube comments or subreddit. Let me know if you'd like me to keep this a thing! 

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January Bonus Stories 4 & 5 !! -- VIDEO

Video version for bonus stories 4 and bonus bonus 5 hehe :) 

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January Bonus Story 4.. & 5 ;) !!!

As a special thanks leading up to episode 100 I just want to say thank you for being here with an extra bonus story. This show would not be possible without your support. I am so grateful and humbled by all your love. 

Join me for stories 4 & 5 with dad taking the reins and reading. Laughs were had and I think awkward moments will be shared among us all because things got goofy. 

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Merch Artwork

Hi family, 

I saw a couple of you on the post and messaging me saying you'd love to help design the merch. I want to do a competition (?) of sorts and have whoever would like to try take my merch idea and do art for it attempt it. Shall post the designs on THT/YouTube to drum up excitement. Winner would be compensated and paid for their art as well. If you'd like to be apart of it comment here :) 

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January Bonus Story #3 -- VIDEO

Talk about a difficult family dilemma.. This one just hurts my heart. 

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January Bonus Story #3

Sneak peak into our upcoming Family Meltdown episode with dad.. This story made me so mad. And my dad could be the voice of reason here.. idk even after editing it how I feel. I need your thoughts!! 

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January Bonus Full Ep !! -- VIDEO

Ready to hear a story Alejandra will never tell on the actual podcast lol This was such a fun bonus episode. I cant wait to hear your thoughts on the stories. 

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January Bonus Episode ft. Alejandra

Welcome Alejandra for her first (I think?) full bonus episode. Did we overshare? of course! Did we get heated and irate over the stories? Also yes! 

There were some good stories this month including a new subreddit we haven't read off of before and a sneak peek into our upcoming theme feminine rage (working title but subject to change lol). 

Cant wait to hear your thoughts on these stories!! 

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Merch Inspo :)

I am seriously on the merch train and looking for inspo. I looked at your other comments and you like discrete stuff that you can wear and not have it scream PODCAST or THIS IS MERCH. I found these matchbook designs and I'm really feeling them, but want your takes. I love the hoodie design and have reached out to the brand about customs but I could also see it small in the upper corner too to make it even more discrete. 

Also definitely want to do a pin/patch and solid hat like the...

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Group Therapy Tonight :)

Group therapy starting at 6pm PST (aka 35ish minutes) Can't wait to catch up again with you all <3

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Group therapy

Hi family,

I’ve got a bit of a bug and have been unable to be apart from the bathroom today. Going to do group therapy tomorrow night instead ❤️ thanks for being so understanding.

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Group Therapy :)

See you in a couple minutes!! 6pm PST eeek 

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January Bonus Story #2 -- VIDEO

Who would've thought a nice homemade gift could start so much drama?! The entitlement of this OPs DIL is astounding. 

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January Bonus Story #2 ft. Matt and Amy -- AUDIO

I got a little passionate during this story. Do you think OP was fair for not making a blanket or should they have done quick work to get this gift done?

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Group therapy

Going to be this Tuesday and next Sunday :) due to the Vikings losing I am in a state of deep sadness today lol

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January Bonus Story #1 ft. Amy -- VIDEO

I can't wait to hear your thoughts on this one. I'm so curious what an ideal way to handle this would be for OP.

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January Bonus Story #1 ft. Amy -- AUDIO

We're still on this medical theme for this first bonus story! This one is about a mom with a colicky baby, and she's canceling on her step daughter because of it. What do you think of this one? Should we have cut the mom more slack? Also thinking about it now maybe we should have tore into the dad more?

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January Bonus Content

Hi guys! Welcome to a new year AWHHHHH. Missed you all and can't wait to keep connecting in 2023. 

I have two bonus stories recorded already and will be editing this weekend, but let me know what else you'd like to see for January. Comment links to reddit post, theme suggestions, or whatever else you're feeling. 

I have some more blooper content coming this month and two group therapy calls. 

Also MERCH!!! What would you guys like to see?! I loved the collage ...

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Group Therapyyyy EEK :)

So excited for these sessions. Have missed you guys and with spotify live ending this is going to be a great way to connect. 

Vote below on what days work best. We will be doing two in January so the two most popular dates will win. All times are PST. If there's another date you're feeling just comment on the post. 

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December Bonus Episode Full Ep -- VIDEO!

Video version is here!! I hope you all had an amazing holiday season :) Story number two really seems to be resonating with a lot of you that heard the audio version and I cant wait to hear more takes. Such complex stories!! 

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Group Therapy x2 January

Well friends January it is for our group therapy calls. If you don't want to continue with the unhinged tier next month just comment here and ill be sure to message you with the date and time. :) I hope you all have an amazing holiday and be safe <3

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December Bonus Full Episode -- AUDIO

Holidays are roughhh and especially for these people. The story that resonated with me the most is clearly the 2nd one, but what one really had you going through moral struggles or getting mad?

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December Bonus Story #4 -- Video

I think this could be one that you guys have mixed reactions on 🙈 I can't wait to see your comments on this whiplash theme story! 

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December Bonus Story #3 -- Vdieo

What part of this story gave you the ick? It was the update for me :/

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Group Therapy for December :))

Hello Friends, 

Checking in to see when would be a good time for group therapy for everyone. Here are some options I was thinking about.

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December Bonus Story #4 -- Audio

I don't know why this one peeved us so much.. is it just us or is this one rubbing you the wrong way too?

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